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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

My neighbour is outside singing “matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs”

I wouldn’t mind but she lives over a mile away across the bloody fields

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

I'm finding its turning the guys into monsters !! So damn rude most of them today !

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I'm finding its turning the guys into monsters !! So damn rude most of them today ! "

You can borrow my rifle, when I’ve finished with it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went for a hike earlier and got eaten alive by insects, atm that's my only gripe about the good weather

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I went for a hike earlier and got eaten alive by insects, atm that's my only gripe about the good weather "

Karma soap from lush is your friend (lemon grass oil is your friend)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My neighbour is outside singing “matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs”

I wouldn’t mind but she lives over a mile away across the bloody fields"

My neighbours grandkids are what spoils my days off for me. So fucking loud. You'd think there were an army of them, nope. 4.

Then there's the girl across the back of the garden who sings and sings and sings. Anything and everything until really late some nights. I want to pelt her with water bombs

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went for a hike earlier and got eaten alive by insects, atm that's my only gripe about the good weather

Karma soap from lush is your friend (lemon grass oil is your friend)"

Noted and thank you for the advice

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I went for a hike earlier and got eaten alive by insects, atm that's my only gripe about the good weather

Karma soap from lush is your friend (lemon grass oil is your friend)

Noted and thank you for the advice "

Closely related to citronella, repels quite a few different types of insects and you smell, well, lush

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"My neighbour is outside singing “matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs”

I wouldn’t mind but she lives over a mile away across the bloody fields

My neighbours grandkids are what spoils my days off for me. So fucking loud. You'd think there were an army of them, nope. 4.

Then there's the girl across the back of the garden who sings and sings and sings. Anything and everything until really late some nights. I want to pelt her with water bombs

P"

You’ll have to get me rifle off of Leah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My neighbour is outside singing “matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs”

I wouldn’t mind but she lives over a mile away across the bloody fields

My neighbours grandkids are what spoils my days off for me. So fucking loud. You'd think there were an army of them, nope. 4.

Then there's the girl across the back of the garden who sings and sings and sings. Anything and everything until really late some nights. I want to pelt her with water bombs

P

You’ll have to get me rifle off of Leah "

Dibsy the rifle after Leah

P

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"My neighbour is outside singing “matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs”

I wouldn’t mind but she lives over a mile away across the bloody fields

My neighbours grandkids are what spoils my days off for me. So fucking loud. You'd think there were an army of them, nope. 4.

Then there's the girl across the back of the garden who sings and sings and sings. Anything and everything until really late some nights. I want to pelt her with water bombs

P

You’ll have to get me rifle off of Leah

Dibsy the rifle after Leah

P"
I'll pass it on to you next but it will be empty so hope you have plenty of ammo lol

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


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You’ll have to get me rifle off of Leah

Dibsy the rifle after Leah

PI'll pass it on to you next but it will be empty so hope you have plenty of ammo lol "

Plenty of ammo Leah, I stocked up, it’s tourist season.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"

You’ll have to get me rifle off of Leah

Dibsy the rifle after Leah

PI'll pass it on to you next but it will be empty so hope you have plenty of ammo lol

Plenty of ammo Leah, I stocked up, it’s tourist season. "
haha don't you call the tourists grottles down there ?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I went for a hike earlier and got eaten alive by insects, atm that's my only gripe about the good weather

Karma soap from lush is your friend (lemon grass oil is your friend)"

As is marmite x

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"

You’ll have to get me rifle off of Leah

Dibsy the rifle after Leah

PI'll pass it on to you next but it will be empty so hope you have plenty of ammo lol

Plenty of ammo Leah, I stocked up, it’s tourist season. haha don't you call the tourists grottles down there ? "

Grockles but I quite like your term.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the hot weather as long as I don’t have to go to work. It just makes me want to have sex all the time. Sex, shower, sex, shower, sex- well you get it.

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I love the hot weather as long as I don’t have to go to work. It just makes me want to have sex all the time. Sex, shower, sex, shower, sex- well you get it."

. I need you for a neighbour, you can sing whatever you want and I am saddling up the noble steed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this weather but storms later here with us, you’ll be pleased to hear

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By *ecadent_Devon OP   Man
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I love this weather but storms later here with us, you’ll be pleased to hear "

Going to give my neighbour a copper lined sunhat. Be right back.

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I love the hot weather as long as I don’t have to go to work. It just makes me want to have sex all the time. Sex, shower, sex, shower, sex- well you get it."

Wanna trade houses with the family of devil-children I have to live next door to? They definitely haven't virtually destroyed the house, I promise....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the hot weather as long as I don’t have to go to work. It just makes me want to have sex all the time. Sex, shower, sex, shower, sex- well you get it.

Wanna trade houses with the family of devil-children I have to live next door to? They definitely haven't virtually destroyed the house, I promise.... "

Oh that must be bad. This heat and lots of hyperactive snot sprogs. My sympathies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love this weather but storms later here with us, you’ll be pleased to hear

Going to give my neighbour a copper lined sunhat. Be right back. "

Made me laugh, they can’t be that bad at singing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind it at all asking as in not in a 32 degree workshop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may be classed as miserable but I dislike it when it’s like this. It brings all the bellends out. The idiots driving around with their windows down and crap music blaring out, all the neighbours seemingly spending 16 hours a day doing gardening, the roads are all busy at weekends as soon as there’s a hint of sun and so much more

Despite that, I do kind of enjoy it. Though I’d much rather the temp was low to mid 20s, that’s pretty much spot on.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Had to do my makeup three times today as kept running in the heat

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I love the hot weather as long as I don’t have to go to work. It just makes me want to have sex all the time. Sex, shower, sex, shower, sex- well you get it.

Wanna trade houses with the family of devil-children I have to live next door to? They definitely haven't virtually destroyed the house, I promise....

Oh that must be bad. This heat and lots of hyperactive snot sprogs. My sympathies "

I'm just grateful they haven't set fire to my fence this summer.

So far...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a winter girl; Rain, thunderstorms, jumpers, fluffy socks.

I melt in this heat and I just feel lethargic

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