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"coming here at ten ok plumber god i dont know how to spell it, when shall i call to ask how long he be. 10am 5 past or 10 past?" seen a lot of porn that starts that way | |||
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"coming here at ten ok plumber god i dont know how to spell it, when shall i call to ask how long he be. 10am 5 past or 10 past?" You've spelt it right and you should call him and say your wearing a thong that looks like floss and thigh high knee high boots and id bet he'd be there by 9:50 am lmao  | |||
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"i cant stand lateness, he sould be here now! a few mins before is the way to go, ffs he best be goood looking" 10-1 hes fat bald and in his 60`s with a small willy he he he  | |||
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"i cant stand lateness, he sould be here now! a few mins before is the way to go, ffs he best be goood looking 10-1 hes fat bald and in his 60`s with a small willy he he he "With a tinge of bo. And your paying for this guy to visit you? lol | |||
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"kitty cant talk right now.....shes seeing to the plumber "I've always had this fantasy of being a plumber, being on my back in the kitchen with my upper body under the sink tinkering away and the lady of the house come and unzip my overalls and give me BJ. Not quite applicable to kitty I know, seeing as she ain't a lady, but hey ho, I'll settle for Ms Chav from Chavtown if it means I get me cock sucked hehehe | |||
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"kitty cant talk right now.....shes seeing to the plumber
I've always had this fantasy of being a plumber, being on my back in the kitchen with my upper body under the sink tinkering away and the lady of the house come and unzip my overalls and give me BJ.
Not quite applicable to kitty I know, seeing as she ain't a lady, but hey ho, I'll settle for Ms Chav from Chavtown if it means I get me cock sucked hehehe "ooh you and your fantasies !  | |||
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"kitty cant talk right now.....shes seeing to the plumber
I've always had this fantasy of being a plumber, being on my back in the kitchen with my upper body under the sink tinkering away and the lady of the house come and unzip my overalls and give me BJ.
Not quite applicable to kitty I know, seeing as she ain't a lady, but hey ho, I'll settle for Ms Chav from Chavtown if it means I get me cock sucked hehehe ooh you and your fantasies ! "Don't you come the all innocent with me, ya hear! You're about as innocent as a puppy sitting next to a pile of poo with a hang-dog expression that says, "Wasn't me ffs!" | |||
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"kitty cant talk right now.....shes seeing to the plumber
I've always had this fantasy of being a plumber, being on my back in the kitchen with my upper body under the sink tinkering away and the lady of the house come and unzip my overalls and give me BJ.
Not quite applicable to kitty I know, seeing as she ain't a lady, but hey ho, I'll settle for Ms Chav from Chavtown if it means I get me cock sucked hehehe " PLEASE even ms chav is fussy about what goes in her mouth and belive me down market meat dont enter her chops lol | |||
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"kitty cant talk right now.....shes seeing to the plumber
I've always had this fantasy of being a plumber, being on my back in the kitchen with my upper body under the sink tinkering away and the lady of the house come and unzip my overalls and give me BJ.
Not quite applicable to kitty I know, seeing as she ain't a lady, but hey ho, I'll settle for Ms Chav from Chavtown if it means I get me cock sucked hehehe
PLEASE even ms chav is fussy about what goes in her mouth and belive me down market meat dont enter her chops lol"Er... I've seen her at Chavcos with her legs in the air as she digs around in the bottom of the nearly-out-of-date freezer section. Not very graceful but at least she didn't have to mug a little old lady outside near the bottle bank for her pork offcuts. hehehe | |||
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"kitty cant talk right now.....shes seeing to the plumber
I've always had this fantasy of being a plumber, being on my back in the kitchen with my upper body under the sink tinkering away and the lady of the house come and unzip my overalls and give me BJ.
Not quite applicable to kitty I know, seeing as she ain't a lady, but hey ho, I'll settle for Ms Chav from Chavtown if it means I get me cock sucked hehehe
PLEASE even ms chav is fussy about what goes in her mouth and belive me down market meat dont enter her chops lol
Er... I've seen her at Chavcos with her legs in the air as she digs around in the bottom of the nearly-out-of-date freezer section. Not very graceful but at least she didn't have to mug a little old lady outside near the bottle bank for her pork offcuts. hehehe "pork, no darling this kitty has beef lol | |||
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"currys are shit, got new washing machine they delivered yesterday and ment to install it too, but they said my hot water valve was broke so they cant do it, call plumber today he comes no no valve broken and he fits my washing machine,. costs me £55 for nothing ffs" contact currys and tell them you want recompensing for your plumbers bill xx | |||
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"currys are shit, got new washing machine they delivered yesterday and ment to install it too, but they said my hot water valve was broke so they cant do it, call plumber today he comes no no valve broken and he fits my washing machine,. costs me £55 for nothing ffscontact currys and tell them you want recompensing for your plumbers bill xx" Good luck. And shall I alert the Noise Abatement Society that kitty hasn't broken her ASBO, she's just having it out with the plumbers? | |||
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"currys are shit, got new washing machine they delivered yesterday and ment to install it too, but they said my hot water valve was broke so they cant do it, call plumber today he comes no no valve broken and he fits my washing machine,. costs me £55 for nothing ffs" Contact Currys and give em shit. Of the guy gave you a bill get it copied and take it in ask em to reimburse you. Worth a try!! | |||
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that is just robbery, take 2 fookin mins!!! | |||
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"£55 to fit a feckin washing machine
that is just robbery, take 2 fookin mins!!!"Yeah but don't forget, she had to pay the guy to let her suck his cock.  | |||
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"currys are shit, got new washing machine they delivered yesterday and ment to install it too, but they said my hot water valve was broke so they cant do it, call plumber today he comes no no valve broken and he fits my washing machine,. costs me £55 for nothing ffs" I thought all new washers only had a cold inlet now so no need for a hot one | |||
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"currys are shit, got new washing machine they delivered yesterday and ment to install it too, but they said my hot water valve was broke so they cant do it, call plumber today he comes no no valve broken and he fits my washing machine,. costs me £55 for nothing ffs Contact Currys and give em shit. Of the guy gave you a bill get it copied and take it in ask em to reimburse you. Worth a try!!" yea thats what he said, he wrote me an invoice out to fight currys with lol wish me luck lol | |||
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"currys are shit, got new washing machine they delivered yesterday and ment to install it too, but they said my hot water valve was broke so they cant do it, call plumber today he comes no no valve broken and he fits my washing machine,. costs me £55 for nothing ffs I thought all new washers only had a cold inlet now so no need for a hot one " my old washing machine was OLD and had a hot one attached so said he could not unplug that to fit new one in | |||
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"£55 to fit a feckin washing machine
that is just robbery, take 2 fookin mins!!!
Yeah but don't forget, she had to pay the guy to let her suck his cock. "how funny, we both pay guys so we can suck their cock.... | |||
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"£55 to fit a feckin washing machine
that is just robbery, take 2 fookin mins!!!
Yeah but don't forget, she had to pay the guy to let her suck his cock.
how funny, we both pay guys so we can suck their cock.... "Yes, but mine also have nicely rounded tits and hail from a little village just outside Bangkok, whereas yours is a 50y/o Irishmen with a huge nose and a beer belly that enters your house 3 minutes before the rest of him. hehehe | |||
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"hmmm he was fit, did urs charge much? or did he give u money back?" BOGOF! | |||
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