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Phrases that create visual images

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stolen from another thread "breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit waggon" gets your minds eye working

My nan used to say "so scared, he shit fairy lights"... always loved that one

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

'Christ on a bike' works every time for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Christ on a bike' works every time for me"

would he be nailed to the cross-bar?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"'Christ on a bike' works every time for me

would he be nailed to the cross-bar?"

ooo never thought of that! hope he doesnt get his outfit (cant remember the proper term for it) caught in the peddles or chain, then it would be 'naked Christ on a bike'

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

My grandma always used to threaten to "slap my arse till my nose bled buttermilk" when I misbehaved - very visual for me to this day....

And when asked to describe odd colours, my dad says "Sky blue pink, the colour of a mouse's fart"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lights are on but no one seems to be in.

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