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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would you like your last words to be?

Mine would probably. "guys! watch me punch this bear"

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Mines a bit rude

Fuck off you cunts I’m taking my millions with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vamp - “Oohh...look a shark”

Bubbles - “Well, this sucks”

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

wick

Oh fuck a bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've hidden the treasure at........

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Ouch !!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I bet you i can......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've hidden the treasure at........"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look, they're mushrooms!

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Well that was pretty epic....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"finally ! She made me cum!"

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By *ingle Dad SeekingMan
over a year ago

Northern England

I love Spike Milligan's epitaph.

"I told you I was ill"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that your husband?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

The only way to deal with people like you is to stand up to you. So, no I won’t give you my phone wallet and watch you can just fuck off.

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Go one then. Just once more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love Spike Milligan's epitaph.

"I told you I was ill" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now. Is it red wire to red, or....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill my cake-pot before I die!

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

I don't want to die a virgin

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

What the stuff was all that about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op,

*your

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Hold me beer.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's the way to conquer my fear of heights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought i was immortal i was wrong

Im not wrong btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who's coming with me?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One more round of tequilas please barman and then I'll be off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Op,

*your "

He'll be mortified at that mistake.

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By *an_buryMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Cunts

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

What's the worst that could happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op,

*your

He'll be mortified at that mistake."

Good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch this!.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the worst that could happen?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmm, whats this lever do.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Watch what I can still do at my age ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See ya fuckers

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Op,

*your

He'll be mortified at that mistake.

Good. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can't take it with you, I'm not going.

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By *ikeandmollyCouple
over a year ago

swindon

I hope this is fun.....

Molly

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op,

*your

He'll be mortified at that mistake.

Good.

"

He seems to have ‘forgotten’ his thread...

C’mon Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow the other side is full of women wanting

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By *upremexMan
over a year ago

liverpool. huyton. near yewtree

Holy shit...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did someone mention filling a cake pot?

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By *ikerdude2017Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Motherfu.......... Especially if I was being snapped out of existence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention filling a cake pot? "

No. They were talking about your incorrect spelling.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Thank fuck that's over. Time to sleep

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Did someone mention filling a cake pot? "

No just 'you're' spelling

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm not sure but I do want "I told you I was ill" on my gravestone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention filling a cake pot?

No just 'you're' spelling"

Love her

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

See you on the other side.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone mention filling a cake pot?

No just 'you're' spelling"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Did someone mention filling a cake pot?

No just 'you're' spelling

Love her

"

He's rolling his eyes at me now,I wouldn't mind I didn't notice til you pointed it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention filling a cake pot?

No just 'you're' spelling

Love her

He's rolling his eyes at me now,I wouldn't mind I didn't notice til you pointed it out "

Well I’m honoured to have highlighted it for you.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Did someone mention filling a cake pot?

No just 'you're' spelling

Love her

He's rolling his eyes at me now,I wouldn't mind I didn't notice til you pointed it out

Well I’m honoured to have highlighted it for you. "

He's going to sulk with me for ages now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The secret to amazing sex is.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention filling a cake pot?

No just 'you're' spelling

Love her

He's rolling his eyes at me now,I wouldn't mind I didn't notice til you pointed it out

Well I’m honoured to have highlighted it for you.

He's going to sulk with me for ages now "

He’s a pro at that, to give him his credit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was a trip, now for the next one

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

But I'm still hungry.

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By *ackdd72Man
over a year ago

the valleys

What does this button do?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Of course you can have a picnic in the safari park

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By *easide funMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire Coast

Hold my beer.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold my beer....."

Was just about to put...hold my vodka

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would happen if I stuck my head in there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Check this shit”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singing “every breath I take”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see dead people

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By *ellbound_GhoulwarpWoman
over a year ago

Fifth Circle of Hell

Mine will be written...

I plan on leaving a safe locked, the key hidden in my belongings and it shall contain a brick, few penny's and a note saying Got ya!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Past caring, my time now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you smell gas....?

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

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By *tatMan
over a year ago

Horrabridge

Ha ha, you missed!

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By *oxladMan
over a year ago

WORKSOP

Thanks for comming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/07/19 06:23:21]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good night,, God bless,,

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Ohhh, bugger

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No Boris. Nanny doesn't want to be plugged in for the Christmas Lights sex game again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wanted to tell you, I think your all a bunch of cunts.

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By *ark44xMan
over a year ago

Antrim

Told u i was ill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free at last.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Oh my god I'm Cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be

I let the dogs out

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"let the tide take me out"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Let's play this bling crosbies CD

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Oh bugger..... Think I'm about to.....

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