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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

Wtf?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

Wtf?!

I know, I'm not sure what to make of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the context, I've always found them good fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

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i suppose its better than the beached whale ones i get now and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on the context, I've always found them good fun

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this is true...see all good

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Depends on the context, I've always found them good fun

This!

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By *.H.SMan
over a year ago

London

Who ever said that tbh was out of order

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

i suppose its better than the beached whale ones i get now and then"

Oh, don't worry, his prior comment was "stupid fat slag"

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

Do I have to take my shoes off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who ever said that tbh was out of order "

You should see some of the other shit I get!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

Do I have to take my shoes off?

And you can only play for 5 mins!

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By *harliebluestockingsCouple
over a year ago

london

Block the muppets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

Bright, colourful, fun ...

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Who ever said that tbh was out of order

You should see some of the other shit I get!

Sexually frustrated does nothing for some... ignore and block.

Plus I've seen you... and I would

you are gorgeous xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Block the muppets "

Obviously....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you not just block men from messaging you? Then they can't be rude?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who ever said that tbh was out of order

You should see some of the other shit I get!

Sexually frustrated does nothing for some... ignore and block.

Plus I've seen you... and I would

you are gorgeous xxx"

Oh of course! My block list is extensive!

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

i suppose its better than the beached whale ones i get now and then

Oh, don't worry, his prior comment was "stupid fat slag"

Did you reject him by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well your one castle I would love to bounce on!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

Everyone loves a good bouncy castle! I'd take it as a complement

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By *.H.SMan
over a year ago

London

I understand we not won't appeal to everyone but abuse is just chilidish imo ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

i suppose its better than the beached whale ones i get now and then

Oh, don't worry, his prior comment was "stupid fat slag"

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silly man . You look lovely x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you not just block men from messaging you? Then they can't be rude? "

I could....but then that stops all men messaging me, and I speak to a lot of guys from the forums.

I shouldn't have to.

This wasn't a winge about the abuse I get. I mean, it's not nice but I've been here over a decade, I'm used to it. More just making light of one of the funnier insults.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

5 minutes of fun with no shoes on = good.

Goes down on you when the switch is flicked = promising

Someone watching the fun with a stopwatch = not fun.

Looking amazing Eileen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

i suppose its better than the beached whale ones i get now and then

Oh, don't worry, his prior comment was "stupid fat slag"

Did you reject him by any chance?"

Technically, I didn't....merely suggested he read my profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well your one castle I would love to bounce on!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

i suppose its better than the beached whale ones i get now and then

Oh, don't worry, his prior comment was "stupid fat slag"

silly man . You look lovely x"

Thanks doll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

i suppose its better than the beached whale ones i get now and then

Oh, don't worry, his prior comment was "stupid fat slag"

That's disgusting why would someone want to say that to anybody.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

5 minutes of fun with no shoes on = good.

Goes down on you when the switch is flicked = promising

Someone watching the fun with a stopwatch = not fun.

Looking amazing Eileen

thanks muchly!

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By *.H.SMan
over a year ago

London

Fab can be a strange and weird place at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who doesn't love a bouncy castle? Great fun, a good laugh, nice and sloppy and difficult to keep control on....all good

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’m sorry but this made me giggle. I do love a bounce but charge more than £2 a go if I had to put a price on it. Definitely take your socks and shoes off. No more than 2 at a time. Your parents can’t watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

i suppose its better than the beached whale ones i get now and then

Oh, don't worry, his prior comment was "stupid fat slag"

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love it when men cant handle rejection then the child throwing a tantrum comes out in them lol. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fab can be a strange and weird place at times

Never a dull moment though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m sorry but this made me giggle. I do love a bounce but charge more than £2 a go if I had to put a price on it. Definitely take your socks and shoes off. No more than 2 at a time. Your parents can’t watch. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

i suppose its better than the beached whale ones i get now and then

Oh, don't worry, his prior comment was "stupid fat slag"

Did you reject him by any chance?

Technically, I didn't....merely suggested he read my profile

You have your answer, you had a close escape.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

i suppose its better than the beached whale ones i get now and then

Oh, don't worry, his prior comment was "stupid fat slag"

Did you reject him by any chance?

Technically, I didn't....merely suggested he read my profile

You have your answer, you had a close escape."

Anyone man who asks to meet me is wasting his time, I couldn't make that clearer I don't think lol

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By *.H.SMan
over a year ago

London

Meeting up lol straight away cor blimey what happened to talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you not just block men from messaging you? Then they can't be rude?

I could....but then that stops all men messaging me, and I speak to a lot of guys from the forums.

I shouldn't have to.

This wasn't a winge about the abuse I get. I mean, it's not nice but I've been here over a decade, I'm used to it. More just making light of one of the funnier insults."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love bouncy castles. Take it as a compliment. Your bloody beautiful with a gorgeous curvaceous figure that gives me a girly flutter when I look at your pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love bouncy castles. Take it as a compliment. Your bloody beautiful with a gorgeous curvaceous figure that gives me a girly flutter when I look at your pics

I'll take that!

Thank you!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

How long can we go on for?

For insults like the OP has received, it says more about him than about her

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

With out reading the thread would I be right in guessing this was after a polite thanks but no thanks.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

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dont be insulted he needs to grow up and have some respect . Ur beautiful and have an amazing figure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got called fat

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Safety first, we are going to need to tie you down. Sorry but rules is rules.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

If I saw a bouncy castle that looked like you, you'd never get me off the damn thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With out reading the thread would I be right in guessing this was after a polite thanks but no thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got called fat

Christ! If you're fat, they need a new word for me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Safety first, we are going to need to tie you down. Sorry but rules is rules. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

If I saw a bouncy castle that looked like you, you'd never get me off the damn thing.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"With out reading the thread would I be right in guessing this was after a polite thanks but no thanks.

Just call me meg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

I've always enjoyed getting sweaty in a bouncy castle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should unleash the man unit on him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With out reading the thread would I be right in guessing this was after a polite thanks but no thanks.

Just call me meg

When you've been on site as long as we veterans, we know what happens lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say you've been insulted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should unleash the man unit on him

He's at work...lol it was overnight anyway and they blocked me before I could send a witty response

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd say you've been insulted"

But that never happens?! Surely not!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"With out reading the thread would I be right in guessing this was after a polite thanks but no thanks.

Just call me meg

When you've been on site as long as we veterans, we know what happens lol

You mean I'm not special. God damn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got called fat

WTF?

But, better than being asked..”Do GreenPeace know you’re in captivity?”

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I look like a bouncy castle...

I'm confused. Is that an insult?

Has anyone actually created a bouncy castle in the shape of a human body? For swingers clubs/festivals etc.

And if so, is there a company called Bernie’s Bouncy Bodies?

If the answer to both the above is yes, I need to get on the Mongham village fete committee

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By *ardy279Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Probably means he wants to bounce on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With out reading the thread would I be right in guessing this was after a polite thanks but no thanks.

Just call me meg

When you've been on site as long as we veterans, we know what happens lol

You mean I'm not special. God damn it

Who said you aren't special?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably means he wants to bounce on you

*shudder*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of blowin followed by 20 mins of fun maybe?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"With out reading the thread would I be right in guessing this was after a polite thanks but no thanks.

Just call me meg

When you've been on site as long as we veterans, we know what happens lol

You mean I'm not special. God damn it

Who said you aren't special?

Ohhh errrr fancy a bounce

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I prefer inflatable pubs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Sometimes I have been known to compare a woman's body to the best theme park ever ... it's meant as a compliment ..lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Has anyone been compared to the big red balls on wipeout?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone been compared to the big red balls on wipeout?"
no but I've been called spacehoppers before lol.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Has anyone been compared to the big red balls on wipeout? no but I've been called spacehoppers before lol."

That seems a bit wrong lol

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Has anyone been compared to the big red balls on wipeout? no but I've been called spacehoppers before lol."

With lower gravity on the moon, do you think there will be a disproportionate number of large breasted women as colonists, as the environmental conditions could alleviate back ache?

Asking for Richard Branson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone been compared to the big red balls on wipeout? no but I've been called spacehoppers before lol.

That seems a bit wrong lol"
the shit us women hear is unbelievable lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone been compared to the big red balls on wipeout? no but I've been called spacehoppers before lol.

With lower gravity on the moon, do you think there will be a disproportionate number of large breasted women as colonists, as the environmental conditions could alleviate back ache?

Asking for Richard Branson "
I'd live anywhere if it stopped my backache lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone been compared to the big red balls on wipeout? no but I've been called spacehoppers before lol.

With lower gravity on the moon, do you think there will be a disproportionate number of large breasted women as colonists, as the environmental conditions could alleviate back ache?

Asking for Richard Branson I'd live anywhere if it stopped my backache lol. "

Preach!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ooo can you imagine larger boobed ladies naked on the moon .mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo can you imagine larger boobed ladies naked on the moon .mmmm"
think the man on the moon would be happy lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooo can you imagine larger boobed ladies naked on the moon .mmmm"

You could switch out "on the moon" with anything really couldn't you?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

So let’s just say I owned a piece of the moon and I built a habitation building up there (with bouncy castles and space hoppers). I would be inundated by women with large boobs? You know, just asking.

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