FabSwingers.com forum: Waxing Lyrical

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We haven't done this for a while!

Here's the place to post your poetry, lymerics, haikus or just whatever you like.

Dedicate them, make them generic. Do whatever, come express yourself!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There once was a lady called Meli.

She's so pretty she should be on telly.

She does make me laugh,

I'd let her share my bath,

And not just because she is smelly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Halcyon days

Summer rays

Rolls in hays

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Halcyon days

Summer rays

Rolls in hays

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a woman called rubi

I wanted to fondle her boobies

She looks great in the shower

Her arse, like a flower

Her pics make my dick look like the Eiffel Tower

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a woman called rubi

I wanted to fondle her boobies

She looks great in the shower

Her arse, like a flower

Her pics make my dick look like the Eiffel Tower "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There once was a young man called Merry,

Is he attractive? Yes, very.

There's just one thing I wish,

While he tends to his fish,

I can sneak up and take his peg cherry.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Passion, venom heat does sear, course through vein as you draw near. Moonlight reflects in gleaming eye, your lips curled red release a sigh. Your perfumed notes of stories told, your dancing hair, your stance so bold. You're top to tail a fabulous thing, come take my hand, tonight we'll swing

Your thighs afire, your back arched fair, I hunger for that taste so rare. My breath it stirs your nipples taught and in your desire that breath was caught. Your skin as soft as butter milk, over pouting lips tongue slides like silk. Your smile, your eyes of promise bring, come take my hand tonight we'll swing

The sweetness in your hidden deep, a whispered voice sets heart to leap. The turning sun it cannot hide, the urges hidden deep inside. Your symphony of breathless sighs, causes shaft to firm and tip to rise. Your falling tress, my heart does sing, come take my hand, tonight we'll swing

Entwined like vines we are as one, the wine is d*unk the night half done. And as the dawn kisses hedge awake, our hunger sated, no thirst to slake. This is our first meet with more to come? Who knows, kiss me deeply, last night we swung.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My candle burns at both ends,

It will not last the night,

But ah my foes and oh my friends,

It makes a lovely light...

Sadly I don't know the author to credit them.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I can only do acrosstic poems.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can only do acrosstic poems."

You can do whatever you like here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog is a twat

And so is my cat

I'll be very surprised

If they catch any of these flies

That are lurking around in my flat

Howzat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My dog is a twat

And so is my cat

I'll be very surprised

If they catch any of these flies

That are lurking around in my flat

Howzat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a young man called Merry,

Is he attractive? Yes, very.

There's just one thing I wish,

While he tends to his fish,

I can sneak up and take his peg cherry. "

You Look so cute

You sound so sweet

Who’d have known you were so dominant in the sheet

Be gentle with me, tell me I’m ok

I might get on all 4’s for you one day

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Wank

Open

Rubbish

Kunts

I may have used some artistic licence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant iv issues getting too soppy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I cant iv issues getting too soppy"

You do know you can write about something other than Sally?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant iv issues getting too soppy

You do know you can write about something other than Sally?

"
that dont sound right

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

There once was an ugly duckling,

with feathers all stubby and brown,

and he tasted so nice covered in Hoi sin sauce.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

There Once there was woman called rubi

Who i wanted to see in the nudey

Shes looks so cute

And shes definatly fab

With the sexiest ass and boobies

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Of him you will not tire,

Who? Of course Girth Minge Fire,

'Unbelievable' sang EMF,

Unbelievably hot is GMF,

He's ten out of ten, though many say higher"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There Once there was woman called rubi

Who i wanted to see in the nudey

Shes looks so cute

And shes definatly fab

With the sexiest ass and boobies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There once was a young man called Merry,

Is he attractive? Yes, very.

There's just one thing I wish,

While he tends to his fish,

I can sneak up and take his peg cherry.

You Look so cute

You sound so sweet

Who’d have known you were so dominant in the sheet

Be gentle with me, tell me I’m ok

I might get on all 4’s for you one day "

My innocence is just a trick,

A sneaky way to get me dick.

I lure them in, play with them like a toy.

Now shut the fuck up and get on your knees boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mondays I'm mainly moronic

Busted after a weekend on the tonic

Head up and be strong

Raise a smile and keep on

And try my best not to stumble or vomit

Tuesdays are a similar affair

Though I've not a had a drink, I don't dare

I'm still battling the shakes

Oh how little it would take

To drop to my knees in dispair

On to the middle of the week

"Hump day!" is what some people shriek

This weeks been extra bumpy

Though I'm feeling less humpy

But please leave me alone you freak

Thursday I feel more myself

I am back to the picture of health

The end is in sight

But tonight I must fight

The urge to reach for the liquor shelf

Friday has finally arrived

I am thankful that I am alive

I'll gather with my friends

Once this working week ends

I am straight out the door come 5

Friday night we go out for a beer

Some dancing, some fun and some cheer

This goes on through the night

Way beyond the first light

Blink and Saturday's disappeared

Sundays are hard to explain

As they start with "Never again"

But as you might think

I go back on the drink

Perhaps I'm just a sucker for pain

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

One night a lady named Rubi

Let a Fab guy feel her left boobie

When asked too for right

She said "One day I might

But right now you're still just a newbie."

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Ode to Dharma

Dirty cracks & knobcheese

Some people really like that

Dharma claims it doesn't please

But in the forum she did chat

Of munching on some smegma

And rarely wiping bum

It really fucking begs belief

The things make some pervs cum

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"There once was a lady called Meli.

She's so pretty she should be on telly.

She does make me laugh,

I'd let her share my bath,

And not just because she is smelly. "

Geez Rubi, anyone will think you fancy me or something the way you keep mentioning me. Touched. In so many ways.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There once was a lady called Meli.

She's so pretty she should be on telly.

She does make me laugh,

I'd let her share my bath,

And not just because she is smelly.

Geez Rubi, anyone will think you fancy me or something the way you keep mentioning me. Touched. In so many ways.

Not in the right way though!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

An ode to my RuRu.

When I wank thinking about you with come in your hair,

I like to imagine one day that we'll share,

Some poor sod who we'll drain with glee,

Who cuntlusting agreed to both you and me,

Your beautiful body tantalisingly out of his reach,

And he'll cry at the sight of that rather glorious peach.

We'll dazzle the sap with our evil wits,

And won't cut him slack until he submits,

To you dear RuRu and begins to rejoice

At the sound of that sexily adorable voice.

*I am making myself laugh far too much today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An ode to my RuRu.

When I wank thinking about you with come in your hair,

I like to imagine one day that we'll share,

Some poor sod who we'll drain with glee,

Who cuntlusting agreed to both you and me,

Your beautiful body tantalisingly out of his reach,

And he'll cry at the sight of that rather glorious peach.

We'll dazzle the sap with our evil wits,

And won't cut him slack until he submits,

To you dear RuRu and begins to rejoice

At the sound of that sexily adorable voice.

*I am making myself laugh far too much today. "

Now let's pick a victim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ode to Dharma

Dirty cracks & knobcheese

Some people really like that

Dharma claims it doesn't please

But in the forum she did chat

Of munching on some smegma

And rarely wiping bum

It really fucking begs belief

The things make some pervs cum"

Luvyah

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"An ode to my RuRu.

When I wank thinking about you with come in your hair,

I like to imagine one day that we'll share,

Some poor sod who we'll drain with glee,

Who cuntlusting agreed to both you and me,

Your beautiful body tantalisingly out of his reach,

And he'll cry at the sight of that rather glorious peach.

We'll dazzle the sap with our evil wits,

And won't cut him slack until he submits,

To you dear RuRu and begins to rejoice

At the sound of that sexily adorable voice.

*I am making myself laugh far too much today.

Now let's pick a victim

Ahem...

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Ode to Dharma

Dirty cracks & knobcheese

Some people really like that

Dharma claims it doesn't please

But in the forum she did chat

Of munching on some smegma

And rarely wiping bum

It really fucking begs belief

The things make some pervs cum

Luvyah"

Thinking of submitting it to Viz, they might make you a recurring character.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Now she's the Queen of fabswingers yeah

The forum VIP

She reached the top with a riding crop

But I wish she was riding me

Oh, Rubidoux

I wanna be inside of you (shooby-dooby-doo-wah)

I wanna suck your boobs

Fondle you

Your booty too

You see it's true-ooh-ooh

Lots of men like me-ee-ee

Would probably

Let you peg them too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now she's the Queen of fabswingers yeah

The forum VIP

She reached the top with a riding crop

But I wish she was riding me

Oh, Rubidoux

I wanna be inside of you (shooby-dooby-doo-wah)

I wanna suck your boobs

Fondle you

Your booty too

You see it's true-ooh-ooh

Lots of men like me-ee-ee

Would probably

Let you peg them too

The Jungle Book is my favourite movie too!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Now she's the Queen of fabswingers yeah

The forum VIP

She reached the top with a riding crop

But I wish she was riding me

Oh, Rubidoux

I wanna be inside of you (shooby-dooby-doo-wah)

I wanna suck your boobs

Fondle you

Your booty too

You see it's true-ooh-ooh

Lots of men like me-ee-ee

Would probably

Let you peg them too

The Jungle Book is my favourite movie too!!

Brilliant

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Now she's the Queen of fabswingers yeah

The forum VIP

She reached the top with a riding crop

But I wish she was riding me

Oh, Rubidoux

I wanna be inside of you (shooby-dooby-doo-wah)

I wanna suck your boobs

Fondle you

Your booty too

You see it's true-ooh-ooh

Lots of men like me-ee-ee

Would probably

Let you peg them too

The Jungle Book is my favourite movie too!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Boobs and noobs , what kind of lubes

Don't mention postings on you tubes

Arse and farce and feeling last

I've looked at fab that way

But now they say that I have changed

I'm no longer in anyone's age range.

But nothings lost and nothings gained

I look at fab that way

Ive looked at fab from both sides now

From win and lose but still somehow

It's all illusions I recall

I don't understand women at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubi is a bummer

She does it every summer

She sits on the grass with her finger up her ****

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We gather in the Lounge

Each and every night

Posting Threads

Having fun

But mainly talking shite

So many different Topics

Keep us on our toes

What will pop up next?

No one Frigging Knows

One thing is for certain

There's happiness and sorrow

That keeps us coming back for more

We'll see you all Tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ode to my RuRu.

When I wank thinking about you with come in your hair,

I like to imagine one day that we'll share,

Some poor sod who we'll drain with glee,

Who cuntlusting agreed to both you and me,

Your beautiful body tantalisingly out of his reach,

And he'll cry at the sight of that rather glorious peach.

We'll dazzle the sap with our evil wits,

And won't cut him slack until he submits,

To you dear RuRu and begins to rejoice

At the sound of that sexily adorable voice.

*I am making myself laugh far too much today. "

You're making me laugh too

Very eloquent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a corny thing on my toesie

I'm not pretending that everything rosie

I've got dreadful womb doom

I've got rage I've got gloom

And a body I need to disposie

I haven't really killed anyone before you get all stressy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We gather in the Lounge

Each and every night

Posting Threads

Having fun

But mainly talking shite

So many different Topics

Keep us on our toes

What will pop up next?

No one Frigging Knows

One thing is for certain

There's happiness and sorrow

That keeps us coming back for more

We'll see you all Tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rubi is a bummer

She does it every summer

She sits on the grass with her finger up her ****

How did you know!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubidoux has big tits

I hope she doesn't have nits

The bed at hers she often sits

Her one bed flat is the pits

Oh my lord the key doesn't fit

Guess I need some different tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubi is a bummer

She does it every summer

She sits on the grass with her finger up her ****

How did you know!?!

Just following the theme of the thread

.. I know nothing

What rhymes with grass

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"An ode to my RuRu.

When I wank thinking about you with come in your hair,

I like to imagine one day that we'll share,

Some poor sod who we'll drain with glee,

Who cuntlusting agreed to both you and me,

Your beautiful body tantalisingly out of his reach,

And he'll cry at the sight of that rather glorious peach.

We'll dazzle the sap with our evil wits,

And won't cut him slack until he submits,

To you dear RuRu and begins to rejoice

At the sound of that sexily adorable voice.

*I am making myself laugh far too much today.

You're making me laugh too

Very eloquent"

Thank you! Rubi inspires so much within me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rubidoux has big tits

I hope she doesn't have nits

The bed at hers she often sits

Her one bed flat is the pits

Oh my lord the key doesn't fit

Guess I need some different tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There once was a man called Pat Mustard.

His physique would make women flustered.

He got them to kneel,

Gave their boobies a feel,

And covered their face in man custard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a woman called Rubi

Who started out life as a Newbie

She would innocently flirt

Now she blatantly blurts

Out "Come on boys feel my boobies"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to wax

The many cracks

I have on me

Then, you'll see

The lines and folds

I don't wash, that's mold

And that lump?

It's spherical

You know what?

I'm lyrical

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There once was a woman called Rubi

Who started out life as a Newbie

She would innocently flirt

Now she blatantly blurts

Out "Come on boys feel my boobies"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to wax

The many cracks

I have on me

Then, you'll see

The lines and folds

I don't wash, that's mold

And that lump?

It's spherical

You know what?

I'm lyrical "

A lyrical gangster!

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

My knob's gone into hiding

I do prefer a tease

See it By Request Only

But only if I please

I've made my cock shots secret

It felt 'bout time I had ta

Now if I get a friend request

I'll know just what they're after

I've hidden all my dick pics

They're set to only frands

So now that is the only way

You'll get to see my glans

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