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Women warned not to put ice lollies in their vagina to cool off during heatwave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As temperatures soar to unbearable highs today, experts are urging women not to try this one thing at home The UK is set to be hit by scorching temperatures of up to 39C today as the heatwave continues. "The vagina is composed of very delicate and sensitive skin, hence things that may seem innocent to other areas of the body, if they come in contact with the vagina, can cause infections, irritations and damage.

Mrscxxx

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By *0rn1Man
over a year ago

soutport

Haha I just shared this article on Facebook ahha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to put lollys up girls arse hole gotta love chocolate asscream

Boom boom

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Haha I just shared this article on Facebook ahha"

I've seen on Facebook this morning myself ha

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Oh my God I'm so glad I saw this,I wonder if choc ices have the same warning.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

What about cornetto’s.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

That would be an interesting health warning to have on the wrapper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This post has just decimated the sale of ice lollies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

I damaged my tongue with an ice cube, hate to imagine that happening "elsewhere"!

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"This post has just decimated the sale of ice lollies "

Ars you sure? Ive just cleared my local shop of phalic ice lollies...fruit pastel lollies are the best

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"That would be an interesting health warning to have on the wrapper."

Classic, perhaps we should suggest a suitable warning....

Insertion is fun but not for long....

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

It's no joke.... Following a little food-tasting fun with strawberries and the like, an ex once decided it would be fun to use an icicle broken off from inside the freezer as a dildo while I was still blindfolded and restrained... The ice adhered to my skin, ripping it off as he used it on me and the excruciating pain was so sudden and shocking that I went into a spasm against my restraints, dislocating my shoulder. He gave me no warning... Just shoved it in. The very idea of ice play now makes me shudder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's no joke.... Following a little food-tasting fun with strawberries and the like, an ex once decided it would be fun to use an icicle broken off from inside the freezer as a dildo while I was still blindfolded and restrained... The ice adhered to my skin, ripping it off as he used it on me and the excruciating pain was so sudden and shocking that I went into a spasm against my restraints, dislocating my shoulder. He gave me no warning... Just shoved it in. The very idea of ice play now makes me shudder "

That's awful! I had my sub fuck himself with a giant icicle whilst in Switzerland. The heat of his asshole and lube helped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To late....

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Mini milk lollies pmsl

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's no joke.... Following a little food-tasting fun with strawberries and the like, an ex once decided it would be fun to use an icicle broken off from inside the freezer as a dildo while I was still blindfolded and restrained... The ice adhered to my skin, ripping it off as he used it on me and the excruciating pain was so sudden and shocking that I went into a spasm against my restraints, dislocating my shoulder. He gave me no warning... Just shoved it in. The very idea of ice play now makes me shudder "

Bloody hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This popped onto one of my teams Facebook feeds just as I announced I’d put ice lollies in the freezer for us all to share. Caused some hilarity

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I shove mine under each boob. Just as refreshing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better put them both up the arse then, can't be wasting them.

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish


"It's no joke.... Following a little food-tasting fun with strawberries and the like, an ex once decided it would be fun to use an icicle broken off from inside the freezer as a dildo while I was still blindfolded and restrained... The ice adhered to my skin, ripping it off as he used it on me and the excruciating pain was so sudden and shocking that I went into a spasm against my restraints, dislocating my shoulder. He gave me no warning... Just shoved it in. The very idea of ice play now makes me shudder "

Ooo that made me wince. Ouch!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Oh hell no not the direct ice, just the melting cold drops is enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's no joke.... Following a little food-tasting fun with strawberries and the like, an ex once decided it would be fun to use an icicle broken off from inside the freezer as a dildo while I was still blindfolded and restrained... The ice adhered to my skin, ripping it off as he used it on me and the excruciating pain was so sudden and shocking that I went into a spasm against my restraints, dislocating my shoulder. He gave me no warning... Just shoved it in. The very idea of ice play now makes me shudder "

Oh dear lord!

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"It's no joke.... Following a little food-tasting fun with strawberries and the like, an ex once decided it would be fun to use an icicle broken off from inside the freezer as a dildo while I was still blindfolded and restrained... The ice adhered to my skin, ripping it off as he used it on me and the excruciating pain was so sudden and shocking that I went into a spasm against my restraints, dislocating my shoulder. He gave me no warning... Just shoved it in. The very idea of ice play now makes me shudder "

I was going to suggest pure ice, but...

Frozen lube? You can buy all sorts of moulds.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

To whit

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/review/best-ice-lolly-moulds-2018

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"It's no joke.... Following a little food-tasting fun with strawberries and the like, an ex once decided it would be fun to use an icicle broken off from inside the freezer as a dildo while I was still blindfolded and restrained... The ice adhered to my skin, ripping it off as he used it on me and the excruciating pain was so sudden and shocking that I went into a spasm against my restraints, dislocating my shoulder. He gave me no warning... Just shoved it in. The very idea of ice play now makes me shudder "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I so badly want to try it

Mrscxxx

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

This was a story on "sex sent me to E.R."

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"As temperatures soar to unbearable highs today, experts are urging women not to try this one thing at home The UK is set to be hit by scorching temperatures of up to 39C today as the heatwave continues. "The vagina is composed of very delicate and sensitive skin, hence things that may seem innocent to other areas of the body, if they come in contact with the vagina, can cause infections, irritations and damage.

Mrscxxx "

"experts"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So...

if I put my nob in an a glass of iced water for ten minutes I can’t shove it into Lacey’s love tunnel until it’s thawed out a bit?

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By *he SurveyorMan
over a year ago

Bury

Last year with a little ice cube play on the beach, my Girlfriend popped an ice cube up my arse, fucking hell it was uncomfortable.

Went out into the sea to try and fart it out, no joy.

Took ages to melt.

Some of you dirty fuckers will probably enjoy it !

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

The heat today it will prob melt before u got it in so choose a nice flavour for your partner to lick or yer just be a sticky mess which to some is quite hot to x

The biggest risk however is meeting one of these so called experts that seem to know so much about things we enjoy and like to tell us not to do it

I reckon it's cause they wana keep all fun to themselves x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"It's no joke.... Following a little food-tasting fun with strawberries and the like, an ex once decided it would be fun to use an icicle broken off from inside the freezer as a dildo while I was still blindfolded and restrained... The ice adhered to my skin, ripping it off as he used it on me and the excruciating pain was so sudden and shocking that I went into a spasm against my restraints, dislocating my shoulder. He gave me no warning... Just shoved it in. The very idea of ice play now makes me shudder "

There's more than one person who has done that and they will never know the absolute shock and pain.

It's good to see these types of warnings around, as if it educates and deters one stupid person, It's worthwhile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely a fab ice lolly would be ok, I can see the obvious pitfalls of a nobbly bobbly however

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As temperatures soar to unbearable highs today, experts are urging women not to try this one thing at home The UK is set to be hit by scorching temperatures of up to 39C today as the heatwave continues. "The vagina is composed of very delicate and sensitive skin, hence things that may seem innocent to other areas of the body, if they come in contact with the vagina, can cause infections, irritations and damage.

Mrscxxx "
all vaginas that I've come in contact with today are totally exhausted

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Bet no one would say no to Magnum

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

Mr whippy didn't offer this advice today, I will be having words tomorrow

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Surely a fab ice lolly would be ok, I can see the obvious pitfalls of a nobbly bobbly however "

The hundreds and thousands take days to work their way out into your knickers - apparently, so I’m told

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham


"Surely a fab ice lolly would be ok, I can see the obvious pitfalls of a nobbly bobbly however

The hundreds and thousands take days to work their way out into your knickers - apparently, so I’m told "

I like hundreds of thousands next time whomever this apparently happerned to let me know lol x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got an ice pack I'm my freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody mention "Black Forest" gateau.

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