FabSwingers.com forum: Any Mums here?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm out n about

I have navy shorts on

I have managed to drip some sort of watered down salad cream concotion over my groin and left leg

I need to go shopping on my way home - so either 'conspicuous stain' or a big wet patch will look a bit well erm ...

So Mums of Fab, what's your practicalities with this one?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Just style out the stain, orrrr you can try to wash it off, it’s rather warm out there so they might dry out before you go shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t you dab it with water to try and get it out then dry with hand dryer in the toilets ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

erm ... I have done a proper job, it covers about 4 or 5 inches

not sure a 'dab' will work

I think I'll wet it though

Incontinence in a man of my age is more acceptable than looking like someone who is a little over excitable

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I’m sure you will work it out

You,re a grown man

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum on the rest of your shorts so everything matches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum on the rest of your shorts so everything matches "

Or buy new ones.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

When you're at the shops, buy a new pair of shorts, change into them and take the soiled ones home to wash

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Cum on the rest of your shorts so everything matches

Or buy new ones.

Yes, that

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Not a mum, but bathroom soap plus towel/ toilet paper, or "fuck it shit happens" are my solutions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do only mums know what to do?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Stupid boy.

Wipe your leg on some scrunched up leaves n turn your shorts inside out.

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By *lim Jim 69Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

It'll soon dry up so wots the fuss dude...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a bottle of miceller water and some cotton wool. Soak the wool and dab at the area until creamy substance is removed. Then thrust groin at hand drier for 5minutes while getting odd looks to make sure area is dry before facing public. Or say fuck it and buy a new pair. Wack some fairy on the stain before shoving in the wash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy a bottle of miceller water and some cotton wool. Soak the wool and dab at the area until creamy substance is removed. Then thrust groin at hand drier for 5minutes while getting odd looks to make sure area is dry before facing public. Or say fuck it and buy a new pair. Wack some fairy on the stain before shoving in the wash. "

Wack some fairy on the stain!!! Oh heck yes OP, do this!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Wait till it dries and pick it off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wack some fairy on the stain!!! Oh heck yes OP, do this!!

Mother of 16 years fairy liquid fixes everything

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Buy some new shorts before shopping

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I went to the loos to wash it off and found more - how the hell I have to get salad cream from hip to almost my knee, heaven only knows

So I just thought fk it and wandered round like a scruff

Why do we bother so much about what people we'll never see again think about us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure what to do with the stain but your face is mucky! Just let me get my hanky out (licks hanky)just hold still...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet wipes they clean everything don’t they and might not make it too damp lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm out n about

I have navy shorts on

I have managed to drip some sort of watered down salad cream concotion over my groin and left leg

I need to go shopping on my way home - so either 'conspicuous stain' or a big wet patch will look a bit well erm ...

So Mums of Fab, what's your practicalities with this one?

I’d catch you eye and sneer

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Buy a carrier bag, some new shoes maybe or a new handbag for me to put in the carrier bag and hold it in front of your stain

Voila

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Buy a carrier bag, some new shoes maybe or a new handbag for me to put in the carrier bag and hold it in front of your stain

Voila"

although both would guarantee my silence!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buy a carrier bag, some new shoes maybe or a new handbag for me to put in the carrier bag and hold it in front of your stain

Voila"

I went to get Mum a Birthday Card for my sisters birthday

I came out of Sainsbury's having spent £28, nipped in John Lewis and came out with a Ralph Lauren hoodie I found in the sale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stupid boy.

Wipe your leg on some scrunched up leaves n turn your shorts inside out."

Pmsl love that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy a carrier bag, some new shoes maybe or a new handbag for me to put in the carrier bag and hold it in front of your stain

Voila

I went to get Mum a Birthday Card for my sisters birthday

I came out of Sainsbury's having spent £28, nipped in John Lewis and came out with a Ralph Lauren hoodie I found in the sale

Ooh! What’s the hoodie and what’s the sale?

I want one

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Find a sink, soak yourself fully and claim that

A, the wet look is back in fashion

B, a localised thunderstorm caught you out just two streets away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take your jumper off, tie around waist and arrange the arms to dangle over the stains.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buy a carrier bag, some new shoes maybe or a new handbag for me to put in the carrier bag and hold it in front of your stain

Voila

I went to get Mum a Birthday Card for my sisters birthday

I came out of Sainsbury's having spent £28, nipped in John Lewis and came out with a Ralph Lauren hoodie I found in the sale

Ooh! What’s the hoodie and what’s the sale?

I want one "

It was a RL hoodie with a sketch of a bear on it

I saw it first in January but it was £159 so it went back on the rail

I saw it today for £69 - they had one - in my size

It was meant to be

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