FabSwingers.com forum: Heatwave advice.......

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Now all the women feel safer , having been warned not to stick lolly ices up their chuff......

What GOOD piece of advice can you give to fellow fabbers to stay alive in a heatwave ??

1. Don't put strawberry jelly in your brassiere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink sea water to replace the salt you lose when you sweat

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Now all the women feel safer , having been warned not to stick lolly ices up their chuff......

What GOOD piece of advice can you give to fellow fabbers to stay alive in a heatwave ??

1. Don't put strawberry jelly in your brassiere. "

How about lime jelly?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

3. Don't use your bellend to test the temperature of the steering wheel

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Saw some crap on BBC news last nights heatwave sleeping advice.... "put your socks in the" fridge".... How's that going to work??

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

"Saw some crap on BBC news last nights heatwave sleeping advice.... "put your socks in the" fridge".... How's that going to work?? "

Maybe you leave your feet in them

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"3. Don't use your bellend to test the temperature of the steering wheel"

Is this a rule or just a guideline?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best not use your bellend to test temp of anything today.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Saw some crap on BBC news last nights heatwave sleeping advice.... "put your socks in the" fridge".... How's that going to work?? "

Mebbe if your feet are still in them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short trousers not a great idea if ya got leather seats in the car

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Saw some crap on BBC news last nights heatwave sleeping advice.... "put your socks in the" fridge".... How's that going to work?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A plastic bottle of water in freezer and then give your pets they love it. And cats enjoy licking the bottle

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Saw some crap on BBC news last nights heatwave sleeping advice.... "put your socks in the" fridge".... How's that going to work??

Maybe you leave your feet in them "
. Someone give it a try please, I'm at work, so no fridge, I can't... I want to know if it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People need advice to stay cool, fuck me we are fucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dip your bollocks in a Soufflé

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a quiche between your armpits.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Dip your bollocks in a Soufflé"

And for the women ...... shove the souffle up your flaps......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Put a quiche between your armpits. "

and for the men .... slide a cucumber quesedilla up your foreskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now all the women feel safer , having been warned not to stick lolly ices up their chuff......

What GOOD piece of advice can you give to fellow fabbers to stay alive in a heatwave ??

1. Don't put strawberry jelly in your brassiere. "
Drink more coffee it's diuretic

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Now all the women feel safer , having been warned not to stick lolly ices up their chuff......

What GOOD piece of advice can you give to fellow fabbers to stay alive in a heatwave ??

1. Don't put strawberry jelly in your brassiere. Drink more coffee it's diuretic

Piss on a friend

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

[Removed by poster at 25/07/19 21:04:43]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all very well and good warning women about the dangers of penetration with nobbly bobblys but where is the government warning about minimilks up the ass?

Tea

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Apparently we’ve been advised to refrain from sticking ice lollies up our foofs so instead, fill a condom with water, tie the end off, pop it in the freezer for an hour and use that instead. Or stick it up your bum if you prefer or even both if you make two. The bum thing works for chaps too

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"[Removed by poster at 25/07/19 21:04:43]"
Its still 89f at 9pm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now all the women feel safer , having been warned not to stick lolly ices up their chuff......

What GOOD piece of advice can you give to fellow fabbers to stay alive in a heatwave ??

1. Don't put strawberry jelly in your brassiere. Drink more coffee it's diuretic

Piss on a friend"
Well you know what a friend is

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Saw some crap on BBC news last nights heatwave sleeping advice.... "put your socks in the" fridge".... How's that going to work??

Maybe you leave your feet in them . Someone give it a try please, I'm at work, so no fridge, I can't... I want to know if it works"

I have now tried it and 8 can confirm the socks loved it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Doon't eat any spicy foods so that you can avoid hot farts

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Better still ...... fart into the fridge to prevent warming your house.

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

Put frozen grapes up your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4. Turn the central heating off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a man who is boobs obsessed to kneel at ya bed side and fan ya naked body

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

"Get a man who is boobs obsessed to kneel at ya bed side and fan ya naked body

Form an orderly queue

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Watch T.V. with your feet in the fish tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a man who is boobs obsessed to kneel at ya bed side and fan ya naked body

Form an orderly queue

Nah no que just line up at the side, I'm going to be sooooo cool

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Forget rose petals, sprinkle your bed with frozen peas instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forget rose petals, sprinkle your bed with frozen peas instead

Er,I can see where your coming from but no ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn down your electric blanket grammar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its hot in mexico do what they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been putting wet flannels in the freezer then putting them round my neck x

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By *ink Panther 123Man
over a year ago

Colnbrook

"Saw some crap on BBC news last nights heatwave sleeping advice.... "put your socks in the" fridge".... How's that going to work?? "

Sleep in the fridge

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Serious suggestion..the white fleece you use to protect plants from frost, wet it and and hang it in front of open windows, cools the air, and stops wee beasties getting in.,

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Serious suggestion..the white fleece you use to protect plants from frost, wet it and and hang it in front of open windows, cools the air, and stops wee beasties getting in.,"

Shit, I'm all out of white fleece...

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"Serious suggestion..the white fleece you use to protect plants from frost, wet it and and hang it in front of open windows, cools the air, and stops wee beasties getting in.,

Shit, I'm all out of white fleece..."
any other cloth will do, bed sheets etc..the factor is a draught blowing through the colder surface will cool the air.

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea

Gonna sound stupid but I've been using a hot water bottle,filling it with cold water also it I'm the freezer for an hr and Ta-da nice and cool for a while....

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Serious suggestion..the white fleece you use to protect plants from frost, wet it and and hang it in front of open windows, cools the air, and stops wee beasties getting in.,"

Same principle of filling a bowl of cold water almost to the brim, and placing it in front of a fan.

Airflow across the surface of the water cools down the room faster.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"Serious suggestion..the white fleece you use to protect plants from frost, wet it and and hang it in front of open windows, cools the air, and stops wee beasties getting in.,

Same principle of filling a bowl of cold water almost to the brim, and placing it in front of a fan..Airflow across the surface of the water cools down the room faster."
better still use a bottle of frozen water in front of the fan.

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