FabSwingers.com forum: Misleading band names

By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I once got The Carpenters round to build me a garden shed and I have to say that the work was very shoddy.

And Mike and the Mechanics made a right mess of my car. Didn't have a clue.

Anyone else got similar examples?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once hired The Str@nglers and asked for a hit, they played Golden Brown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Derek and the Dominoes were quite good in pubs back in the day

Martha's Muffins were a bit of a one hit wonder though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gerry and the Pacemakers did nothing for my Grans heart

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I once hired The Str@nglers and asked for a hit, they played Golden Brown. "

Clever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Texas came round at the weekend, didn't bring any of the garden furniture I ordered!

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Derek and the Dominoes were quite good in pubs back in the day

Martha's Muffins were a bit of a one hit wonder though."

To be fair Martha and the Muffins were a nice bit of crumpet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Rolling Stones are apparently hopeless if there's an avalanche

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Professor Green's knowledge of applied quantum physics is sketchy at best

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

The Jam never even got to mine. They were stuck on The M6.

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By *easide funMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire Coast

I ordered some Meatloaf - it was just sweaty and made me ill, I got The Cure in, thinking that would help but nope! I thought I’d spice it up with some Red Hot Chilli Peppers but that left me in Dire Straits, The Police turned up as I’d made a bit of a Clash but they were a right Motley Crew, so I asked them to leave through The Doors. I popped to the loo to vomit, it was a Deep Purple colour but a quick brush of the teeth and I was ready for a Kiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men at Work? The laziest bunch of bastards I can remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to roll them down the hill but The Stones didn't move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Members...not one affiliation card between them.....stood up to scrutiny pretty well though

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Machine Gun Kelly were a bit harsh..

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

My roof was left in a shocking state after a visit from Bonnie Tyler

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

EELS are not aquatic snake like creatures

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

I had that Rage Against the Machine over at mine.

They didn't say a word to my microwave.

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I had that Rage Against the Machine over at mine.

They didn't say a word to my microwave. "

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Men at Work? The laziest bunch of bastards I can remember."

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I thought I’d give the Happy Monday’s a bash but I don’t know why I don’t like Monday’s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Cardigans do not keep me warm.

Blur on the other hand were great opticians.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phoned the Police to report s crime, bloke on the other end kept talking about some sort of Sting operation.

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

I was disappointed when Marc Almond didn't rate my nuts...

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Spandau Ballet couldn't pirouette to save their lives

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Anyone met with the buzzcocks or steely Dan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnny Cash didn't have any change for the condom machine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had some 'hot chocolate' last night I still don't believe in miracles... started today with some 'Orange Juice' but it was sour ..so guess il have to Rip it up and start again..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 23/07/19 10:26:56]"
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I once greeted a yorkshireman ..and all he said was 'ELO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Spice Girls.

not one of them as owned a sweet shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arctic monkeys must be finding this heatwave tough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Beastie Boys were quite pleasant and treated their parents well.

The Ordinary Boys were something special though the Specials was just one ordinary man.

Spice Girls weren't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They Might Be Giants..

. 6 foot at the most.. big letdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorhead cmon no engines in sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turns out Madonna is no Virgin Mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw rage against the machine....... But the printer always buggers up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ordered some Meatloaf - it was just sweaty and made me ill, I got The Cure in, thinking that would help but nope! I thought I’d spice it up with some Red Hot Chilli Peppers but that left me in Dire Straits, The Police turned up as I’d made a bit of a Clash but they were a right Motley Crew, so I asked them to leave through The Doors. I popped to the loo to vomit, it was a Deep Purple colour but a quick brush of the teeth and I was ready for a Kiss. "

Brilliant!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Coldplay just asked me for an orgy. In the middle of summer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shawaddywaddy cmon!!!!!

Black eyed peas I mean fergie is a blonde and peas in a pod really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnny Cash -he wanted some money for some condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rang the police: due to cutbacks they said I had to leave a message in a Bottle..

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Turns out Blondie had black pubes and Pink well actually she is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shania didn't even bother turning up. Well they do say never the Twain shall meet...

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

Suede wore Denim wore Corduroy wore Felt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if Bread and the Jam ever got together

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Scissor Sisters really didn't cut it for me

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I wonder if Bread and the Jam ever got together"

Actually they did, alongside Marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Earth wind and fire cmon were they God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had Rag n Bone Man around yesterday he dumped a fridge freezer in the garden and stole my grandsons trampoline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The flying pickets walked and didn't even have signs. Fucking nay-sayers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taylor Swift? I've heard she couldn't beat a tortoise running down hill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolling Stones I mean gather no moss they've picked up a load of moss on the way down that hill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turns out Van Morisson didn't even have a licence to drive let along own a high sided vehicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to see The Cure. Load of bollox I'm still full of flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Sabbath turned up on a sunny Monday ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ac/dc couldn’t sort my electrics out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Rolling Stones are apparently hopeless if there's an avalanche "

Also they were shit when I employed then to gather moss for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Rolling Stones are apparently hopeless if there's an avalanche

Also they were shit when I employed then to gather moss for me

Didn't see Gerry get there first hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take That? Couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad Manners were really polite.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

The Kinks were most disappointing - lights out and two minutes of missionary!

That Queen certainly didn't look like the short, posh, little old lady I was expecting to see

Yes simply said no

And Thirty Seconds to Mars set off for the red planet at least 4 years ago

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By *oxladMan
over a year ago

WORKSOP

I always thought the Zombies were dead good!

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Sparks couldn't even wire a plug

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not a feather or beak to be seen, when they sang Hotel California yet again

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

The Who all introduced themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls Aloud. .

never seen one in the Royal Burgess Golf Club Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was going to see Lulu but didn't have a 20p coin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnny Rotten.. apparently he's a very nice and pleasant man to meet..

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Garbage... quite a good band I think.

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Prefab Sprout was actually a brick-built cauliflower

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Culture Club came round the other day and did nothing but burp, fart and swear

U2 looked nothing like a 1950s spy plane when I saw them

Echo was alright but the Bunnymen didn't look anything like rabbits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Dead Kennedys were surprisingly lively.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Shadows..

Saw 'em as plain as day I did indeed I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kings of leon where is leon?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Tina Turner didn't turn

The Beatles turned out to be flies

TRex was a pussycat and as for the pussycat dolls they teddy bears in disguise

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

The Prodigy seemed of average ability.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Tommy steele gave me a present!

The Supremes were second rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inxs I mean he buggered of and joined his immortal coil how could you have enough of him........... Paula

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inxs I mean he buggered of and joined his immortal coil how could you have enough of him........... Paula

"
off ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christian deth. There's no Christians, nor any deth

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Met the beach boys on broad street in birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bananarama nuff said

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Had a fight with chumbawumba, he didn't get up again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Foo Fighters are rubbish in battle, Placebo failed to cure my ills and the Presidents of the USA have never lived in the White House...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok Go were just "fine" and stuck around for ages.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Had a visit from Iggy and the stooges ...no fun at all..must have been an off day for them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a police officer, I brought Supergrass in for questioning.

They knew nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George zippy and bungle weren’t in Rainbow ?? , very misleading indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The village people kinda wasn’t what was expected at the church fate

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I met Penetration but they couldn't get hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefab Sprout was actually a brick-built cauliflower "

This made my day

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

X Ray Spex were telling me a pack of lies - I could see right through them

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Orchestral Manouevres In The Dark turned up in a Nissan Micra (not a tank), it was broad daylight, they weren't in army gear and there was just two of them, no wind section, timpani, strings....nothing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefab Sprout was actually a brick-built cauliflower

This made my day

Magnificent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Butthole Surfers couldn't catch a wave to save their lives

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Prefab Sprout was actually a brick-built cauliflower

This made my day

Was quite proud of myself for that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Three degrees..they were hot !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status Quo didn't really help me keep my existing state of affairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob Marley and the Wailers were far to upbeat for my gran's funeral .

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Adele was nothing more than a desert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depeche Mode wore rubbish clothes and never spoke a word of French .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terry Hall and co were nothing special...

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I hired the Killers - bloody hopeless. Donald Trump is still alive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turns out The Rolling Stones only know how to rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Texas came round at the weekend, didn't bring any of the garden furniture I ordered!"

Think you need to be of a certain age for that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Earth, Wind and Fire were more Mud, breeze and embers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hall and Oates weren’t the agricultural bulk transport company I had hoped for. I can’t go for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned that Manchester band away from my club for signing in under false names....The Smiths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot Chocolate were hopeless running a cafe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had some electrical problems and found AC/DC in the yellow pages, almost blew up

My house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Thompson Twins ..couldn't count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Led Zeppelin never supplied any lit up dirigible..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It turns out every member of UB40 we’re actually self employed musicians.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boy George, he wasn't a boy and didn't wear any ASDA clothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had wanted the sound of the coast at home.. but wasted money on A Flock of Seagulls..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wings were no good for trying to fly from a roof top..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked for advice on dog food; the Pet Shop Boys were clueless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joy Division were not the barrel of laughs I was expecting..

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Fine Young Cannibals turned out to be a bunch of scruffy old vegans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr Feelgood had rubbish bedside manner.

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

Was annoyed to find out Kate Bush has a Brazilian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Smiths were just a bunch of Joneses.

Motorhead don't do oral.

The Fall remain upright.

Peaches is just one peach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Velvet Underground? They covered the buses and trams too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dr Feelgood had rubbish bedside manner."
Dr Hook wasn't much better

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

I went to see the Sea Girls and they are an all male band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kool & the Gang are useless in this heat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Florence doesn't actually own a machine

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Florence doesn't actually own a machine

And she doesn't carry a lamp or know Dougal, Brian and Zebidee!!

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I once hired The Waitresses for a swingers party - kept dropping hot soup in the laps of all the men. Completely ruined the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goldie looking chain

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

This thread is VERY funny

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

The Petshop boys never worked in a Petshop. Heard they liked Hamsters though

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Right said Fred.....before turning left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marc Almond . Completely nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Cure.... didnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eric Clapton .

he celebrates his favourite football team scoring a goal for far too long

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By *overt711CoolMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

UB40 were mostly in their early twenties and I was a teenager.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Rembrandts were not painters

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

2 Unlimited turned out to be very, very, limited.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The commitments if they were committed where are they now?

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I hired Pilot to fly me to Spain. We ended up in Mongolia - by bus. No idea how to fly a plane.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The Housemartins lived in a flat and were called Paul, Norman, Stan and Hugh and they didn't swallow either

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

The hives

Worst beekeepers ever

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

Radiohead

No matter how much I turned his nob I could not get jazz fm

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Radiohead

No matter how much I turned his nob I could not get jazz fm"

I bet you got Jizz FM though

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The bling crosbies do actually wear a bit of bling ..I fancy getting a sparkly jacket now

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Men at Work? The laziest bunch of bastards I can remember."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smokie..I couldn't make them out at all

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

The Charlatans - turned out to be honest guys

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Smashing Pumpkins - couldn't help with my autumn vegetable pie making at all, most disappointing

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Deep Purple were more of a pale lilac to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes............... I mean yes what if it was a sexy woman I get it. ' yes Gerry I did eat pineapple '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nine Inch Nails... I can believe 'hard as nails'

but come on - 9 inch!

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Smashing Pumpkins - couldn't help with my autumn vegetable pie making at all, most disappointing "

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Once hired the Monkees for a chimps tea party. Turns out they were all human. Well apart from Micky Dolenz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently discovered that absolutely nobody had any bad feelings towards ‘’Public Enemy’

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The happy Mondays can just fuck right off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maroon 5 - they're not marooned on an island where they can no longer make their shit wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rag n bone man didn’t take my old fridge away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stranglers... if they are still around i could suggest someone ??????

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The Smiths did a terrible job on Dobbin's hooves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meatloaf.......... Just no

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

The fine young cannibals refused to eat the body.....now I've got to dig a hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex pistols...well...who the hell fucks a gun!!!!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Adam dudnt have any ants, not even flying ones

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Bought my bride The Wedding Present - turned out to be 4 blokes from Leeds. She wanted a toaster.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Was out in the desert for days.

Finally stumbled upon an Oasis only to find to bell ends wearing Parkas.

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Was out in the desert for days.

Finally stumbled upon an Oasis only to find to bell ends wearing Parkas."

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I once asked for Native german speakers ........I got the Kaiser Chiefs

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