FabSwingers.com forum: The town of Fab

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seen the online members hit the mid 30,000's at times and it got me thinking that that is basically the same size as Tonbridge, Kent. We could have out own town! With that in mind, what would you be able to bring to the town? Skills, personality? What would we call it? I'm taking charge and announcing myself Mayor

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I would be a positivity expert. Or just get everyone d*unk on shots x

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

The old hermit that sits in the little shack on the outskirts of town.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be a positivity expert. Or just get everyone d*unk on shots x"

amen to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be that slightly odd person who wanders around with no purpose just smiling and chatting with everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be that slightly odd person who wanders around with no purpose just smiling and chatting with everyone. "
oh hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be that slightly odd person who wanders around with no purpose just smiling and chatting with everyone. oh hello

*waves

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'd be that slightly odd person who wanders around with no purpose just smiling and chatting with everyone. "

Help me hand out shots x

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Welcome to Fabville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be that slightly odd person who wanders around with no purpose just smiling and chatting with everyone.

Help me hand out shots x"

Can we do a one for me one for you approach to handing them out?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I would be a positivity expert. Or just get everyone d*unk on shots x"

I live with you then

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'd be that slightly odd person who wanders around with no purpose just smiling and chatting with everyone.

Help me hand out shots x

Can we do a one for me one for you approach to handing them out? "

Is there any other way? X

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'd be that slightly odd person who wanders around with no purpose just smiling and chatting with everyone. "

I'll be your carer

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I would be a positivity expert. Or just get everyone d*unk on shots x

I live with you then

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Can i run the pub ? I've got my licence

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i run the pub ? I've got my licence

Sensual opens the pub, what's it called?

With Raven and Rubi at the bar that place will be packed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be that slightly odd person who wanders around with no purpose just smiling and chatting with everyone.

I'll be your carer

You're on bum wiping duties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Place would full of wankers

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Can i run the pub ? I've got my licence

Sensual opens the pub, what's it called?

With Raven and Rubi at the bar that place will be packed!!"

Let me think.....Anyone with any suggestions?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Place would full of wankers"

And fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i run the pub ? I've got my licence

Sensual opens the pub, what's it called?

With Raven and Rubi at the bar that place will be packed!!

Let me think.....Anyone with any suggestions?"

The Shuvit Inn

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Can i run the pub ? I've got my licence

Sensual opens the pub, what's it called?

With Raven and Rubi at the bar that place will be packed!!

Let me think.....Anyone with any suggestions?

The Shuvit Inn"

Thats it !! ....Free drinks for you all night

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Can i run the pub ? I've got my licence

Sensual opens the pub, what's it called?

With Raven and Rubi at the bar that place will be packed!!

Let me think.....Anyone with any suggestions?

The Shuvit Inn"
I'd be a handyman for the town and a regular at the pub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We have a handyman

Any other businesses opening up?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can i run the pub ? I've got my licence

Sensual opens the pub, what's it called?

With Raven and Rubi at the bar that place will be packed!!

Let me think.....Anyone with any suggestions?

The Shuvit Inn"

Love it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be in the next town over, I can't stand the smell of cum town

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Can i run the pub ? I've got my licence

Sensual opens the pub, what's it called?

With Raven and Rubi at the bar that place will be packed!!

Let me think.....Anyone with any suggestions?

The Shuvit Inn"

It will all go TITS UP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Executioner or judge

Our Lord justice

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'd be that slightly odd person who wanders around with no purpose just smiling and chatting with everyone.

I'll be your carer

You're on bum wiping duties

Aw you that special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna resume dutys as troll slayer or sheriff

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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We come up with a name for the pub before naming the town. What does that say about us

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Can I open and run a kissing booth in the town please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabville is my sim city

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Post-pub hours underground jazz dive opening up here. Lots of dark corners

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"We come up with a name for the pub before naming the town. What does that say about us

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were all sensible

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

"I'll be in the next town over, I can't stand the smell of cum town "

Is that Kittenville? They do look down on us...

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Every town needs a reliable taxi service

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"We come up with a name for the pub before naming the town. What does that say about us

were all sensible "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just being gin... And boobs

. What else is required

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"We come up with a name for the pub before naming the town. What does that say about us

were all sensible "

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I hope theres a dancefloor in this pub x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fabville is my sim city

Awesome game! And its agreed, changed my header to 'Mayor of Fabville' hahah

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I hope theres a dancefloor in this pub x"

Im the local dance instructor so best be

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I work from home and get everything delivered.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I hope theres a dancefloor in this pub x

Im the local dance instructor so best be

You can teach me some moves then so I don't look like a toddler having a tantrum x

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I hope theres a dancefloor in this pub x

Im the local dance instructor so best be

You can teach me some moves then so I don't look like a toddler having a tantrum x

Knock out some shapes together

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

This is a bit strange. I'm on my way to Tonbridge right now where I own a property. I'm imagining the entire town made up of swingers.

I don't think we'd get much done as a community. A lot of time would be taken up posting on the forums, eying each other up, or trying to get lucky.

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By *esires of HertsCouple
over a year ago

Herts and London Borders

where/how would the times wasters be dealt with,,,,the village green in stocks with old veg being thrown at them?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Pink hair

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"This is a bit strange. I'm on my way to Tonbridge right now where I own a property. I'm imagining the entire town made up of swingers.

I don't think we'd get much done as a community. A lot of time would be taken up posting on the forums, eying each other up, or trying to get lucky."

I wouldn't be on the forums as much if there were loads of real life fabbers around to play with x

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

Bagsy bein the resident crazy cat lady.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"This is a bit strange. I'm on my way to Tonbridge right now where I own a property. I'm imagining the entire town made up of swingers.

I don't think we'd get much done as a community. A lot of time would be taken up posting on the forums, eying each other up, or trying to get lucky."

Which is why I'm staying inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post-pub hours underground jazz dive opening up here. Lots of dark corners

With your sexy eyes, you could be the leader of the town. Disagreements with you of how to run the town would be awesome coz when we make up I would have absolutely no idea if that might lead to you sitting on me haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would just being gin... And boobs

. What else is required "
Tonic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve the best skill ever! I can replace toilet rolls when they run out AND throw the empty tube away.

Surely there’s a place for me?

John is tall and could reach things off high shelves for people.

Can we come and live in your town?

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I’ve the best skill ever! I can replace toilet rolls when they run out AND throw the empty tube away.

Surely there’s a place for me?

John is tall and could reach things off high shelves for people.

Can we come and live in your town? "
do we get fresh towels folded to look like swans too ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve the best skill ever! I can replace toilet rolls when they run out AND throw the empty tube away.

Surely there’s a place for me?

John is tall and could reach things off high shelves for people.

Can we come and live in your town? do we get fresh towels folded to look like swans too ?

I could manage to fold them in to worms....will that do???

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

It probably be the general handyman helping out repairing shit that's gone wrong

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I’ve the best skill ever! I can replace toilet rolls when they run out AND throw the empty tube away.

Surely there’s a place for me?

John is tall and could reach things off high shelves for people.

Can we come and live in your town? do we get fresh towels folded to look like swans too ?

I could manage to fold them in to worms....will that do??? "
can we say there snakes or eels ... sounds better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve the best skill ever! I can replace toilet rolls when they run out AND throw the empty tube away.

Surely there’s a place for me?

John is tall and could reach things off high shelves for people.

Can we come and live in your town? do we get fresh towels folded to look like swans too ?

I could manage to fold them in to worms....will that do??? can we say there snakes or eels ... sounds better

How about caterpillars?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Post-pub hours underground jazz dive opening up here. Lots of dark corners

Free drink for the stunningly beautful eyes

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

"Post-pub hours underground jazz dive opening up here. Lots of dark corners

Oh no, Sensual is in charge here. Perhaps I could volunteer to be the night relief?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sing, act, dance and can remove spiders for the ladies, would that do for the town???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post-pub hours underground jazz dive opening up here. Lots of dark corners

Oh no, Sensual is in charge here. Perhaps I could volunteer to be the night relief?

Oh my god, what a fucking epic day dream, yòu can be my night relief any night of the week x

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I’ve the best skill ever! I can replace toilet rolls when they run out AND throw the empty tube away.

Surely there’s a place for me?

John is tall and could reach things off high shelves for people.

Can we come and live in your town? do we get fresh towels folded to look like swans too ?

I could manage to fold them in to worms....will that do??? can we say there snakes or eels ... sounds better

How about caterpillars?

"
done

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I would open a swingers club....

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I would open a swingers club....

I would become a member x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’d live on the outskirts.

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

I would be the town joker

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By *ADY VOLUPTUOUS OF KENTWoman
over a year ago

TONBRIDGE ROUNDABOUTS

"Seen the online members hit the mid 30,000's at times and it got me thinking that that is basically the same size as Tonbridge, Kent. We could have out own town! With that in mind, what would you be able to bring to the town? Skills, personality? What would we call it? I'm taking charge and announcing myself Mayor

Well I'm around there,but never meet anyone from there

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I would open a swingers club....

I'd be there every night

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"I would open a swingers club....

The whole town would be a swingers club. You could even swing on the swings on the village green, imagine what you could get upto on a see-saw or slide

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Swinging on a swing lol x

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Swinging on a swing lol x"

Thats now on my bucket list

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Swinging on a swing lol x

Thats now on my bucket list

Mine too x

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

I want run a lingerie or sexy shoe shop

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I could be Lord of the Manor...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wouldn't be able to sell houses as no one would leave Haha.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I’d live on the outskirts. "
I’ve changed my mind, I’d like to be in the middle.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I wouldn't be able to sell houses as no one would leave Haha."

I'll live in the swingers club x

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Right, it's going dark. Who's coming the swings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll run the police force

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the crazy cat lady... who doesn't actually own any cats but thinks she does. The one dressed to the nines at times but you look down and she's got a pair of Reebok classics on her feet, then other days she's wandering the streets in her scruffs covered in paint - but she's not decorated in 20 years.

Yep, that'll be me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a seaside town?

I can be the lifeguard beach bum?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Right, it's going dark. Who's coming the swings

Already there x

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"Can i run the pub ? I've got my licence

Sensual opens the pub, what's it called?

With Raven and Rubi at the bar that place will be packed!!

Let me think.....Anyone with any suggestions?

The Shuvit Inn"

There was a pub in Liverpool called The Cockwell Inn

Until somebody complained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a seaside town?

I can be the lifeguard beach bum?"

That or I want to run a Pirate themed pub and restaurant.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I would be the editor of the local newspaper, definitely. Keeping people abreast of the comings and goings.

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

I would go into partnership with a lady called Rita and run the corner shop

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Right, it's going dark. Who's coming the swings

Already there x

c'mon then giza push

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be responsible for all the flower beds so that the town looks nice. I'd sew my seed everywhere.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Is it a seaside town?

I can be the lifeguard beach bum?"

Could just see you running down a beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a seaside town?

I can be the lifeguard beach bum?

Could just see you running down a beach

Not for very far. trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll run the police force

Can I do the front desk and admin please?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'd be responsible for all the flower beds so that the town looks nice. I'd sew my seed everywhere. "

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Is it a seaside town?

I can be the lifeguard beach bum?

Could just see you running down a beach

Not for very far. trust me

Shhh leave me with my imagination coming out of the water dripping wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll run the police force

I'll be the copper's nark.

I'd make a great grass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a seaside town?

I can be the lifeguard beach bum?

Could just see you running down a beach

Not for very far. trust me

Shhh leave me with my imagination coming out of the water dripping wet

Oh I can do that.. stick me in water and I'll be as athletic and sexy as you like. On land it all feels that much harder

Fancy a swim Spidey?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Is it a seaside town?

I can be the lifeguard beach bum?

Could just see you running down a beach

Not for very far. trust me

Shhh leave me with my imagination coming out of the water dripping wet

Oh I can do that.. stick me in water and I'll be as athletic and sexy as you like. On land it all feels that much harder

Fancy a swim Spidey?"

You called!! Ding dong get your red racy trucks on GK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a seaside town?

I can be the lifeguard beach bum?

Could just see you running down a beach

Not for very far. trust me

Shhh leave me with my imagination coming out of the water dripping wet

Oh I can do that.. stick me in water and I'll be as athletic and sexy as you like. On land it all feels that much harder

Fancy a swim Spidey?

You called!! Ding dong get your red racy trucks on GK.

*Ghengis's eyes glance over to the red speck floating away in the distance, dragged off in the current*

Ummm.. I'm not wearing any..

*Rises up out of the water so you can just see enough to see he's not lying*

Come on in.. the waters lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll run the police force

I'll be the copper's nark.

I'd make a great grass."

I’ll treat you so well. You’re in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll run the police force

I'll be the copper's nark.

I'd make a great grass.

I’ll treat you so well. You’re in

GhengisKhan did it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Event manager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll run the police force

I'll be the copper's nark.

I'd make a great grass.

I’ll treat you so well. You’re in

GhengisKhan did it."

Hey.. I've an alibi.. I'm on the beach with the friendly neighborhood Spiderwoman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll run the police force

I'll be the copper's nark.

I'd make a great grass.

I’ll treat you so well. You’re in

GhengisKhan did it."

So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll run the police force

I'll be the copper's nark.

I'd make a great grass.

I’ll treat you so well. You’re in

GhengisKhan did it.

So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?"

Well we’re gonna have to do Spidy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll run the police force

I'll be the copper's nark.

I'd make a great grass.

I’ll treat you so well. You’re in

GhengisKhan did it.

So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?"

I'll talk! Ffs I hate having my feet tickled. I didnt do anything, don't even know what the crime is yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll run the police force

I'll be the copper's nark.

I'd make a great grass.

I’ll treat you so well. You’re in

GhengisKhan did it.

So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?

Well we’re gonna have to do Spidy too"

Fuck tha police!

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over a year ago

"I’ll run the police force

I'll be the copper's nark.

I'd make a great grass.

I’ll treat you so well. You’re in

GhengisKhan did it.

So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?

I'll talk! Ffs I hate having my feet tickled. I didnt do anything, don't even know what the crime is yet."

The Grass never lies. He knows everything... and he’s legged it with Spidy.

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over a year ago

"I’ll run the police force

I'll be the copper's nark.

I'd make a great grass.

I’ll treat you so well. You’re in

GhengisKhan did it.

So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?"

That and discredit the alibi and jobs a good 'un.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I’ll run the police force

I'll be the copper's nark.

I'd make a great grass.

I’ll treat you so well. You’re in

GhengisKhan did it.

So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?

I'll talk! Ffs I hate having my feet tickled. I didnt do anything, don't even know what the crime is yet.

The Grass never lies. He knows everything... and he’s legged it with Spidy."

What he doesn't realise is I am the police

handcuffs on standby GK so be good now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GK you’re well and truly fuked...

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

I’d like to run a b&b; if nobody else has taken that up yet.

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over a year ago

"I’ll run the police force

I'll be the copper's nark.

I'd make a great grass.

I’ll treat you so well. You’re in

GhengisKhan did it.

So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?

I'll talk! Ffs I hate having my feet tickled. I didnt do anything, don't even know what the crime is yet.

The Grass never lies. He knows everything... and he’s legged it with Spidy.

What he doesn't realise is I am the police

handcuffs on standby GK so be good now

*Ghengis eyes the handcuffs. Then shows Officers Spidey and Incandescent the Cold Face*

Lead the way. I'm innocent, but if I'm guilty, I don't care.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I’ll run the police force

I'll be the copper's nark.

I'd make a great grass.

I’ll treat you so well. You’re in

GhengisKhan did it.

So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?

I'll talk! Ffs I hate having my feet tickled. I didnt do anything, don't even know what the crime is yet.

The Grass never lies. He knows everything... and he’s legged it with Spidy.

What he doesn't realise is I am the police

handcuffs on standby GK so be good now

*Ghengis eyes the handcuffs. Then shows Officers Spidey and Incandescent the Cold Face*

Lead the way. I'm innocent, but if I'm guilty, I don't care."

Is this role play Gk

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over a year ago

"I’ll run the police force

I'll be the copper's nark.

I'd make a great grass.

I’ll treat you so well. You’re in

GhengisKhan did it.

So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?

I'll talk! Ffs I hate having my feet tickled. I didnt do anything, don't even know what the crime is yet.

The Grass never lies. He knows everything... and he’s legged it with Spidy.

What he doesn't realise is I am the police

handcuffs on standby GK so be good now

*Ghengis eyes the handcuffs. Then shows Officers Spidey and Incandescent the Cold Face*

Lead the way. I'm innocent, but if I'm guilty, I don't care.

Is this role play Gk

Not since you pulled those cuffs out on me. I thought you wanted to skinny dip with me! It's all a ruse to set me up for a crime I didnt commit. You broke my heart. Cuff me and be done with it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bog roll suppliers. Plenty of piss takers and shit talkers fab vile. We’d be millionaires in no time!

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

"Bog roll suppliers. Plenty of piss takers and shit talkers fab vile. We’d be millionaires in no time!"

Tsk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lordy....

If fab was to become a town then

Planning permission would be required for alterations to our profiles.

If a market town, then the buying and selling of slaves would be legal on Wednesdays.

The website would be unavailable on Tuesday afternoons due to half day closing.

Parking fines would be dished out for spending more than 2 hours on the website, with computers being clamped.

And bailiffs would be sent in for non payment of council tax / site subscriptions.

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over a year ago

"I’ll run the police force

I'll be the copper's nark.

I'd make a great grass.

I’ll treat you so well. You’re in

GhengisKhan did it.

So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?

I'll talk! Ffs I hate having my feet tickled. I didnt do anything, don't even know what the crime is yet.

The Grass never lies. He knows everything... and he’s legged it with Spidy.

What he doesn't realise is I am the police

handcuffs on standby GK so be good now

*Ghengis eyes the handcuffs. Then shows Officers Spidey and Incandescent the Cold Face*

Lead the way. I'm innocent, but if I'm guilty, I don't care.

Is this role play Gk

Not since you pulled those cuffs out on me. I thought you wanted to skinny dip with me! It's all a ruse to set me up for a crime I didnt commit. You broke my heart. Cuff me and be done with it.."

Let him go. I’m in charge and I can’t stand it when someone cries. Go take care of him Officer Spidy...

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I’ll run the police force

I'll be the copper's nark.

I'd make a great grass.

I’ll treat you so well. You’re in

GhengisKhan did it.

So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?

I'll talk! Ffs I hate having my feet tickled. I didnt do anything, don't even know what the crime is yet.

The Grass never lies. He knows everything... and he’s legged it with Spidy.

What he doesn't realise is I am the police

handcuffs on standby GK so be good now

*Ghengis eyes the handcuffs. Then shows Officers Spidey and Incandescent the Cold Face*

Lead the way. I'm innocent, but if I'm guilty, I don't care.

Is this role play Gk

Not since you pulled those cuffs out on me. I thought you wanted to skinny dip with me! It's all a ruse to set me up for a crime I didnt commit. You broke my heart. Cuff me and be done with it..

Let him go. I’m in charge and I can’t stand it when someone cries. Go take care of him Officer Spidy..."

Hes going to so NOT enjoy this

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over a year ago

"I’ll run the police force

I'll be the copper's nark.

I'd make a great grass.

I’ll treat you so well. You’re in

GhengisKhan did it.

So let’s errm tie him up and tickle the soles of his feet until he confesses?

I'll talk! Ffs I hate having my feet tickled. I didnt do anything, don't even know what the crime is yet.

The Grass never lies. He knows everything... and he’s legged it with Spidy.

What he doesn't realise is I am the police

handcuffs on standby GK so be good now

*Ghengis eyes the handcuffs. Then shows Officers Spidey and Incandescent the Cold Face*

Lead the way. I'm innocent, but if I'm guilty, I don't care.

Is this role play Gk

Not since you pulled those cuffs out on me. I thought you wanted to skinny dip with me! It's all a ruse to set me up for a crime I didnt commit. You broke my heart. Cuff me and be done with it..

Let him go. I’m in charge and I can’t stand it when someone cries. Go take care of him Officer Spidy...

Hes going to so NOT enjoy this

*Ghengis steps out of the sea making no attempt to cover his modesty, cold face firmly attached. Whistles for his horse, hops on and rides out of Fabtown*

Only wanted to open up a Pirate bar and be a lifeguard.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

This place is lawless.

I like it.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I'm just a tourist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just a tourist"

Word to the wise. Watch out for the po po

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over a year ago

"I'm just a tourist

Word to the wise. Watch out for the po po"

Seems they operate the same in the town as they do online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd run a little train that would do circuits of the town.

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