FabSwingers.com forum: Marmite

By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Are you a normal person, who sensibly hates the stuff?

Or are you a sick, twisted individual, who likes it?

For the record, I hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a normal person, who sensibly hates the stuff?

Or are you a sick, twisted individual, who likes it?

For the record, I hate it

Sick twisted individual here I'm afraid. I go through jars of the stuff...

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Never tried it, But if I don't like the smell or look of something I won't go near it

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Fellow sick twisted individual here

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Are you a normal person, who sensibly hates the stuff?

Or are you a sick, twisted individual, who likes it?

For the record, I hate it

Sick twisted individual here I'm afraid. I go through jars of the stuff..."

Just yuk!

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Only tried it once years ago and I hated it.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Not for me. I’ve a real sweet tooth.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Not for me. I’ve a real sweet tooth. "

Desserts?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Only tried it once years ago and I hated it. "

Brave...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Are you a normal person, who sensibly hates the stuff?

Or are you a sick, twisted individual, who likes it?

For the record, I hate it

Sorry that makes me sick and twisted, you can't beat a bit of beer poo on toast.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Result!!

The Marmite Haters are winning!

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Pfff, Marmite's for children - Marmite XO is for the serious, discerning, twisted pervert.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Pfff, Marmite's for children - Marmite XO is for the serious, discerning, twisted pervert."

You hardcore sicko...

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Pfff, Marmite's for children - Marmite XO is for the serious, discerning, twisted pervert.

You hardcore sicko..."

It starts at the breakfast table.

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Come on Marmite lovers, help us out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Result!!

The Marmite Haters are winning!

This is excellent research op I love it. I've always thought the love/hate was 50/50.

*Straps in for to watch the regional results come in....

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Come on Marmite lovers, help us out...

Accept you are in the minority...

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By *vesham cplCouple
over a year ago

Evesham

Marmite and cheese on toast, food of the mmmmmmmmm

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"Come on Marmite lovers, help us out...

Accept you are in the minority...

Never

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By *vesham cplCouple
over a year ago

Evesham

God's was removed

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Result!!

The Marmite Haters are winning!

This is excellent research op I love it. I've always thought the love/hate was 50/50.

*Straps in for to watch the regional results come in...."

Dare I ask if you have a Jon Snow-style Swingometer?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's horrible but strangely I quite liked the crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo a sickie here ... love it! With most things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Result!!

The Marmite Haters are winning!

This is excellent research op I love it. I've always thought the love/hate was 50/50.

*Straps in for to watch the regional results come in....

Dare I ask if you have a Jon Snow-style Swingometer?!!

Hahahahaha

I'm saying nothing

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"It's horrible but strangely I quite liked the crisps

Self-abuse at its' lowest form. Almost as bad as eating a McDonalds

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over a year ago

"It's horrible but strangely I quite liked the crisps

Self-abuse at its' lowest form. Almost as bad as eating a McDonalds

Oh steady on, that's a bit below the belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a big tablespoon of marmite stirred into my kimchi

Good for keeping the mosquitoes away too

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"It's horrible but strangely I quite liked the crisps

The Marmite Rice Cakes are lush too

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"It's horrible but strangely I quite liked the crisps

Self-abuse at its' lowest form. Almost as bad as eating a McDonalds

Oh steady on, that's a bit below the belt

Truth hurts..

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"It's horrible but strangely I quite liked the crisps

The Marmite Rice Cakes are lush too

Marmite on cardboard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's horrible but strangely I quite liked the crisps

Self-abuse at its' lowest form. Almost as bad as eating a McDonalds

Oh steady on, that's a bit below the belt

Truth hurts.."

I feel thoroughly ashamed

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"It's horrible but strangely I quite liked the crisps

Self-abuse at its' lowest form. Almost as bad as eating a McDonalds

Oh steady on, that's a bit below the belt

Truth hurts..

I feel thoroughly ashamed

Consider yourself reprimanded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's horrible but strangely I quite liked the crisps

Self-abuse at its' lowest form. Almost as bad as eating a McDonalds

Oh steady on, that's a bit below the belt

Truth hurts..

I feel thoroughly ashamed

Consider yourself reprimanded."

Can I request a personal hearing ?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"It's horrible but strangely I quite liked the crisps

Self-abuse at its' lowest form. Almost as bad as eating a McDonalds

Oh steady on, that's a bit below the belt

Truth hurts..

I feel thoroughly ashamed

Consider yourself reprimanded.

Can I request a personal hearing ?

Sister Lisa will be informed of your transgressions..

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By *rednwilma1Couple
over a year ago

york

One more sick and twisted individual here ...... love it, every morning on toast........ wouldn't get through the day without it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the smell but not the taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make that neck and neck so far.... but it's going to be a long night I'm sure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's horrible but strangely I quite liked the crisps

Self-abuse at its' lowest form. Almost as bad as eating a McDonalds

Oh steady on, that's a bit below the belt

Truth hurts..

I feel thoroughly ashamed

Consider yourself reprimanded.

Can I request a personal hearing ?

Sister Lisa will be informed of your transgressions..

Ok...it won't happen again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the smell but not the taste. "

Unlike some things

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I make that neck and neck so far.... but it's going to be a long night I'm sure...

Necking, you say?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love marmite

...sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make that neck and neck so far.... but it's going to be a long night I'm sure...

Necking, you say?!"

Necking and snogging are vastly underrated...

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By *tag and HellcatCouple
over a year ago

Notts/Derby

Screwed either way:

Ms H - loves it

Mr S - loathes it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 sickos here

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Im far from normal but I hate the stuff...

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Are you a normal person, who sensibly hates the stuff?

Or are you a sick, twisted individual, who likes it?

For the record, I hate it

Had it once on toast, not for me afraid.

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Marmite for the win....

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Marmite for the win....

A draw, at best, for the sickos...

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Are you a normal person, who sensibly hates the stuff?

Or are you a sick, twisted individual, who likes it?

For the record, I hate it

Had it once on toast, not for me afraid."

Have you recovered from that trauma yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adore marmite I add it to gravy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vile shiz that stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I adore marmite I add it to gravy too

Genius!

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Sick and twisted I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently the smell keeps mosquitoes off.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I (Luke) remember disliking it intensely as a child and haven't touched it since.

I have Australian family and their kids like Vegemite which is very similar. I have become a little more tolerant of that stuff.

I can't say where Hannah stands on the issue. She is American and may have been lucky enough to have been separated from it by an ocean.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I love it spread thick on my toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a marmite face as it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be really sick and twisted as I love it

In a sandwich with cheese

On toast(spread so thick it looks like it's been dipped in tar)

And on digestive biscuits

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"I adore marmite I add it to gravy too

Good choice. Good to put a dollop in the pan when doing roast potatoes too.

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By *ayman343Man
over a year ago

Maidenhead

Love it, I get real urges for it.

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By *andyman111Man
over a year ago

St Helens

Hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I don't like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it!

Connie

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Love it!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Are you a normal person, who sensibly hates the stuff?

Or are you a sick, twisted individual, who likes it?

For the record, I hate it

Mrs M loves the horrid spawn of Satan stuff.

Me, hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it!!! Especially spread really thick under the cheese if I'm making cheese on toast

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Marmite aside - what’s wrong with being a sick twisted individual?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Ambivalent to be honest...

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Can go thru a jar in a week, can leave it for month's.

Not had any this year at all.

So sort of like it, sort of don't mind not having it.

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By *arcuszMan
over a year ago

Billingshurst

Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boiled egg and Marmite sarnies! Smells like a fart but tastes like Christmas Day!! x x

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I don’t absolutely love it but I can tolerate it. My GP recommended it to help with my low vitamin B12 levels. Apart from cheese and crackers it’s also good in stews etc instead of Worcestershire sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it!

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Sick and twisted. Love it on crumpets with a mature cheese spread. Food of the Gods.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Hate it

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

And which version of Marmite we talking about?

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Some real Marmite artistry going on here. With cheese, with boiled eggs, on your roasties, in stew, in kimchi, in gravy, crisps, rice cakes. I'm gonna try them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the stuff, super thick on toast so you can't see the toast underneath nom nom

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Marmite aside - what’s wrong with being a sick twisted individual? "

Absolutely nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spread it thick.

Marmite crisps..

Marmite cashews..

Marmite chocolate....too far

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

You forgot marmite cheese.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Love it! On buttery toast, yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twiglets mmmmmmm have to suck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite is love. Marmite is life

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By *he OriginalsCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

I love marmite!!!! Anything salty in my mouth is a bonus for me

Sorry I’m twisted but love it

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"Love the stuff, super thick on toast so you can't see the toast underneath nom nom

Yes. So that you exhale Marmite fumes through your nose

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"A draw, at best, for the sickos..."

I think you may be behind

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Yep, love it

Marmite sarnies as a child but marmite on toast now.

It's also good on the toast of beans on toast

Jo x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Spread it thick.

Marmite crisps..

Marmite cashews..

Marmite chocolate....too far"

twiglets!!! I love twiglets ..... they taste like marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a normal person, who sensibly hates the stuff?

Or are you a sick, twisted individual, who likes it?

For the record, I hate it

Sorry that makes me sick and twisted, you can't beat a bit of beer poo on toast. "

Beer poo? Is that what it's made of? I like it on toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boiled egg and Marmite sarnies! Smells like a fart but tastes like Christmas Day!! x x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You forgot marmite cheese.

Yes, that works..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yuk! Vile stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love it! On buttery toast, yum!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm Marmite on toast with a cheese omelette

Yummy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm Marmite on toast with a cheese omelette

Yummy!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never been called normal thanks

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Cant beat crumpets with butter n marmite yummy feck im peckish now haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you like it try Pedigree gravy bones mmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, it seems the future colour of Fabs Britain is a tangy brown with a glossy finish. By a landslide. Hip hip........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I have tried the stuff, but I can't stand the smell so there isn't much chance I ever will.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Sick and twisted here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just reading the word makes my mouth water

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Just reading the word makes my mouth water

Can I have a go at making something else water

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Apparently Whoopi goldberg tried it once and said " it's like licking a cats arse" .

I dont know about her research on this .

So yes I hate it .

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I must be sick and twisted too then. I eat alot of it.

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By *shpred1Man
over a year ago

Romford

I'm a fan. Already mentioned above but cheese and marmite on toast is delicious.

Top tip, spread marmite on toast before adding beans and cheese, thank me later.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Apparently Whoopi goldberg tried it once and said " it's like licking a cats arse" .

I dont know about her research on this .

So yes I hate it ."

Is it weird to still like Twiglets though ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently Whoopi goldberg tried it once and said " it's like licking a cats arse" .

I dont know about her research on this .

So yes I hate it .

Is it weird to still like Twiglets though ??"

I like marmite in very small doses but love the twiglets and the cheese.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Love it spread thinly.

I Like Marmite crisps, twiglets burn after awhile so best to have them with some lager

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sick twisted individual all the way!

I like marmite too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love me some marmite on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh its made 3 mile from where i live... occasionally the smell travels

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Mmmm Marmite. It goes in most sandwiches I make, on toast & crumpets, added to gravy & stock. Must be really sick & twisted here

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I love it

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Mmmm Marmite. It goes in most sandwiches I make, on toast & crumpets, added to gravy & stock. Must be really sick & twisted here

Marmite and melted cheese on crumpets is the best.

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By *ave 42Man
over a year ago

pontefract

"Fellow sick twisted individual here

Another here who loves it

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I've had a dash through the list, and it looks like the lovers have it....I'm off to celebrate with a couple of rounds of toast and marmite!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Are you a normal person, who sensibly hates the stuff?

Or are you a sick, twisted individual, who likes it?

For the record, I hate it

Had it once on toast, not for me afraid.

Have you recovered from that trauma yet?

No,I may need some serious counseling and some comfort.

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