FabSwingers.com forum: Shooty Bum

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

A ‘friend’ of mine gets shooty bum and this had me thinking is there a scientific reason ‘they’ get this or should I tell them to stop sticking sporadic objects up his ass?

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By *ondonFreakMan
over a year ago

London

"A ‘friend’ of mine gets shooty bum and this had me thinking is there a scientific reason ‘they’ get this or should I tell them to stop sticking sporadic objects up his ass?"

(gets popcorn, coz I haven't a clue what that is, & I cant be arsed to google it..)

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

You know, the shooting pain you get up your ass for no reason at all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the quickly shits???

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Is this the quickly shits???"

Now this I have to google

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By *ondonFreakMan
over a year ago

London

"You know, the shooting pain you get up your ass for no reason at all?

Ohh, okay.. Thats nowhere near as perverse as I was hoping.. Oh well!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Proctalgia fugax? I get it at night some times and it lasts for between 10 mins and half an hour.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Proctalgia fugax? I get it at night some times and it lasts for between 10 mins and half an hour. "

Not that bad, more levator ani (now that I’ve properly researched via the t’internet)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Proctalgia fugax? I get it at night some times and it lasts for between 10 mins and half an hour.

Not that bad, more levator ani (now that I’ve properly researched via the t’internet)"

Yeah, I can go for a year or so sometimes without having any pain, but then it just attacks without any warning

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Nothing worse than looking like you’ve been stabbed up the arse by the invisible man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screwdriver man at his finest

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Screwdriver man at his finest

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"Nothing worse than looking like you’ve been stabbed up the arse by the invisible man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always find it funny how people try to escape shooty bum. Standing up doesn't remove the screwdriver you feel you've been impailed on.... the screwdriver isn't real and neither are the bullets you're being shot with

Peown peown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol so that's what the stabbing pain is. Yes it is kind of like a hot screwdriver up the jacksy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard of it never had it ... Now theres something new to worry about haha

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I always find it funny how people try to escape shooty bum. Standing up doesn't remove the screwdriver you feel you've been impailed on.... the screwdriver isn't real and neither are the bullets you're being shot with

Peown peown

Oh it’s real and so is the pain

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Lol so that's what the stabbing pain is. Yes it is kind of like a hot screwdriver up the jacksy."

Yes but how wide and long is to the screwdriver?

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

It’s not even just a man thing!!! I get it too occasionally. So unpleasant.

Mrs D. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get this and I didn't even know it had a name, always thought it was cramps.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I learn something new everyday

Can’t the docs help you with it, stop it happening? Sounds awful

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I learn something new everyday

Can’t the docs help you with it, stop it happening? Sounds awful "

It’s a very common thing and isn’t something to be concerned about. You do look a bit of a tit though when you jump up 3 feet in the air when it catches you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get this and I didn't even know it had a name, always thought it was cramps."

It does have a name, screwdriver man shooty bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get this and I didn't even know it had a name, always thought it was cramps.

It does have a name, screwdriver man shooty bum

I imagine that a screwdriver rammed up your arse is pretty close to how it feels.

I tend to get it in the day. I remember it happening in Tesco once, it's like your crippled and can't move, stuck in the middle of the aisle whimpering in pain. Get some weird fucking looks

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I get this and I didn't even know it had a name, always thought it was cramps.

It does have a name, screwdriver man shooty bum

I imagine that a screwdriver rammed up your arse is pretty close to how it feels.

I tend to get it in the day. I remember it happening in Tesco once, it's like your crippled and can't move, stuck in the middle of the aisle whimpering in pain. Get some weird fucking looks

I had it walking to my car from work on Friday, it’s like your own body sucking your arsehole up into your stomach. Luckily the place was empty when I left otherwise everyone would of said ‘look at Mr Mystique- he’s got shooty bum again’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get this and I didn't even know it had a name, always thought it was cramps.

It does have a name, screwdriver man shooty bum

I imagine that a screwdriver rammed up your arse is pretty close to how it feels.

I tend to get it in the day. I remember it happening in Tesco once, it's like your crippled and can't move, stuck in the middle of the aisle whimpering in pain. Get some weird fucking looks

yes!! It's up yer pipe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get this and I didn't even know it had a name, always thought it was cramps.

It does have a name, screwdriver man shooty bum

I imagine that a screwdriver rammed up your arse is pretty close to how it feels.

I tend to get it in the day. I remember it happening in Tesco once, it's like your crippled and can't move, stuck in the middle of the aisle whimpering in pain. Get some weird fucking looks

I just try and be still for a bit and wince it out.

It might help to have a crossword and pen handy and twist that wince into a look of puzzlement to try and disguise it.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I get this and I didn't even know it had a name, always thought it was cramps.

It does have a name, screwdriver man shooty bum

I imagine that a screwdriver rammed up your arse is pretty close to how it feels.

I tend to get it in the day. I remember it happening in Tesco once, it's like your crippled and can't move, stuck in the middle of the aisle whimpering in pain. Get some weird fucking looks

I just try and be still for a bit and wince it out.

It might help to have a crossword and pen handy and twist that wince into a look of puzzlement to try and disguise it."

Yeah, you’d be struggling with 1 up

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Thank you for this thread.

I suffer from IBS, getting strange abdominal pains is par for the course.

Tests a few years ago, showed up food intolerances, which since removing or reducing in my diet pretty much keeps my IBS in check.

But this shooty pain, I still get, sometimes to the extent it has floored me, had me curled up & sobbing.

My gp has never given me a name or explanation for it, just said it was part of my IBS.

Having read the thread, and googled stuff, then I now finally have an answer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never heard of this til now! Seems fairly common too! Always amazes me that we, as humans don't talk about this stuff enough!

Genuinely had no idea that was a thing!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"OP

Thank you for this thread.

I suffer from IBS, getting strange abdominal pains is par for the course.

Tests a few years ago, showed up food intolerances, which since removing or reducing in my diet pretty much keeps my IBS in check.

But this shooty pain, I still get, sometimes to the extent it has floored me, had me curled up & sobbing.

My gp has never given me a name or explanation for it, just said it was part of my IBS.

Having read the thread, and googled stuff, then I now finally have an answer! "

Glad to be of help. The threads opening paragraph was a lighthearted attempt to make awareness of this condition. It is totally normal by the looks of things but is uncomfortable in the same breath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Fibromyalgia and it often gets me when I'm just dozing off in bed! Its absolute agony! Like someone stuck a blow torch up my arse and turned it to full!

J x

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve just had it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just had it again

You need your bum checked mate, incase the invisible man is still up there lol

I get it once in a while too, I've always thought it was triggered by sitting on a cold surface for a spell but that might just be coincidence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just had it again

I laughed and I'm not even sorry

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Just had it again. Should I be worried?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Never heard of it never had it ... Now theres something new to worry about haha

This is how I feel

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Never heard of it never had it ... Now theres something new to worry about haha

This is how I feel

It is quite common. You do look a bit of a tit though when you’re walking down the road and you get a red hot poker stuck up yer ass

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Never heard of it never had it ... Now theres something new to worry about haha

This is how I feel

It is quite common. You do look a bit of a tit though when you’re walking down the road and you get a red hot poker stuck up yer ass

Honestly with the amount of random pains I get from endometriosis, I'm kind of made up I have so far avoided this *touches wood*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had it again. Should I be worried?

It's been 31 weeks so no. Most likely it's a just touch of Farmer Giles.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Another one here who has never heard of it or had it !!!! Dont sound good tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had it again. Should I be worried?

It's been 31 weeks so no. Most likely it's a just touch of Farmer Giles."

I had a shootybbum pain a couple of months ago. Funnily enough it turns out it was an abscess that became infected and the right side of my ass swelled up like an avacado.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Just had it again. Should I be worried?

It's been 31 weeks so no. Most likely it's a just touch of Farmer Giles.

I had a shootybbum pain a couple of months ago. Funnily enough it turns out it was an abscess that became infected and the right side of my ass swelled up like an avacado."

You said I had nothing to worry about

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Sciatic nerve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had it again. Should I be worried?

It's been 31 weeks so no. Most likely it's a just touch of Farmer Giles.

I had a shootybbum pain a couple of months ago. Funnily enough it turns out it was an abscess that became infected and the right side of my ass swelled up like an avacado.

You said I had nothing to worry about

Yeah I lied. It could be anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing worse than looking like you’ve been stabbed up the arse by the invisible man

Hahaha...

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I use to get that. It stop after having anal

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I use to get that. It stop after having anal

that’s not an option

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I use to get that. It stop after having anal

Oh maybe thats why I dont get it - once stuck a beer bottle up my arse for fun

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I use to get that. It stop after having anal

There you are OP, you need a medicinal arse fucking!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I use to get that. It stop after having anal

There you are OP, you need a medicinal arse fucking!"

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Don’t want to worry you OP but it could be your prostate. Early signs of enlarging perhaps? It’s in the right area for the pain and it’s the most sensitive part there.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Fake nails and cheap glue are a right royal pain in the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a pain in the bum

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Another one here who has never heard of it or had it !!!! Dont sound good tho "

I've had it, but only when I sleep. Haven't suffered with it for ages now.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I use to get that. It stop after having anal

There you are OP, you need a medicinal arse fucking!

You know you'd enjoy it

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"You are a pain in the bum

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I use to get that. It stop after having anal

There you are OP, you need a medicinal arse fucking!

You know you'd enjoy it

I did no pain in the arse now. Until the next anal

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Bump for posh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump for posh!"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Bump for posh!

I had no idea if the thread title was actually the thread title or whether the topic just came up. I hit, I hoped and I succeeded

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Screwdriver man at his finest

Oh my poor blank face

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bump for posh!

I had no idea if the thread title was actually the thread title or whether the topic just came up. I hit, I hoped and I succeeded

Aww thanks Peach!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Technically called an arse spasm

Tony Hadley from Spandau Ballet had one halfway through recording his vocal on True. That’s why he suddenly jumps up an octave for no apparent reason

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Not to be confused with twitchy arse syndrome when in a scary situation.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Bump for posh!

I had no idea if the thread title was actually the thread title or whether the topic just came up. I hit, I hoped and I succeeded

Aww thanks Peach!"

You’ve not had something shooting up yer bum today have you posh?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

proctalgia fugax – a condition that causes episodes of sudden, severe anal pain that last for a few minutes at a time; medicine that relaxes the muscles in the pelvis may help.

Ace said this ages ago.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If it lasts for days it's something else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump for posh!

I had no idea if the thread title was actually the thread title or whether the topic just came up. I hit, I hoped and I succeeded

Aww thanks Peach!"

Suffering with a pain in the arse Posh?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

What if it only lasts whilst my ‘friend’ is inserting things up his bum?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What if it only lasts whilst my ‘friend’ is inserting things up his bum? "

Piles or a Fissure or perhaps an adhesion or similar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always called it Javelin Arse.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I've always called it Javelin Arse."

love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've always called it Javelin Arse.

love it!"

Sounds a bit more hardcore than 'shooty bum'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if it only lasts whilst my ‘friend’ is inserting things up his bum? "

That’ll be parched pooppipe

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I've always called it Javelin Arse.

love it!

Sounds a bit more hardcore than 'shooty bum' "

More like pole vault bum

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