FabSwingers.com forum: Smells that make you gag

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I was created, I was at the back of the queue for eyesight, but at the front for smell. This is great when there is something nice to smell, like fresh coffee or a nice perfume... but it sucks when I get the whiff of something foul. top of my gag list are...

B.O

Cheese wotsits

Scampi Fries

What makes you want to chunder when you smell it?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Pasties.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Anyone elses B.O.

I don't know why every supermarket employs at least one but I near faint. My daughter never niffs a thing. Sometimes I think she's taking the piss i can detect it from three aisles away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a man once with very bad breath.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foul breath, there always seems to be some f'ker sat behind me on the bus with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit waggon

Johnsons talcom powder / babies... everyone seems to love the smell of babies

but even if they don't smell pooy or sicky the smell ike talc

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Joop

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

sick makes me sick

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Foul breath, there always seems to be some f'ker sat behind me on the bus with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit waggon

Johnsons talcom powder / babies... everyone seems to love the smell of babies

but even if they don't smell pooy or sicky the smell ike talc

Fia Dahlink .... may I just sayt that 'knock a buzzard off a shit wagon' is indeed my favourite saying of the day .... if not the week.

You have such a way with phrases - delightful xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foul breath, there always seems to be some f'ker sat behind me on the bus with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit waggon

Johnsons talcom powder / babies... everyone seems to love the smell of babies

but even if they don't smell pooy or sicky the smell ike talc

My baby used to smell nice

not when he smelt of poo or sick though of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stale sweat its bldy gross

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

farts that smell like half a dozen rats have crawled up said orifice n died

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

minted peas or fresh mint leaves.

B.O.

Fresh fish (even though I like to eat fish)

bleughhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"farts that smell like half a dozen rats have crawled up said orifice n died

walking into a loo after someone has done No2's is as bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have such a way with phrases - delightful xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puke.

Makes me want to puke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For once, I'm agreeing with every single one of you on this thread

....I repeat, EVERYONE

Can I add shitty fumes from the back of an old banger (read that how you wish)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cigarette smoke from someone who has just put out 1 then jumped on a bus/traon when its raining and clammy

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

fishy fannys

cheesy cocks

stinky breath

toe jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair that hasn't been washed in a while, it's amazing how strong a smell that is, yuk.

ooh, how many of you have come home from work on a hot day, opened the door and realized you forgot to empty the kitchen bin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

porridge

i hate the stuff, my kids have never tasted it because i just cant have it cooking in the house, the smell really does make me gag

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"porridge

i hate the stuff, my kids have never tasted it because i just cant have it cooking in the house, the smell really does make me gag"
me too,hate the smell

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Sage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool water perfume...it's fooking awful. x

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By *heekygeordieguyMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Parmesan cheese.......but tastes great, strange but true. !!!!

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By *heekygeordieguyMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Parmesan cheese.......but tastes great, strange but true. !!!!

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Lynx..

Shit..

Sick..

Gear box oil..

Offal cooking in a frying pan..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Red bull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yess all those erg drinks smell sickly sweet. eeeeyuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hello, hello, hello, how low .............

smells like ..................?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYxkezUr8MQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bull shit. Can smell it a mile off and it proper stinks dont it lol

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"Red bull"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog Shit. People that stink of wee, cauliflower cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red bull and fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs, coffee, fish and b.o.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vanilla toned perfume,cheap nasty perfumes,tuna,smoke,b.o,bad breath,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat piss on a fresh Winters morning, well all the time but seems to be heightened in the Winter.

And only been to 2 Swingers clubs but as night goes on the play rooms with no windows stink of stale sex fresh sex ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charity shops, been in these less than Swingers clubs , They honk of musk.. slightly less fun to be had in these ,so ill stick to stale sex of Swingers club.

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

B fucking O

would rather sniff dog shit! and there is always someone in a swingers club that can't be arsed or is unsure how to use a bar of soap and expect a shag???? if only we could name and shame! sorry rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smokers breath.the one where you no she ,he has not cleaned there teeth for days soure ,yuk

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Red bull and fish "

Together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sick ..... i feel like being sick if i smell it ... dogs poo ... and BO ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the toilets in shopping centres - always rank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fishy fannys

cheesy cocks

stinky breath

toe jam

i'm been sick rite now.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

fox poo, allthough my dog seems to love it and will roll in it where ever possible nothing will remove the smell for days its vile

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By *heiraWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

When someones cooking tripe . Im not sure if its just a Scottish thing !

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I have a gag that makes me smell.

Come to think of it, all my jokes are shit.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

A dead rat..

When some has put a fag out with their fingers and put it in their pocket...yuuuuuuergh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are out for a stroll an crack a fusty old dog turd open because some dirty fucker hasn't cleaned up after their dog

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Removing football or rugby posts where the ground is waterlogged and the posts are used by the local dogs as peeing posts! I saw one one of my workmates actually have to hide behind the van and throw up when we pulled some posts out last year at work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

marmite... I had a girlfriend who had very bad thrush once and it smells exactly the same

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"When someones cooking tripe . Im not sure if its just a Scottish thing !"
seriously you eat tripe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the above

Any unclean person things BO, Bad breath etc

but my top gagger is sour milk

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