FabSwingers.com forum: I just don't get it

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some people are so easily angered and I just don't get it, I'm so laid back the only time I've been angry is when I found out my parents had been stealing half my wages.

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So on the fun bus to work today there was this guy, he bought a ticket, easy, no problems. The driver says to him "you forgot your change mate" and it was like someone poured lime juice in this guys eye cut. He fucking exploded, punching grannies, throwing guide dogs, kicking toddlers.

I don't get how people can be this way, maybe it's because I'm sooooo laid back and cool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he was angry because he is rich and was offended the bus driver thinks he cares about change?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your buses take cash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you considered a career as a refrigerator?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

You travel on the special bus too. I just get smelly and window lickers on mine

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

Maybe angry because he is rich and had to share a bus with poor people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe he was angry because he is rich and was offended the bus driver thinks he cares about change? "

Don't be fucking ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your buses take cash

Yes!! We're not a complete nanny state cashless one world government yet sheeple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you considered a career as a refrigerator?"

What is this? Fucking clown hour on radio 4??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you considered a career as a refrigerator?

What is this? Fucking clown hour on radio 4??"

So laid back and chilled

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe angry because he is rich and had to share a bus with poor people

He was eating a greggs sosig roll, rich people don't take the bus

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

"Maybe angry because he is rich and had to share a bus with poor people

He was eating a greggs sosig roll, rich people don't take the bus"

Was it a vegan one? That might prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you considered a career as a refrigerator?"

Good reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your buses take cash

Yes!! We're not a complete nanny state cashless one world government yet sheeple "

Card only where I am, solves all those problems. Proper chilled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you considered a career as a refrigerator?

What is this? Fucking clown hour on radio 4??

So laid back and chilled

Cover blown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people are so easily angered and I just don't get it, I'm so laid back the only time I've been angry is when I found out my parents had been stealing half my wages.

Anyway

I don't get how people can be this way, maybe it's because I'm sooooo laid back and cool? "
i like being angry it gives me focus makes me stronger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the a bus driver had slept with his wife and he was looking an excuse to give off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe angry because he is rich and had to share a bus with poor people

He was eating a greggs sosig roll, rich people don't take the bus

Was it a vegan one? That might prove it"

Would a vegan have the strength to throw a guide dog from a bus??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was not the bus driver rubi btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you considered a career as a refrigerator?

What is this? Fucking clown hour on radio 4??

So laid back and chilled

Cover blown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was not the bus driver rubi btw

No. He lives down south, I imagine you more as a local driver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was not the bus driver rubi btw

No. He lives down south, I imagine you more as a local driver.

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just clearing that up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you considered a career as a refrigerator?

What is this? Fucking clown hour on radio 4??

So laid back and chilled

Cover blown

I don't know what this has to do with my true story but there were no covers and only one person was getting blown, it's Tuesday which means its Allan's turn with blowy bus Betty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was not the bus driver rubi btw

You'd take the change no doubt, bloody bus drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fanks for letting us know how cool and laid back you are!!

I do feel the same way though! I'm such a chilled out super cool person and people who get moody and angry easily make me feel so miserable! It's such a waste of energy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fanks for letting us know how cool and laid back you are!!

I do feel the same way though! I'm such a chilled out super cool person and people who get moody and angry easily make me feel so miserable! It's such a waste of energy. "

You're laid back like me? Seeing other people get angry makes me wanna waste their energy, yes I get you

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

People are not one dimensional

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Lie back retweet, let me fondle your coolness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lie back retweet, let me fondle your coolness."

Finally, a proper answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people are so easily angered and I just don't get it, I'm so laid back the only time I've been angry is when I found out my parents had been stealing half my wages.

Anyway

I don't get how people can be this way, maybe it's because I'm sooooo laid back and cool? "

You're taking the piss with this story , right?

I am laughing my tits off

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Your buses take cash

Yes, there are plenty of bus companies across the UK who take cash for ticket payments

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Lie back retweet, let me fondle your coolness.

Finally, a proper answer "

I shall try to get a rise out of you.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Some people are just cray cray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was not the bus driver rubi btw

You'd take the change no doubt, bloody bus drivers "
id cut a penny in half if it made 2p

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some people are so easily angered and I just don't get it, I'm so laid back the only time I've been angry is when I found out my parents had been stealing half my wages.

Anyway

I don't get how people can be this way, maybe it's because I'm sooooo laid back and cool?

You're taking the piss with this story , right?

I am laughing my tits off

I'm a chilled guy but I have my limits, my true story having its validity questioned by Jeremy Kyle and his lie detector kit???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lie back retweet, let me fondle your coolness.

Finally, a proper answer

I shall try to get a rise out of you. "

Is that an erection reference?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Lie back retweet, let me fondle your coolness.

Finally, a proper answer

I shall try to get a rise out of you.

Is that an erection reference?"

Of course not. I’m trying to make you angry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lie back retweet, let me fondle your coolness.

Finally, a proper answer

I shall try to get a rise out of you.

Is that an erection reference?

Of course not. I’m trying to make you angry.

Haha good luck, I'm like ice took a holiday to Jupiter's moon io and then ate an ice cream.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I get you. I'm always so laid back and cool about everything. People are just over the top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe if the guys on the bus again tomorrow you could ask him why he was angry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get you. I'm always so laid back and cool about everything. People are just over the top.

Meli knows, she's a cool cat, like me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe if the guys on the bus again tomorrow you could ask him why he was angry? "

He died, his anger burst violently from his anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe if the guys on the bus again tomorrow you could ask him why he was angry?

He died, his anger burst violently from his anus

Wait, did this happen before or after you died of heat exhaustion?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe if the guys on the bus again tomorrow you could ask him why he was angry?

He died, his anger burst violently from his anus

Wait, did this happen before or after you died of heat exhaustion? "

I know what you're thinking, the guy in your story retweet is you isn't it? Like the twist at the end of Stan, well no, I'm not, and to answer your question, obviously after

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I get you. I'm always so laid back and cool about everything. People are just over the top.

Meli knows, she's a cool cat, like me "

So cool I wasn't going to respond but it's a compliment and they are my catnip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe if the guys on the bus again tomorrow you could ask him why he was angry?

He died, his anger burst violently from his anus

Wait, did this happen before or after you died of heat exhaustion?

I know what you're thinking, the guy in your story retweet is you isn't it? Like the twist at the end of Stan, well no, I'm not, and to answer your question, obviously after "

Were you still naked?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get you. I'm always so laid back and cool about everything. People are just over the top.

Meli knows, she's a cool cat, like me

So cool I wasn't going to respond but it's a compliment and they are my catnip. "

Noted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe if the guys on the bus again tomorrow you could ask him why he was angry?

He died, his anger burst violently from his anus

Wait, did this happen before or after you died of heat exhaustion?

I know what you're thinking, the guy in your story retweet is you isn't it? Like the twist at the end of Stan, well no, I'm not, and to answer your question, obviously after

Were you still naked? "

Questions questions questions questions questions questions questions I'm gonna lose my shit in a minute, if I wasn't so chill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe if the guys on the bus again tomorrow you could ask him why he was angry?

He died, his anger burst violently from his anus

Wait, did this happen before or after you died of heat exhaustion?

I know what you're thinking, the guy in your story retweet is you isn't it? Like the twist at the end of Stan, well no, I'm not, and to answer your question, obviously after

Were you still naked?

Questions questions questions questions questions questions questions I'm gonna lose my shit in a minute, if I wasn't so chill "

Maybe you should go sit on the loo just in case?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe if the guys on the bus again tomorrow you could ask him why he was angry?

He died, his anger burst violently from his anus

Wait, did this happen before or after you died of heat exhaustion?

I know what you're thinking, the guy in your story retweet is you isn't it? Like the twist at the end of Stan, well no, I'm not, and to answer your question, obviously after

Were you still naked?

Questions questions questions questions questions questions questions I'm gonna lose my shit in a minute, if I wasn't so chill

Maybe you should go sit on the loo just in case? "

How's sitting on him gonna help?

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