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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh wand

How i love you

Never no fuss, never no time wasting

Just plug you in and off you go

Little buzz big buzz just there oh oh oh!

Oh my my wand how i love you so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh wand

How i love you

Never no fuss, never no time wasting

Just plug you in and off you go

Little buzz big buzz just there oh oh oh!

Oh my my wand how i love you so

Can one be reincarnated as a wand or is that silly

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

If someone invents an attachment to remove lids off jars, blokes are officially redundant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh wand

How i love you

Never no fuss, never no time wasting

Just plug you in and off you go

Little buzz big buzz just there oh oh oh!

Oh my my wand how i love you so

Can one be reincarnated as a wand or is that silly"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If someone invents an attachment to remove lids off jars, blokes are officially redundant

I can do that

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"If someone invents an attachment to remove lids off jars, blokes are officially redundant

With enough wand play Jo is now capable of opening them in between her thighs!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"If someone invents an attachment to remove lids off jars, blokes are officially redundant

With enough wand play Jo is now capable of opening them in between her thighs!

D."

It’s the cracking walnuts that really made me worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh wand

How i love you

Never no fuss, never no time wasting

Just plug you in and off you go

Little buzz big buzz just there oh oh oh!

Oh my my wand how i love you so

Can one be reincarnated as a wand or is that silly"

The closest you'll get is reincarnation as Paul Daniels, although when I think about it he never had a wand.

You like it but not a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh wand

How i love you

Never no fuss, never no time wasting

Just plug you in and off you go

Little buzz big buzz just there oh oh oh!

Oh my my wand how i love you so

Can one be reincarnated as a wand or is that silly

The closest you'll get is reincarnation as Paul Daniels, although when I think about it he never had a wand.

You like it but not a lot."

Corny

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"If someone invents an attachment to remove lids off jars, blokes are officially redundant

They'll never make a wand that can put the bins out, so you're safe ....for now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If someone invents an attachment to remove lids off jars, blokes are officially redundant

They'll never make a wand that can put the bins out, so you're safe ....for now

Or kiss

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By *ondonFreakMan
over a year ago

London

Plagiarism!

I'm sure I remember Pam Ayres reading that out on That's Life in the 80`s..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plagiarism!

I'm sure I remember Pam Ayres reading that out on That's Life in the 80`s..

Doubtful i wrote it myself

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By *ondonFreakMan
over a year ago

London

"Plagiarism!

I'm sure I remember Pam Ayres reading that out on That's Life in the 80`s..

Doubtful i wrote it myself "

I was joking

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Oh wand

How i love you

Never no fuss, never no time wasting

Just plug you in and off you go

Little buzz big buzz just there oh oh oh!

Oh my my wand how i love you so

Heartfelt and so true.....

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

We gave a Doxy, never seen Kitty squirt so hard!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Yes, it's definitely love

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

"If someone invents an attachment to remove lids off jars, blokes are officially redundant

No attachment needed, just slide a knife up inside the edge of the lid until it releases the vacuum.

Penises and a willing tongue on other hand will never be redundant

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Oh wand

How i love you

Never no fuss, never no time wasting

Just plug you in and off you go

Little buzz big buzz just there oh oh oh!

Oh my my wand how i love you so

There's a little tear in my eye from reading that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh wand

How i love you

Never no fuss, never no time wasting

Just plug you in and off you go

Little buzz big buzz just there oh oh oh!

Oh my my wand how i love you so

There's a little tear in my eye from reading that."

This morning i did too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone invents an attachment to remove lids off jars, blokes are officially redundant

No chance, they still need us to buy a round of drinks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If someone invents an attachment to remove lids off jars, blokes are officially redundant

No chance, they still need us to buy a round of drinks."

Wrong!!!! I can afford my own. You know that

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