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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Please, please, please send me your panties now.

I’m attempting to become the first person to sail the English Channel in a sailing boat with sails made entirely from worn underwear.

Currently I have a pair of size 24 M&S granny pants which should make the spinnekar on their own, but after that I’m down to two thongs and a pair of y fronts with more than the standard 4 holes.

On reaching France all undergarments will be returned or distributed to deserving individuals.

These people need your help, please donate what you can.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got some pirate boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the address? I'm gonna give up on wearing underwear just so I can send you all of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you collect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wondered where my granny pants had gone

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ve a few spare. Do you want soiled or fresh. I find the soiled catch the wind better

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"What's the address? I'm gonna give up on wearing underwear just so I can send you all of mine "
ooo can't you bring them in person ..I'll be there to collect . probably first or second in the queue

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Are you planning on running them all up your yard arm Fiddles?

I've a faux leather man's thong (only used once), that could double as a bosuns chair and several pairs of pre-diet M&S cotton boxers that would make good mainsails.

*Insert random Roger the cabin boy joke here*

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I’ve a few spare. Do you want soiled or fresh. I find the soiled catch the wind better "
they've been proven to do so

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"What's the address? I'm gonna give up on wearing underwear just so I can send you all of mine "

You can send them to Pants Save Lives P.O. Box 101

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’ve a few spare. Do you want soiled or fresh. I find the soiled catch the wind better "

Either is great, if you’ve got the ones with the genuine Fleetwood Kipper Box smell that will help with the nautical feel of the appeal.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

If we can get enough thongs or unwashed pants contains stray pubes we are hoping to help with the dental floss shortages too.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Keep the donations coming and we’ll soon be on our way with wet sails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you figured out a name for this fine vessel? Something like panty mc pant face or the skiddy marker?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I've sent you a pair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,'ll send you all Charlie,s pants if that helps, I am sure he won't mind helping a good cause xx

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Have you figured out a name for this fine vessel? Something like panty mc pant face or the skiddy marker?"

Has to be HMS Knicks-tory surely?

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