FabSwingers.com forum: Dragons Den - If at first you don't succeed......

By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Now then fabsters, there must be some dragons on here.

I'm seeking only the mere sum of £5 for a half share of Silver membership (as a gift actually) and my company.

My company/product is this :

"Computer Keyboards for Dyslexics" Ltd.(*)

My product is simply this, a bare basic keyboard with all the required keys loose in a bag.

With, of course, instructions to affix the keys where one wishes and to hope for the best.

And if the fair haired, mean looking dragon is OUT, then i'm not the meet for you.

(*) Ltd, pssst not a proper company, we had a buzzword blue cloud thingy and someone whispered "lunatic to diefor".

Any takers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So let's get this straight, you can put the keys anywhere on the keyboard?

Is there an option to glue the keys to fingertips or anything similar?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Well, Mr Dragon, most of the keys yes, but there are some squiggly shaped ones like the one with 4 little cleans hankies on which will only fit on it's own space.

You don't need glue, that was Airfix yer thinking of.

My turnover to date? 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much profit have you made in the last quarter?

What kind of clients have approached you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand the OP, so on that basis, I'm out!

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"How much profit have you made in the last quarter?

What kind of clients have approached you?"

Well, Theoretically, i made 10 cents profit out of the last quarter, that's a gross profit margin of some 40%.

Are you saying you are interested in my product for your N American branches. The product is highly adaptable to markets where they are as thick as the Appalachians are high, just remove all "g"'s from the packaging and replace with "'"ses.

Is your second question a trick question, as usually when i go on my "business" trips i am the client. I pay enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I'll go with it as I've just gaffa taped scrabble letters to my fingers and they seem to do the same thing.

So on that note I'm out!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

right mushy,i'll have six blue cloud thingy's.

could you deliver thursday or friday.

ooooooo i'm all excited,ooops.

anybody got a tissue.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"right mushy,i'll have six blue cloud thingy's.

could you deliver thursday or friday.

ooooooo i'm all excited,ooops.

anybody got a tissue.

Yes, i hoping i can make

make a delivery Friday. Do you want buzzy batteries with the cloudy blue things?

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