FabSwingers.com forum: Who wants to join me in the great fab pool party

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve got my speedos on and I’m sat at the pool bar with a nice cold G and T.

Anybody else coming, would you like a towel putting on a sun bed to read a good book or do you want to strip naked and ride an inflatable unicorn in the deep end.

How would you like to spend time at the pool party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant im working

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Id like a nice pina colada sitting by the pool please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn...wife sleeping, otherwise, we would have joined you.

A few drinks, some conversa, banter and giggles...

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Id like a nice pina colada sitting by the pool please

Would be very nice apart from the pina colada bit, but I’ll get you one. Oops sorry I seem to be looking down your bikini top

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Id like a nice pina colada sitting by the pool please

Would be very nice apart from the pina colada bit, but I’ll get you one. Oops sorry I seem to be looking down your bikini top

What bikini top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SPLASH!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"SPLASH!"

No bombing, as for bumming that’s with consent only and in the private changing cabins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sip and dip.

If only...

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I’ve got my speedos on and I’m sat at the pool bar with a nice cold G and T.

Anybody else coming, would you like a towel putting on a sun bed to read a good book or do you want to strip naked and ride an inflatable unicorn in the deep end.

How would you like to spend time at the pool party.

We'll strip naked and go in the pool thanks. Hopefully Lacey and Sam are coming in too.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve got my speedos on and I’m sat at the pool bar with a nice cold G and T.

Anybody else coming, would you like a towel putting on a sun bed to read a good book or do you want to strip naked and ride an inflatable unicorn in the deep end.

How would you like to spend time at the pool party.

We'll strip naked and go in the pool thanks. Hopefully Lacey and Sam are coming in too.

The life guards have lucked in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat here in thick heavy duty PPE that sounds fantastic, long cool beer please.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I would like to read a book with a Gin and tonic by my side please x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'll swim naked in the pool, then dry off while snoozing in the shade.

Iced water for me, please

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'll swim naked in the pool, then dry off while snoozing in the shade.

Iced water for me, please

With a slice of lemon?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'll swim naked in the pool, then dry off while snoozing in the shade.

Iced water for me, please

With a slice of lemon? "

Yes, and one in the ice water too

I’ll be relaxing in the pool with a book, it’s a fantastic way to unwind

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'll swim naked in the pool, then dry off while snoozing in the shade.

Iced water for me, please

With a slice of lemon?

Yes, and one in the ice water too

I’ll be relaxing in the pool with a book, it’s a fantastic way to unwind "

Moby Dick? Or are you just excited by the naked hotties

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Naked ride and cocktail

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Did someone say pool party? I'm in.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Did someone say pool party? I'm in.

VIP pass on its way

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By *arryWxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Catch out the Mojito’s. I’ll be there in a couple hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning fiddle.

Is there enough room for my rump in your pool? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Catch out the Mojito’s. I’ll be there in a couple hours!"

Oooh you are pretty. Can I sit with you? Haha

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Yes please fiddle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can dj and make a decent cocktail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg

I’m in!

I’m going in the pool but will have a G&T on the side

Thanks!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Did someone say pool party? I'm in.

VIP pass on its way

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Morning fiddle.

Is there enough room for my rump in your pool? Haha"

There’s always room for another, we just might have to squished up together that’s all.

Park your bum here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, can I have a glass of vimto cordial with ice please, I can sit on the side and dip my toes in x

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I’m in, can I have a glass of vimto cordial with ice please, I can sit on the side and dip my toes in x "

You can sit in the pool with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm there!

Can I have a margarita please

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm there!

Can I have a margarita please

Ooh, margarita flavoured smooches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm there!

Can I have a margarita please

Ooh, margarita flavoured smooches

Paws off my beverage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in, can I have a glass of vimto cordial with ice please, I can sit on the side and dip my toes in x

You can sit in the pool with me

Shallow end x

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I guess I'll be cleaning the pool after the fun subsides.

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By *utty_JiggleCouple
over a year ago

Black Country

Can I squeeze in with a woo woo please? Preferably with lots of ice.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm there!

Can I have a margarita please

Ooh, margarita flavoured smooches

Paws off my beverage!

You can have the drink, I’ll just have the flavoured smooches from you

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I’m in, can I have a glass of vimto cordial with ice please, I can sit on the side and dip my toes in x

You can sit in the pool with me

Shallow end x

I think it’s useful to hide what we’re doing under the water

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Died of thirst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I squeeze in with a woo woo please? Preferably with lots of ice.

Havent had a woowoo in years. Would love one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a high diving board?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shallow end pool volleyball anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shallow end pool volleyball anyone?"

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shallow end pool volleyball anyone?

I'm in!

Yay! It'll have to be you vs me.. till others join in.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"I’ve got my speedos on and I’m sat at the pool bar with a nice cold G and T.

Anybody else coming, would you like a towel putting on a sun bed to read a good book or do you want to strip naked and ride an inflatable unicorn in the deep end.

How would you like to spend time at the pool party.

Definitely naked and unicorn sounds fun the G&T is an added bonus..l

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

I'm in. Could do with someone to apply suncream to my sensitive bits though...

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Yum human soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow up the lilo Fiddle, I'm just gonna float around letting my sweat drip into the pool

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh! Can we join please? John will be in the pool and I will people watch with a long cold cocktail please

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

When I’m not by the pool here I’m in Skegvagas

( that’s where I’m working today)

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I’ve got my speedos on and I’m sat at the pool bar with a nice cold G and T.

Anybody else coming, would you like a towel putting on a sun bed to read a good book or do you want to strip naked and ride an inflatable unicorn in the deep end.

How would you like to spend time at the pool party.

I’ll have my arms and legs wrapped round you in the pool with a naughty glint in my eyes.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve got my speedos on and I’m sat at the pool bar with a nice cold G and T.

Anybody else coming, would you like a towel putting on a sun bed to read a good book or do you want to strip naked and ride an inflatable unicorn in the deep end.

How would you like to spend time at the pool party.

I’ll have my arms and legs wrapped round you in the pool with a naughty glint in my eyes.

I think that’s most agreeable.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Blow up the lilo Fiddle, I'm just gonna float around letting my sweat drip into the pool

Peach x"

Great it’ll save topping it up.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Just here to perv you in budgie smugglers

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I’ve got my speedos on and I’m sat at the pool bar with a nice cold G and T.

Anybody else coming, would you like a towel putting on a sun bed to read a good book or do you want to strip naked and ride an inflatable unicorn in the deep end.

How would you like to spend time at the pool party.

I’ll have my arms and legs wrapped round you in the pool with a naughty glint in my eyes.

I think that’s most agreeable.

Would you be able to control yourself?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I can dj and make a decent cocktail

Do you do requests

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By *handraWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

Naked in the shallow end and looking for kisses xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm there!

Can I have a margarita please

Matgarita. My favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can dj and make a decent cocktail

Do you do requests

All night long

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Party is going strong now, I think it’s time for these trunks to come off, look away ladies.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve got my speedos on and I’m sat at the pool bar with a nice cold G and T.

Anybody else coming, would you like a towel putting on a sun bed to read a good book or do you want to strip naked and ride an inflatable unicorn in the deep end.

How would you like to spend time at the pool party.

I’ll have my arms and legs wrapped round you in the pool with a naughty glint in my eyes.

I think that’s most agreeable.

Would you be able to control yourself?

Of course not, would you want me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in .. literally

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I can dj and make a decent cocktail

Do you do requests

All night long

My sort of dj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just home from my last day day of work for a while

..I’m jumping in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a spa area to relax in the background and enjoy a cocktail?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Is there a spa area to relax in the background and enjoy a cocktail?"

If you want it, it’s there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a shaded area I can hide in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a shaded area I can hide in?

Under the dj booth

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Is there a shaded area I can hide in?

There is, but I could equally apply a very effective sun block and give you a wide brimmed hat.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Dive bombing in.....YEHAAAAHHHHHH ........sorry Rubi....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dive bombing in.....YEHAAAAHHHHHH ........sorry Rubi....

It's OK, the splashes cooled me down

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Dive bombing in.....YEHAAAAHHHHHH ........sorry Rubi....

It's OK, the splashes cooled me down

If we all splash Rubi with some kind of liquid, surely that will help cool her down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This would be absolutely ace right now!

I've settled for the garden hose

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford

"This would be absolutely ace right now!

I've settled for the garden hose

I might have to settle for another skinny dip in the river

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Right you lot that have been here all day, those with the red bands must remove all swim wear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. I'm jumping in head first

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Dive bombing in.....YEHAAAAHHHHHH ........sorry Rubi....

Hey you! In my G&T

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Oooh yes please

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