Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to The Lounge |
| Jump to newest |  |
 we love you x | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Aw that’s nice I’ll tell my mum she’ll be most grateful. " I’ll ring my Gran  | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How mature are we talking?" More mature than mature | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How mature are we talking?" I was trying to be sensitive.. I wasn’t trying to be rude to anyone who is “older” I’m 18 so it’s a fair point to say anyone on here is probably older to me lol. But I do like them “older”...hopefully I avoided that question well enough  | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How mature are we talking? I was trying to be sensitive.. I wasn’t trying to be rude to anyone who is “older” I’m 18 so it’s a fair point to say anyone on here is probably older to me lol. But I do like them “older”...hopefully I avoided that question well enough "You're talking like 25 aren't ya  | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How mature are we talking? I was trying to be sensitive.. I wasn’t trying to be rude to anyone who is “older” I’m 18 so it’s a fair point to say anyone on here is probably older to me lol. But I do like them “older”...hopefully I avoided that question well enough "Come on cough, what age do you consider mature? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How mature are we talking? I was trying to be sensitive.. I wasn’t trying to be rude to anyone who is “older” I’m 18 so it’s a fair point to say anyone on here is probably older to me lol. But I do like them “older”...hopefully I avoided that question well enough
You're talking like 25 aren't ya" add a few more years! To the 2 part | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How mature are we talking? I was trying to be sensitive.. I wasn’t trying to be rude to anyone who is “older” I’m 18 so it’s a fair point to say anyone on here is probably older to me lol. But I do like them “older”...hopefully I avoided that question well enough
You're talking like 25 aren't ya
add a few more years! To the 2 part "55? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Well I think that’s cute OP and appreciate your gesture..."
(Tart) | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How mature are we talking? I was trying to be sensitive.. I wasn’t trying to be rude to anyone who is “older” I’m 18 so it’s a fair point to say anyone on here is probably older to me lol. But I do like them “older”...hopefully I avoided that question well enough
You're talking like 25 aren't ya"It’s worse than that, he means 21  | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Well I think that’s cute OP and appreciate your gesture..." You’re very welcome | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How mature are we talking? I was trying to be sensitive.. I wasn’t trying to be rude to anyone who is “older” I’m 18 so it’s a fair point to say anyone on here is probably older to me lol. But I do like them “older”...hopefully I avoided that question well enough
You're talking like 25 aren't ya
add a few more years! To the 2 part
55?"That would be mature but I’d like it  | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How mature are we talking? I was trying to be sensitive.. I wasn’t trying to be rude to anyone who is “older” I’m 18 so it’s a fair point to say anyone on here is probably older to me lol. But I do like them “older”...hopefully I avoided that question well enough
You're talking like 25 aren't ya
add a few more years! To the 2 part
55?
That would be mature but I’d like it "Are you still at school? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How mature are we talking? I was trying to be sensitive.. I wasn’t trying to be rude to anyone who is “older” I’m 18 so it’s a fair point to say anyone on here is probably older to me lol. But I do like them “older”...hopefully I avoided that question well enough
You're talking like 25 aren't ya
add a few more years! To the 2 part
55?
That would be mature but I’d like it
Are you still at school?"
Lol no.. depends what you’d call school I guess! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How mature are we talking? I was trying to be sensitive.. I wasn’t trying to be rude to anyone who is “older” I’m 18 so it’s a fair point to say anyone on here is probably older to me lol. But I do like them “older”...hopefully I avoided that question well enough
You're talking like 25 aren't ya
add a few more years! To the 2 part
55?
That would be mature but I’d like it
Are you still at school?
Lol no.. depends what you’d call school I guess!"6 Form? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday "Haha no, 2 days ago actually  | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How mature are we talking? I was trying to be sensitive.. I wasn’t trying to be rude to anyone who is “older” I’m 18 so it’s a fair point to say anyone on here is probably older to me lol. But I do like them “older”...hopefully I avoided that question well enough
You're talking like 25 aren't ya
add a few more years! To the 2 part
55?
That would be mature but I’d like it
Are you still at school?
Lol no.. depends what you’d call school I guess!
6 Form?"Guess again! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday "That's what I'm thinking  | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How mature are we talking? I was trying to be sensitive.. I wasn’t trying to be rude to anyone who is “older” I’m 18 so it’s a fair point to say anyone on here is probably older to me lol. But I do like them “older”...hopefully I avoided that question well enough
You're talking like 25 aren't ya
add a few more years! To the 2 part
55?
That would be mature but I’d like it
Are you still at school?
Lol no.. depends what you’d call school I guess!
6 Form?
Guess again!"College | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking "Come on Mrs Robinson | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How mature are we talking? I was trying to be sensitive.. I wasn’t trying to be rude to anyone who is “older” I’m 18 so it’s a fair point to say anyone on here is probably older to me lol. But I do like them “older”...hopefully I avoided that question well enough
You're talking like 25 aren't ya
add a few more years! To the 2 part
55?
That would be mature but I’d like it
Are you still at school?
Lol no.. depends what you’d call school I guess!
6 Form?
Guess again!
College"You’re making my thumb hurt scrolling through this reply now guess again... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson "That’s what he’s hoping to do | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson "I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How mature are we talking? I was trying to be sensitive.. I wasn’t trying to be rude to anyone who is “older” I’m 18 so it’s a fair point to say anyone on here is probably older to me lol. But I do like them “older”...hopefully I avoided that question well enough
You're talking like 25 aren't ya
add a few more years! To the 2 part
55?
That would be mature but I’d like it
Are you still at school?
Lol no.. depends what you’d call school I guess!
6 Form?
Guess again!
College
You’re making my thumb hurt scrolling through this reply now guess again..."Apprentice | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
That’s what he’s hoping to do " | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How mature are we talking? I was trying to be sensitive.. I wasn’t trying to be rude to anyone who is “older” I’m 18 so it’s a fair point to say anyone on here is probably older to me lol. But I do like them “older”...hopefully I avoided that question well enough
You're talking like 25 aren't ya
add a few more years! To the 2 part
55?
That would be mature but I’d like it
Are you still at school?
Lol no.. depends what you’d call school I guess!
6 Form?
Guess again!
College
You’re making my thumb hurt scrolling through this reply now guess again...
Apprentice "I didn’t realise there were so many outlets of education! But no | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now"Nah, you’re gorgeous. Do it and tell us all about it. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now
Nah, you’re gorgeous. Do it and tell us all about it. " | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How mature are we talking? I was trying to be sensitive.. I wasn’t trying to be rude to anyone who is “older” I’m 18 so it’s a fair point to say anyone on here is probably older to me lol. But I do like them “older”...hopefully I avoided that question well enough
You're talking like 25 aren't ya
add a few more years! To the 2 part
55?
That would be mature but I’d like it
Are you still at school?
Lol no.. depends what you’d call school I guess!
6 Form?
Guess again!
College
You’re making my thumb hurt scrolling through this reply now guess again...
Apprentice
I didn’t realise there were so many outlets of education! But no"No what's left,you can't be in Uni can you? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now
Nah, you’re gorgeous. Do it and tell us all about it. "Bloody hell I think I'd feel like his Granny never mind his mum | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How mature are we talking? I was trying to be sensitive.. I wasn’t trying to be rude to anyone who is “older” I’m 18 so it’s a fair point to say anyone on here is probably older to me lol. But I do like them “older”...hopefully I avoided that question well enough
You're talking like 25 aren't ya
add a few more years! To the 2 part
55?
That would be mature but I’d like it
Are you still at school?
Lol no.. depends what you’d call school I guess!
6 Form?
Guess again!
College
You’re making my thumb hurt scrolling through this reply now guess again...
Apprentice
I didn’t realise there were so many outlets of education! But no
No what's left,you can't be in Uni can you?"Yes!! Finally! Are you suggesting I’m thick? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now
Nah, you’re gorgeous. Do it and tell us all about it.
Bloody hell I think I'd feel like his Granny never mind his mum "Hey... age is just a number | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now
Nah, you’re gorgeous. Do it and tell us all about it.
Bloody hell I think I'd feel like his Granny never mind his mum "Sorry but this has made my evening. Laughing so much... BUT. Age is just a number  | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How mature are we talking? I was trying to be sensitive.. I wasn’t trying to be rude to anyone who is “older” I’m 18 so it’s a fair point to say anyone on here is probably older to me lol. But I do like them “older”...hopefully I avoided that question well enough
You're talking like 25 aren't ya
add a few more years! To the 2 part
55?
That would be mature but I’d like it
Are you still at school?
Lol no.. depends what you’d call school I guess!
6 Form?
Guess again!
College
You’re making my thumb hurt scrolling through this reply now guess again...
Apprentice
I didn’t realise there were so many outlets of education! But no
No what's left,you can't be in Uni can you?
Yes!! Finally! Are you suggesting I’m thick? "
No of course not,I'm just thinking if you're only 18 you wouldn't be old enough for uni,you nearly 19 then? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now
Nah, you’re gorgeous. Do it and tell us all about it.
Bloody hell I think I'd feel like his Granny never mind his mum
Sorry but this has made my evening. Laughing so much... BUT. Age is just a number "Exactly it’s about physical attraction and the connection! I think | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How mature are we talking? I was trying to be sensitive.. I wasn’t trying to be rude to anyone who is “older” I’m 18 so it’s a fair point to say anyone on here is probably older to me lol. But I do like them “older”...hopefully I avoided that question well enough
You're talking like 25 aren't ya
add a few more years! To the 2 part
55?
That would be mature but I’d like it
Are you still at school?
Lol no.. depends what you’d call school I guess!
6 Form?
Guess again!
College
You’re making my thumb hurt scrolling through this reply now guess again...
Apprentice
I didn’t realise there were so many outlets of education! But no
No what's left,you can't be in Uni can you?
Yes!! Finally! Are you suggesting I’m thick?
No of course not,I'm just thinking if you're only 18 you wouldn't be old enough for uni,you nearly 19 then?"My uni let’s you in when your 17! Say what you will about that I’m 19 at the end of the year (calendar, not school year ) | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now
Nah, you’re gorgeous. Do it and tell us all about it.
Bloody hell I think I'd feel like his Granny never mind his mum
Sorry but this has made my evening. Laughing so much... BUT. Age is just a number "I fear my maternal side may surface more than my rampant sex side,I could try giving him a wet smacker on the cheek like you get from a granny and go from there | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" No of course not,I'm just thinking if you're only 18 you wouldn't be old enough for uni,you nearly 19 then? My uni let’s you in when your 17! Say what you will about that I’m 19 at the end of the year (calendar, not school year )"Who's your sexiest teacher? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" No of course not,I'm just thinking if you're only 18 you wouldn't be old enough for uni,you nearly 19 then? My uni let’s you in when your 17! Say what you will about that I’m 19 at the end of the year (calendar, not school year )
Who's your sexiest teacher?"My sports science teacher...blonde, leggy | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now
Nah, you’re gorgeous. Do it and tell us all about it.
Bloody hell I think I'd feel like his Granny never mind his mum
Sorry but this has made my evening. Laughing so much... BUT. Age is just a number
I fear my maternal side may surface more than my rampant sex side,I could try giving him a wet smacker on the cheek like you get from a granny and go from there"Everything starts somewhere | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now
Nah, you’re gorgeous. Do it and tell us all about it.
Bloody hell I think I'd feel like his Granny never mind his mum
Sorry but this has made my evening. Laughing so much... BUT. Age is just a number
I fear my maternal side may surface more than my rampant sex side,I could try giving him a wet smacker on the cheek like you get from a granny and go from there"Stop it else I’m going to die... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" No of course not,I'm just thinking if you're only 18 you wouldn't be old enough for uni,you nearly 19 then? My uni let’s you in when your 17! Say what you will about that I’m 19 at the end of the year (calendar, not school year )
Who's your sexiest teacher?
My sports science teacher...blonde, leggy "Keep going, she’s weakening... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
You seem more mature than most.
Welcome and good luck | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" No of course not,I'm just thinking if you're only 18 you wouldn't be old enough for uni,you nearly 19 then? My uni let’s you in when your 17! Say what you will about that I’m 19 at the end of the year (calendar, not school year )
Who's your sexiest teacher?
My sports science teacher...blonde, leggy
Keep going, she’s weakening... "Lol I’m checking my inbox periodically but...nothing | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Fair play to you OP, you are taking this better than a man twice your age, you know what..... I think you are going to like it here. You seem more mature than most.
Welcome and good luck "Thanks good to be here! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" No of course not,I'm just thinking if you're only 18 you wouldn't be old enough for uni,you nearly 19 then? My uni let’s you in when your 17! Say what you will about that I’m 19 at the end of the year (calendar, not school year )
Who's your sexiest teacher?
My sports science teacher...blonde, leggy
Keep going, she’s weakening...
Lol I’m checking my inbox periodically but...nothing "Seriously, I love your optimism and the fact you don’t give up and so will she... eventually. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Fair play to you OP, you are taking this better than a man twice your age, you know what..... I think you are going to like it here. You seem more mature than most.
Welcome and good luck "And you already have an older woman to deal with... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" No of course not,I'm just thinking if you're only 18 you wouldn't be old enough for uni,you nearly 19 then? My uni let’s you in when your 17! Say what you will about that I’m 19 at the end of the year (calendar, not school year )
Who's your sexiest teacher?
My sports science teacher...blonde, leggy
Keep going, she’s weakening...
Lol I’m checking my inbox periodically but...nothing
Seriously, I love your optimism and the fact you don’t give up and so will she... eventually." well we will see | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Fair play to you OP, you are taking this better than a man twice your age, you know what..... I think you are going to like it here. You seem more mature than most.
Welcome and good luck
And you already have an older woman to deal with..."I like him, can we keep him? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now
Nah, you’re gorgeous. Do it and tell us all about it.
Bloody hell I think I'd feel like his Granny never mind his mum
Sorry but this has made my evening. Laughing so much... BUT. Age is just a number
I fear my maternal side may surface more than my rampant sex side,I could try giving him a wet smacker on the cheek like you get from a granny and go from there
Everything starts somewhere "Cough...how do you feel about false teeth? In or out? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Fair play to you OP, you are taking this better than a man twice your age, you know what..... I think you are going to like it here. You seem more mature than most.
Welcome and good luck
And you already have an older woman to deal with...
I like him, can we keep him?"Yes my precious, if you wish... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Let’s all heap praise and admiration on the beautiful, more mature women we love you x"What age is a mature woman OP? Just asking for a friend | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" No of course not,I'm just thinking if you're only 18 you wouldn't be old enough for uni,you nearly 19 then? My uni let’s you in when your 17! Say what you will about that I’m 19 at the end of the year (calendar, not school year )
Who's your sexiest teacher?
My sports science teacher...blonde, leggy
Keep going, she’s weakening... "Yoohoo Op I've found you a very attractive 50 year old | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Fair play to you OP, you are taking this better than a man twice your age, you know what..... I think you are going to like it here. You seem more mature than most.
Welcome and good luck
And you already have an older woman to deal with...
I like him, can we keep him?
Yes my precious, if you wish..."Yay! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now
Nah, you’re gorgeous. Do it and tell us all about it.
Bloody hell I think I'd feel like his Granny never mind his mum
Sorry but this has made my evening. Laughing so much... BUT. Age is just a number
I fear my maternal side may surface more than my rampant sex side,I could try giving him a wet smacker on the cheek like you get from a granny and go from there
Everything starts somewhere
Cough...how do you feel about false teeth? In or out?"Hmm can we try it both ways? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" No of course not,I'm just thinking if you're only 18 you wouldn't be old enough for uni,you nearly 19 then? My uni let’s you in when your 17! Say what you will about that I’m 19 at the end of the year (calendar, not school year )
Who's your sexiest teacher?
My sports science teacher...blonde, leggy
Keep going, she’s weakening...
Yoohoo Op I've found you a very attractive 50 year old" have you now?  | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now
Nah, you’re gorgeous. Do it and tell us all about it.
Bloody hell I think I'd feel like his Granny never mind his mum
Sorry but this has made my evening. Laughing so much... BUT. Age is just a number
I fear my maternal side may surface more than my rampant sex side,I could try giving him a wet smacker on the cheek like you get from a granny and go from there
Everything starts somewhere
Cough...how do you feel about false teeth? In or out?
Hmm can we try it both ways? "10/10 she'll gum you again! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now
Nah, you’re gorgeous. Do it and tell us all about it. "Now we know who Mrs Robinson is... does the young OP? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now
Nah, you’re gorgeous. Do it and tell us all about it.
Now we know who Mrs Robinson is... does the young OP? "
That’s what Google’s for | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now
Nah, you’re gorgeous. Do it and tell us all about it.
Bloody hell I think I'd feel like his Granny never mind his mum
Sorry but this has made my evening. Laughing so much... BUT. Age is just a number
I fear my maternal side may surface more than my rampant sex side,I could try giving him a wet smacker on the cheek like you get from a granny and go from there
Everything starts somewhere
Cough...how do you feel about false teeth? In or out?
Hmm can we try it both ways? "Sure,they have a tendency to fall out anyway as I can't always afford fixadent on my pension. Fixadent = glue for false teeth | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" No of course not,I'm just thinking if you're only 18 you wouldn't be old enough for uni,you nearly 19 then? My uni let’s you in when your 17! Say what you will about that I’m 19 at the end of the year (calendar, not school year )
Who's your sexiest teacher?
My sports science teacher...blonde, leggy
Keep going, she’s weakening...
Yoohoo Op I've found you a very attractive 50 year old
have you now? "Oh yes | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" Sure,they have a tendency to fall out anyway as I can't always afford fixadent on my pension. Fixadent = glue for false teeth" It’s a test OP. You’re beautiful and Ignite is beautiful so why shouldn’t it happen? Oh unless you live too far apart | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now
Nah, you’re gorgeous. Do it and tell us all about it.
Bloody hell I think I'd feel like his Granny never mind his mum
Sorry but this has made my evening. Laughing so much... BUT. Age is just a number
I fear my maternal side may surface more than my rampant sex side,I could try giving him a wet smacker on the cheek like you get from a granny and go from there
Everything starts somewhere
Cough...how do you feel about false teeth? In or out?
Hmm can we try it both ways?
Sure,they have a tendency to fall out anyway as I can't always afford fixadent on my pension.
Fixadent = glue for false teeth"I’m sure I could glue them in for you | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" No of course not,I'm just thinking if you're only 18 you wouldn't be old enough for uni,you nearly 19 then? My uni let’s you in when your 17! Say what you will about that I’m 19 at the end of the year (calendar, not school year )
Who's your sexiest teacher?
My sports science teacher...blonde, leggy
Keep going, she’s weakening...
Yoohoo Op I've found you a very attractive 50 year old
have you now?
Oh yes "I feel a joke coming on... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" Sure,they have a tendency to fall out anyway as I can't always afford fixadent on my pension. Fixadent = glue for false teeth It’s a test OP. You’re beautiful and Ignite is beautiful so why shouldn’t it happen? Oh unless you live too far apart "She’s a tease, I like it! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" Sure,they have a tendency to fall out anyway as I can't always afford fixadent on my pension. Fixadent = glue for false teeth It’s a test OP. You’re beautiful and Ignite is beautiful so why shouldn’t it happen? Oh unless you live too far apart "I'm going to duck out, I feel like I am cramping their style.... this thread warms me cockles so it does, seeing two separated by distance and time finding something magical, see how she has already started explaining things to him.... it's so damn cute. Good luck OP, stick around, we need a bucket more like you here | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" Sure,they have a tendency to fall out anyway as I can't always afford fixadent on my pension. Fixadent = glue for false teeth It’s a test OP. You’re beautiful and Ignite is beautiful so why shouldn’t it happen? Oh unless you live too far apart
I'm going to duck out, I feel like I am cramping their style.... this thread warms me cockles so it does, seeing two separated by distance and time finding something magical, see how she has already started explaining things to him.... it's so damn cute.
Good luck OP, stick around, we need a bucket more like you here "Thanks, and good to talk! Please stay and flirt if you wish | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now
Nah, you’re gorgeous. Do it and tell us all about it.
Bloody hell I think I'd feel like his Granny never mind his mum
Sorry but this has made my evening. Laughing so much... BUT. Age is just a number
I fear my maternal side may surface more than my rampant sex side,I could try giving him a wet smacker on the cheek like you get from a granny and go from there
Everything starts somewhere
Cough...how do you feel about false teeth? In or out?
Hmm can we try it both ways?
Sure,they have a tendency to fall out anyway as I can't always afford fixadent on my pension.
Fixadent = glue for false teeth
I’m sure I could glue them in for you "Is that with your own 'special' glue? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" Sure,they have a tendency to fall out anyway as I can't always afford fixadent on my pension. Fixadent = glue for false teeth It’s a test OP. You’re beautiful and Ignite is beautiful so why shouldn’t it happen? Oh unless you live too far apart
I'm going to duck out, I feel like I am cramping their style.... this thread warms me cockles so it does, seeing two separated by distance and time finding something magical, see how she has already started explaining things to him.... it's so damn cute.
Good luck OP, stick around, we need a bucket more like you here
Thanks, and good to talk! Please stay and flirt if you wish "Thanks Adam, but I think this is all yours, may she "ignite" you in ways you have hitherto only dreamed of | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now
Nah, you’re gorgeous. Do it and tell us all about it.
Bloody hell I think I'd feel like his Granny never mind his mum
Sorry but this has made my evening. Laughing so much... BUT. Age is just a number
I fear my maternal side may surface more than my rampant sex side,I could try giving him a wet smacker on the cheek like you get from a granny and go from there
Everything starts somewhere
Cough...how do you feel about false teeth? In or out?
Hmm can we try it both ways?
Sure,they have a tendency to fall out anyway as I can't always afford fixadent on my pension.
Fixadent = glue for false teeth
I’m sure I could glue them in for you
Is that with your own 'special' glue?"Might be it’s very adhesive! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" Sure,they have a tendency to fall out anyway as I can't always afford fixadent on my pension. Fixadent = glue for false teeth It’s a test OP. You’re beautiful and Ignite is beautiful so why shouldn’t it happen? Oh unless you live too far apart "The last time I was in Colchester was about 1985 for my brothers passing out parade. Were your parents born then op? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now
Nah, you’re gorgeous. Do it and tell us all about it.
Bloody hell I think I'd feel like his Granny never mind his mum
Sorry but this has made my evening. Laughing so much... BUT. Age is just a number
I fear my maternal side may surface more than my rampant sex side,I could try giving him a wet smacker on the cheek like you get from a granny and go from there
Everything starts somewhere
Cough...how do you feel about false teeth? In or out?
Hmm can we try it both ways?
Sure,they have a tendency to fall out anyway as I can't always afford fixadent on my pension.
Fixadent = glue for false teeth
I’m sure I could glue them in for you
Is that with your own 'special' glue?
Might be it’s very adhesive! "Yes it's very potent at your age,wait til your my age it'll be like bloody water | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" Sure,they have a tendency to fall out anyway as I can't always afford fixadent on my pension. Fixadent = glue for false teeth It’s a test OP. You’re beautiful and Ignite is beautiful so why shouldn’t it happen? Oh unless you live too far apart
Oooohhhh lol
The last time I was in Colchester was about 1985 for my brothers passing out parade. Were your parents born then op?" | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" Sure,they have a tendency to fall out anyway as I can't always afford fixadent on my pension. Fixadent = glue for false teeth It’s a test OP. You’re beautiful and Ignite is beautiful so why shouldn’t it happen? Oh unless you live too far apart
The last time I was in Colchester was about 1985 for my brothers passing out parade. Were your parents born then op?"I have no idea when my parents were born! I just know their names, where they live and number incase of emergencies! Basic information! I’m young and a man. So would you come to Colchester again? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Oh god he left yesterday
That's what I'm thinking
Come on Mrs Robinson
I'm just debating how depressingly old I feel right now
Nah, you’re gorgeous. Do it and tell us all about it.
Bloody hell I think I'd feel like his Granny never mind his mum
Sorry but this has made my evening. Laughing so much... BUT. Age is just a number
I fear my maternal side may surface more than my rampant sex side,I could try giving him a wet smacker on the cheek like you get from a granny and go from there
Everything starts somewhere
Cough...how do you feel about false teeth? In or out?
Hmm can we try it both ways?
Sure,they have a tendency to fall out anyway as I can't always afford fixadent on my pension.
Fixadent = glue for false teeth
I’m sure I could glue them in for you
Is that with your own 'special' glue?
Might be it’s very adhesive!
Yes it's very potent at your age,wait til your my age it'll be like bloody water" But I like water, water is necessary for life | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Fair play to you OP, you are taking this better than a man twice your age, you know what..... I think you are going to like it here. You seem more mature than most.
Welcome and good luck "This | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" Sure,they have a tendency to fall out anyway as I can't always afford fixadent on my pension. Fixadent = glue for false teeth It’s a test OP. You’re beautiful and Ignite is beautiful so why shouldn’t it happen? Oh unless you live too far apart
Oooohhhh lol
The last time I was in Colchester was about 1985 for my brothers passing out parade. Were your parents born then op?"Oy I was born in 1985 and I'm not old enough to be his mum | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" I have no idea when my parents were born! I just know their names, where they live and number incase of emergencies! Basic information! I’m young and a man. So would you come to Colchester again? "I'd need to check if my bus pass covers me on Stagecoach,otherwise you'd have to get your push bike out I'm afraid | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" Sure,they have a tendency to fall out anyway as I can't always afford fixadent on my pension. Fixadent = glue for false teeth It’s a test OP. You’re beautiful and Ignite is beautiful so why shouldn’t it happen? Oh unless you live too far apart
Oooohhhh lol
The last time I was in Colchester was about 1985 for my brothers passing out parade. Were your parents born then op?
Oy I was born in 1985 and I'm not old enough to be his mum "You could be | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Fair play to you OP, you are taking this better than a man twice your age, you know what..... I think you are going to like it here. You seem more mature than most.
Welcome and good luck
This ". Love this thread!! Do stay. You’re fun, I like you. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" Sure,they have a tendency to fall out anyway as I can't always afford fixadent on my pension. Fixadent = glue for false teeth It’s a test OP. You’re beautiful and Ignite is beautiful so why shouldn’t it happen? Oh unless you live too far apart
Oooohhhh lol
The last time I was in Colchester was about 1985 for my brothers passing out parade. Were your parents born then op?
Oy I was born in 1985 and I'm not old enough to be his mum
You could be"I turned 15 in 2000.  | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" I have no idea when my parents were born! I just know their names, where they live and number incase of emergencies! Basic information! I’m young and a man. So would you come to Colchester again?
I'd need to check if my bus pass covers me on Stagecoach,otherwise you'd have to get your push bike out I'm afraid "Do bus passes cover national trips? Well I know I’m fit but I don’t think I could bike to “amillionmilesaway” where on earth is that? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" Sure,they have a tendency to fall out anyway as I can't always afford fixadent on my pension. Fixadent = glue for false teeth It’s a test OP. You’re beautiful and Ignite is beautiful so why shouldn’t it happen? Oh unless you live too far apart
Oooohhhh lol
The last time I was in Colchester was about 1985 for my brothers passing out parade. Were your parents born then op?
Oy I was born in 1985 and I'm not old enough to be his mum
You could be
I turned 15 in 2000. "Poor you I turned 28! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
OP- I really like you in a platonic way. Welcome to Fab | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Fair play to you OP, you are taking this better than a man twice your age, you know what..... I think you are going to like it here. You seem more mature than most.
Welcome and good luck
This
. Love this thread!! Do stay. You’re fun, I like you. "Thanks | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Chill Ignite. Stop fighting it.
OP- I really like you in a platonic way. Welcome to Fab "She will be fighting you in a minute if she thinks you’re after me
(I’m starting jealousy tactics) | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" I have no idea when my parents were born! I just know their names, where they live and number incase of emergencies! Basic information! I’m young and a man. So would you come to Colchester again?
I'd need to check if my bus pass covers me on Stagecoach,otherwise you'd have to get your push bike out I'm afraid
Do bus passes cover national trips? Well I know I’m fit but I don’t think I could bike to “amillionmilesaway” where on earth is that? "You're good.... You're very good
I will buy you some spokey dokeys | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Fair play to you OP, you are taking this better than a man twice your age, you know what..... I think you are going to like it here. You seem more mature than most.
Welcome and good luck
This
. Love this thread!! Do stay. You’re fun, I like you.
Thanks "You seem to be doing well though. Looks like you had a very busy day recently! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" Sure,they have a tendency to fall out anyway as I can't always afford fixadent on my pension. Fixadent = glue for false teeth It’s a test OP. You’re beautiful and Ignite is beautiful so why shouldn’t it happen? Oh unless you live too far apart
Oooohhhh lol
The last time I was in Colchester was about 1985 for my brothers passing out parade. Were your parents born then op?
Oy I was born in 1985 and I'm not old enough to be his mum
You could be
I turned 15 in 2000.
Poor you I turned 28! "Not a good mum age though, is it? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Chill Ignite. Stop fighting it.
OP- I really like you in a platonic way. Welcome to Fab
She will be fighting you in a minute if she thinks you’re after me
(I’m starting jealousy tactics) "Ok. I’ll play along | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" Sure,they have a tendency to fall out anyway as I can't always afford fixadent on my pension. Fixadent = glue for false teeth It’s a test OP. You’re beautiful and Ignite is beautiful so why shouldn’t it happen? Oh unless you live too far apart
Oooohhhh lol
The last time I was in Colchester was about 1985 for my brothers passing out parade. Were your parents born then op?
Oy I was born in 1985 and I'm not old enough to be his mum
You could be
I turned 15 in 2000.
Poor you I turned 28!
Not a good mum age though, is it? "Ah!! I really must read all comments before commenting! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" I have no idea when my parents were born! I just know their names, where they live and number incase of emergencies! Basic information! I’m young and a man. So would you come to Colchester again?
I'd need to check if my bus pass covers me on Stagecoach,otherwise you'd have to get your push bike out I'm afraid
Do bus passes cover national trips? Well I know I’m fit but I don’t think I could bike to “amillionmilesaway” where on earth is that? "Oh it's National Express isn't it not Stagecoach silly me,damn menopause gives you marshmallow brain! Well I'm somewhere beginning with a C towards the North ^^ | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Chill Ignite. Stop fighting it.
OP- I really like you in a platonic way. Welcome to Fab "Erm I do believe you're the one with your hands behind you lady! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Chill Ignite. Stop fighting it.
OP- I really like you in a platonic way. Welcome to Fab
She will be fighting you in a minute if she thinks you’re after me
(I’m starting jealousy tactics) "It's called LLP around here | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" I have no idea when my parents were born! I just know their names, where they live and number incase of emergencies! Basic information! I’m young and a man. So would you come to Colchester again?
I'd need to check if my bus pass covers me on Stagecoach,otherwise you'd have to get your push bike out I'm afraid
Do bus passes cover national trips? Well I know I’m fit but I don’t think I could bike to “amillionmilesaway” where on earth is that?
Oh it's National Express isn't it not Stagecoach silly me,damn menopause gives you marshmallow brain!
Well I'm somewhere beginning with a C towards the North ^^"Well that totally bypassed me that one!  Well I know you aren’t in Colchester... so I’m done! I’m pants at geography...oh hang on. Iv got one more but I don’t want to say it incase anybody hunts you down | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Chill Ignite. Stop fighting it.
OP- I really like you in a platonic way. Welcome to Fab
Erm I do believe you're the one with your hands behind you lady!"Shhh! Don’t corrupt him! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Chill Ignite. Stop fighting it.
OP- I really like you in a platonic way. Welcome to Fab
She will be fighting you in a minute if she thinks you’re after me
(I’m starting jealousy tactics)
It's called LLP around here"If it works then who cares what it’s called | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Let’s all heap praise and admiration on the beautiful, more mature women we love you x"Why?? They don't need praise and admiration from others. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Chill Ignite. Stop fighting it.
OP- I really like you in a platonic way. Welcome to Fab
Erm I do believe you're the one with your hands behind you lady!
Shhh! Don’t corrupt him!"I think she’d like that | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" I have no idea when my parents were born! I just know their names, where they live and number incase of emergencies! Basic information! I’m young and a man. So would you come to Colchester again?
I'd need to check if my bus pass covers me on Stagecoach,otherwise you'd have to get your push bike out I'm afraid
Do bus passes cover national trips? Well I know I’m fit but I don’t think I could bike to “amillionmilesaway” where on earth is that?
Oh it's National Express isn't it not Stagecoach silly me,damn menopause gives you marshmallow brain!
Well I'm somewhere beginning with a C towards the North ^^
Well that totally bypassed me that one! Well I know you aren’t in Colchester... so I’m done! I’m pants at geography...oh hang on. Iv got one more but I don’t want to say it incase anybody hunts you down "Maps are on Google too | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" I have no idea when my parents were born! I just know their names, where they live and number incase of emergencies! Basic information! I’m young and a man. So would you come to Colchester again?
I'd need to check if my bus pass covers me on Stagecoach,otherwise you'd have to get your push bike out I'm afraid
Do bus passes cover national trips? Well I know I’m fit but I don’t think I could bike to “amillionmilesaway” where on earth is that?
Oh it's National Express isn't it not Stagecoach silly me,damn menopause gives you marshmallow brain!
Well I'm somewhere beginning with a C towards the North ^^
Well that totally bypassed me that one! Well I know you aren’t in Colchester... so I’m done! I’m pants at geography...oh hang on. Iv got one more but I don’t want to say it incase anybody hunts you down "Be brave say it... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| Reply privately |
" I have no idea when my parents were born! I just know their names, where they live and number incase of emergencies! Basic information! I’m young and a man. So would you come to Colchester again?
I'd need to check if my bus pass covers me on Stagecoach,otherwise you'd have to get your push bike out I'm afraid
Do bus passes cover national trips? Well I know I’m fit but I don’t think I could bike to “amillionmilesaway” where on earth is that?
Oh it's National Express isn't it not Stagecoach silly me,damn menopause gives you marshmallow brain!
Well I'm somewhere beginning with a C towards the North ^^
Well that totally bypassed me that one! Well I know you aren’t in Colchester... so I’m done! I’m pants at geography...oh hang on. Iv got one more but I don’t want to say it incase anybody hunts you down
Be brave say it..."Coventry? This could end up like the education game earlier...  | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Coventry?" Ahh great minds... now I’m thinking you’re thinking I copied you (I didn’t) | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Coventry? Ahh great minds... now I’m thinking you’re thinking I copied you (I didn’t) " I believe you. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Coventry? Ahh great minds... now I’m thinking you’re thinking I copied you (I didn’t) I believe you. " That’s a relief! Wouldn’t want to lose my thread cred | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Coventry? Ahh great minds... now I’m thinking you’re thinking I copied you (I didn’t) " No the pair of you are WRONG dopey pair | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Coventry? Ahh great minds... now I’m thinking you’re thinking I copied you (I didn’t) No the pair of you are WRONG dopey pair"Can we remind you of the education game earlier? How about Carlisle? Iv got it haven’t I? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Cambridge *cough*" Oh you! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| Reply privately |
"Cambridge *cough*" Nope | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Coventry? Ahh great minds... now I’m thinking you’re thinking I copied you (I didn’t) No the pair of you are WRONG dopey pair
Can we remind you of the education game earlier? How about Carlisle? Iv got it haven’t I? "Have another go... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Crewe?" Bit to the right | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Coventry? Ahh great minds... now I’m thinking you’re thinking I copied you (I didn’t) No the pair of you are WRONG dopey pair
Can we remind you of the education game earlier? How about Carlisle? Iv got it haven’t I?
Have another go..."Chester? By the way, this is slightly harder than my “what education level is he at” I am pretty sure there are tonnes of places in the UK beginning with C! We need a new thread “ places beginning with C” | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Chester *cough*" I was just going to say it isn't Chester either | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Chester *cough* I was just going to say it isn't Chester either "What if I add a field to that | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Coventry? Ahh great minds... now I’m thinking you’re thinking I copied you (I didn’t) No the pair of you are WRONG dopey pair
Can we remind you of the education game earlier? How about Carlisle? Iv got it haven’t I?
Have another go...
Chester? By the way, this is slightly harder than my “what education level is he at” I am pretty sure there are tonnes of places in the UK beginning with C! We need a new thread “ places beginning with C” "Ok a clue it's quite similar to Colchester. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Chester *cough* I was just going to say it isn't Chester either
What if I add a field to that "Shhhh | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Coventry? Ahh great minds... now I’m thinking you’re thinking I copied you (I didn’t) No the pair of you are WRONG dopey pair
Can we remind you of the education game earlier? How about Carlisle? Iv got it haven’t I?
Have another go...
Chester? By the way, this is slightly harder than my “what education level is he at” I am pretty sure there are tonnes of places in the UK beginning with C! We need a new thread “ places beginning with C”
Ok a clue it's quite similar to Colchester."Chester | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Coventry? Ahh great minds... now I’m thinking you’re thinking I copied you (I didn’t) No the pair of you are WRONG dopey pair
Can we remind you of the education game earlier? How about Carlisle? Iv got it haven’t I?
Have another go...
Chester? By the way, this is slightly harder than my “what education level is he at” I am pretty sure there are tonnes of places in the UK beginning with C! We need a new thread “ places beginning with C”
Ok a clue it's quite similar to Colchester."What? Crap? Chesterfield? I had an almighty tip off and if he’s wrong then I take back all the nice things I said about him... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Yo yo yo young and old I appreciate both" Are you still at school? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Coventry? Ahh great minds... now I’m thinking you’re thinking I copied you (I didn’t) No the pair of you are WRONG dopey pair
Can we remind you of the education game earlier? How about Carlisle? Iv got it haven’t I?
Have another go...
Chester? By the way, this is slightly harder than my “what education level is he at” I am pretty sure there are tonnes of places in the UK beginning with C! We need a new thread “ places beginning with C”
Ok a clue it's quite similar to Colchester.
What? Crap? Chesterfield? I had an almighty tip off and if he’s wrong then I take back all the nice things I said about him..."Most people do | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Coventry? Ahh great minds... now I’m thinking you’re thinking I copied you (I didn’t) No the pair of you are WRONG dopey pair
Can we remind you of the education game earlier? How about Carlisle? Iv got it haven’t I?
Have another go...
Chester? By the way, this is slightly harder than my “what education level is he at” I am pretty sure there are tonnes of places in the UK beginning with C!
We need a new thread “ places beginning with C”
Ok a clue it's quite similar to Colchester.
What? Crap? Chesterfield? I had an almighty tip off and if he’s wrong then I take back all the nice things I said about him..."Take a Brownie point although to be fair you were told it more or less. How old is your Granny? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Coventry? Ahh great minds... now I’m thinking you’re thinking I copied you (I didn’t) No the pair of you are WRONG dopey pair
Can we remind you of the education game earlier? How about Carlisle? Iv got it haven’t I?
Have another go...
Chester? By the way, this is slightly harder than my “what education level is he at” I am pretty sure there are tonnes of places in the UK beginning with C!
We need a new thread “ places beginning with C”
Ok a clue it's quite similar to Colchester.
What? Crap? Chesterfield? I had an almighty tip off and if he’s wrong then I take back all the nice things I said about him...
Take a Brownie point although to be fair you were told it more or less. How old is your Granny?"Well to be fair earlier you exhausted all other options until you only had university left so... How old is my granny? I don’t know my parents age so all I know is she is very old! My parents are old she is very old! So am I coming to chesterfield? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How old is your Granny?" Why? Don’t think the OP intends to invite her along to your meet | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Coventry? Ahh great minds... now I’m thinking you’re thinking I copied you (I didn’t) No the pair of you are WRONG dopey pair
Can we remind you of the education game earlier? How about Carlisle? Iv got it haven’t I?
Have another go...
Chester? By the way, this is slightly harder than my “what education level is he at” I am pretty sure there are tonnes of places in the UK beginning with C! We need a new thread “ places beginning with C”
Ok a clue it's quite similar to Colchester.
What? Crap? Chesterfield? I had an almighty tip off and if he’s wrong then I take back all the nice things I said about him..."Clacton | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How old is your Granny? Why? Don’t think the OP intends to invite her along to your meet "I really hope not! She doesn’t travel well... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How old is your Granny? Why? Don’t think the OP intends to invite her along to your meet "Fuck she's kinky.... is he ready for this? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How old is your Granny? Why? Don’t think the OP intends to invite her along to your meet
Fuck she's kinky.... is he ready for this?"I think he’s more than ready | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How old is your Granny? Why? Don’t think the OP intends to invite her along to your meet
Fuck she's kinky.... is he ready for this?"I don’t even think I’m invited on the meet at this present moment so I think gran is safe | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Coventry? Ahh great minds... now I’m thinking you’re thinking I copied you (I didn’t) No the pair of you are WRONG dopey pair
Can we remind you of the education game earlier? How about Carlisle? Iv got it haven’t I?
Have another go...
Chester? By the way, this is slightly harder than my “what education level is he at” I am pretty sure there are tonnes of places in the UK beginning with C!
We need a new thread “ places beginning with C”
Ok a clue it's quite similar to Colchester.
What? Crap? Chesterfield? I had an almighty tip off and if he’s wrong then I take back all the nice things I said about him...
Take a Brownie point although to be fair you were told it more or less. How old is your Granny?
Well to be fair earlier you exhausted all other options until you only had university left so... How old is my granny? I don’t know my parents age so all I know is she is very old! My parents are old she is very old! So am I coming to chesterfield? "So like she's about my age,hang on how can you not know how old your parents are?! Sure,but if I see anyone I know when we're out can I just pretend you're doing a few odd jobs for me for extra pocket money. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How old is your Granny? Why? Don’t think the OP intends to invite her along to your meet
Fuck she's kinky.... is he ready for this?
I think he’s more than ready "Still no message | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How old is your Granny? Why? Don’t think the OP intends to invite her along to your meet "I just wondered if I was the same age as his granny,but it would be lovely to meet her we could go to Bingo together and talk about the good old days. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How old is your Granny? Why? Don’t think the OP intends to invite her along to your meet
Fuck she's kinky.... is he ready for this?
I think he’s more than ready
Still no message "You’re in | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How old is your Granny? Why? Don’t think the OP intends to invite her along to your meet
I really hope not! She doesn’t travel well... "Bloody hell I'm the same,me and your Granny have a lot in common. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Coventry? Ahh great minds... now I’m thinking you’re thinking I copied you (I didn’t) No the pair of you are WRONG dopey pair
Can we remind you of the education game earlier? How about Carlisle? Iv got it haven’t I?
Have another go...
Chester? By the way, this is slightly harder than my “what education level is he at” I am pretty sure there are tonnes of places in the UK beginning with C!
We need a new thread “ places beginning with C”
Ok a clue it's quite similar to Colchester.
What? Crap? Chesterfield? I had an almighty tip off and if he’s wrong then I take back all the nice things I said about him...
Take a Brownie point although to be fair you were told it more or less. How old is your Granny?
Well to be fair earlier you exhausted all other options until you only had university left so... How old is my granny? I don’t know my parents age so all I know is she is very old! My parents are old she is very old! So am I coming to chesterfield?
So like she's about my age,hang on how can you not know how old your parents are?!
Sure,but if I see anyone I know when we're out can I just pretend you're doing a few odd jobs for me for extra pocket money."Like I said, I work on only knowing basic info. Name, address, emergency contact! as for my mans age pff who knows!?
Well strictly that’s true!? Won’t I be doing the odd job!? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How old is your Granny? Why? Don’t think the OP intends to invite her along to your meet
Fuck she's kinky.... is he ready for this?
I think he’s more than ready
Still no message
You’re in "He's in
*cough* she said "sure" *cough*
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"How old is your Granny? Why? Don’t think the OP intends to invite her along to your meet
I really hope not! She doesn’t travel well...
Bloody hell I'm the same,me and your Granny have a lot in common."Just don’t call me different names constantly we will be fine | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Op are you straight straight or Fab straight?" Trick question? Because that confused me so much my eyes blurred | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Op are you straight straight or Fab straight? Trick question? Because that confused me so much my eyes blurred " I'll just take the chap to one side here if you don't mind. Right - Fab Straight means you are actually bi, but don't put it on your profile because it scares some people off -Straight Straight means you are actually straight and don't really want to suck a todger. We good? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Op are you straight straight or Fab straight? Trick question? Because that confused me so much my eyes blurred I'll just take the chap to one side here if you don't mind. Right - Fab Straight means you are actually bi, but don't put it on your profile because it scares some people off -Straight Straight means you are actually straight and don't really want to suck a todger. We good? " Lol thanks pop | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Op are you straight straight or Fab straight? Trick question? Because that confused me so much my eyes blurred " No Adam it's not a trick question,on here straight doesn't always mean straight. I like men who aren't always straight. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Op are you straight straight or Fab straight? Trick question? Because that confused me so much my eyes blurred I'll just take the chap to one side here if you don't mind. Right - Fab Straight means you are actually bi, but don't put it on your profile because it scares some people off -Straight Straight means you are actually straight and don't really want to suck a todger. We good? Lol thanks pop "He called me pop  | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Op are you straight straight or Fab straight? Trick question? Because that confused me so much my eyes blurred I'll just take the chap to one side here if you don't mind. Right - Fab Straight means you are actually bi, but don't put it on your profile because it scares some people off -Straight Straight means you are actually straight and don't really want to suck a todger. We good? " Thanking you... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Op are you straight straight or Fab straight? Trick question? Because that confused me so much my eyes blurred I'll just take the chap to one side here if you don't mind. Right - Fab Straight means you are actually bi, but don't put it on your profile because it scares some people off -Straight Straight means you are actually straight and don't really want to suck a todger. We good? Lol thanks pop "Pop. Can I call you that too Mr Devon? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Op are you straight straight or Fab straight? Trick question? Because that confused me so much my eyes blurred No Adam it's not a trick question,on here straight doesn't always mean straight. I like men who aren't always straight." Hmm, I’m not totally against it. Never tried it. Never thought about it to be honest. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Op are you straight straight or Fab straight? Trick question? Because that confused me so much my eyes blurred I'll just take the chap to one side here if you don't mind. Right - Fab Straight means you are actually bi, but don't put it on your profile because it scares some people off -Straight Straight means you are actually straight and don't really want to suck a todger. We good? Lol thanks pop
He called me pop "Now there's a thought... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Op are you straight straight or Fab straight? Trick question? Because that confused me so much my eyes blurred I'll just take the chap to one side here if you don't mind. Right - Fab Straight means you are actually bi, but don't put it on your profile because it scares some people off -Straight Straight means you are actually straight and don't really want to suck a todger. We good? Lol thanks pop
Pop. Can I call you that too Mr Devon? "We all can? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Aw that’s nice I’ll tell my mum she’ll be most grateful. " I just spat my gin out as that was that funny | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Aw that’s nice I’ll tell my mum she’ll be most grateful. " Oh hello my favs back | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Op are you straight straight or Fab straight? Trick question? Because that confused me so much my eyes blurred I'll just take the chap to one side here if you don't mind. Right - Fab Straight means you are actually bi, but don't put it on your profile because it scares some people off -Straight Straight means you are actually straight and don't really want to suck a todger. We good? Lol thanks pop
Pop. Can I call you that too Mr Devon? "As long as you call me my little IED you can whisper any words you like in my ears | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Adam. A word of advice? Don’t give up. Ignite is playing hard to get. I can feel her fighting with herself." This thread will self implode before she gives in.. the ice maiden | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Adam. A word of advice? Don’t give up. Ignite is playing hard to get. I can feel her fighting with herself." Bugger my Horlicks is ready, will you look after him? Although some how, I really don't think he needs it. By the way, it was you that nicked the hot water bottle wasn't it? Sign the fession! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Adam. A word of advice? Don’t give up. Ignite is playing hard to get. I can feel her fighting with herself." Now I may be wrong but I'm thinking Birmingham is a tidgy bit closer to Colchester than where I am | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Adam. A word of advice? Don’t give up. Ignite is playing hard to get. I can feel her fighting with herself. This thread will self implode before she gives in.. the ice maiden "Oh the impatience of youth... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Let’s all heap praise and admiration on the beautiful, more mature women we love you x"Awww, ta very much | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Adam. A word of advice? Don’t give up. Ignite is playing hard to get. I can feel her fighting with herself. This thread will self implode before she gives in.. the ice maiden "It's my fluffy pj's and Hotlicks in 2 mins fancy joining me | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Adam. A word of advice? Don’t give up. Ignite is playing hard to get. I can feel her fighting with herself. Now I may be wrong but I'm thinking Birmingham is a tidgy bit closer to Colchester than where I am "I think we gathered your geography is slightly better than mine! But if that is a formal invite?....(feels tension rising in the thread) | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Adam. A word of advice? Don’t give up. Ignite is playing hard to get. I can feel her fighting with herself. This thread will self implode before she gives in.. the ice maiden
It's my fluffy pj's and Hotlicks in 2 mins fancy joining me"I'm not as young as I once was ignite, I can't compete, I've hired some one to pull my socks up if truth be told. I think there are young, more virile and impressive men than I that would join you.... ....fuck, did I just type that? Bollocks! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Adam. A word of advice? Don’t give up. Ignite is playing hard to get. I can feel her fighting with herself. This thread will self implode before she gives in.. the ice maiden
It's my fluffy pj's and Hotlicks in 2 mins fancy joining me"I take back my “your geography is slightly better than mine” comment. I’m not a 2 minute man it will take me time to get from Colchester to there. You know these darn busses! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Adam. A word of advice? Don’t give up. Ignite is playing hard to get. I can feel her fighting with herself. Now I may be wrong but I'm thinking Birmingham is a tidgy bit closer to Colchester than where I am "Put yer glasses on woman. Do I look blonde and long legged? He’s willing to travel for you ffs. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| back to top |  |
