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fact: sandwiches taste better when cut in to quarters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share?

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By *he Devil rides outMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

The first French Fries weren't cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share? "

I'm hot

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Fact: sambos taste better on thick farmhouse bread with real butter

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Tea really does taste better out of thin china.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your toast is too pale and you put it back in the toaster it will always be too dark when you bring it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oranges are orange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit does taste even better if you sprinkle a little sea salt on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The first French Fries weren't cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece."

Took me a minute, but I got there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share? I'm hot "

Me too!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"The first French Fries weren't cooked in France. They were cooked in Grease."

Ftfy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fact: sambos taste better on thick farmhouse bread with real butter "

Cut in to quarters!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tea really does taste better out of thin china. "

It does, doesn’t it?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nup"

You disagree with facts???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the sandwich.

Cucumber then yes

Egg and sausage no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If your toast is too pale and you put it back in the toaster it will always be too dark when you bring it out. "

I’ve only just learnt that the numbers on the dial of toaster denotes minutes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very true

With or without crusts ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oranges are orange. "

I googled and you’re correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fruit does taste even better if you sprinkle a little sea salt on it."

Now I have the urge to try this...is this a ploy to make me eat something healthy???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrots were originally purple, but the Dutch selectively grew then to become orange to honor the prince of Orange.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends on the sandwich.

Cucumber then yes

Egg and sausage no "

You can not argue with facts....it is the same for all fillings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very true

With or without crusts ?"

I’d like curly hair, so with!

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share? "

Disagree on this one they go stale within 5 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Carrots were originally purple, but the Dutch selectively grew then to become orange to honor the prince of Orange. "

Everyday is a school day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share? "

Definitely the best when triangles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share?

Disagree on this one they go stale within 5 minutes. "

I’ve never taken longer than 3 minutes and twenty seconds to eat my food, so wouldn’t know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very true

With or without crusts ?

I’d like curly hair, so with! "

Lol

You would suit that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share?

Definitely the best when triangles "

Someone else of class!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very true

With or without crusts ?

I’d like curly hair, so with!

Lol

You would suit that "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The first French Fries weren't cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece."

You mean Grease.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Oranges are orange. "

There are no rhymes for the word orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tea really does taste better out of thin china.

It does, doesn’t it?! "

I once doubted the tea made in a cup vs. a pot theory and got my arse kicked over it...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"If your toast is too pale and you put it back in the toaster it will always be too dark when you bring it out.

I’ve only just learnt that the numbers on the dial of toaster denotes minutes!!! "

Toaster dependent that....

Mine means heat not minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oranges are orange.

There are no rhymes for the word orange"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If your toast is too pale and you put it back in the toaster it will always be too dark when you bring it out.

I’ve only just learnt that the numbers on the dial of toaster denotes minutes!!!

Toaster dependent that....

Mine means heat not minutes. "

Oh I didn’t know it varies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tea really does taste better out of thin china.

It does, doesn’t it?!

I once doubted the tea made in a cup vs. a pot theory and got my arse kicked over it..."

See, facts are facts for a reason

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Custard always tastes better when get the last remnants out of the pan with your spoon !

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Lager tastes better from a tap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oranges are orange. "

Actually not true, true oranges are green!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lager tastes better from a tap "

What type of kitchen have you got!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Custard always tastes better when get the last remnants out of the pan with your spoon !"

I love hot custard gone cold! I’m not weird (for clarity, not just cold pre made custard you can buy in shops, must be heated and left to cool)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lager tastes better from a tap "

Your taps dispense lager? Please send plumbers details

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oranges are orange.

Actually not true, true oranges are green!"

You not getting confused with greens being green?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Lager tastes better from a tap

Your taps dispense lager? Please send plumbers details "

I meant in the pub , but i'm ringing Dragons Den right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lager tastes better from a tap

Your taps dispense lager? Please send plumbers details

I meant in the pub , but i'm ringing Dragons Den right now "

I will go with you on the show...hot tap is vodka, cold tap is lager...the toilet cistern can be filled with gin to cut the middleman out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer tastes better when quickly poured into a glass rather than slowly or drank from a bottle.

That way you get the CO2 out rather than pour it into your stomach.

For each bottle x2 for gas volume.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beer tastes better when quickly poured into a glass rather than slowly or drank from a bottle.

That way you get the CO2 out rather than pour it into your stomach.

For each bottle x2 for gas volume."

Top tip for an after work tipple!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Lager tastes better from a tap

Your taps dispense lager? Please send plumbers details

I meant in the pub , but i'm ringing Dragons Den right now

I will go with you on the show...hot tap is vodka, cold tap is lager...the toilet cistern can be filled with gin to cut the middleman out "

We can be called "Home Pub Plumbing"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lager tastes better from a tap

Your taps dispense lager? Please send plumbers details

I meant in the pub , but i'm ringing Dragons Den right now

I will go with you on the show...hot tap is vodka, cold tap is lager...the toilet cistern can be filled with gin to cut the middleman out

We can be called "Home Pub Plumbing" "

Patent this now!!!! I’m quitting my job! We will be rich beyond our wildest dreams

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Oranges are orange.

Actually not true, true oranges are green!"

What about Blood Oranges

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Oranges are orange.

There are no rhymes for the word orange

"

Is that three fat women pulling up their corsets ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Oranges are orange.

There are no rhymes for the word orange

Is that three fat women pulling up their corsets ?"

An upskirt at the ballet ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oranges are orange.

There are no rhymes for the word orange

Is that three fat women pulling up their corsets ?

An upskirt at the ballet ?"

And now you’ve said those things, that’s all I can see...it was my shocked face

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I can't quote you for some reason newcouple. But already got our opening line " Why have a new kitchen that only leaves your friends speechless , when you can leave them legless"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't quote you for some reason newcouple. But already got our opening line " Why have a new kitchen that only leaves your friends speechless , when you can leave them legless""

Oooh you’re good! You can have 10% of profits. I get 90% as i started the thread. Thems the rules. Connie

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"I can't quote you for some reason newcouple. But already got our opening line " Why have a new kitchen that only leaves your friends speechless , when you can leave them legless"

Oooh you’re good! You can have 10% of profits. I get 90% as i started the thread. Thems the rules. Connie "

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't quote you for some reason newcouple. But already got our opening line " Why have a new kitchen that only leaves your friends speechless , when you can leave them legless"

Oooh you’re good! You can have 10% of profits. I get 90% as i started the thread. Thems the rules. Connie

Deal "

It’s on the internet so it’s legally binding! I’d relinquish all my shares if you could make it cooler. I’m not built for heat!!!!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"I can't quote you for some reason newcouple. But already got our opening line " Why have a new kitchen that only leaves your friends speechless , when you can leave them legless"

Oooh you’re good! You can have 10% of profits. I get 90% as i started the thread. Thems the rules. Connie

Deal

It’s on the internet so it’s legally binding! I’d relinquish all my shares if you could make it cooler. I’m not built for heat!!!!"

I'll be round in half an hour with a bucket of water

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't quote you for some reason newcouple. But already got our opening line " Why have a new kitchen that only leaves your friends speechless , when you can leave them legless"

Oooh you’re good! You can have 10% of profits. I get 90% as i started the thread. Thems the rules. Connie

Deal

It’s on the internet so it’s legally binding! I’d relinquish all my shares if you could make it cooler. I’m not built for heat!!!!

I'll be round in half an hour with a bucket of water "

Once again, legally binding

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"I can't quote you for some reason newcouple. But already got our opening line " Why have a new kitchen that only leaves your friends speechless , when you can leave them legless"

Oooh you’re good! You can have 10% of profits. I get 90% as i started the thread. Thems the rules. Connie

Deal

It’s on the internet so it’s legally binding! I’d relinquish all my shares if you could make it cooler. I’m not built for heat!!!!

I'll be round in half an hour with a bucket of water

Once again, legally binding "

Are you a lawyer by any chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't quote you for some reason newcouple. But already got our opening line " Why have a new kitchen that only leaves your friends speechless , when you can leave them legless"

Oooh you’re good! You can have 10% of profits. I get 90% as i started the thread. Thems the rules. Connie

Deal

It’s on the internet so it’s legally binding! I’d relinquish all my shares if you could make it cooler. I’m not built for heat!!!!

I'll be round in half an hour with a bucket of water

Once again, legally binding

Are you a lawyer by any chance "

I’ve watched judge Judy...is that the same???

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"I can't quote you for some reason newcouple. But already got our opening line " Why have a new kitchen that only leaves your friends speechless , when you can leave them legless"

Oooh you’re good! You can have 10% of profits. I get 90% as i started the thread. Thems the rules. Connie

Deal

It’s on the internet so it’s legally binding! I’d relinquish all my shares if you could make it cooler. I’m not built for heat!!!!

I'll be round in half an hour with a bucket of water

Once again, legally binding

Are you a lawyer by any chance

I’ve watched judge Judy...is that the same???"

It'll do

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share? "

Indian food always tastes better slightly warmed through, the following evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oranges are orange.

Actually not true, true oranges are green!

You not getting confused with greens being green? "

Not really, trust me I'm a scientist!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oranges are orange.

Actually not true, true oranges are green!

You not getting confused with greens being green?

Not really, trust me I'm a scientist! "

Well you’ve said I can trust you so must be true

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share? "

Cheese tastes better when grated as opposed to sliced or cubed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share?

Indian food always tastes better slightly warmed through, the following evening."

Good call! And cold pizza is a food group in itself, especially when eaten for breakfast!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share?

Cheese tastes better when grated as opposed to sliced or cubed."

This is true! Even when just used for cheese on toast. Weird but true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share? "

Its only true if someone else makes it specifically for you.

And some people like myself only if they used a protractor to get the angles right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share?

Its only true if someone else makes it specifically for you.

And some people like myself only if they used a protractor to get the angles right."

To be fair, John makes my sandwiches so I agree....I presume he uses a protractor as they’re pretty decent shapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lager tastes better from a tap

Your taps dispense lager? Please send plumbers details

I meant in the pub , but i'm ringing Dragons Den right now

I will go with you on the show...hot tap is vodka, cold tap is lager...the toilet cistern can be filled with gin to cut the middleman out "

Definitely agree with that on the gin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lager tastes better from a tap

Your taps dispense lager? Please send plumbers details

I meant in the pub , but i'm ringing Dragons Den right now

I will go with you on the show...hot tap is vodka, cold tap is lager...the toilet cistern can be filled with gin to cut the middleman out

Definitely agree with that on the gin! "

It’s the devil’s sweat!

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford


"Fact: sambos taste better on thick farmhouse bread with real butter "

And in a real farm house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oranges are orange.

There are no rhymes for the word orange"

What about Sporange? As I've said, I'm a scientist!

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

There is actually science behind the sandwich thing.

Basically we don't just taste through our mouth, so we needs some air to make the other senses (ie to our nose) work best. The less we put in out mouth the more we can taste. Try comparing the corner of a triangle to a round isn't even cut in half. You just get more air, that's all it is. If you eat too fast you taste less too, that's that's fairly obvious I think.

So less is more people - don't stick too much in. Well it's been my excuse for years and I'm sticking to it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lager tastes better from a tap

Your taps dispense lager? Please send plumbers details

I meant in the pub , but i'm ringing Dragons Den right now

I will go with you on the show...hot tap is vodka, cold tap is lager...the toilet cistern can be filled with gin to cut the middleman out

Definitely agree with that on the gin!

It’s the devil’s sweat! "

I'm convinced if these so called aficionados tasted proper gin, not those alcopop concoctions, they'd all agree that it's vile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is actually science behind the sandwich thing.

Basically we don't just taste through our mouth, so we needs some air to make the other senses (ie to our nose) work best. The less we put in out mouth the more we can taste. Try comparing the corner of a triangle to a round isn't even cut in half. You just get more air, that's all it is. If you eat too fast you taste less too, that's that's fairly obvious I think.

So less is more people - don't stick too much in. Well it's been my excuse for years and I'm sticking to it anyway "

Wow! I just thought it was because they are prettier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oranges are orange.

There are no rhymes for the word orange

What about Sporange? As I've said, I'm a scientist! "

Nervously googled and I’m suitable impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share? "

Sorry to burst your bubble. That’s an opinion not a fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lager tastes better from a tap

Your taps dispense lager? Please send plumbers details

I meant in the pub , but i'm ringing Dragons Den right now

I will go with you on the show...hot tap is vodka, cold tap is lager...the toilet cistern can be filled with gin to cut the middleman out

Definitely agree with that on the gin!

It’s the devil’s sweat!

I'm convinced if these so called aficionados tasted proper gin, not those alcopop concoctions, they'd all agree that it's vile! "

Now vodka on the other hand....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share?

Sorry to burst your bubble. That’s an opinion not a fact "

It’s a fact coz I put it on the internet. Thems the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share? "

It's a fact that hot weather creates hornier people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share? It's a fact that hot weather creates hornier people "

Not for me! I’m not built for heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share? It's a fact that hot weather creates hornier people

Not for me! I’m not built for heat "

you're the exception, their has to be exceptions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share? It's a fact that hot weather creates hornier people

Not for me! I’m not built for heat you're the exception, their has to be exceptions "

I’m always the exception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oranges are orange.

There are no rhymes for the word orange

What about Sporange? As I've said, I'm a scientist!

Nervously googled and I’m suitable impressed "

Know the expensive education would pay off one day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oranges are orange.

There are no rhymes for the word orange

What about Sporange? As I've said, I'm a scientist!

Nervously googled and I’m suitable impressed

Know the expensive education would pay off one day! "

You should put it on your profile...then clear your inbox ready for the flood

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share?

Cheese tastes better when grated as opposed to sliced or cubed."

Doesn't work with Philadelphia cheese though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share?

Cheese tastes better when grated as opposed to sliced or cubed.

Doesn't work with Philadelphia cheese though "

Exception to rule

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When slicing an onion, always cut from the top end and leave the root end on, this will stop you having eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When slicing an onion, always cut from the top end and leave the root end on, this will stop you having eyes "

Really? I’m going to try this!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"When slicing an onion, always cut from the top end and leave the root end on, this will stop you having eyes

Really? I’m going to try this! "

An ex taught me this, beforehand I used to wear ma motorbike helmet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When slicing an onion, always cut from the top end and leave the root end on, this will stop you having eyes

Really? I’m going to try this!

An ex taught me this, beforehand I used to wear ma motorbike helmet "

Oh I much prefer that solution!!!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Nah, they taste the same buddy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nah, they taste the same buddy."

Noooooo! They really don’t!!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

How about having a Dairylea Triangle sarnie, but cut into squares?

Smash the system

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about having a Dairylea Triangle sarnie, but cut into squares?

Smash the system "

mind blown

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Nah, they taste the same buddy."

It is actually science lol - the smaller the mouthful the better for taste. It's using the nose properly. More air, more taste. They are more likely to be room temperature too, as even fridge temperature dampens the taste.

So nibble from the corner, my friends.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Nah, they taste the same buddy.

It is actually science lol - the smaller the mouthful the better for taste. It's using the nose properly. More air, more taste. They are more likely to be room temperature too, as even fridge temperature dampens the taste.

So nibble from the corner, my friends."

Is it a corner, or just an angle though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oranges are orange.

There are no rhymes for the word orange

What about Sporange? As I've said, I'm a scientist!

Nervously googled and I’m suitable impressed

Know the expensive education would pay off one day!

You should put it on your profile...then clear your inbox ready for the flood "

Would that work! Is that where I've being going wrong?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oranges are orange.

There are no rhymes for the word orange

What about Sporange? As I've said, I'm a scientist!

Nervously googled and I’m suitable impressed

Know the expensive education would pay off one day!

You should put it on your profile...then clear your inbox ready for the flood

Would that work! Is that where I've being going wrong? "

Intelligence is sexy I tell you!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Your mouth and stomach signal to your brain that you have d*unk enough liquid to quench your thirst, before the water has even entered your blood stream. Gulping liquids down quenches your thirst more quickly than the same amount via little sips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your mouth and stomach signal to your brain that you have d*unk enough liquid to quench your thirst, before the water has even entered your blood stream. Gulping liquids down quenches your thirst more quickly than the same amount via little sips. "

Good enough reason to gulp down my Pimms

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Fruit does taste even better if you sprinkle a little sea salt on it.

Now I have the urge to try this...is this a ploy to make me eat something healthy??? "

Black pepper on strawberries brings out their flavour!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fruit does taste even better if you sprinkle a little sea salt on it.

Now I have the urge to try this...is this a ploy to make me eat something healthy???

Black pepper on strawberries brings out their flavour! "

First salt, now pepper? You’re tricking me in to my five a day, aren’t you?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I had a mate who got her knickers in a right proper twist if I cut a sandwich into quarters, never did get to the bottom of that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a mate who got her knickers in a right proper twist if I cut a sandwich into quarters, never did get to the bottom of that one"

Really??? I’d get my knickers in a twist if you didn’t!!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Grated cheese tasted better than sliced cheese (cheddar)

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I think when cut in triangle halfs personally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grated cheese tasted better than sliced cheese (cheddar) "

It does! I think the grating process triggers special magical properties

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think when cut in triangle halfs personally "

Controversial!

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"I think when cut in triangle halfs personally

Controversial! "

I'm never afraid to put it out there. Especially if I think it's for the benifit of humanity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think when cut in triangle halfs personally

Controversial!

I'm never afraid to put it out there. Especially if I think it's for the benifit of humanity."

But, but, but quarters though!!! You’re denying the world a taste sensation!!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I think when cut in triangle halfs personally "

Halves are packed lunch.

Quarters are more afternoon tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oranges are orange.

There are no rhymes for the word orange

What about Sporange? As I've said, I'm a scientist!

Nervously googled and I’m suitable impressed

Know the expensive education would pay off one day!

You should put it on your profile...then clear your inbox ready for the flood

Would that work! Is that where I've being going wrong?

Intelligence is sexy I tell you! "

Hasn't work yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fruit does taste even better if you sprinkle a little sea salt on it.

Now I have the urge to try this...is this a ploy to make me eat something healthy???

Black pepper on strawberries brings out their flavour! "

I've never to do so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a mate who got her knickers in a right proper twist if I cut a sandwich into quarters, never did get to the bottom of that one"

Sorry, her knickers!

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

The tiny pic of the petrol pump on the dashboard has an even tinier little arrow denoting the side the petrol cap can be found on the car. I know, don’t thank me !

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think when cut in triangle halfs personally

Halves are packed lunch.

Quarters are more afternoon tea "

I adore afternoon tea...I mean really adore it. Maybe that’s why I love my sandwiches in quarters????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The tiny pic of the petrol pump on the dashboard has an even tinier little arrow denoting the side the petrol cap can be found on the car. I know, don’t thank me ! "

*runs out to car to sit in amazement *

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I think when cut in triangle halfs personally

Halves are packed lunch.

Quarters are more afternoon tea

I adore afternoon tea...I mean really adore it. Maybe that’s why I love my sandwiches in quarters???? "

I dont mind crusts

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey


"The tiny pic of the petrol pump on the dashboard has an even tinier little arrow denoting the side the petrol cap can be found on the car. I know, don’t thank me !

*runs out to car to sit in amazement * "

I know! It’s AMAZING ! (to be fair I think it’s new ish motors that have this) but how useful is this when in a strange (hire) car !

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

A double Twix tastes miles better than the single ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A double Twix tastes miles better than the single ones "

Oh okay, I will try, but only for scientific purpose!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The tiny pic of the petrol pump on the dashboard has an even tinier little arrow denoting the side the petrol cap can be found on the car. I know, don’t thank me !

*runs out to car to sit in amazement *

I know! It’s AMAZING ! (to be fair I think it’s new ish motors that have this) but how useful is this when in a strange (hire) car ! "

It truly is amazing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think when cut in triangle halfs personally

Halves are packed lunch.

Quarters are more afternoon tea

I adore afternoon tea...I mean really adore it. Maybe that’s why I love my sandwiches in quarters????

I dont mind crusts "

Nor me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oranges are orange.

There are no rhymes for the word orange

What about Sporange? As I've said, I'm a scientist!

Nervously googled and I’m suitable impressed

Know the expensive education would pay off one day!

You should put it on your profile...then clear your inbox ready for the flood

Would that work! Is that where I've being going wrong?

Intelligence is sexy I tell you!

Hasn't work yet! "

Maybe quote scientific formulas too?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"A double Twix tastes miles better than the single ones

Oh okay, I will try, but only for scientific purpose! "

It's the same with Drifters and Twirls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A double Twix tastes miles better than the single ones

Oh okay, I will try, but only for scientific purpose!

It's the same with Drifters and Twirls"

Things I do for research

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a mate who got her knickers in a right proper twist if I cut a sandwich into quarters, never did get to the bottom of that one"

I agree- sandwiches should not be in quarters unless your 5 or 95.

Unless they're the awesome club type sandwiches on sticks you get in crap hotels that have random ingredients in them - then they're allowed to be in quarters.

Another fact is that all sandwiches need butter.

Just putting the filling in dry bread is wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a mate who got her knickers in a right proper twist if I cut a sandwich into quarters, never did get to the bottom of that one

I agree- sandwiches should not be in quarters unless your 5 or 95.

Unless they're the awesome club type sandwiches on sticks you get in crap hotels that have random ingredients in them - then they're allowed to be in quarters.

Another fact is that all sandwiches need butter.

Just putting the filling in dry bread is wrong "

Wait a minute!!!! I agree with the butter. Dry bread is wrong...but quarters are the only way to eat a sandwich...embrace the 95 year oldness!!!

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share? "

they also taste better when made by some one else. This is a true scientific fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share? they also taste better when made by some one else. This is a true scientific fact "

I have mine made for me for this reason

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share? they also taste better when made by some one else. This is a true scientific fact "

No,that gives me the heebie jeebies, God knows why

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share? they also taste better when made by some one else. This is a true scientific fact

No,that gives me the heebie jeebies, God knows why "

John makes a good sandwich and his hygiene is closely monitored

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"I think when cut in triangle halfs personally

Controversial!

I'm never afraid to put it out there. Especially if I think it's for the benifit of humanity.

But, but, but quarters though!!! You’re denying the world a taste sensation!!! "

No, no, no. It's a step too far. I much more enjoy something that I can really grab with both hands. It's not all about just the taste, it's about all the senses and the complete package.

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By *pidermanandMaryjaneCouple
over a year ago

Burbank

A juicy red apple is nice..but not every apple is red.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think when cut in triangle halfs personally

Controversial!

I'm never afraid to put it out there. Especially if I think it's for the benifit of humanity.

But, but, but quarters though!!! You’re denying the world a taste sensation!!!

No, no, no. It's a step too far. I much more enjoy something that I can really grab with both hands. It's not all about just the taste, it's about all the senses and the complete package."

One in each hand! Problem solved

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A juicy red apple is nice..but not every apple is red."

This sounds very philosophical

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"And even better than better if those quarters are triangles!

What facts do you want to share? they also taste better when made by some one else. This is a true scientific fact "

Please tell us which scientific study proves your comment!

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"I think when cut in triangle halfs personally

Controversial!

I'm never afraid to put it out there. Especially if I think it's for the benifit of humanity.

But, but, but quarters though!!! You’re denying the world a taste sensation!!!

No, no, no. It's a step too far. I much more enjoy something that I can really grab with both hands. It's not all about just the taste, it's about all the senses and the complete package.

One in each hand! Problem solved "

Sometimes I prefer to give each one my full personal attention.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think when cut in triangle halfs personally

Controversial!

I'm never afraid to put it out there. Especially if I think it's for the benifit of humanity.

But, but, but quarters though!!! You’re denying the world a taste sensation!!!

No, no, no. It's a step too far. I much more enjoy something that I can really grab with both hands. It's not all about just the taste, it's about all the senses and the complete package.

One in each hand! Problem solved

Sometimes I prefer to give each one my full personal attention."

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