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"Did you come up with an age for a mature women? " 25 | |||
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"Did you come up with an age for a mature women? 25" I told you the thread would implode! At least I couldn’t work out how to add to it  maybe you were right earlier, I am thick! | |||
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"Come onnnn Ignite "I'm waiting for you what will turn you on more,flanelette or a crimpalene nights? | |||
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"Ignite, Devon, Adam. All over to my place for chocolate cake and nicotine’s." We are sneaking out to the Bingo when they get it on, right? | |||
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"Ignite, Devon, Adam. All over to my place for chocolate cake and nicotine’s. We are sneaking out to the Bingo when they get it on, right?" Shhh. Yaas. Or to the Square Dancing class... | |||
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"Ignite, Devon, Adam. All over to my place for chocolate cake and nicotine’s. We are sneaking out to the Bingo when they get it on, right? Shhh. Yaas. Or to the Square Dancing class..." Oooh you saucy minx! You KNOW what I like! | |||
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"Okay, NOW mature is in. Mature will tell you that AGE is NOT just a number. I thank you. Not fuck you. Just thank you
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"Come onnnn Ignite
I'm waiting for you what will turn you on more,flanelette or a crimpalene nights?"Omg  | |||
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"Did you come up with an age for a mature women? 25 I told you the thread would implode! At least I couldn’t work out how to add to it maybe you were right earlier, I am thick!"I just press the back button on my phone and write a new message. I'm only telling you that as I feel we have a strong bond now,don't tell anyone else! | |||
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"Ignite, Devon, Adam. All over to my place for chocolate cake and nicotine’s." Will ignite bring her false teeth? | |||
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"Okay, NOW mature is in. Mature will tell you that AGE is NOT just a number. I thank you. Not fuck you. Just thank you
FAF?"Always. | |||
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"Did you come up with an age for a mature women? 25 I told you the thread would implode! At least I couldn’t work out how to add to it maybe you were right earlier, I am thick!
I just press the back button on my phone and write a new message. I'm only telling you that as I feel we have a strong bond now,don't tell anyone else!" That's a fab platinum member secret
OP trust me, you are in! | |||
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"Did you come up with an age for a mature women? 25 I told you the thread would implode! At least I couldn’t work out how to add to it maybe you were right earlier, I am thick!
I just press the back button on my phone and write a new message. I'm only telling you that as I feel we have a strong bond now,don't tell anyone else!"I won’t tell anyone but I feel like the whole of fab has united in wanting us to join in meeting | |||
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"Did you come up with an age for a mature women? 25 I told you the thread would implode! At least I couldn’t work out how to add to it maybe you were right earlier, I am thick!
I just press the back button on my phone and write a new message. I'm only telling you that as I feel we have a strong bond now,don't tell anyone else!
That's a fab platinum member secret
OP trust me, you are in!" Jackpot | |||
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"Bloody hell that should have said nightie my phone keeps changing my damn word's,naughty thing. " You in a nightie! Now we’re talking  | |||
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"Okay, NOW mature is in. Mature will tell you that AGE is NOT just a number. I thank you. Not fuck you. Just thank you
FAF?
Always. "I've missed you, I've still got your teeth, I had them plated by Burt the Turk and put in a glass case on the mantel. | |||
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"Ignite, Devon, Adam. All over to my place for chocolate cake and nicotine’s." I'm there,however I may give you a lecture regarding the nicotines!  | |||
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"Okay, NOW mature is in. Mature will tell you that AGE is NOT just a number. I thank you. Not fuck you. Just thank you
FAF?
Always.
I've missed you, I've still got your teeth, I had them plated by Burt the Turk and put in a glass case on the mantel. "Keep them. They look better in your lips than in mine. I got them from a hippo anyway. | |||
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"Ignite, Devon, Adam. All over to my place for chocolate cake and nicotine’s. I'm there,however I may give you a lecture regarding the nicotines! "I'll wear patches... 
This lifestyle has changed soooo much | |||
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"Did you come up with an age for a mature women? 25 I told you the thread would implode! At least I couldn’t work out how to add to it maybe you were right earlier, I am thick!"25!! Well ok then.... | |||
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"Okay, NOW mature is in. Mature will tell you that AGE is NOT just a number. I thank you. Not fuck you. Just thank you
FAF?
Always.
I've missed you, I've still got your teeth, I had them plated by Burt the Turk and put in a glass case on the mantel.
Keep them. They look better in your lips than in mine. I got them from a hippo anyway." see | |||
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"Ignite, Devon, Adam. All over to my place for chocolate cake and nicotine’s. We are sneaking out to the Bingo when they get it on, right?" Erm excuse me no dipping out of your duties | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel..." I feel like I’ve grown to know her well and I think this is something she may do...she is enjoying this.  | |||
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"Bloody hell that should have said nightie my phone keeps changing my damn word's,naughty thing. " That's old women on phones for you. | |||
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"Ignite, Devon, Adam. All over to my place for chocolate cake and nicotine’s. We are sneaking out to the Bingo when they get it on, right? Erm excuse me no dipping out of your duties " Yea, we need you to clean up the cake and nicotine’s when we sneak off! | |||
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"Ignite, Devon, Adam. All over to my place for chocolate cake and nicotine’s. We are sneaking out to the Bingo when they get it on, right? Erm excuse me no dipping out of your duties " Now I have "duties", what am I the f'ing butler? To be fair, i do shuffle a bit when I walk and have a tendency to walk into rooms and have no idea why. | |||
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"Ignite, Devon, Adam. All over to my place for chocolate cake and nicotine’s. We are sneaking out to the Bingo when they get it on, right? Erm excuse me no dipping out of your duties " Sigh. Have to keep the senile one happy... | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel..." What cake do you have? | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have?" So the cake will swing this for you, not me? Iv still got it | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have?" I shall bake whatever you need to get you here. | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? So the cake will swing this for you, not me? Iv still got it ". Shut yer gin for a minute... | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? So the cake will swing this for you, not me? Iv still got it . Shut yer gin for a minute..."Listen to the clever lady, sit back lad, let Pops and IED negotiate the cake | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have?" Oh it's chocolate I'm not concentrating,I'm watching tv as well anyone watching BBC1? | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? So the cake will swing this for you, not me? Iv still got it . Shut yer gin for a minute..."Carrot cake for me x | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? Oh it's chocolate I'm not concentrating,I'm watching tv as well anyone watching BBC1?" We’ve lost her folks | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? Oh it's chocolate I'm not concentrating,I'm watching tv as well anyone watching BBC1?" You're a lemon drizzle fan, aren't you? | |||
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"Got the lavender and talcum powder? " Don’t forget scented draw liners and those padded clothes hangers | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? Oh it's chocolate I'm not concentrating,I'm watching tv as well anyone watching BBC1? We’ve lost her folks "*cough* she's playing hard to get, cool your heels *cough* | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? Oh it's chocolate I'm not concentrating,I'm watching tv as well anyone watching BBC1?" Chocolate it is. No we’re concentrating on your love life not watching telly...  | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? So the cake will swing this for you, not me? Iv still got it "I could eat cake off your torso try not to get any crumbs on your crotch mind as I'm sure you wouldn't want me to venture there would you now | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? So the cake will swing this for you, not me? Iv still got it
I could eat cake off your torso try not to get any crumbs on your crotch mind as I'm sure you wouldn't want me to venture there would you now" | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? Oh it's chocolate I'm not concentrating,I'm watching tv as well anyone watching BBC1? We’ve lost her folks "Not completely as I've seen it before,it's really sad. | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? So the cake will swing this for you, not me? Iv still got it
I could eat cake off your torso try not to get any crumbs on your crotch mind as I'm sure you wouldn't want me to venture there would you now"FFS respond now!! you nugget | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? So the cake will swing this for you, not me? Iv still got it
I could eat cake off your torso try not to get any crumbs on your crotch mind as I'm sure you wouldn't want me to venture there would you now"Ordinarily not! Usually when I eat cake naked and I crumb goes down there I go ballistic! But if you did it I’m sure I’d not mind | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? So the cake will swing this for you, not me? Iv still got it
I could eat cake off your torso try not to get any crumbs on your crotch mind as I'm sure you wouldn't want me to venture there would you now
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? Oh it's chocolate I'm not concentrating,I'm watching tv as well anyone watching BBC1? You're a lemon drizzle fan, aren't you?" Not especially,I do like it but give me a cream choux bun and I'm anyone's. | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? Oh it's chocolate I'm not concentrating,I'm watching tv as well anyone watching BBC1? Chocolate it is. No we’re concentrating on your love life not watching telly... "m Is this fab island? Is one of us going to get a text any minute!? | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? So the cake will swing this for you, not me? Iv still got it
I could eat cake off your torso try not to get any crumbs on your crotch mind as I'm sure you wouldn't want me to venture there would you now
Say something quick!"That was close, can you prod harder please | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? Oh it's chocolate I'm not concentrating,I'm watching tv as well anyone watching BBC1? You're a lemon drizzle fan, aren't you? Not especially,I do like it but give me a cream choux bun and I'm anyone's." Thanks for the tip! Any late night bakers in!? | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? So the cake will swing this for you, not me? Iv still got it
I could eat cake off your torso try not to get any crumbs on your crotch mind as I'm sure you wouldn't want me to venture there would you now
Say something quick!
That was close, can you prod harder please "I can prod as hard as she jolly well likes | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? Oh it's chocolate I'm not concentrating,I'm watching tv as well anyone watching BBC1? You're a lemon drizzle fan, aren't you? Not especially,I do like it but give me a cream choux bun and I'm anyone's. Thanks for the tip! Any late night bakers in!? "Psst, OP, nothing makes the oldies swoon like being able to do these things yourself  | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? So the cake will swing this for you, not me? Iv still got it
I could eat cake off your torso try not to get any crumbs on your crotch mind as I'm sure you wouldn't want me to venture there would you now
Ordinarily not! Usually when I eat cake naked and I crumb goes down there I go ballistic! But if you did it I’m sure I’d not mind "Cake crumbs are just not something to be wasted in my opinion,I lick them off the plate... | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? Oh it's chocolate I'm not concentrating,I'm watching tv as well anyone watching BBC1? You're a lemon drizzle fan, aren't you? Not especially,I do like it but give me a cream choux bun and I'm anyone's. Thanks for the tip! Any late night bakers in!? "Yep. I can do those for you. Stuffed with cream too. I’ve invested too much in this now to just give up... | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? So the cake will swing this for you, not me? Iv still got it
I could eat cake off your torso try not to get any crumbs on your crotch mind as I'm sure you wouldn't want me to venture there would you now
Say something quick!
That was close, can you prod harder please
I can prod as hard as she jolly well likes "Devon prodding me and I like it | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? Oh it's chocolate I'm not concentrating,I'm watching tv as well anyone watching BBC1? Chocolate it is. No we’re concentrating on your love life not watching telly... m
Is this fab island? Is one of us going to get a text any minute!? "MESSAGE! That's not me telling you to message | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? So the cake will swing this for you, not me? Iv still got it
I could eat cake off your torso try not to get any crumbs on your crotch mind as I'm sure you wouldn't want me to venture there would you now
Ordinarily not! Usually when I eat cake naked and I crumb goes down there I go ballistic! But if you did it I’m sure I’d not mind
Cake crumbs are just not something to be wasted in my opinion,I lick them off the plate..."Well if they were to somehow find themselves on my crotch then | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? Oh it's chocolate I'm not concentrating,I'm watching tv as well anyone watching BBC1? Chocolate it is. No we’re concentrating on your love life not watching telly... m
Is this fab island? Is one of us going to get a text any minute!?
MESSAGE! That's not me telling you to message "No but it seriously was though | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? So the cake will swing this for you, not me? Iv still got it
I could eat cake off your torso try not to get any crumbs on your crotch mind as I'm sure you wouldn't want me to venture there would you now
Say something quick!
That was close, can you prod harder please
I can prod as hard as she jolly well likes Devon prodding me and I like it " | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? So the cake will swing this for you, not me? Iv still got it
I could eat cake off your torso try not to get any crumbs on your crotch mind as I'm sure you wouldn't want me to venture there would you now
Ordinarily not! Usually when I eat cake naked and I crumb goes down there I go ballistic! But if you did it I’m sure I’d not mind
Cake crumbs are just not something to be wasted in my opinion,I lick them off the plate...
Well if they were to somehow find themselves on my crotch then "Yeah Ignite. Stranger things have happened... | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? Oh it's chocolate I'm not concentrating,I'm watching tv as well anyone watching BBC1? Chocolate it is. No we’re concentrating on your love life not watching telly... m
Is this fab island? Is one of us going to get a text any minute!?
MESSAGE! That's not me telling you to message
No but it seriously was though"I’m unusually bad at reading signals, I hope everyone is ready for older women appreciation part 38 when I finally get the hint! | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? Oh it's chocolate I'm not concentrating,I'm watching tv as well anyone watching BBC1? You're a lemon drizzle fan, aren't you? Not especially,I do like it but give me a cream choux bun and I'm anyone's. Thanks for the tip! Any late night bakers in!?
Yep. I can do those for you. Stuffed with cream too. I’ve invested too much in this now to just give up..."Oh my God I love them,they'd be no room in my mouth for Adams cock if there was choux buns around. Sorry Adam priorities and all that... | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? Oh it's chocolate I'm not concentrating,I'm watching tv as well anyone watching BBC1? Chocolate it is. No we’re concentrating on your love life not watching telly... m
Is this fab island? Is one of us going to get a text any minute!?
MESSAGE! That's not me telling you to message
No but it seriously was though". You two need to get a room the pair of you. | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? Oh it's chocolate I'm not concentrating,I'm watching tv as well anyone watching BBC1? Chocolate it is. No we’re concentrating on your love life not watching telly... m
Is this fab island? Is one of us going to get a text any minute!?
MESSAGE! That's not me telling you to message
No but it seriously was though
I’m unusually bad at reading signals, I hope everyone is ready for older women appreciation part 38 when I finally get the hint! "Dude!! I have arthritic fingers! Think of the old folks..... oh wait, you are | |||
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"He can feed you. " She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? Oh it's chocolate I'm not concentrating,I'm watching tv as well anyone watching BBC1? Chocolate it is. No we’re concentrating on your love life not watching telly... m
Is this fab island? Is one of us going to get a text any minute!?
MESSAGE! That's not me telling you to message
No but it seriously was though
. You two need to get a room the pair of you."Who? Why are you referring to yourself in the third person? | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? Oh it's chocolate I'm not concentrating,I'm watching tv as well anyone watching BBC1? Chocolate it is. No we’re concentrating on your love life not watching telly... m
Is this fab island? Is one of us going to get a text any minute!?
MESSAGE! That's not me telling you to message
No but it seriously was though
. You two need to get a room the pair of you.
Who? Why are you referring to yourself in the third person?"She's forgotten her meds again, quick! | |||
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"One min I'm just going back to the Menopause thread..." She’ll be back... | |||
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"Don’t leave him hanging... that’s too cruel... What cake do you have? Oh it's chocolate I'm not concentrating,I'm watching tv as well anyone watching BBC1? Chocolate it is. No we’re concentrating on your love life not watching telly... m
Is this fab island? Is one of us going to get a text any minute!?
MESSAGE! That's not me telling you to message
No but it seriously was though
. You two need to get a room the pair of you.
Who? Why are you referring to yourself in the third person?"No you cheeky. | |||
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"One min I'm just going back to the Menopause thread..." I need a face-palm emoij, seriously | |||
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"One min I'm just going back to the Menopause thread..." Yea and I’m going too | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything " You can supply the extra cream  | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream "ADAM!!! | |||
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"One min I'm just going back to the Menopause thread... I need a face-palm emoij, seriously " I'm back,there's too much real life shit going on in there for my liking... | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream "Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
ADAM!!!"WHAT!!! | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
ADAM!!!" | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
ADAM!!!
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though "Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
ADAM!!!
WHAT!!!
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it "My work here is done. Night Night  | |||
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"Sorry I had a nap. Right so erm... what were we talking about? Peas right?" Fluffy teddy bears and what's your fav sex position | |||
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"Sorry I had a nap. Right so erm... what were we talking about? Peas right? Fluffy teddy bears and what's your fav sex position" erm...... Can we talk about peas? please? | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it "Put the nozzle straight in and get it all out then...easiest way of doing it! Don’t waste any | |||
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"Sorry I had a nap. Right so erm... what were we talking about? Peas right?" Give peas a chance. | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night "Night night visit again real soon...I'll be up in one minute. | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night "Not really, she hasn’t invited me to chesterfield? | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Night night visit again real soon...I'll be up in one minute."Fucking right, the Stannah's bust again, I'll see you in the morning | |||
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"Sorry I had a nap. Right so erm... what were we talking about? Peas right? Fluffy teddy bears and what's your fav sex position erm...... Can we talk about peas? please?"But we weren't talking about peas silly. | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night "Mine too. Proud of you both | |||
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"Sorry I had a nap. Right so erm... what were we talking about? Peas right? Give peas a chance." Mushy or garden peas? It's important. | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Mine too. Proud of you both "Zero messages from her in inbox! I’d say you haven’t worked hard enough | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Not really, she hasn’t invited me to chesterfield? "Here's a thought young fella me lad, have you messaged her? | |||
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(To be fair - though - most 18 year olds are well used to handling themselves! ) | |||
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"Sorry I had a nap. Right so erm... what were we talking about? Peas right? Give peas a chance. Mushy or garden peas? It's important." Got to be mushy. | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Not really, she hasn’t invited me to chesterfield?
Here's a thought young fella me lad, have you messaged her?"You, and your wise replies! | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Night night visit again real soon...I'll be up in one minute.
Fucking right, the Stannah's bust again, I'll see you in the morning "I told you to get it fixed! Do men ever listen?! | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Mine too. Proud of you both
Zero messages from her in inbox! I’d say you haven’t worked hard enough "Click on one of her messages and send her a love poem. | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Not really, she hasn’t invited me to chesterfield?
Here's a thought young fella me lad, have you messaged her?
You, and your wise replies! "When the problem is young stripling, when you finally wise up, you're too old to remember why you needed to wise up. | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Night night visit again real soon...I'll be up in one minute.
Fucking right, the Stannah's bust again, I'll see you in the morning
I told you to get it fixed! Do men ever listen?!"How about Broad Beans, compromise? | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Not really, she hasn’t invited me to chesterfield?
Here's a thought young fella me lad, have you messaged her?"Shush it's up to me to do that being the eldest an all | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Not really, she hasn’t invited me to chesterfield?
Here's a thought young fella me lad, have you messaged her?
You, and your wise replies!
When the problem is young stripling, when you finally wise up, you're too old to remember why you needed to wise up."That sounded too wise to be wise | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Not really, she hasn’t invited me to chesterfield?
Here's a thought young fella me lad, have you messaged her?
Shush it's up to me to do that being the eldest an all "Well.... | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Not really, she hasn’t invited me to chesterfield?
Here's a thought young fella me lad, have you messaged her?
Shush it's up to me to do that being the eldest an all "Will you pm him? Please? I love happy endings... | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Mine too. Proud of you both
Zero messages from her in inbox! I’d say you haven’t worked hard enough
Click on one of her messages and send her a love poem."That actually made me laugh out loud. I think I might have one from pre school somewhere!? | |||
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"Oh one should really check one's messages,one min..." Maybe, you never know what will be floating around in there | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Not really, she hasn’t invited me to chesterfield?
Here's a thought young fella me lad, have you messaged her?
Shush it's up to me to do that being the eldest an all
Will you pm him? Please? I love happy endings..."I do love a happy ending too | |||
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"Sorry I had a nap. Right so erm... what were we talking about? Peas right? Give peas a chance. Mushy or garden peas? It's important. Got to be mushy." CORRECT answer thankyou James some common sense at last. | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Not really, she hasn’t invited me to chesterfield?
Here's a thought young fella me lad, have you messaged her?
Shush it's up to me to do that being the eldest an all "Where did you put the screwdrivers, this Stannah isn't gonna mend by looking at it, and oh fuck it, I've spilt my horlicks... theres a pair of M&S PJs that are destined for dusters and no mistaking *cough* Note lad, she likes to be in control *cough* | |||
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"A happy ending for today "Who knows!? | |||
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"Loving this thread!
And I must say OP - for an 18 Year old you’re handling yourself very well on this thread!
(To be fair - though - most 18 year olds are well used to handling themselves! ) "Haha thanks | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Not really, she hasn’t invited me to chesterfield?
Here's a thought young fella me lad, have you messaged her?
Shush it's up to me to do that being the eldest an all
Where did you put the screwdrivers, this Stannah isn't gonna mend by looking at it, and oh fuck it, I've spilt my horlicks... theres a pair of M&S PJs that are destined for dusters and no mistaking
*cough* Note lad, she likes to be in control *cough*"I need to find a 25 year old virgin that I can take control off | |||
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"and that children" said youngbuffguy18 "is how I met your mother" | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Not really, she hasn’t invited me to chesterfield?
Here's a thought young fella me lad, have you messaged her?
Shush it's up to me to do that being the eldest an all
Where did you put the screwdrivers, this Stannah isn't gonna mend by looking at it, and oh fuck it, I've spilt my horlicks... theres a pair of M&S PJs that are destined for dusters and no mistaking
*cough* Note lad, she likes to be in control *cough*
I need to find a 25 year old virgin that I can take control off"Orrrr an 18 year old university student who love choux buns | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Night night visit again real soon...I'll be up in one minute.
Fucking right, the Stannah's bust again, I'll see you in the morning
I told you to get it fixed! Do men ever listen?!
How about Broad Beans, compromise?"I dislike broad beans immensely. | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Not really, she hasn’t invited me to chesterfield?
Here's a thought young fella me lad, have you messaged her?
Shush it's up to me to do that being the eldest an all
Where did you put the screwdrivers, this Stannah isn't gonna mend by looking at it, and oh fuck it, I've spilt my horlicks... theres a pair of M&S PJs that are destined for dusters and no mistaking
*cough* Note lad, she likes to be in control *cough*
I need to find a 25 year old virgin that I can take control off"Can I be first reserve? | |||
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"and that children" said youngbuffguy18 "is how I met your mother"" | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Not really, she hasn’t invited me to chesterfield?
Here's a thought young fella me lad, have you messaged her?
Shush it's up to me to do that being the eldest an all
Where did you put the screwdrivers, this Stannah isn't gonna mend by looking at it, and oh fuck it, I've spilt my horlicks... theres a pair of M&S PJs that are destined for dusters and no mistaking
*cough* Note lad, she likes to be in control *cough*
I need to find a 25 year old virgin that I can take control off
Can I be first reserve?"You are a virgin right? | |||
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"and that children" said youngbuffguy18 "is how I met your mother"
Still think skinny guys break? Only asking because I would like to repair some forum fall out damage.....and apologise.
?? I wouldn’t have said that on here. I did wonder why the situation was erm as it is! But I don’t think it was me who did that. I really can’t remember! Did we have an argument? Lol. "Oooh. The popcorn comes out again... | |||
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"and that children" said youngbuffguy18 "is how I met your mother"
Still think skinny guys break? Only asking because I would like to repair some forum fall out damage.....and apologise.
?? I wouldn’t have said that on here. I did wonder why the situation was erm as it is! But I don’t think it was me who did that. I really can’t remember! Did we have an argument? Lol.
Oooh. The popcorn comes out again..."Haha I deleted my comment. I honestly can’t remember! No need for popcorn | |||
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"and that children" said youngbuffguy18 "is how I met your mother"
Still think skinny guys break? Only asking because I would like to repair some forum fall out damage.....and apologise.
?? I wouldn’t have said that on here. I did wonder why the situation was erm as it is! But I don’t think it was me who did that. I really can’t remember! Did we have an argument? Lol.
Oooh. The popcorn comes out again..."Oi!! I deleted that! | |||
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"He can feed you. She could eat the Choux bun off me? I have a solution for everything You can supply the extra cream
Can’t eat a choux bun unless it’s covered in cream? You have to give the tube a good shake to get it out though
Just squirt it straight in my mouth and I'll swallow it
My work here is done. Night Night
Not really, she hasn’t invited me to chesterfield?
Here's a thought young fella me lad, have you messaged her?
Shush it's up to me to do that being the eldest an all
Where did you put the screwdrivers, this Stannah isn't gonna mend by looking at it, and oh fuck it, I've spilt my horlicks... theres a pair of M&S PJs that are destined for dusters and no mistaking
*cough* Note lad, she likes to be in control *cough*
I need to find a 25 year old virgin that I can take control off
Can I be first reserve?
You are a virgin right?"erm....... yes? | |||
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"Bloody hell I'm hungry I need cake..." I did offer! And someone has offered to bake for us too...so you know. | |||
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"and that children" said youngbuffguy18 "is how I met your mother"
Still think skinny guys break? Only asking because I would like to repair some forum fall out damage.....and apologise.
?? I wouldn’t have said that on here. I did wonder why the situation was erm as it is! But I don’t think it was me who did that. I really can’t remember! Did we have an argument? Lol.
Oooh. The popcorn comes out again...
Oi!! I deleted that!"Me too | |||
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"and that children" said youngbuffguy18 "is how I met your mother"
Still think skinny guys break? Only asking because I would like to repair some forum fall out damage.....and apologise.
?? I wouldn’t have said that on here. I did wonder why the situation was erm as it is! But I don’t think it was me who did that. I really can’t remember! Did we have an argument? Lol.
Oooh. The popcorn comes out again..."Your avatar is......... right I'm going to bed, I don't know what happened in here tonight, i am never this jolly and I blame it on the meds.
Buffbloke; welcome to the forums. Nora; sorry, Ignite; give me back my flip-flops. IED all my nights are yours | |||
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"and that children" said youngbuffguy18 "is how I met your mother"
Still think skinny guys break? Only asking because I would like to repair some forum fall out damage.....and apologise.
?? I wouldn’t have said that on here. I did wonder why the situation was erm as it is! But I don’t think it was me who did that. I really can’t remember! Did we have an argument? Lol.
Oooh. The popcorn comes out again...
Oi!! I deleted that!"Don't you just hate it when someone does that | |||
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"Mr Devon. You have so much unfinished business all over the fora. I’m going to get through a lot of popcorn..." I never done nuffink, now shooo (choux), I am learning to bake in the morning | |||
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"Bloody hell I'm hungry I need cake... I did offer! And someone has offered to bake for us too...so you know." Yes but I need it right now I had a little tummy rumble. | |||
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"Bloody hell I'm hungry I need cake... I did offer! And someone has offered to bake for us too...so you know. Yes but I need it right now I had a little tummy rumble." Yes me too, all this talk of squirty cream has made me feel like that too! | |||
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"Bloody hell I'm hungry I need cake... I did offer! And someone has offered to bake for us too...so you know. Yes but I need it right now I had a little tummy rumble. Yes me too, all this talk of squirty cream has made me feel like that too! "Bloody love cream,spunk not quite so much but stick cream with it and it's pretty good. | |||
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"Bloody hell I'm hungry I need cake... I did offer! And someone has offered to bake for us too...so you know. Yes but I need it right now I had a little tummy rumble. Yes me too, all this talk of squirty cream has made me feel like that too!
Bloody love cream,spunk not quite so much but stick cream with it and it's pretty good."Spunky cream? I could spunk in a choux bun? That would do it | |||
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"Bloody hell I'm hungry I need cake... I did offer! And someone has offered to bake for us too...so you know. Yes but I need it right now I had a little tummy rumble. Yes me too, all this talk of squirty cream has made me feel like that too!
Bloody love cream,spunk not quite so much but stick cream with it and it's pretty good.
Spunky cream? I could spunk in a choux bun? That would do it "Slight stirrings there...Right it's my bedtime I'm disappearing. Thankyou for your company this evening and the other two crazy one's! | |||
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"Bloody hell I'm hungry I need cake... I did offer! And someone has offered to bake for us too...so you know. Yes but I need it right now I had a little tummy rumble. Yes me too, all this talk of squirty cream has made me feel like that too!
Bloody love cream,spunk not quite so much but stick cream with it and it's pretty good.
Spunky cream? I could spunk in a choux bun? That would do it
Slight stirrings there...Right it's my bedtime I'm disappearing. Thankyou for your company this evening and the other two crazy one's!"I’m nearly crying. That was lovely that last exchange | |||
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"Bloody hell I'm hungry I need cake... I did offer! And someone has offered to bake for us too...so you know. Yes but I need it right now I had a little tummy rumble. Yes me too, all this talk of squirty cream has made me feel like that too!
Bloody love cream,spunk not quite so much but stick cream with it and it's pretty good.
Spunky cream? I could spunk in a choux bun? That would do it
Slight stirrings there...Right it's my bedtime I'm disappearing. Thankyou for your company this evening and the other two crazy one's!
I’m nearly crying. That was lovely that last exchange "I’m crying too, she’s blown me off  | |||
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