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"Fuck this site has a lot of old people on it. Where's the youth of today? "Here  | |||
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"The only donkey I saw in Blackpool was weeping from its eye." Don’t tell me that, I’ll cry and have to go and save it. | |||
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"Fuck this site has a lot of old people on it. Where's the youth of today? "Too busy with selfies | |||
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"Fuck this site has a lot of old people on it. Where's the youth of today? "Asleep or uttering self love mantras. | |||
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"The only donkey I saw in Blackpool was weeping from its eye. Don’t tell me that, I’ll cry and have to go and save it." Go! Save it! Give it some loving strokes and see if you can get all of that goop to come out of its eye. | |||
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"Fuck this site has a lot of old people on it. Where's the youth of today?
Here "You're like a vision of wet, heaving, ample bosom unscarred by time. | |||
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"you could happily say I rode that donkey hard in Blackpool today and nobody would lift an eyebrow My name is Gaylord and nobody would snigger " Back in the good old days hey?? | |||
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"you could happily say I rode that donkey hard in Blackpool today and nobody would lift an eyebrow My name is Gaylord and nobody would snigger Back in the good old days hey??" I never knew a Gaylord. Did you? | |||
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"The only donkey I saw in Blackpool was weeping from its eye. Don’t tell me that, I’ll cry and have to go and save it. Go! Save it! Give it some loving strokes and see if you can get all of that goop to come out of its eye." Ewww. I’ll take Meli with me to deal with that. | |||
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"1578?? I’m not that bloody old." I'm sorry I didn't mean it like that.. | |||
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Okay... I will try.
Those were the days when you could say you were thirsty and no one thought you needed a good fucking. | |||
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"1578?? I’m not that bloody old. I'm sorry I didn't mean it like that.. " I’m almost afraid to ask.... what then? | |||
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"1578?? I’m not that bloody old. I'm sorry I didn't mean it like that.. I’m almost afraid to ask.... what then?" This might be hard to believe but sometimes I just type and hope for the best | |||
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Those were the days when you could say you were thirsty and no one thought you needed a good fucking. "Bravo! she whispers frantically to everyone, wtf is she on about? | |||
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"Fuck this site has a lot of old people on it. Where's the youth of today?
Too busy with selfies " What-eva | |||
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"1578?? I’m not that bloody old. I'm sorry I didn't mean it like that.. I’m almost afraid to ask.... what then? This might be hard to believe but sometimes I just type and hope for the best " You being cocky? | |||
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"Fuck this site has a lot of old people on it. Where's the youth of today?
Too busy with selfies
What-eva"Save this thread??? | |||
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"Fuck this site has a lot of old people on it. Where's the youth of today?
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You're like a vision of wet, heaving, ample bosom unscarred by time. "Yes, although if I didn't dye my hair and wear concealer you might be saying different | |||
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"1578?? I’m not that bloody old. I'm sorry I didn't mean it like that.. I’m almost afraid to ask.... what then? This might be hard to believe but sometimes I just type and hope for the best You being cocky?" The opposite | |||
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"The only donkey I saw in Blackpool was weeping from its eye. Don’t tell me that, I’ll cry and have to go and save it. Go! Save it! Give it some loving strokes and see if you can get all of that goop to come out of its eye. Ewww. I’ll take Meli with me to deal with that." We're going to have a lot of fun I can tell. | |||
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"Fuck this site has a lot of old people on it. Where's the youth of today?
Too busy with selfies
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Save this thread???"I dunno about being young | |||
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"Fuck this site has a lot of old people on it. Where's the youth of today?
Too busy with selfies
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I dunno about being young "Please save this thread. I’m begging ya. | |||
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"1578?? I’m not that bloody old. I'm sorry I didn't mean it like that.. I’m almost afraid to ask.... what then? This might be hard to believe but sometimes I just type and hope for the best You being cocky? The opposite " You went and had a sex change?  | |||
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"Those were the days when I could say I'm feeling a little queer and not receive 100 messages from closeted 50 year old men (I did good?)" Hang on, I’m all emotional... | |||
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"When you could go into a shop with £2 And come out with....wine....chocolates....crisps.... a new dress. But now there's cameras everywhere "My saviour has appeared. Beauty, brains and nimble fingers | |||
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"Those were the days when I could say I'm feeling a little queer and not receive 100 messages from closeted 50 year old men (I did good?) Hang on, I’m all emotional..." Totes emosh? | |||
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"When you could go into a shop with £2 And come out with....wine....chocolates....crisps.... a new dress. But now there's cameras everywhere
My saviour has appeared. Beauty, brains and nimble fingers "Lol I have nimble fingers but the other two I don't lol | |||
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"When you could go into a shop with £2 And come out with....wine....chocolates....crisps.... a new dress. But now there's cameras everywhere
My saviour has appeared. Beauty, brains and nimble fingers
Lol I have nimble fingers but the other two I don't lol "Shush | |||
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"When you could go into a shop with £2 And come out with....wine....chocolates....crisps.... a new dress. But now there's cameras everywhere
My saviour has appeared. Beauty, brains and nimble fingers
Lol I have nimble fingers but the other two I don't lol
Shush "Ok mistress lol | |||
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"Those were the days when I could say I'm feeling a little queer and not receive 100 messages from closeted 50 year old men (I did good?) Hang on, I’m all emotional... Totes emosh?" I have my confused face on again. It’s becoming normal with you. | |||
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"The thread title has me singing the bloody Mary Hopkin song! " We thought they’d never end.... | |||
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"When grandads could take pics of there grandkids playing in the park without funny looks and accusations" OMG save the date. LOO had something cool to say... | |||
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"I think in the real world most people are still less depraved than we are! At the moment I’m trying a ‘normal’ dating site too - and one of the guys I’m chatting to has mentioned his love of watersports! My teeth are firmly gritted! Anyone who knows me knows that most of the time I’m like a walking Viz comic - so how the hell im going to get through a ‘normal’ date I’ve no idea! "I think the normal date sites are worse than here. All that pent up sexual tension. Should dona thread on it. Anyways, good luck! | |||
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"I think in the real world most people are still less depraved than we are! At the moment I’m trying a ‘normal’ dating site too - and one of the guys I’m chatting to has mentioned his love of watersports! My teeth are firmly gritted! Anyone who knows me knows that most of the time I’m like a walking Viz comic - so how the hell im going to get through a ‘normal’ date I’ve no idea! "Oh like sailing and shit? 
I still inwardly snigger when my mum talks about something she saw on the BBC | |||
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"Those were the days when I could say I'm feeling a little queer and not receive 100 messages from closeted 50 year old men (I did good?) Hang on, I’m all emotional... Totes emosh? I have my confused face on again. It’s becoming normal with you." Yeah but I'd be boring otherwise | |||
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"Those were the days when I could say I'm feeling a little queer and not receive 100 messages from closeted 50 year old men (I did good?) Hang on, I’m all emotional... Totes emosh? I have my confused face on again. It’s becoming normal with you. Yeah but I'd be boring otherwise " No, you’d never be boring | |||
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"I think in the real world most people are still less depraved than we are! At the moment I’m trying a ‘normal’ dating site too - and one of the guys I’m chatting to has mentioned his love of watersports! My teeth are firmly gritted! Anyone who knows me knows that most of the time I’m like a walking Viz comic - so how the hell im going to get through a ‘normal’ date I’ve no idea!
Oh like sailing and shit?
I still inwardly snigger when my mum talks about something she saw on the BBC "Yeah sailing and shit! And ‘extreme skiing ‘ apparently (guessing that’s when you get off the nursery slopes?) Sounds a bit posh tbh! Do I impress him with my prowess during my one and only skiing lesson that the kids and I had a Christmas Eve treat after we ‘lost’ Santa?  | |||
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"I think in the real world most people are still less depraved than we are! At the moment I’m trying a ‘normal’ dating site too - and one of the guys I’m chatting to has mentioned his love of watersports! My teeth are firmly gritted! Anyone who knows me knows that most of the time I’m like a walking Viz comic - so how the hell im going to get through a ‘normal’ date I’ve no idea!
I think the normal date sites are worse than here. All that pent up sexual tension. Should dona thread on it. Anyways, good luck!"Actually my profile on there is pretty honest (like my fab one but without the ruder pictures) so I’m not having any issues to be fair! I’ve made it obvious that I’m sexually adventurous but I’m looking for that in the context of a real relationship - not an fb - and so far so good!
Anyway - sorry - back to your thread! | |||
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"I think in the real world most people are still less depraved than we are! At the moment I’m trying a ‘normal’ dating site too - and one of the guys I’m chatting to has mentioned his love of watersports! My teeth are firmly gritted! Anyone who knows me knows that most of the time I’m like a walking Viz comic - so how the hell im going to get through a ‘normal’ date I’ve no idea!
I think the normal date sites are worse than here. All that pent up sexual tension. Should dona thread on it. Anyways, good luck!"I totally agree with this....I told my friend at uni about fab....he joined here and a dating site before he met his now girlfriend...he was on both for six months....he had no meets and no sex here....He met 8 women and had sex with four of them on the famous dating site I won't mention ....dating sites are a lot worse  | |||
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"The only donkey I saw in Blackpool was weeping from its eye. Don’t tell me that, I’ll cry and have to go and save it." Pop into SX whilst you are in Blackpool! | |||
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"When grandads could take pics of there grandkids playing in the park without funny looks and accusations OMG save the date. LOO had something cool to say... "nothing to see here move along | |||
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"Days when you could hear about CBT and think 'I'm glad they're getting the psychiatric help they need' instead of 'why would they pay someone to clamp a mousetrap over their nads??'" To me, CBT is compulsory bike training! Can't ride a motorbike without doing that bit first lol | |||
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"I think in the real world most people are still less depraved than we are! At the moment I’m trying a ‘normal’ dating site too - and one of the guys I’m chatting to has mentioned his love of watersports! My teeth are firmly gritted! Anyone who knows me knows that most of the time I’m like a walking Viz comic - so how the hell im going to get through a ‘normal’ date I’ve no idea!
Oh like sailing and shit?
I still inwardly snigger when my mum talks about something she saw on the BBC
Yeah sailing and shit! And ‘extreme skiing ‘ apparently (guessing that’s when you get off the nursery slopes?)
Sounds a bit posh tbh!
Do I impress him with my prowess during my one and only skiing lesson that the kids and I had a Christmas Eve treat after we ‘lost’ Santa? "I find it funny when people talk about “wild swimming”. Where I’m from, in the summertime we swam in the sea. I wish I knew it had a name for it | |||
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"Days when you could hear about CBT and think 'I'm glad they're getting the psychiatric help they need' instead of 'why would they pay someone to clamp a mousetrap over their nads??' To me, CBT is compulsory bike training! Can't ride a motorbike without doing that bit first lol" Depending on the state of the road and the bike's suspension it could be a twofer. | |||
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"I think in the real world most people are still less depraved than we are! At the moment I’m trying a ‘normal’ dating site too - and one of the guys I’m chatting to has mentioned his love of watersports! My teeth are firmly gritted! Anyone who knows me knows that most of the time I’m like a walking Viz comic - so how the hell im going to get through a ‘normal’ date I’ve no idea!
I think the normal date sites are worse than here. All that pent up sexual tension. Should dona thread on it. Anyways, good luck!
I totally agree with this....I told my friend at uni about fab....he joined here and a dating site before he met his now girlfriend...he was on both for six months....he had no meets and no sex here....He met 8 women and had sex with four of them on the famous dating site I won't mention ....dating sites are a lot worse "I was on one and that was terrible too. Most of them weren’t even in this country and you could clearly see their pics were of different people | |||
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"Days when you could hear about CBT and think 'I'm glad they're getting the psychiatric help they need' instead of 'why would they pay someone to clamp a mousetrap over their nads??' To me, CBT is compulsory bike training! Can't ride a motorbike without doing that bit first lol" Exactly! and it wasn’t torture, it was ok really | |||
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"Days when you could hear about CBT and think 'I'm glad they're getting the psychiatric help they need' instead of 'why would they pay someone to clamp a mousetrap over their nads??' To me, CBT is compulsory bike training! Can't ride a motorbike without doing that bit first lol Depending on the state of the road and the bike's suspension it could be a twofer." Ok that’s funny | |||
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"The days when you could say normal stuff....without offending the cry baby idiot snowflake pc world idiots "You still can. | |||
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"The days when you could say normal stuff....without offending the cry baby idiot snowflake pc world idiots
You still can. "You can't....They have banned bacon at our uni canteen....A ginger bread man is now ginger bread person....There campaigning outside schools that teach same sex couples....Yet those people are from different religions and we're welcome here even though there different beliefs....but they are freaking about others being different....The list can go on about what you can and can't say now and it's just normal stuff that's being hammered by the pc world idiots | |||
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"The days when you could say normal stuff....without offending the cry baby idiot snowflake pc world idiots
You still can.
You can't....They have banned bacon at our uni canteen....A ginger bread man is now ginger bread person....There campaigning outside schools that teach same sex couples....Yet those people are from different religions and we're welcome here even though there different beliefs....but they are freaking about others being different....The list can go on about what you can and can't say now and it's just normal stuff that's being hammered by the pc world idiots "And your life has crashed and burned how? | |||
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"When you could go into a shop with £2 And come out with....wine....chocolates....crisps.... a new dress. But now there's cameras everywhere "ooo great joke. | |||
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"Ah “the good old days” when men were men” stood inside carrier bags in public loos..... all the public toilets have gone. When you could find a nice little parking spot in the countryside and have a picnic, now there’s a Hyundai parked there with knickers hanging from the rear view mirror " .. i never stood in a carrier bag in a public loo..i think i missed out now  | |||
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"Fuck this site has a lot of old people on it. Where's the youth of today? "Here I am | |||
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"The days when you could say normal stuff....without offending the cry baby idiot snowflake pc world idiots
You still can.
You can't....They have banned bacon at our uni canteen....A ginger bread man is now ginger bread person....There campaigning outside schools that teach same sex couples....Yet those people are from different religions and we're welcome here even though there different beliefs....but they are freaking about others being different....The list can go on about what you can and can't say now and it's just normal stuff that's being hammered by the pc world idiots "People have a right to be offended you know, just like you have a right to free speech and the consequences that come with it. Granted, the stuff your uni is doing is a bit pandering and in some cases down right silly but if it starts to change peoples attitudes to be more tolerant surely that is a good thing?. | |||
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"I think in the real world most people are still less depraved than we are! At the moment I’m trying a ‘normal’ dating site too - and one of the guys I’m chatting to has mentioned his love of watersports! My teeth are firmly gritted! Anyone who knows me knows that most of the time I’m like a walking Viz comic - so how the hell im going to get through a ‘normal’ date I’ve no idea!
I think the normal date sites are worse than here. All that pent up sexual tension. Should dona thread on it. Anyways, good luck!
I totally agree with this....I told my friend at uni about fab....he joined here and a dating site before he met his now girlfriend...he was on both for six months....he had no meets and no sex here....He met 8 women and had sex with four of them on the famous dating site I won't mention ....dating sites are a lot worse "I met both of my past fwb through regular dating sites. Over 3 years on here and all fucks I get end in off.. | |||
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"Like, dude, talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listenin'! " And right on Q  | |||
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"Ah “the good old days” when men were men” stood inside carrier bags in public loos..... all the public toilets have gone. When you could find a nice little parking spot in the countryside and have a picnic, now there’s a Hyundai parked there with knickers hanging from the rear view mirror .. i never stood in a carrier bag in a public loo..i think i missed out now "Perhaps they do/did things differently in Norfolk, Devon, Sunderland or wherever he’s from... | |||
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"The days when you could say normal stuff....without offending the cry baby idiot snowflake pc world idiots
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You can't....They have banned bacon at our uni canteen....A ginger bread man is now ginger bread person....There campaigning outside schools that teach same sex couples....Yet those people are from different religions and we're welcome here even though there different beliefs....but they are freaking about others being different....The list can go on about what you can and can't say now and it's just normal stuff that's being hammered by the pc world idiots "Oh come on, ‘they’ still allow you to torture the English language and make things up | |||
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"Ah “the good old days” when men were men” stood inside carrier bags in public loos..... all the public toilets have gone. When you could find a nice little parking spot in the countryside and have a picnic, now there’s a Hyundai parked there with knickers hanging from the rear view mirror .. i never stood in a carrier bag in a public loo..i think i missed out now
Perhaps they do/did things differently in Norfolk, Devon, Sunderland or wherever he’s from...". well I can't spend a penny in a carrier bag now ..they cost 5p | |||
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"Ah “the good old days” when men were men” stood inside carrier bags in public loos..... all the public toilets have gone. When you could find a nice little parking spot in the countryside and have a picnic, now there’s a Hyundai parked there with knickers hanging from the rear view mirror .. i never stood in a carrier bag in a public loo..i think i missed out now
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