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What’s the least plausible story about yourself that’s true ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just narrowing mine down, what’s yours ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was born on an egg on a mountain top

I hatched due to a lightning strike that shattered it leaving me a baby made of lemons

Once the sun had changed me to a person i took a taxi down the mountain paying the lady driver with an orgasm just by looking at her i developed the magic power in a prefab space station they were about to send to space then i moved out to wander the streets making womens knickers magically drop with every look on every corner realised i can use this gift to sell people stuff as all the women would beg to buy from me

Thats a true story or is it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I was born halfway through the last century

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not particularly musically gifted, but I've performed (music) in one of the most famous concert halls in the world, more than once, for a paying audience.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I was born arse first probably explains a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not particularly musically gifted, but I've performed (music) in one of the most famous concert halls in the world, more than once, for a paying audience. "

Sydney Opera house or Tunbridge Wells village hall ?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'm such an attractive catch on fab that I employ two full time secretary's to reply on my behalf and keep my sex diary full of meets that don't clash

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I'm not particularly musically gifted, but I've performed (music) in one of the most famous concert halls in the world, more than once, for a paying audience. "

Both of us have done that too.

One thing that springs to mind about me (Luke) is that I met the man who wrote The Birdie Song.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I was born arse first probably explains a lot "

So was my dad. We say it shaped his attitude to life very early .

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I won't show my face on here because i'm fed up with women falling for how aesthetically pleasing i am on the eye rather than who i am

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I once auditioned for a BBC Play For Today part that would have been playing opposite John Thaw - didn't get it and there ended my acting career

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"I was born arse first probably explains a lot "
haha so was I lol , my twin wudnt give me enough room to get in position , this is true so maybe not right thread lol

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

People never believe how old i am!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oh actually just thought of two more....

When I was born I was the longest ever baby born at the hospital I was born in.

I was born with a small lump out of my right ear that was matched by a small lump on my left one

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

London

I can shape-shift into a fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am an identical twin and we married sister's in a double wedding.

Both have 3 kids each and both been with the sisters 35 years .

All true.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"That I am an identical twin and we married sister's in a double wedding.

Both have 3 kids each and both been with the sisters 35 years .

All true."
that's a truly romantic story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fought for a European Thai boxing title....and lost

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I was the second person in the world to physically see my grandson before he left the womb.....

Modern medicine amazing....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can shape-shift into a fish"

What anytime and plaice ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fought for a European Thai boxing title....and lost "

Where’s your avatar and why are you hiding ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fought for a European Thai boxing title....and lost

Where’s your avatar and why are you hiding ?"

Tbh I'm bored with fab and the forums,it's only a matter of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to school with Kelly Holmes !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once held hostage.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

As a fetus I devoured my twin and absorbed their life force to become even more powerful!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I threw a Hollywood superstar into a river.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I threw a Hollywood superstar into a river."

Aquaman?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I threw a Hollywood superstar into a river.

Aquaman? "

Nope.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I can shape-shift into a fish

What anytime and plaice ?"

Bo-dom pshhhh!

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Potentially related to Elvis.

But also Jacko.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fought for a European Thai boxing title....and lost

Where’s your avatar and why are you hiding ?

Tbh I'm bored with fab and the forums,it's only a matter of time"

This is more implausible than the first one.

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By *osmicplusMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I've played rugby at Twickenham...but I'm not a professional player

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I gave evidence at an attempted Murder trial as a teenager, helping secure a conviction and three life sentences for a notorious gang member.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimmy Fallon was checking me out and nearly fell face first in my cleavage at a bar near Boston MA.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have danced with Kate Bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i once woke up with 4 woman in my bed all naked. it was after a rather messy night out ..i have no memory of any thing past 9ish that night..1 of the girls was sober and she said we all went back to my place and shagged all night....bummer...the only time in my life ive had the dream situation and i cant remember a single thing of the night...

any offer of a sober night like that would be greatly appreciated

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Jimmy Fallon was checking me out and nearly fell face first in my cleavage at a bar near Boston MA. "

Almost did that looking at your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fought for a European Thai boxing title....and lost

Where’s your avatar and why are you hiding ?

Tbh I'm bored with fab and the forums,it's only a matter of time

This is more implausible than the first one."

Iv also shook hands with Mike tyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My clients between them, have won over 15 Olympic and Paralympic medals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fought for a European Thai boxing title....and lost

Where’s your avatar and why are you hiding ?

Tbh I'm bored with fab and the forums,it's only a matter of time

This is more implausible than the first one.

Iv also shook hands with Mike tyson"

Do you still have both ears?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fought for a European Thai boxing title....and lost

Where’s your avatar and why are you hiding ?

Tbh I'm bored with fab and the forums,it's only a matter of time

This is more implausible than the first one.

Iv also shook hands with Mike tyson

Do you still have both ears?

"

He'd just eaten so I was fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fought for a European Thai boxing title....and lost

Where’s your avatar and why are you hiding ?

Tbh I'm bored with fab and the forums,it's only a matter of time

This is more implausible than the first one.

Iv also shook hands with Mike tyson

Do you still have both ears?

He'd just eaten so I was fine"

ahh, one less roadie to have to pay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jimmy Fallon was checking me out and nearly fell face first in my cleavage at a bar near Boston MA.

Almost did that looking at your pics"

Haha and just think they were covered! What would’ve happened otherwise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was scared of heights!!!

LJ

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By *ky19Man
over a year ago

Plymouth OYO Hotel

Something that doesn't seem true but is:

I've never done drugs. Any. Including we*d. Ever. And never will.

"Are you suuuuure?" usually comes the reply.

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I was25stone and ex rugby player

Now can’t walk very far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once dropped a can of backed beans on the head of the Philippino ambassador to the UK.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

A few, I met Elvis Presley when he was alive, not while he's dead. I shook Eric Morecambe's hand. I nearly tripped Jenny Agutter up on Oxford Street by accident.

A grey Alien entered my bedroom when I was kid.

Believe it or not they are all true.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I'm not particularly musically gifted, but I've performed (music) in one of the most famous concert halls in the world, more than once, for a paying audience. "

At school I was told to drop music as I would never make a musician.

So far I have played music at; Wembley, The Albert Hall, on TV, In a Pop Video, the Eiffel Tower, Holland, Belgium, Dublin....and the list continues.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Me and my mum gave chase to a car whose occupants had just held up a Petrol Station we had been pulling into.

Highly irresponsible of us looking back....no idea what we thought we were going to do if they’d stopped the car, but we just followed where they went and rang the Police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m actually really nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I actually find sex to be an incredible bore. That is, unless it’s incredibly kinky. (Though I’ve done it all, there are no more pleasures to explore, thus it is a bore)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That I actually find sex to be an incredible bore. That is, unless it’s incredibly kinky. (Though I’ve done it all, there are no more pleasures to explore, thus it is a bore)"

What a maverick you are.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Just narrowing mine down, what’s yours ?"

That I love fucking men I've only just met! If you knew me in vanilla life, this would seem more implausible...

What's yours OP?

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I foiled a robbery once by putting a guy over the bonnet of my work van. I worked in security and he had a blade so fairs fair fucker

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I invented the mobile disco...

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

When I was little, I used to ride around on Sir Alec Guiness' shoulders, we had famous neighnours who held big parties, he would pop over to our farm to escape and walk round the yard looking at the animals.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"When I was little, I used to ride around on Sir Alec Guiness' shoulders, we had famous neighnours who held big parties, he would pop over to our farm to escape and walk round the yard looking at the animals."

These aren't the pig's your looking for !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was taught cabinet making by a member of 70s band T Rex

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"When I was little, I used to ride around on Sir Alec Guiness' shoulders, we had famous neighnours who held big parties, he would pop over to our farm to escape and walk round the yard looking at the animals.

These aren't the pig's your looking for !"

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

I've flown on the same planes as Princess Diana and Ant & Dec.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve cheated death three times and I’ve saved 3 lives, all on different occasions. Karma is real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am distantly related to Tim Curry

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over a year ago

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