New and original dirty van jokes

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By *obleton OP Man
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

I'm getting a bit sick of seeing the same tired old jokes written on the back of dirty vans so its high time we came up with some new ones.

I have 2 to contribute (both my own work):

Well Driven?

Dial 999 and report van stolen.

And

The only tool in here is the driver

More contributions welcomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish my cock was as clean as this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biggest nut on this vehicle is between the steering wheel and drivers seat

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester

I saw a Hollands van in Wigan that had "No pies are left in this van overnight" written on it.

Ooh it tickled me silly lol.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

'No illegal immigrants kept in this van over night'..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes my GF is as dirty as this van and can be reached 24 hrs a day on (insert your bank managers mobile number here!)

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