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"Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes." Good evening Gatsby, congratulations on being tonights first poster. Oh iv just had some apricot ones. | |||
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"Hi Lornajo Applying moisturiser to my rosy cheeks they are a little red " Hello cookie. Oh I know, I think all of me is a little red!  | |||
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"Evening Lorna, I just got asked out by an old friend on a proper adult date... I'm not entirely sure how that works "Oh this sounds exciting. You should go for it. | |||
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"Good evening one and all. I'm off for a shave to see how bad the tan lines are once the beard comes off!" Oh dear well just embrace the white bits. | |||
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"Good evening lovely Lorna. How are you tonight "Oh good evening lovely lady. I'm good just hot! How about you? | |||
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"Hi Lorna I'm having a coffee because I'm sadistic to myself " Hi retweet. Actually hot drinks are meant to keep you cool. I saw that on this morning so it must be true as the schof would never lie to me. | |||
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"Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes. Good evening Gatsby, congratulations on being tonights first poster. Oh iv just had some apricot ones. "Apricot?? I've had lime & strawberry ones. What a future to be living in. | |||
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"Evening Lorna God it’s warm "It's very very warm. I can't cope.  | |||
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"Gooood evening Lorna... Hope you had a lovely day... I'm laid on my bed... In the buff windows wide open just enjoying the peace and quiet... Oh and having a perv on here... Have a great evening.. Night night mwah xx" Hello snow. Oh just keep cool and sleep well. X | |||
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"Evening Lorna God it’s warm
It's very very warm.
I can't cope. "I’m sweating in my avengers jammies cause I’m cool | |||
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"Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes. Good evening Gatsby, congratulations on being tonights first poster. Oh iv just had some apricot ones.
Apricot?? I've had lime & strawberry ones. What a future to be living in."I know right! | |||
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"Evening all. Just had a nice cold shower" Oh I'm off for one of those soon. | |||
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"Evening all. Just had a nice cold shower Oh I'm off for one of those soon. "do you need a back scrub  | |||
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Anyway, how are you? | |||
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"Evening Lorna God it’s warm
It's very very warm.
I can't cope. "Evening Lorna - I cant cope either ;'( I just cycled home from work and my flat is like a sauna
I wish I could afford a lovely hotel with AC tonight and spend all day by the pool tomorrow instead of running around sweating all day 
Roll on winter! | |||
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"Hi Lorna and everyone Just enjoying a wine and a catch up Phew it's hot tonight Jo x "Hello Jo. I know but in London tomorrow it's meant to reach 38! So that means about 56 on the central line! I might actually melt. | |||
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"Hi Lorna I'm having a coffee because I'm sadistic to myself Hi retweet. Actually hot drinks are meant to keep you cool. I saw that on this morning so it must be true as the schof would never lie to me. "It's not working Lorna, someone has lied to you | |||
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"Evening all. Just had a nice cold shower Oh I'm off for one of those soon. do you need a back scrub "ASH has got my back but if I ever need another pair of hands I will let you know. | |||
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"Hold ya horses there Lorna, it's only just turned 10 o'clock ffs woman
Anyway, how are you? "I like to be early. | |||
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"Evening Lorna God it’s warm
It's very very warm.
I can't cope.
Evening Lorna - I cant cope either ;'(
I just cycled home from work and my flat is like a sauna
I wish I could afford a lovely hotel with AC tonight and spend all day by the pool tomorrow instead of running around sweating all day
Roll on winter!"Good evening. Oh I get ya! It's too much.  | |||
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"Good evening Lorna, nice to meet you... And good evening everybody "Oh hello and a very warm welcome. How are you keeping cool. | |||
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"Hi Lorna I'm having a coffee because I'm sadistic to myself Hi retweet. Actually hot drinks are meant to keep you cool. I saw that on this morning so it must be true as the schof would never lie to me.
It's not working Lorna, someone has lied to you "Nope, Phil would not do that too me! Maybe it's just you! | |||
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"Hold ya horses there Lorna, it's only just turned 10 o'clock ffs woman
Anyway, how are you?
I like to be early. "Early and late?.....Hmmmm, let me ponder this predicament...  | |||
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"Hi Lorna I'm having a coffee because I'm sadistic to myself Hi retweet. Actually hot drinks are meant to keep you cool. I saw that on this morning so it must be true as the schof would never lie to me.
It's not working Lorna, someone has lied to you
Nope, Phil would not do that too me! Maybe it's just you! "Probably, I am a serial liar | |||
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"Good evening Lorna, nice to meet you... And good evening everybody
Oh hello and a very warm welcome.
How are you keeping cool. "A long cold shower...and a gin and tonic on my terrace...maybe I’ll survive  | |||
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"Hold ya horses there Lorna, it's only just turned 10 o'clock ffs woman
Anyway, how are you?
I like to be early.
Early and late?.....Hmmmm, let me ponder this predicament... "OK but don't take too long. Its to hot to think. | |||
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"Lounging in a babydoll boiling my backside off haha wouldnt mind a sexy hunk fanning me haha or just makin me sweaty for a good reason hehe" Hello and welcome to the late thread. Oh I have my very own hunk (well I have Ash ) he's fanning me though. | |||
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"Evening Ok,evening all I'm multi tasking lurking and perving "Well a very good evening to you. Oh I love a muti tasker. | |||
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"Good evening my love... I heard that you needed help to dry your back..... "Oh hello you. Oi why aren't you fanning me! | |||
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"Hi Lorna I'm having a coffee because I'm sadistic to myself Hi retweet. Actually hot drinks are meant to keep you cool. I saw that on this morning so it must be true as the schof would never lie to me.
It's not working Lorna, someone has lied to you
Nope, Phil would not do that too me! Maybe it's just you!
Probably, I am a serial liar "I knew it! | |||
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"Good evening Lorna, nice to meet you... And good evening everybody
Oh hello and a very warm welcome.
How are you keeping cool.
A long cold shower...and a gin and tonic on my terrace...maybe I’ll survive "Oh that sounds like a hard life! | |||
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"Good evening lovely Lorna. How are you tonight
Oh good evening lovely lady.
I'm good just hot!
How about you? "Hot hot hot. I got distracted by someone. How's Ash tonight | |||
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"Good evening Lorna, nice to meet you... And good evening everybody
Oh hello and a very warm welcome.
How are you keeping cool.
A long cold shower...and a gin and tonic on my terrace...maybe I’ll survive
Oh that sounds like a hard life! "
It was an hard day, so I’m giving myself some quality time | |||
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"Hold ya horses there Lorna, it's only just turned 10 o'clock ffs woman
Anyway, how are you?
I like to be early.
Early and late?.....Hmmmm, let me ponder this predicament...
OK but don't take too long. Its to hot to think. "My sentiments entirely, I'm off to have a swim in the River Derwent  | |||
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Not done much today, apart from taking my dad to have a tooth out Now in bed with fan going 90 miles an hour and some iced water | |||
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"Buona sera all, gosh today was busy just got home now lol...hope you all had a lovely time "Lorna is currently indisposed.... Buenas noches.....you were home late...Hope you're keeping cool.. | |||
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"Good evening Lorna, nice to meet you... And good evening everybody
Oh hello and a very warm welcome.
How are you keeping cool.
A long cold shower...and a gin and tonic on my terrace...maybe I’ll survive
Oh that sounds like a hard life!
It was an hard day, so I’m giving myself some quality time "Sounds like the perfect way to end the day. | |||
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"Good evening all and Lorna, what a day to be alive!" Good evening Peter. Oh I quite agree. | |||
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"Good evening lovely Lorna. How are you tonight
Oh good evening lovely lady.
I'm good just hot!
How about you?
Hot hot hot. I got distracted by someone. How's Ash tonight "Evening Scarlet....I'm still sat in only my pants but not in the garden tonight!... | |||
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"Evening lovely lady Not done much today, apart from taking my dad to have a tooth out Now in bed with fan going 90 miles an hour and some iced water "Hello lovely _amiss. We have done as little as possible today. X | |||
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"Buona sera all, gosh today was busy just got home now lol...hope you all had a lovely time
Lorna is currently indisposed....
Buenas noches.....you were home late...Hope you're keeping cool..
"Ops, sorry for last night completely crashed with the sound hits of "can you feeling coming in the air tonight" ahaha Oh yeah, heard the hurricane coming last night ahaha, and keeping cool with some freezing beer . And you sir? | |||
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"'Ello Ash "Hola Samiss....come estas?..... | |||
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"Evening lovely lady Not done much today, apart from taking my dad to have a tooth out Now in bed with fan going 90 miles an hour and some iced water
Hello lovely _amiss.
We have done as little as possible today. X"I don't blame you, it's going to be even hotter tomorrow, so stay safe everyone x | |||
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"Good eeeeeeevening lornajo83 and greetings also to Ash1970 Smileyface " And a very good evening to both of you, from both of us. | |||
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"'Ello Ash
Hola Samiss....come estas?..... "Muy bien | |||
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"Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up." Oh I agree, I'm a poor substitute. | |||
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"Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up. Oh I agree, I'm a poor substitute. "Nah, you're a frickin' epic one poppet.  | |||
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"Good evening everyone "Hello and a very good evening to you. | |||
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"Buona sera all, gosh today was busy just got home now lol...hope you all had a lovely time
Lorna is currently having a stand up wee"Obviously a Lady of many talents | |||
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"Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up." Same | |||
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How's your day been?
Iain. | |||
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"Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up. Oh I agree, I'm a poor substitute.
Nah, you're a frickin' epic one poppet. "Oh thank you lovely. How are you coping in this heat, I'm really not. | |||
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"Buona sera all, gosh today was busy just got home now lol...hope you all had a lovely time
Lorna is currently having a stand up wee
Obviously a Lady of many talents "Oh I have many, many talents. | |||
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"Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up. Oh I agree, I'm a poor substitute. "Definitely not!xx | |||
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"Buona sera all, gosh today was busy just got home now lol...hope you all had a lovely time
Lorna is currently indisposed....
Buenas noches.....you were home late...Hope you're keeping cool..
Ops, sorry for last night completely crashed with the sound hits of "can you feeling coming in the air tonight" ahaha
Oh yeah, heard the hurricane coming last night ahaha, and keeping cool with some freezing beer . And you sir?"No problemo mi amigo...we have done as little as possible today and are about to eat some ice cream to cool us down... | |||
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"Good evening lovely Lorna. How are you tonight
Oh good evening lovely lady.
I'm good just hot!
How about you?
Hot hot hot. I got distracted by someone. How's Ash tonight
Evening Scarlet....I'm still sat in only my pants but not in the garden tonight!..."Alright Ash I knew you wouldn't be far away. I slept thro the storm last night. Stella is evil lol | |||
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"Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up. Same " Oh I'm sorry but I'm lovely, well so Ash tells me. | |||
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"Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up. Oh I agree, I'm a poor substitute.
Nah, you're a frickin' epic one poppet.
Oh thank you lovely.
How are you coping in this heat, I'm really not. "I have had a fair few frozen gin slushie sort of things. That helped massively. I aslo discovered taking your bra off while out is oddly liberating and people quite enjoy seeing your boobs braless. Well mine anyway. That helped cool me down. | |||
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"Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes. Good evening Gatsby, congratulations on being tonights first poster. Oh iv just had some apricot ones. "In best adenoidal voice that's the same as Jaffa cakes as they use apricot pulp not Jaffa oranges!
Evening all. | |||
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"Good Evening Lorna. Holding the reins tonight, I see. The 2 guys can't cope, so it takes a Lady to manage it instead!
How's your day been?
Iain."Good evening Ian, yep that's definitely it! | |||
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"'Ello Ash
Hola Samiss....come estas?.....
Muy bien "Perfecto.... | |||
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"Buona sera all, gosh today was busy just got home now lol...hope you all had a lovely time
Lorna is currently having a stand up wee
Obviously a Lady of many talents
Oh I have many, many talents. "I'm impressed...men, we need to get an upgrade and starting to wee sting down | |||
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"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone. I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now " A very good evening to you Mr cock. | |||
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"Buona sera all, gosh today was busy just got home now lol...hope you all had a lovely time
Lorna is currently indisposed....
Buenas noches.....you were home late...Hope you're keeping cool..
Ops, sorry for last night completely crashed with the sound hits of "can you feeling coming in the air tonight" ahaha
Oh yeah, heard the hurricane coming last night ahaha, and keeping cool with some freezing beer . And you sir?
No problemo mi amigo...we have done as little as possible today and are about to eat some ice cream to cool us down..."Be careful the ice cream doesnt drop down, for gravity or because you have s good company there | |||
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"Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes. Good evening Gatsby, congratulations on being tonights first poster. Oh iv just had some apricot ones.
In best adenoidal voice that's the same as Jaffa cakes as they use apricot pulp not Jaffa oranges!
Evening all. "Doc! Honestly... I’m pleased to read you’re still around
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"Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up. Oh I agree, I'm a poor substitute.
Nah, you're a frickin' epic one poppet.
Oh thank you lovely.
How are you coping in this heat, I'm really not.
I have had a fair few frozen gin slushie sort of things. That helped massively. I aslo discovered taking your bra off while out is oddly liberating and people quite enjoy seeing your boobs braless. Well mine anyway. That helped cool me down. "Oh well I'm sure you made many people people happy today with free rage boobs. | |||
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"I hope you find your own way of heat coping. Maybe not gin. I have a feeling I shall regret this in the mornig but fuck it. "Yeah but did you get time for gardening? | |||
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"Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes. Good evening Gatsby, congratulations on being tonights first poster. Oh iv just had some apricot ones.
In best adenoidal voice that's the same as Jaffa cakes as they use apricot pulp not Jaffa oranges!
Evening all. "Hello and good evening. Are your work cloths dry now? | |||
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"Buona sera all, gosh today was busy just got home now lol...hope you all had a lovely time
Lorna is currently having a stand up wee
Obviously a Lady of many talents
Oh I have many, many talents. "Yeah, Ash has told me about them, but I'm not gonna spill the beans though, don't worry your secret's safe with ma and..... | |||
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"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone. I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now A very good evening to you Mr cock. " I'm gonna have to pay a fiver and change that name aren't i | |||
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"I hope you find your own way of heat coping. Maybe not gin. I have a feeling I shall regret this in the mornig but fuck it.
Yeah but did you get time for gardening?"You ask the important questions. I like the way your mind works. Can you tell me more about faint slapping sounds please?
*and no. I'll get it sorted on Friday. Will send you a photo. | |||
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"Good Evening Lorna. Holding the reins tonight, I see. The 2 guys can't cope, so it takes a Lady to manage it instead!
How's your day been?
Iain.
Good evening Ian, yep that's definitely it! "It's been tough trying to sleep during the past few days, but I got at least 6 hours sleep today. | |||
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"Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up. Oh I agree, I'm a poor substitute.
Nah, you're a frickin' epic one poppet.
Oh thank you lovely.
How are you coping in this heat, I'm really not.
I have had a fair few frozen gin slushie sort of things. That helped massively. I aslo discovered taking your bra off while out is oddly liberating and people quite enjoy seeing your boobs braless. Well mine anyway. That helped cool me down.
Oh well I'm sure you made many people people happy today with free rage boobs. "Free rage boobs. 
They bring happiness to many people. Do you know instead of a bra? Wear a bralet. Let them be a bit free. | |||
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"Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes. Good evening Gatsby, congratulations on being tonights first poster. Oh iv just had some apricot ones.
In best adenoidal voice that's the same as Jaffa cakes as they use apricot pulp not Jaffa oranges!
Evening all.
Doc!
Honestly... I’m pleased to read you’re still around
"I'm not round, I'm slim! Or sorry, around!
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"It's been very hot today" Are you Wincey Willis in disguise?  | |||
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"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone. I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now " Evening sensual...I hope we dont have another one!.... | |||
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"Evening all just made my self a large g and t with the idea it will knock me out " A very good evening to you. Oh that sounds like a good plan. | |||
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"I hope you find your own way of heat coping. Maybe not gin. I have a feeling I shall regret this in the mornig but fuck it. "Oh I'm a genius and traveling up to London tomorrow! It's gunna be Hot! | |||
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"It's been very hot today" Hello and welcome. Oh indeed it has, I wanna sleep in the fridge. | |||
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"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone. I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now A very good evening to you Mr cock.
I'm gonna have to pay a fiver and change that name aren't i "Yep! | |||
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"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone. I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now Evening sensual...I hope we dont have another one!.... " I'd love another one right no meself | |||
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"Hey Lornaaaa! I'm not going to lie I miss Jim but it's still lovely to see your words popping up. Oh I agree, I'm a poor substitute.
Nah, you're a frickin' epic one poppet.
Oh thank you lovely.
How are you coping in this heat, I'm really not.
I have had a fair few frozen gin slushie sort of things. That helped massively. I aslo discovered taking your bra off while out is oddly liberating and people quite enjoy seeing your boobs braless. Well mine anyway. That helped cool me down.
Oh well I'm sure you made many people people happy today with free rage boobs.
Free rage boobs.
They bring happiness to many people. Do you know instead of a bra? Wear a bralet. Let them be a bit free."Oh I'm all about the bralet. | |||
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"I hope you find your own way of heat coping. Maybe not gin. I have a feeling I shall regret this in the mornig but fuck it.
Oh I'm a genius and traveling up to London tomorrow! It's gunna be Hot! "I don't envy you that journey  | |||
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"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone. I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now A very good evening to you Mr cock.
I'm gonna have to pay a fiver and change that name aren't i
Yep! "I can get 2 pints for a fiver up here | |||
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"I hope you find your own way of heat coping. Maybe not gin. I have a feeling I shall regret this in the mornig but fuck it.
Oh I'm a genius and traveling up to London tomorrow! It's gunna be Hot!
I don't envy you that journey "I'm dreading it! | |||
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"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone. I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now A very good evening to you Mr cock.
I'm gonna have to pay a fiver and change that name aren't i
Yep!
I can get 2 pints for a fiver up here " I don't think you would get change from that in London. | |||
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"Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes. Good evening Gatsby, congratulations on being tonights first poster. Oh iv just had some apricot ones.
In best adenoidal voice that's the same as Jaffa cakes as they use apricot pulp not Jaffa oranges!
Evening all.
Doc!
Honestly... I’m pleased to read you’re still around
I'm not round, I'm slim! Or sorry, around!
Hope you're well Sam, how the gorgeous polish princess?"We’re all good buddy thanks. Jeez you look so different! Well done... fancy a bum? | |||
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"Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes. Good evening Gatsby, congratulations on being tonights first poster. Oh iv just had some apricot ones.
In best adenoidal voice that's the same as Jaffa cakes as they use apricot pulp not Jaffa oranges!
Evening all.
Doc!
Honestly... I’m pleased to read you’re still around
I'm not round, I'm slim! Or sorry, around!
Hope you're well Sam, how the gorgeous polish princess?
We’re all good buddy thanks.
Jeez you look so different!
Well done...
fancy a bum? "Oh it's like the matchmaking thread. | |||
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"I hope you find your own way of heat coping. Maybe not gin. I have a feeling I shall regret this in the mornig but fuck it.
Yeah but did you get time for gardening?
You ask the important questions. I like the way your mind works. Can you tell me more about faint slapping sounds please?
*and no. I'll get it sorted on Friday. Will send you a photo. "Lazy frizz  | |||
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"I hope you find your own way of heat coping. Maybe not gin. I have a feeling I shall regret this in the mornig but fuck it.
Yeah but did you get time for gardening?
You ask the important questions. I like the way your mind works. Can you tell me more about faint slapping sounds please?
*and no. I'll get it sorted on Friday. Will send you a photo.
Lazy frizz " At the MLS I will dazzle you with my lack of frizz. Mark. My. Words. | |||
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"I hope you find your own way of heat coping. Maybe not gin. I have a feeling I shall regret this in the mornig but fuck it.
Yeah but did you get time for gardening?
You ask the important questions. I like the way your mind works. Can you tell me more about faint slapping sounds please?
*and no. I'll get it sorted on Friday. Will send you a photo.
Lazy frizz
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"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone. I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now A very good evening to you Mr cock.
I'm gonna have to pay a fiver and change that name aren't i
Yep!
I can get 2 pints for a fiver up here
I don't think you would get change from that in London. "The pub i worked in till it closed last year, sold pints of Stella and Budweiser on tap for 1.60 a pint. | |||
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"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone. I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now A very good evening to you Mr cock.
I'm gonna have to pay a fiver and change that name aren't i
Yep!
I can get 2 pints for a fiver up here
I don't think you would get change from that in London.
The pub i worked in till it closed last year, sold pints of Stella and Budweiser on tap for 1.60 a pint."Wow but maybe that's why it closed. | |||
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"Good evening, I'm about to finish making dinner so going to have a sit down and watch love island, it's been a long day
What are you up to?"Good evening morningstar. I'm currently trying to keep cool. But tomorrow it's meant to 38! I'm going to melt. | |||
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"It's been very hot today Are you Wincey Willis in disguise? "I don't get it! | |||
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"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone. I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now A very good evening to you Mr cock.
I'm gonna have to pay a fiver and change that name aren't i
Yep!
I can get 2 pints for a fiver up here
I don't think you would get change from that in London.
The pub i worked in till it closed last year, sold pints of Stella and Budweiser on tap for 1.60 a pint.
Wow but maybe that's why it closed. "It lasted 4 yrs. Rough as they come though | |||
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"It's been very hot today Are you Wincey Willis in disguise?
I don't get it! "She was a weather presenter | |||
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"Evening Lorna , evening Ash , evening everyone. I take it we'd all like another thunderstorm right now A very good evening to you Mr cock.
I'm gonna have to pay a fiver and change that name aren't i
Yep!
I can get 2 pints for a fiver up here
I don't think you would get change from that in London.
The pub i worked in till it closed last year, sold pints of Stella and Budweiser on tap for 1.60 a pint.
Wow but maybe that's why it closed.
It lasted 4 yrs. Rough as they come though "Oh I like a bit of rough. | |||
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"Good evening, I'm about to finish making dinner so going to have a sit down and watch love island, it's been a long day
What are you up to?
Good evening morningstar.
I'm currently trying to keep cool. But tomorrow it's meant to 38!
I'm going to melt. "Yeah, I feel you. We've had a cool week though, only 25-32. Just buy yourself a bunch of ice lollies, the fab ones are great as they have sprinkles too | |||
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"I'm having a cold bath now after the coffee catastrophe " Oh well I hope that works better for you. Although you could try having a coffee in the bath. | |||
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"It's been very hot today Are you Wincey Willis in disguise?
I don't get it!
She was a weather presenter "Oh. | |||
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"Good evening, I'm about to finish making dinner so going to have a sit down and watch love island, it's been a long day
What are you up to?
Good evening morningstar.
I'm currently trying to keep cool. But tomorrow it's meant to 38!
I'm going to melt.
Yeah, I feel you. We've had a cool week though, only 25-32. Just buy yourself a bunch of ice lollies, the fab ones are great as they have sprinkles too "I wish! I have no option but to use the central line tomorrow. So it's going to be awful. I might actually die! | |||
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"I'm having a cold bath now after the coffee catastrophe Oh well I hope that works better for you. Although you could try having a coffee in the bath. " No way... it's gin and me | |||
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"I'm having a cold bath now after the coffee catastrophe Oh well I hope that works better for you. Although you could try having a coffee in the bath. No way... it's gin and me " That sounds rather sensible. | |||
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"It's been very hot today Are you Wincey Willis in disguise?
I don't get it!
She was a weather presenter
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"In the hotel where I work, we often have parties or wedding functions, where attending guests come up from London. They are surprised to find we charge half of what they would expect in London pubs; there, one guy said his local charges almost £7 a pint!! In contrast, I know of a few working men's clubs in Hull where a pint is around £1.50. Up here in Warwick, don't attend any function at the Castle (owned & operated by Merlin Group. There, a pint of Fosters,the only draught beer they sell, is almost £9 a pint!!!)." Yes if you are used to London prices everywhere else you go, you feel like you are getting a bargain. | |||
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"Evening all ruddy hot n muggy at work" Oh hello _oddy. Yes it's rather warm. | |||
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"Evening all ruddy hot n muggy at work" Evening Voddyxx | |||
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"I'm having a cold bath now after the coffee catastrophe Oh well I hope that works better for you. Although you could try having a coffee in the bath. No way... it's gin and me That sounds rather sensible. " Oh, I thought I was being rebellious | |||
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"I'm having a cold bath now after the coffee catastrophe Oh well I hope that works better for you. Although you could try having a coffee in the bath. No way... it's gin and me That sounds rather sensible. Oh, I thought I was being rebellious " Good effort though! | |||
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"A latecomer, in briefly. Hello all! " All welcome here, late or not. | |||
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"Evening from a very warm Glasgow xx" Good evening and welcome. Oh it's even hotter down here. | |||
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"Hi lornajo. Im eating jaffa cakes. Good evening Gatsby, congratulations on being tonights first poster. Oh iv just had some apricot ones.
In best adenoidal voice that's the same as Jaffa cakes as they use apricot pulp not Jaffa oranges!
Evening all.
Doc!
Honestly... I’m pleased to read you’re still around
I'm not round, I'm slim! Or sorry, around!
Hope you're well Sam, how the gorgeous polish princess?
We’re all good buddy thanks.
Jeez you look so different!
Well done...
fancy a bum? "Please, I like to be signed and dined first, cheeky! | |||
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"Good evening Lorna, nice to meet you... And good evening everybody
Oh hello and a very warm welcome.
How are you keeping cool.
A long cold shower...and a gin and tonic on my terrace...maybe I’ll survive
Oh that sounds like a hard life!
It was an hard day, so I’m giving myself some quality time
Sounds like the perfect way to end the day. "Maybe will be better with an hot girl nearby | |||
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"Good evening Lorna, nice to meet you... And good evening everybody
Oh hello and a very warm welcome.
How are you keeping cool.
A long cold shower...and a gin and tonic on my terrace...maybe I’ll survive
Oh that sounds like a hard life!
It was an hard day, so I’m giving myself some quality time
Sounds like the perfect way to end the day.
Maybe will be better with an hot girl nearby "Agreed. | |||
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"Good evening Lorna, nice to meet you... And good evening everybody
Oh hello and a very warm welcome.
How are you keeping cool.
A long cold shower...and a gin and tonic on my terrace...maybe I’ll survive
Oh that sounds like a hard life!
It was an hard day, so I’m giving myself some quality time
Sounds like the perfect way to end the day.
Maybe will be better with an hot girl nearby
Agreed. "Ok..so in the end..it never gets too hot to have an hot girl?! | |||
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"It's been very hot today Are you Wincey Willis in disguise?
I don't get it! "She's a weather presenter | |||
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"Evening from a very warm Glasgow xx Good evening and welcome. Oh it's even hotter down here. " | |||
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