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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

" Nice fat box that. I'd love mt mouth all over it."

I would rather be eaten alive by an alligator Thank You.

Anyone else had any ridiculous messages today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fab celebrity walks among us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"" Nice fat box that. I'd love mt mouth all over it."

I would rather be eaten alive by an alligator Thank You.

Anyone else had any ridiculous messages today?"
i got that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent a few lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha...i wont be stealing that one for sure....

Surprising how many messages i got off fellas till i blocked them when im not looking for them ffs

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll be saving that one for my next victim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my status to ‘can someone please fuck me with a mini milk’ (or something similar) and so many men didn’t know what a mini milk was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to see your poo shoot.

Just wrong...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some daft Irish tart sent me a message saying Ireland to win the rugby World Cup in a few weeks

In her defence it has been rather hot today and she’s proper Irish like, pale complexion, fair hair, drinks Guinness and looks silly wearing green!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A fab celebrity walks among us"

I can't see any celebrities

My vision is really poor though..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine must be in top ten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me lick you up and down till you say stop.... And now that song has been playing in my head all evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to see your poo shoot.

Just wrong... "

I would have sent a picture of your house waste pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me lick you up and down till you say stop.... And now that song has been playing in my head all evening "
you would love it

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"I had my status to ‘can someone please fuck me with a mini milk’ (or something similar) and so many men didn’t know what a mini milk was "

I'm in a minority then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to see your poo shoot.

Just wrong...

I would have sent a picture of your house waste pipe "

It was too yucky, the whole message. Finger automatically hit delete...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I got an ' ok ' that was it

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Worst I got today was from a random bloke... message obviously written with care and much thought... "Free?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me lick you up and down till you say stop.... And now that song has been playing in my head all evening "

Cause tonight baaaaby

I’m gonna get freaky with you

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Is this big enough for you. Massive dick pic that seriously you could swing round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this big enough for you. Massive dick pic that seriously you could swing round "

Yeah... sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some daft Irish tart sent me a message saying Ireland to win the rugby World Cup in a few weeks

In her defence it has been rather hot today and she’s proper Irish like, pale complexion, fair hair, drinks Guinness and looks silly wearing green!"

Stereotype Irish ;(

We won’t win the RWC either

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Is this big enough for you. Massive dick pic that seriously you could swing round

Yeah... sorry about that "

Feck seriously Sam I could only dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to see your poo shoot.

Just wrong...

I would have sent a picture of your house waste pipe

It was too yucky, the whole message. Finger automatically hit delete..."

Some sick crap there , pardon the pun , wtf

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Some daft Irish tart sent me a message saying Ireland to win the rugby World Cup in a few weeks

In her defence it has been rather hot today and she’s proper Irish like, pale complexion, fair hair, drinks Guinness and looks silly wearing green!

Stereotype Irish ;(

We won’t win the RWC either "

Your the maddest of the lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to see your poo shoot.

Just wrong...

I would have sent a picture of your house waste pipe

It was too yucky, the whole message. Finger automatically hit delete..."

Aww the poor guy, bucking up the confidence to send a classy message without gauging the situation first

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Is this big enough for you. Massive dick pic that seriously you could swing round "

Thank you

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

I sent a heartfelt message to someone, and they responded something to the effect that being eaten alive by an alligator would be preferable. Gutted.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Is this big enough for you. Massive dick pic that seriously you could swing round

Thank you "

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some daft Irish tart sent me a message saying Ireland to win the rugby World Cup in a few weeks

In her defence it has been rather hot today and she’s proper Irish like, pale complexion, fair hair, drinks Guinness and looks silly wearing green!

Stereotype Irish ;(

We won’t win the RWC either "

Apologies for the stereotyping, I’ll get back to my prawn sarnie.

I honestly think the welsh have the best shot outside of nz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I got an ' ok ' that was it "

An answer to a question perhaps?

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

bolton

From a couple.. “your near”..

And from a guy.. “u stright”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some daft Irish tart sent me a message saying Ireland to win the rugby World Cup in a few weeks

In her defence it has been rather hot today and she’s proper Irish like, pale complexion, fair hair, drinks Guinness and looks silly wearing green!"

Fuck, she sounds wise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sent a heartfelt message to someone, and they responded something to the effect that being eaten alive by an alligator would be preferable. Gutted."

I'm sorry, I didn't realise so much thought and emotion had gone into the message. I feel heartless now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me tongue punch your fart box.. still the best line i ever heard..

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon


"I sent a heartfelt message to someone, and they responded something to the effect that being eaten alive by an alligator would be preferable. Gutted.

I'm sorry, I didn't realise so much thought and emotion had gone into the message. I feel heartless now. "

Your honesty is appreciated. I’m just gonna have to research how to become a reptile.

Might be difficult as I’ve never voted Tory.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Its against site rules to post the contents of pm's (however distasteful or amusing). Tut tut.

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon


"Its against site rules to post the contents of pm's (however distasteful or amusing). Tut tut. "

What if I make some up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its against site rules to post the contents of pm's (however distasteful or amusing). Tut tut. "

You’re supposed to be asleep... tut tut

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"Its against site rules to post the contents of pm's (however distasteful or amusing). Tut tut.

You’re supposed to be asleep... tut tut"

Sorry.. mum/dad.. promise I'm going to sleep now.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Its against site rules to post the contents of pm's (however distasteful or amusing). Tut tut.

You’re supposed to be asleep... tut tut

Sorry.. mum/dad.. promise I'm going to sleep now. "

Night D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone sent me a message today saying....I was that cute that I made bambi look like a piece of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deer me lol xxx

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Honestly, between the odd good contact I get the same kind of shit over and over again. Straight men ostensibly looking for women or couples, with often no photo at all or any proper profile introduction, and always without any message content to hang a hat on...

Him: Fuck me hard

Me: (Something like...) I dunno, you are straight and I do prefer to be fucked myself when it's men, hopefully by older. (...It's not like its not all in my profile too)

Him: OK ll fuck you hard

You just know by then they simply intoxicated with their horniness and it just isn't going to happen! And it's not that I don't mind getting quickly down to it, I just need at least something more than what is often just "meet?" or "fuck?" (from the same type of profiles to above). Potential excitement aside, I find it really hard to get myself out purely on that anyway. What these guys don't seem to realise is that they can see us, but as they give nothing away, we can't see them.

It feels that I have to 'turn down' a huge amount more than I can get on this place, but I just think it's mostly desperate horniness, and ultimately not real. It's something that explains of lot of things on here I think, like those conversations that suddenly vanish even after they contacted you. I feel that I'm hearing from a lot of people that there is quite a lot of grind in this place.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Oh yeah, and someone the other day wanted to shit in my mouth lol.. I'll drag it out, it's quite funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make you feel like a queen"

You gonna buy me a country and build me a castle mate haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to destroy you and give u back to hubby in a wheelchair

Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want you to glaze my face x

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Man messaged me to say he wanted to "snort lemo off my cock"

WTF!! I politely didn't reply

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Man messaged me to say he wanted to "snort lemo off my cock"

WTF!! I politely didn't reply "

My search is coming up with an ad for Omega3. Maybe he's a health freak?

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By *indkink82Man
over a year ago

Caistor

No just loads of oh no you ain't my type lol

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I’d like to see your poo shoot.

Just wrong... "

Oh I don't know. It depends how far you go with it..

Him: Would love to piss in your face

Me: (I thought about it a little) sounds good to me

Him: Piss in your asshole then have you lick my ass ckean as i shit right in your face. Im one nasty fucker

ME: you want to shit in my mouth? No small talk please

That was it lol, nothing back. Another Straight guy trying (and failing I assume) to get the girls

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By *ent and bratCouple
over a year ago

here there everywhere

I think oura ranka right up there

"Do you like bareback and want to get pregnant because im a breeder"

Like a girl would struggle to say no to that but there wasnt even a HI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The couple that asked if I would go to there's and poo in his mouth while she makes him eat it....ermmmmm no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think oura ranka right up there

"Do you like bareback and want to get pregnant because im a breeder"

Like a girl would struggle to say no to that but there wasnt even a HI "

I was asked a couple of days ago if someone could get me pregnant as they wanted a child with me. I'm not sure what response they were after, but i blocked them!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Poo seems to be a common theme lately - I get loads of those types of messages. I wonder why. The thought is revolting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poo seems to be a common theme lately - I get loads of those types of messages. I wonder why. The thought is revolting. "

There's a localish couple sending the same message to all the girls on here....My friend had one off them and I've been told by other girls they sent it to them too....It's quite gross as they send there address and pics of them doing it and even offer money for taxis and pay females to do it....they offer curry and other gross stuff I won't go into....obviously that's there thing and they have verifications of people that have taken there cash to poo in his mouth....thats not for me even though it's not sex it's still descusting and no chance ever

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Man mailed me to offer to suck me off.

Informed him no I'm straight to which he replied.

"You just think that you are and that he could prove me wrong". Then called me a prude and said I had issues.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I got called a fuck boy by some random woman on here. That made my day

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Poo seems to be a common theme lately - I get loads of those types of messages. I wonder why. The thought is revolting.

There's a localish couple sending the same message to all the girls on here....My friend had one off them and I've been told by other girls they sent it to them too....It's quite gross as they send there address and pics of them doing it and even offer money for taxis and pay females to do it....they offer curry and other gross stuff I won't go into....obviously that's there thing and they have verifications of people that have taken there cash to poo in his mouth....thats not for me even though it's not sex it's still descusting and no chance ever "

They may need to get on one of the newer fetish sites you see around now. There seem to be some that are cheap (ie not the big ripoff ones) or even free.

It could be the case they actually are though! Some people are so kinky they need to do it with the most 'vanilla' people (to them) they can find.

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By *ent and bratCouple
over a year ago

here there everywhere


"I think oura ranka right up there

"Do you like bareback and want to get pregnant because im a breeder"

Like a girl would struggle to say no to that but there wasnt even a HI

I was asked a couple of days ago if someone could get me pregnant as they wanted a child with me. I'm not sure what response they were after, but i blocked them!"

Hard offer to turn down

I had great fun with him till i think he sensed my ever so slight sarcasm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want you to glaze my face x"
with windolene?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had the classic “ why are you online if you don’t want to meet” followed by “ if you don’t meet me, I’ll remove my fabs from your pics”.......

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"We had the classic “ why are you online if you don’t want to meet” followed by “ if you don’t meet me, I’ll remove my fabs from your pics”......."

Really? This and the prude one above are as sad as fuck. How do people get to just assume that whoever they happen to fancy is supposed to have sex right now and with them?

My really annoying people tend to just piss straight off. I'd love to have some stupid come-backs to get my teeth into lol

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