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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just vomited in my mouth a little after being told someone was going to suck my "lovely little clitty" and it got me thinking about the words we use and how we express ourselves.

When it comes to sex talk how confident are you? Do you use the same words repeatedly or do you have a plethora of phrases for any occasion?

Can you describe things in detail or do you tend to just avoid it all together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im better on the phone i change my tone and no not like a sexy bullseye bloke before u start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife gets straight to point......"get down and lick my pussy".....i dont need her to ask twice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god that made my fanny cringe!!

I think I'm really good when it comes to dirty talk. I know what to say and how to say it without it being awkward and not fitting in with the moment. Sometimes I won't say much but other times I'll tell a feckin story and it drives my partner crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just vomited in my mouth a little after being told someone was going to suck my "lovely little clitty" and it got me thinking about the words we use and how we express ourselves.

When it comes to sex talk how confident are you? Do you use the same words repeatedly or do you have a plethora of phrases for any occasion?

Can you describe things in detail or do you tend to just avoid it all together? "
im not bad at setting erotic scenes but i hate typing and my spelling shit

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Sometimes I'm too into it to talk but if I do it usually comes to me in the moment. Avoiding cutesy terms like 'clitty' is paramount.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really do dirty talk, unless I'm pissed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im better on the phone i change my tone and no not like a sexy bullseye bloke before u start"

I would actually pee my pants listening to Jim dirty talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im better on the phone i change my tone and no not like a sexy bullseye bloke before u start

I would actually pee my pants listening to Jim dirty talking "
that aint piss sweetheart ud be dripping like a fucked fridge

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By *ssexrMan
over a year ago

Hornchurch

Are you pissed now?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't really do dirty talk, unless I'm pissed "

You really are my kind of woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I inbox you and describe what I’d like to do with you

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

That made me gip a little too I think it depends on the situation but from a random stranger it leaves me cold. I’ve even stopped chatting to some people when they’ve gone straight in for dirty talk after a couple of chats and for no apparent reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really do dirty talk, unless I'm pissed

You really are my kind of woman. "

lucky me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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What are you like at it OP?

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

There's few words that make me cringe but that one simple phrase.

Where the sick bucket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shift the rats wig and give its belly a kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not very good at sex talk.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm dreadful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not much of a talker. Well, I swear a lot which I'm sure nobody would have guessed. But filthy talk just passes me by. I don't know why, but it isn't natural for me at all.

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phonegasm guru

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are you like at it OP? "

Come let me whisper in your ear nd you'll find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just vomited in my mouth a little after being told someone was going to suck my "lovely little clitty" and it got me thinking about the words we use and how we express ourselves.

When it comes to sex talk how confident are you? Do you use the same words repeatedly or do you have a plethora of phrases for any occasion?

Can you describe things in detail or do you tend to just avoid it all together? "
i just gave you the audio book version

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m rubbish at it, dirty talk too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just vomited in my mouth a little after being told someone was going to suck my "lovely little clitty" and it got me thinking about the words we use and how we express ourselves.

When it comes to sex talk how confident are you? Do you use the same words repeatedly or do you have a plethora of phrases for any occasion?

Can you describe things in detail or do you tend to just avoid it all together? i just gave you the audio book version "

So wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just vomited in my mouth a little after being told someone was going to suck my "lovely little clitty" and it got me thinking about the words we use and how we express ourselves.

When it comes to sex talk how confident are you? Do you use the same words repeatedly or do you have a plethora of phrases for any occasion?

Can you describe things in detail or do you tend to just avoid it all together? i just gave you the audio book version

So wrong! "
im still laughing so fucking hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love talking dirty, turns me on so much more

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm rubbish at it. I prefer to call genitaila by their actual names rather than use slang. Plus I dont have much confidence so I generally avoid it all together.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My wife gets straight to point......"get down and lick my pussy".....i dont need her to ask twice lol"

What does she ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mouth really struggles with the word pussy...so dirty talk can be a struggle. When I'm d*unk though, vile things just fly out and a lot of anal chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, it bores me, never mind talkimg about it, lets just do it lol

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

I'm absolutely shite at dirty talk both on the phone and in person.

Better on text, but I guess that's not unusual.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"My mouth really struggles with the word pussy...so dirty talk can be a struggle. When I'm d*unk though, vile things just fly out and a lot of anal chat. "

Oh, so you were d*unk

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"What are you like at it OP?

Come let me whisper in your ear nd you'll find out "

As far as your OP goes? If I'm really relaxed with someone I find it quite easy. This might sound odd but I like how my voice sounds during particular moments saying certain things. I think my accent lends itself to certain things.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"What are you like at it OP?

Come let me whisper in your ear nd you'll find out

As far as your OP goes? If I'm really relaxed with someone I find it quite easy. This might sound odd but I like how my voice sounds during particular moments saying certain things. I think my accent lends itself to certain things."

'Get yer mitts on me barms, cocker!'

Certain things like that?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I can't think of the words in the moment, my accent doesn't help/ makes me feel self conscious, and anything I come up with sounds stupid in my head so I zip it.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"What are you like at it OP?

Come let me whisper in your ear nd you'll find out

As far as your OP goes? If I'm really relaxed with someone I find it quite easy. This might sound odd but I like how my voice sounds during particular moments saying certain things. I think my accent lends itself to certain things.

'Get yer mitts on me barms, cocker!'

Certain things like that?"

How did you know? Did you find that video of me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy

Play

I just can’t use them

I’m pretty filthy truth be known - I’ll drop the C word a bit if I’m feeling frisky

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"What are you like at it OP?

Come let me whisper in your ear nd you'll find out

As far as your OP goes? If I'm really relaxed with someone I find it quite easy. This might sound odd but I like how my voice sounds during particular moments saying certain things. I think my accent lends itself to certain things."

Oi, getcha self in my caaahnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't think of the words in the moment, my accent doesn't help/ makes me feel self conscious, and anything I come up with sounds stupid in my head so I zip it. "

Exactly this

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Pussy

Play

I just can’t use them

I’m pretty filthy truth be known - I’ll drop the C word a bit if I’m feeling frisky "

I really wanted to type something but then I remember your dislike of Carry On vibes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pussy

Play

I just can’t use them

I’m pretty filthy truth be known - I’ll drop the C word a bit if I’m feeling frisky

I really wanted to type something but then I remember your dislike of Carry On vibes. "

Say it say it say it

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

If its mid shag potty mouth it tends to be the same repeated phrases.

Otherwise I don't tend to talk sex too much, I'm more about the doing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I’m with a man, dirty talk is essential, I find that when I’m having sex with a man or giving a BJ it’s really dirty stuff and a lot of grunting etc but with a woman it’s much less.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm useless at it. Whether it be cyber sex, sexting, phone or whatever, I feel a complete ejit.

I also never cam wank for exactly the same reason.

Fair play to those who can use it as foreplay before a meet. I just have a complete mental block...

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"What are you like at it OP?

Come let me whisper in your ear nd you'll find out

As far as your OP goes? If I'm really relaxed with someone I find it quite easy. This might sound odd but I like how my voice sounds during particular moments saying certain things. I think my accent lends itself to certain things.

'Get yer mitts on me barms, cocker!'

Certain things like that?

How did you know? Did you find that video of me? "

Someone mentioned they'd seen you on pornhub.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm pretty good at sexting if it's someone I'm chatting to anyway and it comes naturally. It tends to happen by mistake, I just wander into it

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich


"I can't think of the words in the moment, my accent doesn't help/ makes me feel self conscious, and anything I come up with sounds stupid in my head so I zip it. "

Pretty much this

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By *terobs6869Man
over a year ago

Llandudno

I like to think that I'm OK at it. Certainly in messages I think I can convey passion and eroticism, without being either vulgar or cheesy.

I have written a few stories on here that were well received, so I think I have an idea of what people find hot and I can usually express that verbally when the time comes.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Copy and paste I thought that's what everyone did

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Pussy

Play

I just can’t use them

I’m pretty filthy truth be known - I’ll drop the C word a bit if I’m feeling frisky

I really wanted to type something but then I remember your dislike of Carry On vibes.

Say it say it say it "

We'd sound very good together?

*edited cop out version.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I can't think of the words in the moment, my accent doesn't help/ makes me feel self conscious, and anything I come up with sounds stupid in my head so I zip it. "

Snap!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I’m a little off the wall

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I'm pretty good at sexting if it's someone I'm chatting to anyway and it comes naturally. It tends to happen by mistake, I just wander into it

"

The best way, it just happens naturally and you go with the flow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pussy

Play

I just can’t use them

I’m pretty filthy truth be known - I’ll drop the C word a bit if I’m feeling frisky

I really wanted to type something but then I remember your dislike of Carry On vibes.

Say it say it say it

We'd sound very good together?

*edited cop out version. "

Hahaha

Can you tell me the real version when I get you alone please??

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Can you tell me the real version when I get you alone please?? "

I'll tell you the real version and so much more.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Dirt talk always makes me laugh.

My only issue is which word to use for the vagina, pussy, cunt, or vagina as I know some ladies don't like certain words for female genitals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel confident enough I think.

Would be using "lovely little clitty" ha ha ha

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'm pretty confident and use plenty of imagery alluding to it but without being gross or crude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Can you tell me the real version when I get you alone please??

I'll tell you the real version and so much more. "

Oh sweet Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not very good at it.

I use poetry, it seems to work for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is like a licence to torment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is like a licence to torment "

Jim Bowen sexy talking is not funny!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is like a licence to torment

Jim Bowen sexy talking is not funny!! "
u want someone to crunch ya cookie

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"When I’m with a man, dirty talk is essential, I find that when I’m having sex with a man or giving a BJ it’s really dirty stuff and a lot of grunting etc but with a woman it’s much less. "

Fuck that sounds hot to watch!!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I'm actually scratching my head here and wondering if I've ever really done sex talk....

I've written erotica elsewhere, which seemed to go down well, but unless you count cruelly texting 'I'm going to pounce on you tomorrow' to Boo while he's trying to get to sleep or get work done, I'm not sure I've ever really had a full-on pervy chat

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

There are many ways to do this without being crude and if someone is on your wavelength you don’t even have to use the usual dialect... talking about something really random to any other viewer, but the recipient can read between the lines and know exactly what you are talking about

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