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By *hooter McGavin OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter

i hate it when you stop in your car and wave someone through and they dont thank you lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"i hate it when you stop in your car and wave someone through and they dont thank you lol"

Clamber across your back seats did they?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Loads of stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when folks do that, especially when you park up at the traffic lights near the clown's annual piss up and they all come out rat arsed and think it's funny to all climb through the back doors in single file

There was 68 of the bastards last time!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I hate it when folk abandon their trolleys sideways on in the aisle in Tesco (other supermarkets are available) while they have the craic with their mates/bollock their offspring/reach for a tin/scratch their arse and I can't get past them

Pull the feckers into the fecking side you ignorant fecks!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Depends what day of the week it is and what mood im in lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Buffets and people gorging themselves and piling their plates so high, then leaving it.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I hate it when folks do that, especially when you park up at the traffic lights near the clown's annual piss up and they all come out rat arsed and think it's funny to all climb through the back doors in single file

There was 68 of the bastards last time!! "

pssst there were only 17 really, but they did 3 encores.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hate it when you stop in your car and wave someone through and they dont thank you lol

Clamber across your back seats did they?"

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Circles piss me off, nothing much more pointless than them little buggers.

Unless they are a Venn clique, venn they acquire points.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"i hate it when you stop in your car and wave someone through and they dont thank you lol

Clamber across your back seats did they?

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I wouldn't mind but two of 'em took advantage of my missus, and SHE said thank you.

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Alexander Armstrong

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

right now nothing i am still floating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manners in general, when you hold a door open for someone and they walk through without a 'thank you' .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it's none of my business and I shouldn't let it get to me, but I hate with a passion those parents who rant at their kids in the street, then literally pick them up by one arm and stomp off pulling them behind.

I want to cry when I see little ones being treated in this way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when folks do that, especially when you park up at the traffic lights near the clown's annual piss up and they all come out rat arsed and think it's funny to all climb through the back doors in single file

There was 68 of the bastards last time!!

pssst there were only 17 really, but they did 3 encores. "

The cheeky bastards!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I let somebody out in slow moving traffic this morning. He waved politely. The cheeky bastard behind him thought he would edge out also. I thought to myself, no way are you coming out as well. I tried not to make eye contact with him but just kept rolling forward.

He was doing the same & was adamant (not Adam Ant off of the 80s) that he was going to come out in front of me. In the end, I had to make eye contact with him & it was then I noticed the towrope.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Alexander Armstrong"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cyclists going through red lights or mounting the pavement instead of stopping at a red light - imagine if drivers did that lol

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By *hooter McGavin OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"I let somebody out in slow moving traffic this morning. He waved politely. The cheeky bastard behind him thought he would edge out also. I thought to myself, no way are you coming out as well. I tried not to make eye contact with him but just kept rolling forward.

He was doing the same & was adamant (not Adam Ant off of the 80s) that he was going to come out in front of me. In the end, I had to make eye contact with him & it was then I noticed the towrope. "

thats a great story, i would of done the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it's none of my business and I shouldn't let it get to me, but I hate with a passion those parents who rant at their kids in the street, then literally pick them up by one arm and stomp off pulling them behind.

I want to cry when I see little ones being treated in this way. "

Kids need to be disciplined one way or the other

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Manners in general, when you hold a door open for someone and they walk through without a 'thank you' .......

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That is one of mine too.

I usually just say quite loudly 'Thank You. No problem, youre welcome' but the buggers still ignore me...

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By *hooter McGavin OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"Manners in general, when you hold a door open for someone and they walk through without a 'thank you' .......

That is one of mine too.

I usually just say quite loudly 'Thank You. No problem, youre welcome' but the buggers still ignore me... "

cant agree more with this one, manners cost nothing, its not just some kids that dont have them, there are a lot of adults that dont as well

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

People who shove onto trains without letting people off first. It's not going to go without you, calm down!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

mostly bad manners,there is no excuse for bad manners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most pointless thing that pisses me off? Arrogance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Royal Family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threads started about who killed Frank , who the feek is Frank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blunt pencils!

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"Alexander Armstrong

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Go on, it was a good try....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Kyle, obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when folks do that, especially when you park up at the traffic lights near the clown's annual piss up and they all come out rat arsed and think it's funny to all climb through the back doors in single file

There was 68 of the bastards last time!!

pssst there were only 17 really, but they did 3 encores. "

That's only 51??

Your maths is shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when folks do that, especially when you park up at the traffic lights near the clown's annual piss up and they all come out rat arsed and think it's funny to all climb through the back doors in single file

There was 68 of the bastards last time!!

pssst there were only 17 really, but they did 3 encores.

That's only 51??

Your maths is shite. "

Nope - it's 68 - just checked on my calculator!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids.

People on motorbikes who think its fine to drive alongside cars and overtake them. (Guess what dickhead, the same rule applies to you too,so get the fuck back from my car door before i purposely open it and knock you off)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't check the forum to see if theres already a topic started before posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who don't check the forum to see if theres already a topic started before posting "

if people did that there wouldn't be much to read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who leave the toilet seat down( tongue firmly in cheek)

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"Kids.

People on motorbikes who think its fine to drive alongside cars and overtake them. (Guess what dickhead, the same rule applies to you too,so get the fuck back from my car door before i purposely open it and knock you off)

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WTF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kids.

People on motorbikes who think its fine to drive alongside cars and overtake them. (Guess what dickhead, the same rule applies to you too,so get the fuck back from my car door before i purposely open it and knock you off)

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You're gonna open a car door at high speed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when folks do that, especially when you park up at the traffic lights near the clown's annual piss up and they all come out rat arsed and think it's funny to all climb through the back doors in single file

There was 68 of the bastards last time!!

pssst there were only 17 really, but they did 3 encores.

That's only 51??

Your maths is shite.

Nope - it's 68 - just checked on my calculator!"

Yes yes yes, I know, it's been pointed out to me. I included the first pass as one of the three. Didn't read the post properly did I.

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By *hooter McGavin OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"People who don't check the forum to see if theres already a topic started before posting "

do you really have time or the patience to check through all the pages just to see if someone else has asked the same sort of question, i know i dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do a lot of mileage and my gripe is motoring based. People who don't use their indicators to change lanes, you were to taught to use them when you learned to drive and passed your test. They're there for a reason.

Also idiots that thunder down the 3rd lane up to the 100yard marker for a junction then attempt to get across all 3 lanes and onto the slip road.

And finally, whats with all these automatic gizmo's on cars: automatic lights, automatic wipers. For fecks sake, if you dont know when to use the basic controls in your car like the lights for say when its dark perhaps? Or your wipers for when those big white things in the sky begin precipitation then you shouldn't be behind the wheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people that ask stupid questions piss me aff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when folk abandon their trolleys sideways on in the aisle in Tesco (other supermarkets are available) while they have the craic with their mates/bollock their offspring/reach for a tin/scratch their arse and I can't get past them

Pull the feckers into the fecking side you ignorant fecks!!!! "

most things about shopping annoys me to be honest

I hate it when you get some couple who stand right infront on something, the pair of them and the trolly so they blocking 3 bays off, and talk about every brans of what they are looking at before picking one up....its a tin of beans ffs how can you have a 20 min convo about which tin your buying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People standing in the checkout queue at the supermarket who get on their mobile phones and say

"Hello, I'm at Tesco. Is there anything else we want?"

Seriously. They couldn't do that on the way in? Thy have to wait till they are in the queue with their stuff on the conveyor.

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By *hooter McGavin OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter

i agree with the people who have mentioned shopping, i dont really get pissed off when they say would you like a bag, if i only had a couple of things then no but if my basket is full then yes of course i will, im not going to carry all of this in my two hands, stupid questions piss me off almost as much as stupid answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who don't check the forum to see if theres already a topic started before posting

do you really have time or the patience to check through all the pages just to see if someone else has asked the same sort of question, i know i dont"

i dont have the patience to check all the threads but luckily enough admin thought of that and put a thread search in place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres a street in sunderland, which has its own road sign.

i dont know why but that kinda pisses me off, im like why does this street deserve its own road sign and no other street does!

other things when driving pee me off too, usually repeated signs, i love how many camera signs i see and for every 50 signs theres one camera, same with speed limit signs, sometimes they repeate the info so much i think wow how much money have they spent on the whole country on these signs every 50 yards

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

a gripe of mine is twats who don't use their indicators when turning, going around a roundabout etc when traffic is busy...

many a time i've shouted (especially if their windows are down)...your indicators broke...they usually reply eh??...i follow it up with...well it doesn't fucking work!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"cyclists going through red lights or mounting the pavement instead of stopping at a red light - imagine if drivers did that lol "

It's scary, some of the weirdos that frequent the red light districts !

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By *kyblue2681Woman
over a year ago

manchester

im the same with manners and im finding lately that the much older generation are the worst for not using them!

also don't like it when people scream at their kids and yank them around by their arm but the worse thing is when they swear at them at that point i really wanna say something but instead i give my "mum glare" and it seams to embarass them especially when i have teenage son with me.

to be fair i don't like people who swear in general when its just not needed

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

There`s major roads works on a roundabout near me and access to local roads are blocked and will be for several weeks. If you are in the wrong place you will have to divert to get to the town. So, the helpfull people who have put all of the roadsigns out have put out some additional ones - "Wimborne buisnesses open as usual" Really???!!!!! You mean because there`s road works four miles away a whole town is going to cease trading?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hate it when you stop in your car and wave someone through and they dont thank you lol"

Yep - that gets my goat too. Sometimes I wave politely and thank them too (though thats probably for thier ignorance - or I might even say quitely to myself, 'what an ingoranus' [now there is a bastardisation] lol)!

Sorry about that word play.

Have to say, the other thing that winds me up is folks whistling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Page intentionally blank' !!!

Well it's not is it? You've written 'Page intentionally blank' right through the middle of it!

Why not just save trees and not put the whole page there in the first place?

Or at least use all the excess blank space for something useful like a nice 'bum pic' or an amusing joke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/03/12 14:27:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you send off a letter for someone who has cognitive barriers and cannot fill in forms and they send that person another form to fill in to explain why they can't fill in forms.

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By *ellhatterMan
over a year ago

slough

pointless and endless java updates !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The French

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pointless and endless java updates !!! "

Hell yeah, what's the feckin point in them. GRRRR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Page intentionally blank' !!!

Well it's not is it? You've written 'Page intentionally blank' right through the middle of it!

Why not just save trees and not put the whole page there in the first place?

Or at least use all the excess blank space for something useful like a nice 'bum pic' or an amusing joke? "

There is a good reason why they do that and it's to do with page numbering and mass printing of books/documents.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

trolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old people. When you're queuing for something, especially the bakers/Post Office, they stand behind you, but they stand so bloody close as soon as you go to leave they're feet get underneath yours, they give a little yelp, and that poxy trolley the take with them, I always fall over it!! The Red Indians had the right idea. They got to a certain age and buggered off into the wilds!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The French"
love that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people saying i done things when i know nothing about it , That piss me of Big time , lol xx

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By *ellhatterMan
over a year ago

slough

new incarnations of the ipad !ffs !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hate it when you stop in your car and wave someone through and they dont thank you lol"

reading a thread that was so long I forgot what I started reading about ;-(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when I am keeping to the speed limit, [not only because I don't want a fine and penalty points, but because I like to know I am in control if a child or dog runs into the road] when some stupid person overtakes me at ridiculously dangerous high speed.

Sue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people trying to get on the train and seemingly walk right through you as you're getting off... it's like hello! person coming through! grrrrr

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random phone calls from people claiming your owed money from accidents you've never had or claiming your owed money from ppi.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick people. They are responsible for most of the crime and anti-social behaviour in society. They are a drain on the economy because as a result of their unhealthy diets and lifestyles they end up having to have billions of pounds spent upon them by the NHS. And we don't need them because the more intelligent people have invented machines which can do all the jobs they do.

You asked.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a lot of machines replacing intelligent people too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The French love that!!! "

Recently a poll in Portsmouth resulted in the French being the 3rd or 4th (can't remember which) most hated thing!

They reckon it goes back to the days when people were pressganged to fight the French

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who speak using abrieviations, and them that do that silly quoty thing with their fingers, ..... twats, the lot of 'em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mobs that immediately form around the doors of the bus when one stops, not only making it difficult for the folks getting, but completely ignoring the queue of people that have been waiting patiently

Taps that have been left dripping

Customers/patients that think it's perfectly acceptable to shout down the member of staff that's dealing with them, on finding that they won't be getting the service they *think* they deserve

*Reality* tv

The fuckwits that smoke on public transport(double if they're smoking )

The lowest common denominator culture that favours that which is more likely to sell, as opposed to actual creativity, that's prevalent in media(I'm looking at you, Cowell..)

Celebrities who are famous for being famous, rather than having a talent that sets them apart

Autotune

...aaaaaaaand relax.....

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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire(ish)

Amanda Holden

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

The word 'alight'...no one uses it..but they still insist on telling us to 'alight here'...

The other one...'fare'

Do people actually say 'oh lets alight at the next stop theres a hostelry that serves up a wonderful fare...its spiffing!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

humans ill treating animals,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nasal hair, there always connected to you eye ball

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West


"People who speak using abrieviations, and them that do that silly quoty thing with their fingers, ..... twats, the lot of 'em "

Lol lol lol...hate that too..Id love to grab their fingers, twist them and say 'not going to do it again?...are you?...are you?'

or when young girls in the office insist on putting an exclamation mark after every message...do they know what they actually represent?

Your wife rang!

We have run out of copy paper!!

I have posted that parcel for you!

The rep is here to see you!

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Ipads........why???

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Ipads........why???"

Why would an i pad piss you off?

Just don't buy one if you don'e want to use one....

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West


"Ipads........why???

Why would an i pad piss you off?

Just don't buy one if you don'e want to use one...."

Er...thats the point of this thread...

Nasal hair..dont grow it..

Amanda Holden...dont watch her then..

Jeremy Kyle..dont watch him either then..

Shopping..dont go, use click and collect..

The reason an Ipad REALLY PISSES ME OFF IS BECAUSE I THINK ITS POINTLESS..(spot the tenuous link to the title of the thread?)

To me its just a big IPod touch..

If thats ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Research' which tells me if I eat red meat I may as well call in the undertaker now

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I let somebody out in slow moving traffic this morning. He waved politely. The cheeky bastard behind him thought he would edge out also. I thought to myself, no way are you coming out as well. I tried not to make eye contact with him but just kept rolling forward.

He was doing the same & was adamant (not Adam Ant off of the 80s) that he was going to come out in front of me. In the end, I had to make eye contact with him & it was then I noticed the towrope. "
lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing that pisses me off the most is the horribly robotic automated telephone systems, with an annoying female voice saying ' Press one for .. followed by a series of instructions to ' give your account number starting with the .. third number , now the .. sixth number .. etc,, getting you to jump through a series of hoops only for you to have to repeat it all again when a real human comes on the line. This has me seething!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"theres a street in sunderland, which has its own road sign.

i dont know why but that kinda pisses me off, im like why does this street deserve its own road sign and no other street does!

other things when driving pee me off too, usually repeated signs, i love how many camera signs i see and for every 50 signs theres one camera, same with speed limit signs, sometimes they repeate the info so much i think wow how much money have they spent on the whole country on these signs every 50 yards "

Couldnt agree more! But worse is when u get a little reminder that its a 40 zone 20 meters from the 30 sign! What the fuck is that all about?

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester

My new thing is,people who fill their cars up,leave it at the pump,go to the forecourt cash machine,go into to do a mini shop,pay,go back to their car,install the new magic tree air freshener, hand their fat kids their treats,stop the argument that follows,put their seatbelt on,start the car and then stall the ba*tard.

All the time Im sat behind their car,rocking in my seat trying not to cry with temper !

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester

Oh and really thin bin bags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hate it when you stop in your car and wave someone through and they dont thank you lol"

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pointless threads in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your no longer able to wear a favourite item of clothing as often any more...

..the zipper on me favourite jackets broken..trivial, but oh soooo annoying!

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Those gold little finger rings seemingly worn by snotty nosed fuckers, is it a symbol of supposed class or masonic membership ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stapler annoys me. It always runs out of staples when I'm printing off a document frantically rushing to get to a meeting. It knows I need to be quick and therefore deliberately has no staples in so I have to search and reload it.

It is turning me mad and I told it to fuck off on Friday, actually held it up close to my face to spit out those words angrily, to the amusement of my boss

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Those gold little finger rings seemingly worn by snotty nosed fuckers, is it a symbol of supposed class or masonic membership ?"

Masonic ones have a symbol on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hate it when you stop in your car and wave someone through and they dont thank you lol

+1 "

If i ever come across you on the road and you wave me through I will make sure I jump out of my car run over and shake your hand and say thanks mate

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester


"Those gold little finger rings seemingly worn by snotty nosed fuckers, is it a symbol of supposed class or masonic membership ?

Masonic ones have a symbol on them "

i'm familiar with the symbols and much of their ideology

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West


"Those gold little finger rings seemingly worn by snotty nosed fuckers, is it a symbol of supposed class or masonic membership ?

Masonic ones have a symbol on them "

But remember..they are often reversible..and only worn in the 'right' company normally...or by people pretending to be masons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A circle.

You can't point a circle at anything but you can point at a circle.

So trying to point a circle at something is pointless

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

The new BT broadband adverts with the annoying students.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/92093

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By *idlifecrisis40Man
over a year ago

Manchester (North)

The people who put the holes into belts. They are always an inch apart so if the belt fits you just fine and you eat a big meal it doesn't fit any more and going to the next hole makes it too loose. Lose a bit of weight and you have the choice of trousers that are a bit too baggy or a bit too tight. Are more holes too much to ask for?

Mind you, apparently you're supposed to wear your trousers below your arse these days

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Isnt "pointless" only in the eye of the onlooker? If I decided to have a pair of boobs fitted to my back ( Cher said something like this one day when she got peed off with nosey and pointless questions and it made me chuckle...) the.... thats my choice, pointless to other perhaps but still my choice

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

People who invade my personal space when im queueing for something....oh and people who say sorry instead of excuse me please as they barge past ! Grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Mind you, apparently you're supposed to wear your trousers below your arse these days "

I always wonder if they knew what they REALLY looked like, whether they d still do it...;-)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

oooooooooooh and people who park in the disabled spaces in car parks and are not badge holders grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

Mind you, apparently you're supposed to wear your trousers below your arse these days

I always wonder if they knew what they REALLY looked like, whether they d still do it...;-)"

oops wrong profile...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

women who wear the wrong size bra

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Just thought of something that really pisses me off (and there is not a lot that does these days)... its that blooming memory loss ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

x1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When there is something you have bought for years and loved and you get a stupid brainless company who decides to discontinue it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sweaty people who don't wipe down equipment after they've used it in the gym, dirty bastards.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"When there is something you have bought for years and loved and you get a stupid brainless company who decides to discontinue it. "
I so know that feeling, only I cant even remember what it was I liked...;-)

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"When there is something you have bought for years and loved and you get a stupid brainless company who decides to discontinue it. I so know that feeling, only I cant even remember what it was I liked...;-)"

sausages

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"sweaty people who don't wipe down equipment after they've used it in the gym, dirty bastards."
Actually, on a serious note I am totally with you on that one. Equally poeple who dont use the showers before using the pool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sweaty people who don't wipe down equipment after they've used it in the gym, dirty bastards."

Really puts you off when you look at the equipment and you almost retch. With you on that one.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"When there is something you have bought for years and loved and you get a stupid brainless company who decides to discontinue it. I so know that feeling, only I cant even remember what it was I liked...;-)

sausages "
they are for dipping, remember? Wonder if I ll get chance again soon

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"When there is something you have bought for years and loved and you get a stupid brainless company who decides to discontinue it. I so know that feeling, only I cant even remember what it was I liked...;-)

sausages they are for dipping, remember? Wonder if I ll get chance again soon"

Oh You never know

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Will Englebert end up pointless?

Nil points lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who talk incredibly loudly ito their mobile phones so that everyone can hear their shitey tedious never ending conversation, on the train/bus or whatever.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"People who talk incredibly loudly ito their mobile phones so that everyone can hear their shitey tedious never ending conversation, on the train/bus or whatever."
I am quite glad they talk loud enought for me to hear - in my advancing years I am glad for any bit of entertainment...;-)

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"People who talk incredibly loudly ito their mobile phones so that everyone can hear their shitey tedious never ending conversation, on the train/bus or whatever."

only joking - annoys me too

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"People who talk incredibly loudly ito their mobile phones so that everyone can hear their shitey tedious never ending conversation, on the train/bus or whatever."

Just join in. Soon quietens em down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well one of these days i'll lose it and hurl them out the window, preferably on the forth rail bridge.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"well one of these days i'll lose it and hurl them out the window, preferably on the forth rail bridge. "
hey, that would probably benefit the Forth Bridge and make it last a few years longer with all those people it would not have to carry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww x1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parked cars on streets that make me have to stop and give way to oncoming road-users .....when they are pissing well parked at the foot of an empty driveway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A satnav that doesnt know its way to Somewhere...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"A satnav that doesnt know its way to Somewhere..."

"Tom Tom Turnaround - New World" circa early 70's lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol typical it had to be sausages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'Change a Letter' thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kids.

People on motorbikes who think its fine to drive alongside cars and overtake them. (Guess what dickhead, the same rule applies to you too,so get the fuck back from my car door before i purposely open it and knock you off)

"

People who think their tin boxes mean they can own the road.. get a grip. and did you know in stationary or slow moving traffic bikes are ALLOWED to over take you or filter through.

Actually bad road manners annoy me full stop. Tail gating being one of the worst..

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tractors on main roads.. they think they own the bloody roads gggrrrrrrrr

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By *ugartitsandhimCouple
over a year ago

North West


"Kids.

People on motorbikes who think its fine to drive alongside cars and overtake them. (Guess what dickhead, the same rule applies to you too,so get the fuck back from my car door before i purposely open it and knock you off)

"

People quoting what they think is correct and making a fool of themselves lol

What the law says about filtering

Contrary to the belief of some motorists, filtering is entirely legal in the UK, providing that it is done safely. Typically once traffic speeds are high enough to suggest that the traffic is no longer queuing, the police may then regard your manoeuvre as a dangerous overtake. So for example on a Motorway a rider unlikely to draw police attention if they filter traffic doing 20ish mph or less and they themselves don’t pass at much over an additional 20mph. I referred to this in other articles as the 20:20 guide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

martin clunes in the churchhill ads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kids.

People on motorbikes who think its fine to drive alongside cars and overtake them. (Guess what dickhead, the same rule applies to you too,so get the fuck back from my car door before i purposely open it and knock you off)

People quoting what they think is correct and making a fool of themselves lol

What the law says about filtering

Contrary to the belief of some motorists, filtering is entirely legal in the UK, providing that it is done safely. Typically once traffic speeds are high enough to suggest that the traffic is no longer queuing, the police may then regard your manoeuvre as a dangerous overtake. So for example on a Motorway a rider unlikely to draw police attention if they filter traffic doing 20ish mph or less and they themselves don’t pass at much over an additional 20mph. I referred to this in other articles as the 20:20 guide. "

and as long as your not breaking the speed limit or crossing a solid white line.. anyone can over take if its safe to do so...

But some people have no understanding and just get upset that they are stuck in traffic and the bikes are going past.

cali

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By *ugartitsandhimCouple
over a year ago

North West


"Kids.

People on motorbikes who think its fine to drive alongside cars and overtake them. (Guess what dickhead, the same rule applies to you too,so get the fuck back from my car door before i purposely open it and knock you off)

People quoting what they think is correct and making a fool of themselves lol

What the law says about filtering

Contrary to the belief of some motorists, filtering is entirely legal in the UK, providing that it is done safely. Typically once traffic speeds are high enough to suggest that the traffic is no longer queuing, the police may then regard your manoeuvre as a dangerous overtake. So for example on a Motorway a rider unlikely to draw police attention if they filter traffic doing 20ish mph or less and they themselves don’t pass at much over an additional 20mph. I referred to this in other articles as the 20:20 guide.

and as long as your not breaking the speed limit or crossing a solid white line.. anyone can over take if its safe to do so...

But some people have no understanding and just get upset that they are stuck in traffic and the bikes are going past.

cali "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on fab,

kickboxing pics MMA,soldier n gun pics and beside a bike or car pic

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By *ugartitsandhimCouple
over a year ago

North West


"on fab,

kickboxing pics MMA,soldier n gun pics and beside a bike or car pic"

I know and agree ..... do single guys really think a couple are gonna get in touch with a guy who looks like he would rather beat you up than have sex lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching England playing football on tv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"on fab,

kickboxing pics MMA,soldier n gun pics and beside a bike or car pic

I know and agree ..... do single guys really think a couple are gonna get in touch with a guy who looks like he would rather beat you up than have sex lololol "

those that like 'bulls'

of course in my opinion I can see the nite going well,with intellectually stimulating conversation of when i kicked some guys shin off...especially cos he looked at me bi-ly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends on the car photo I think if someone is going to stand next to one.. bike pictures okay unless its an ickle bike..

things that annoy me are people that comment just in ear shot of you, but then if you say excuse me.. they will pretend they didnt say anything at all.

cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It depends on the car photo I think if someone is going to stand next to one.. bike pictures okay unless its an ickle bike..

things that annoy me are people that comment just in ear shot of you, but then if you say excuse me.. they will pretend they didnt say anything at all.

cali "

what if they stand within spunk-shot of u tho cali????

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"Loads of stuff"

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

what if they stand within spunk-shot of u tho cali????"

if they are saying something bad they can shoot it elsewhere.. ( maybe) lol

cali

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Trains.... well the last train I got on..

I was running late and ran through the station and I jumped on it doors closed behind me then it hit me.. it was the wrong train..off it went to brum then another one back to cov id missed my last train home and had to get the bus..

Glad it wasnt going to london...

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Blunt pencils are pointless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

governments are pointless...all they do is tax,make laws and bend over for the corporate wars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a certain person i know, not from here

she is completely pointless but really boils my piss

aarrgghhhhh

and breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crying kids in supermarkets.

The kids don't like shopping so don't take them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to be patient.... and not being virtuous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crying kids in supermarkets.

The kids don't like shopping so don't take them.

"

Not sure supermarkets have child care I am afraid.. or I am sure most parents would love to leave the kids at home..

... Its not as annoying as people parking in parent and child with no kids.. or because they happen to have a child seat in the car.

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sperm competitions.... and for the unlucky bugger, the soggy biscuit!

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... do single guys really think a couple are gonna get in touch with a guy who looks like he would rather beat you up than have sex lololol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people with b.o. in pubs and clubs, the one bad thing about the smoking ban is i can now smell the buggers

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By *hooter McGavin OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter

Was re thinking what pisses me off and it's stupid questions, like when your shopping and have a basket full of stuff and they ask would you like a bag..........no thanks I will carry all 20 things in my hands, or when you lose something and some idiot says " where did you last have it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panic buying

socialists

Scotland

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

Selfish pricks who park their cars fully on the pavement so you can't get past, and have to walk on the road to get past.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ex-wife

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

so called talent shows all night long on a Saturday

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By *araidWoman
over a year ago

the west (ish)


"Panic buying

socialists

Scotland

"

Exeter

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By *hooter McGavin OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter

[Removed by poster at 31/03/12 21:08:11]

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By *iss_serenityWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

this actually happened to me yesterday. was on the bus and it was a rather long and boring journey so i had my headphones in and was reading a book but could feel the person on the seat behind leaning over and reading it as i was.

it totally annoyed the hell out of me and i actually found it creepy. when i got to the part where i was about to turned the page i actually turned my head and asked him if he was ready for me to do so.

i did feel a little smug when he went bright red and mumbled sorry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women plucking their eyebrows on the train at 6:30 am

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By *ucati1098Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Sniffing, eating with your mouth open and bagging hanging down jeans, I so want to pull em up.

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool


"Panic buying

socialists

Scotland

"

Oo what did Scotland do to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who use phrases like 'mini voms' and 'little bit of sick in my mouth'.

can't be doing with it!

Wolf

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By *ddiddyMan
over a year ago

kilkenny


"I let somebody out in slow moving traffic this morning. He waved politely. The cheeky bastard behind him thought he would edge out also. I thought to myself, no way are you coming out as well. I tried not to make eye contact with him but just kept rolling forward.

He was doing the same & was adamant (not Adam Ant off of the 80s) that he was going to come out in front of me. In the end, I had to make eye contact with him & it was then I noticed the towrope. "

ha ha fekin brilliant

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Blunt knives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tapping..... drives me nuts! my dads a tapper and now my 10yr old has started, told him i will chop his bloody hand off if he carries on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Panic buying

socialists

Scotland

Exeter"

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I let somebody out in slow moving traffic this morning. He waved politely. The cheeky bastard behind him thought he would edge out also. I thought to myself, no way are you coming out as well. I tried not to make eye contact with him but just kept rolling forward.

He was doing the same & was adamant (not Adam Ant off of the 80s) that he was going to come out in front of me. In the end, I had to make eye contact with him & it was then I noticed the towrope.

ha ha fekin brilliant"

That has really made me chuckle

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