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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No one is responding to my mail, I try to be polite and offer them access to my love garden but they're too stuck up to reply.

I know it's not me, I put a lot of work into my profile.

Help, what can I do to get started here? I need that first veri to open up the world of cock to me.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Its coz you've covered your tits up

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Had the heat got to you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try moving 400 miles south...

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

It's this site men have upped there standard as they can they have far to many woman falling at there knees maybe try a dating site you could have more luck on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry excalibur is in use

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's this site men have upped there standard as they can they have far to many woman falling at there knees maybe try a dating site you could have more luck on there "

But I don't want to date, my eerr....brother wouldn't like that. We share a house, I am not married though.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello OP

When it comes to the world of fab, it's best to remember three things. Men don't owe you their penises. They are strong, independent creatures. If you adjust your expectations and get yourself to socials you'll find you enjoy it a lot more. Look at it as a chance to meet like minded people. Remember men get hundreds of messsages a day and don't owe you a reply. You'll have far more success on here. Take a look at successful profiles on here like mine.

Good luck.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Sorry excalibur is in use "

Hehe

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

Oh my aching sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep at it, on a misunderstanding you could get lucky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry excalibur is in use "

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Flash your minge and say fancy a fuck tonight.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

But you've been verified by 11 people!

Are you sending pictures of your lady garden with your messages?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

May I suggest a lovely hairy minge shot. Preferably one that looks like it needs a good blasting from a pressure washer.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"May I suggest a lovely hairy minge shot. Preferably one that looks like it needs a good blasting from a pressure washer."

Whilst squatting over a dirty loo

(No ... not Lord of Orgasms!!)

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"May I suggest a lovely hairy minge shot. Preferably one that looks like it needs a good blasting from a pressure washer."

Or a picture taken over the toilet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello OP

When it comes to the world of fab, it's best to remember three things. Men don't owe you their penises. They are strong, independent creatures. If you adjust your expectations and get yourself to socials you'll find you enjoy it a lot more. Look at it as a chance to meet like minded people. Remember men get hundreds of messsages a day and don't owe you a reply. You'll have far more success on here. Take a look at successful profiles on here like mine.

Good luck. "

I have a million excuses why I can't go to a social or a club though.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Or you could photo shop it yo make it look bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you offered cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I suggest a lovely hairy minge shot. Preferably one that looks like it needs a good blasting from a pressure washer.

Whilst squatting over a dirty loo

(No ... not Lord of Orgasms!!)"
phew i only showed this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But you've been verified by 11 people!

Are you sending pictures of your lady garden with your messages? "

I am. 17 different shots from different angles!

I send one of my face too, it's from a distance and I'm wearing a cap and sunglasses.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

[Removed by poster at 24/07/19 12:47:58]

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"May I suggest a lovely hairy minge shot. Preferably one that looks like it needs a good blasting from a pressure washer.

Whilst squatting over a dirty loo

(No ... not Lord of Orgasms!!)"

Even better if it looks like a St Bernards dripping chin

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Or you could photo shop it yo make it look bigger "

Yes ... next to an inflated rubber glove maybe

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Or you could photo shop it yo make it look bigger

Yes ... next to an inflated rubber glove maybe"

Or next to a picture of the Pit of Sarlak

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Hello OP

When it comes to the world of fab, it's best to remember three things. Men don't owe you their penises. They are strong, independent creatures. If you adjust your expectations and get yourself to socials you'll find you enjoy it a lot more. Look at it as a chance to meet like minded people. Remember men get hundreds of messsages a day and don't owe you a reply. You'll have far more success on here. Take a look at successful profiles on here like mine.

Good luck. "

Yeah OP. Men aren't a piece of meat and are more than a cock you know! I on the other hand treat men as the beautiful, individual wonders that they are. The only thing I can't work out is why my nose keeps getting discoloured...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Hello OP

When it comes to the world of fab, it's best to remember three things. Men don't owe you their penises. They are strong, independent creatures. If you adjust your expectations and get yourself to socials you'll find you enjoy it a lot more. Look at it as a chance to meet like minded people. Remember men get hundreds of messsages a day and don't owe you a reply. You'll have far more success on here. Take a look at successful profiles on here like mine.

Good luck.

Yeah OP. Men aren't a piece of meat and are more than a cock you know! I on the other hand treat men as the beautiful, individual wonders that they are. The only thing I can't work out is why my nose keeps getting discoloured..."

You never showed me that banana!!!

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

kent

A photo of your lady garden against a sky remote showing its sheer size should help loads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello OP

When it comes to the world of fab, it's best to remember three things. Men don't owe you their penises. They are strong, independent creatures. If you adjust your expectations and get yourself to socials you'll find you enjoy it a lot more. Look at it as a chance to meet like minded people. Remember men get hundreds of messsages a day and don't owe you a reply. You'll have far more success on here. Take a look at successful profiles on here like mine.

Good luck. "

Gemini?

P

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"No one is responding to my mail, I try to be polite and offer them access to my love garden but they're too stuck up to reply.

I know it's not me, I put a lot of work into my profile.

Help, what can I do to get started here? I need that first veri to open up the world of cock to me. "

I went to Edinburgh once, shot ma cannon then left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

37 rat pics 7 pushups run down the stairs turn all the taps in the kitchen spin 3 times holding your nose will get u laid well cant hurt plus il laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ffs, not another one! That's loads of advice in the forum already. Go search and stop wasting valuable storage space.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I responded!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one is responding to my mail, I try to be polite and offer them access to my love garden but they're too stuck up to reply.

I know it's not me, I put a lot of work into my profile.

Help, what can I do to get started here? I need that first veri to open up the world of cock to me. "
omg you moaning as well now theirs so many guys out there want and need your bazookas and would be willing to show you their erect cocks, just be patient and open your inbox for the influx

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Hello OP

When it comes to the world of fab, it's best to remember three things. Men don't owe you their penises. They are strong, independent creatures. If you adjust your expectations and get yourself to socials you'll find you enjoy it a lot more. Look at it as a chance to meet like minded people. Remember men get hundreds of messsages a day and don't owe you a reply. You'll have far more success on here. Take a look at successful profiles on here like mine.

Good luck.

Yeah OP. Men aren't a piece of meat and are more than a cock you know! I on the other hand treat men as the beautiful, individual wonders that they are. The only thing I can't work out is why my nose keeps getting discoloured...

You never showed me that banana!!!"

You made it perfectly clear my banana wasn't special enough for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"No one is responding to my mail, I try to be polite and offer them access to my love garden but they're too stuck up to reply.

I know it's not me, I put a lot of work into my profile.

Help, what can I do to get started here? I need that first veri to open up the world of cock to me. "

Oh no.. After posting this I think you've done yourself no favours..no one (especially guys) like negativity and deseration Just for that some guys will block you on here..

Take a leaf out of some of thd more successful ladies on here let the cock come to you

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"No one is responding to my mail, I try to be polite and offer them access to my love garden but they're too stuck up to reply.

I know it's not me, I put a lot of work into my profile.

Help, what can I do to get started here? I need that first veri to open up the world of cock to me. "

I tend to only respond to really really needy people who send pictures of their privates alongside famous land marks, for example a cleverly posed penis looking as if it’s holding up the leaning tower of Pisa, or a spectacular bosom adding two new peaks to the Lake District skyline.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Concerned about the 1 or 2 piercings

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"No one is responding to my mail, I try to be polite and offer them access to my love garden but they're too stuck up to reply.

I know it's not me, I put a lot of work into my profile.

Help, what can I do to get started here? I need that first veri to open up the world of cock to me. "

Keep it simple. FAF usually works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one is responding to my mail, I try to be polite and offer them access to my love garden but they're too stuck up to reply.

I know it's not me, I put a lot of work into my profile.

Help, what can I do to get started here? I need that first veri to open up the world of cock to me. "

I have never not replied to a message, you must be going after tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only you was closer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Patience is the key lol"

Yyyaaaassssss!!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"No one is responding to my mail, I try to be polite and offer them access to my love garden but they're too stuck up to reply.

I know it's not me, I put a lot of work into my profile.

Help, what can I do to get started here? I need that first veri to open up the world of cock to me.

Keep it simple. FAF usually works "

No. Men are beautiful and far more than their cocks. Treating them like humans will help you in the long term Rubidoux.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you are doing wrong is only using the same copy and paste message. You need at least three or four templates. Noobs

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I feel you OP!

Get yourself to a social. Remember there are 1000s of women to every man on here and it can be hard to get their attention. They are all so handsome and witty that they have their pick of women.

Did I mention how handsome and witty they all are?

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Have you fabbed all their pics so they're more likely to see your username while also showing that you're really really interested in their cocks?

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

It's because you've got tit pics all over your profile op. Blokes don't want this stuff forced upon them. Once you've seen one pair of tits you've seen them all. Cover up and I'm sure you'll have more success. You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Patience is the key lol

Yyyaaaassssss!!!! "

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