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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not well and Dotty is at home. I need tea, sympathy and someone to entertain me as I appear to have completed Netflix.

I'm accepting applications and auditioning interested parties now.

Tea

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

I have a good bedside manner and healing hands as well as having years of experience giving bed baths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Dotty is at home, why do you need a nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a cracking brew!

Also if you need something new to watch...Mr Mercedes is awesome

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Got my nurses uniform somewhere...

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

I know a nurse.

Dosnt help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a corn, a bruisey bruise, womb doom and tired.

My nursey needs are greater than yours. I'm gonna steal your nurse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If Dotty is at home, why do you need a nurse

She's at her home, not mine. She lives 300 miles away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can suggest herbal remedies if you like... Not great on the sympathy I'm afraid

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I have a corn, a bruisey bruise, womb doom and tired.

My nursey needs are greater than yours. I'm gonna steal your nurse.

I can add you to my rounds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Dotty is at home, why do you need a nurse

She's at her home, not mine. She lives 300 miles away. "

Ahhh...in that case I’ll make you dinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a corn, a bruisey bruise, womb doom and tired.

My nursey needs are greater than yours. I'm gonna steal your nurse.

Nooooooo!

Maybe we could share a nurse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a corn, a bruisey bruise, womb doom and tired.

My nursey needs are greater than yours. I'm gonna steal your nurse.

I can add you to my rounds?

Yes please. Bring a big fat pizza and chocolate milkshake if you would. I'll cry after eating it though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can suggest herbal remedies if you like... Not great on the sympathy I'm afraid "

The sympathy is the key ingredient!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If Dotty is at home, why do you need a nurse

She's at her home, not mine. She lives 300 miles away.

Ahhh...in that case I’ll make you dinner

Ah thanks!

What's on the menu?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Excuse me Mr Tea but what is this?

Dotty x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Dotty is at home, why do you need a nurse

She's at her home, not mine. She lives 300 miles away. "
thought i had it tough good man

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I'm a District Nurse, ways happy to help

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Tell me your symptoms and I'll see what I can do.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I have a corn, a bruisey bruise, womb doom and tired.

My nursey needs are greater than yours. I'm gonna steal your nurse.

I can add you to my rounds?

Yes please. Bring a big fat pizza and chocolate milkshake if you would. I'll cry after eating it though.

Certainly, can fit those in the basket on my "Call the Midwife" type bike

What toppings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a corn, a bruisey bruise, womb doom and tired.

My nursey needs are greater than yours. I'm gonna steal your nurse.

I can add you to my rounds?

Yes please. Bring a big fat pizza and chocolate milkshake if you would. I'll cry after eating it though.

Certainly, can fit those in the basket on my "Call the Midwife" type bike

What toppings?"

Nothing too salty, my gag reflex is in overdrive today and that's something that sends it wild. Think it reminds me of being a kid and having to rinse my mouth out with warm salt water

You think germoline may help a corny thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a District Nurse, ways happy to help

I am too. Poor man has his own personal nurse but I'm never around whe he needs nursing

Dotty x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lend you Ash, he's been brilliant at looking after me today. He travelled 96 miles on public transport today to come and look after me.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

How can I help hugs to you and sympathy xx

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I have a corn, a bruisey bruise, womb doom and tired.

My nursey needs are greater than yours. I'm gonna steal your nurse.

I can add you to my rounds?

Yes please. Bring a big fat pizza and chocolate milkshake if you would. I'll cry after eating it though.

Certainly, can fit those in the basket on my "Call the Midwife" type bike

What toppings?

Nothing too salty, my gag reflex is in overdrive today and that's something that sends it wild. Think it reminds me of being a kid and having to rinse my mouth out with warm salt water

You think germoline may help a corny thing?

Ooh not sure...try soaking feet in bucket of warm salt water...just don't gargle with it afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be your nurse tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excuse me Mr Tea but what is this?

Dotty x"

It's me being a sympathy whore and wanting tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can lend you Ash, he's been brilliant at looking after me today. He travelled 96 miles on public transport today to come and look after me.

That's actually lovely!

You've got a good fella there.

Tea

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

How you feel better soon Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lend you Ash, he's been brilliant at looking after me today. He travelled 96 miles on public transport today to come and look after me.

That's actually lovely!

You've got a good fella there.

Tea"

He really is the bestist.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can be your nurse tonight

Thanks!

I have a feeling that Krakow is even further away than Dotty is though!

Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a corn, a bruisey bruise, womb doom and tired.

My nursey needs are greater than yours. I'm gonna steal your nurse.

I can add you to my rounds?

Yes please. Bring a big fat pizza and chocolate milkshake if you would. I'll cry after eating it though.

Certainly, can fit those in the basket on my "Call the Midwife" type bike

What toppings?

Nothing too salty, my gag reflex is in overdrive today and that's something that sends it wild. Think it reminds me of being a kid and having to rinse my mouth out with warm salt water

You think germoline may help a corny thing?

Ooh not sure...try soaking feet in bucket of warm salt water...just don't gargle with it afterwards

Oh dear God

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

This is so sad Tea. I can make proper chicken soup with matzah dumplings lil' one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is so sad Tea. I can make proper chicken soup with matzah dumplings lil' one.

Matzah dumplings ??? Get your arse round here pronto

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I hear ya TeaMonkey! I just stood on a piece of glass and my foot is cut, bleeding and piggin hurts!!

Huggles to you TM and get well soon x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"This is so sad Tea. I can make proper chicken soup with matzah dumplings lil' one.

Matzah dumplings ??? Get your arse round here pronto "

After I've dealt with the ailing poor Monkey, I'm there.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"This is so sad Tea. I can make proper chicken soup with matzah dumplings lil' one.

Matzah dumplings ??? Get your arse round here pronto

After I've dealt with the ailing poor Monkey, I'm there."

Me next Meli!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I hear ya TeaMonkey! I just stood on a piece of glass and my foot is cut, bleeding and piggin hurts!!

Huggles to you TM and get well soon x

This is bollocks, get your foot up and hopefully the pain goes soon. You are definitely next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is so sad Tea. I can make proper chicken soup with matzah dumplings lil' one.

Matzah dumplings ??? Get your arse round here pronto

After I've dealt with the ailing poor Monkey, I'm there."

That’s an actual verbal contract ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is so sad Tea. I can make proper chicken soup with matzah dumplings lil' one.

Matzah dumplings ??? Get your arse round here pronto

After I've dealt with the ailing poor Monkey, I'm there.

That’s an actual verbal contract ...."

I'm poorly too _eli, can I have a home delivery too pretty please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is so sad Tea. I can make proper chicken soup with matzah dumplings lil' one.

Matzah dumplings ??? Get your arse round here pronto

After I've dealt with the ailing poor Monkey, I'm there.

That’s an actual verbal contract ....

I'm poorly too _eli, can I have a home delivery too pretty please. "

Erm hello, I got a bruisey bruise, a corny thing, womb doom and the tired sulks.

I need snuggies and chocolate milkshake and pizza and love.

And Matzah dumplings apparently. What are they?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I hear ya TeaMonkey! I just stood on a piece of glass and my foot is cut, bleeding and piggin hurts!!

Huggles to you TM and get well soon x

This is bollocks, get your foot up and hopefully the pain goes soon. You are definitely next.

That makes me happier....

I will of course repay the favour

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I'm a District Nurse, ways happy to help

I am too. Poor man has his own personal nurse but I'm never around whe he needs nursing

Dotty x"

Aww dotty a I kindred spirit...and I'm sure you look after him well enough when your together hehe xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"This is so sad Tea. I can make proper chicken soup with matzah dumplings lil' one.

Matzah dumplings ??? Get your arse round here pronto

After I've dealt with the ailing poor Monkey, I'm there.

That’s an actual verbal contract ....

I'm poorly too _eli, can I have a home delivery too pretty please. "

Yes you can Lorna. Yes you can.

And Exquisite, they are like little balls of heavenly clouds that float in nourishing broth that revitalises your very soul. You need it.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is so sad Tea. I can make proper chicken soup with matzah dumplings lil' one.

Matzah dumplings ??? Get your arse round here pronto

After I've dealt with the ailing poor Monkey, I'm there.

That’s an actual verbal contract ....

I'm poorly too _eli, can I have a home delivery too pretty please.

Yes you can Lorna. Yes you can.

And Exquisite, they are like little balls of heavenly clouds that float in nourishing broth that revitalises your very soul. You need it."

Meli you are an

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