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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had a dirty dream about a forumite, we were at his getting it on when things just kept going wrong. The last thing I remember is falling asleep on his sofa while he chatted to someone else on his phone.

I CAN'T EVEN GET LAID IN MY DREAMS!!!

What's your most recent failure?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I had a dirty dream about a forumite, we were at his getting it on when things just kept going wrong. The last thing I remember is falling asleep on his sofa while he chatted to someone else on his phone.

I CAN'T EVEN GET LAID IN MY DREAMS!!!

What's your most recent failure? "

Must have been me with it all going wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The zips on my shorts keep breaking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a dirty dream about a forumite, we were at his getting it on when things just kept going wrong. The last thing I remember is falling asleep on his sofa while he chatted to someone else on his phone.

I CAN'T EVEN GET LAID IN MY DREAMS!!!

What's your most recent failure?

Must have been me with it all going wrong. "

No comment

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Dreamt I'd written a number one song. In my dream it sounded fantastic, everyone was singing along...

I even thought in my dream "I need to remember this song when I wake up!"....

Needless to say I woke up and it was gone ...

Bugger!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The zips on my shorts keep breaking"

It must be because of your massive penis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dreamt I'd written a number one song. In my dream it sounded fantastic, everyone was singing along...

I even thought in my dream "I need to remember this song when I wake up!"....

Needless to say I woke up and it was gone ...

Bugger!"

Won't it be weird if you turn on the radio one day and hear someone singing it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The zips on my shorts keep breaking

It must be because of you're a massive penis."

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a dirty dream about a forumite, we were at his getting it on when things just kept going wrong. The last thing I remember is falling asleep on his sofa while he chatted to someone else on his phone.

I CAN'T EVEN GET LAID IN MY DREAMS!!!

What's your most recent failure? "

I dreamt about one last night too! He was meeting loads of ladies on here and I was being his taxi service!! Wtf lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I forgot about my crumpets because I got distracted and they ended up burnt.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Dreamt I'd written a number one song. In my dream it sounded fantastic, everyone was singing along...

I even thought in my dream "I need to remember this song when I wake up!"....

Needless to say I woke up and it was gone ...

Bugger!"

You know what you need to do now

You need to write a tribute!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I forgot about my crumpets because I got distracted and they ended up burnt. "

I feel your pain.

No one wants burnt crumpets.

You can't ever scrape them !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The zips on my shorts keep breaking

It must be because of you're a massive penis.

Thanks "

*shrugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a dirty dream about a forumite, we were at his getting it on when things just kept going wrong. The last thing I remember is falling asleep on his sofa while he chatted to someone else on his phone.

I CAN'T EVEN GET LAID IN MY DREAMS!!!

What's your most recent failure?

I dreamt about one last night too! He was meeting loads of ladies on here and I was being his taxi service!! Wtf lol "

Maybe it was the same one, at one point one of the ladies he has already met turned up in my dream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I forgot about my crumpets because I got distracted and they ended up burnt. "

Nnnnooooo! I hate that, it only seems to happen when there's none left in the packet too!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I had a dirty dream about a forumite, we were at his getting it on when things just kept going wrong. The last thing I remember is falling asleep on his sofa while he chatted to someone else on his phone.

I CAN'T EVEN GET LAID IN MY DREAMS!!!

What's your most recent failure?

I dreamt about one last night too! He was meeting loads of ladies on here and I was being his taxi service!! Wtf lol "

Again, that could also be me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The zips on my shorts keep breaking

It must be because of you're a massive penis.

Thanks

*shrugs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I forgot about my crumpets because I got distracted and they ended up burnt. "

I leave my porridge in the microwave all the time at work and it just turns to concrete.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I forgot about my crumpets because I got distracted and they ended up burnt.

I leave my porridge in the microwave all the time at work and it just turns to concrete. "

Heartbreaking. Sorry you do that so often babes.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I forgot about my crumpets because I got distracted and they ended up burnt.

I leave my porridge in the microwave all the time at work and it just turns to concrete. "

Used to do that, now I go with the portidge pots I can just pour hot water on and leave on my desk.

Dearer but better than cleaning Vesuvius out of the microwave .

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I just tried to melt chocolate in the microwave. That stuff stinks when it burns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was introduced to one of the Kardashian at a small gathering in London last week.

There was a point where everyone left the room except for us two, so we had to make small talk. I was really tired (had a big night out the night before) and for some reason I couldn’t think of anything to say other than “I love Thai curry”.

She just said “ooook” and did an awkward nod then we just stood silently until a mutual friend walked in and took over the convo.

I’m still red from embarrassment 10 days later ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking into work uniform top inside out

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I was introduced to one of the Kardashian at a small gathering in London last week.

There was a point where everyone left the room except for us two, so we had to make small talk. I was really tired (had a big night out the night before) and for some reason I couldn’t think of anything to say other than “I love Thai curry”.

She just said “ooook” and did an awkward nod then we just stood silently until a mutual friend walked in and took over the convo.

I’m still red from embarrassment 10 days later ffs"

Hahahaha, you dafty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spent several hours ironing yesterday while Mrs was at work, thought I'd earn a load of brownie points I could cash in later

Very last item was her favourite t-shirt, and I burnt a big hole in it!!

Major fail.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was introduced to one of the Kardashian at a small gathering in London last week.

There was a point where everyone left the room except for us two, so we had to make small talk. I was really tired (had a big night out the night before) and for some reason I couldn’t think of anything to say other than “I love Thai curry”.

She just said “ooook” and did an awkward nod then we just stood silently until a mutual friend walked in and took over the convo.

I’m still red from embarrassment 10 days later ffs"

That's genuinely cringeworthingly brilliant. I feel your pain as I laugh heartily.

Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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What's your most recent failure? "

Life....nuff said.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I feel better already

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

We went to a wonderful event last night, dressed to the nines, looking fab-u-lous...

But managed to take a series of truly terrible photographs that are mostly unusable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeting someone who put my health at risk

Luckily i was completely safe and ok but still angry about it, never never again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trusting mother goose to cut my hair.....

Should of went to barbers.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trusting mother goose to cut my hair.....

Should of went to barbers..... "

I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police turned up and arrested her for GBH.

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