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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've just felt a spot in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard of it , I remember My Perfect Cousin - The Undertones though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinchy pinchy squeezy squeeze

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Deadly serious.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

When you say in it??

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"When you say in it??"

Bloody phone, on it

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Well that went tits up.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Jesus ...... quarantine for you

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"When you say in it??

Bloody phone, on it

Ah, not quite as bad as I’d feared

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Jesus ...... quarantine for you "

You know what that's means don't you.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Jesus ...... quarantine for you

You know what that's means don't you."

Yes...Al is not going near your plague...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I've just felt a spot in it.

Is it like a snake bite in the old cowboy films? Do you need the poison sucking out

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Jesus ...... quarantine for you

You know what that's means don't you.

Yes...Al is not going near your plague...

No creme eggs

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I've just felt a spot in it.

Is it like a snake bite in the old cowboy films? Do you need the poison sucking out

You offering

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It’s the beginnings of saggyness. Wait till morning...

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Jesus ...... quarantine for you

You know what that's means don't you.

Yes...Al is not going near your plague...

No creme eggs

Bollocks

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Jesus ...... quarantine for you

You know what that's means don't you.

Yes...Al is not going near your plague...

No creme eggs

Bollocks "

Them too seeing as you've put me out of action.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Jesus ...... quarantine for you

You know what that's means don't you.

Yes...Al is not going near your plague...

No creme eggs

Bollocks

Them too seeing as you've put me out of action."

Me???? How is a spot on your tooshy my fault, pray tell...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Medic...some call a medic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Medic...some call a medic

Someone, honestly my keypad is alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you say in it??

Bloody phone, on it

Put some natural honey on it and cover with a big plaster overnight. Will be ripe by morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No probs dear chap I have an orbital sander

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Jesus ...... quarantine for you

You know what that's means don't you.

Yes...Al is not going near your plague...

No creme eggs

Bollocks

Them too seeing as you've put me out of action.

Me???? How is a spot on your tooshy my fault, pray tell...

You've put me in quarantine

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Medic...some call a medic

Someone, honestly my keypad is alive

Not just my phone then

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Jesus ...... quarantine for you

You know what that's means don't you.

Yes...Al is not going near your plague...

No creme eggs

Bollocks

Them too seeing as you've put me out of action.

Me???? How is a spot on your tooshy my fault, pray tell...

You've put me in quarantine

You have koodies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds vile

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"When you say in it??

Bloody phone, on it

Put some natural honey on it and cover with a big plaster overnight. Will be ripe by morning

Big plaster

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"No probs dear chap I have an orbital sander

You know what you can so with that don't you

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Jesus ...... quarantine for you

You know what that's means don't you.

Yes...Al is not going near your plague...

No creme eggs

Bollocks

Them too seeing as you've put me out of action.

Me???? How is a spot on your tooshy my fault, pray tell...

You've put me in quarantine

You have koodies! "

Wtf it's only a pimple

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Jesus ...... quarantine for you

You know what that's means don't you.

Yes...Al is not going near your plague...

No creme eggs

Bollocks

Them too seeing as you've put me out of action.

Me???? How is a spot on your tooshy my fault, pray tell...

You've put me in quarantine

You have koodies!

Wtf it's only a pimple

Ok, a koodie.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No probs dear chap I have an orbital sander

You know what you can so with that don't you

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orbit your botty

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"No probs dear chap I have an orbital sander

You know what you can so with that don't you

orbit your botty

I do often....

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"No probs dear chap I have an orbital sander

You know what you can so with that don't you

orbit your botty

Could you do mine after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No probs dear chap I have an orbital sander

You know what you can so with that don't you

orbit your botty

Could you do mine after

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my pleasure no sander required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No probs dear chap I have an orbital sander

You know what you can so with that don't you

orbit your botty

I do often....

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oh my

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