FabSwingers.com forum: The Humble Brag Cock Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gentlemen. As it seems that anyone posting anything to do with cock sizes gets inundated with blokes pointing out how large they are, irrespective of the actual thread and it's content.

To help you get it out of your system, here's the thread for you.

I'm average with an average cock.

Fill your boots

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Gentlemen. As it seems that anyone posting anything to do with cock sizes gets inundated with blokes pointing out how large they are, irrespective of the actual thread and it's content.

To help you get it out of your system, here's the thread for you.

I'm average with an average cock.

Fill your boots

Mine fills your boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentlemen. As it seems that anyone posting anything to do with cock sizes gets inundated with blokes pointing out how large they are, irrespective of the actual thread and it's content.

To help you get it out of your system, here's the thread for you.

I'm average with an average cock.

Fill your boots

We need working definitions OP. Categories with exact measurements...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Gentlemen. As it seems that anyone posting anything to do with cock sizes gets inundated with blokes pointing out how large they are, irrespective of the actual thread and it's content.

To help you get it out of your system, here's the thread for you.

I'm average with an average cock.

Fill your boots

Mine fills your boots"

Mines filled three prams

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"Gentlemen. As it seems that anyone posting anything to do with cock sizes gets inundated with blokes pointing out how large they are, irrespective of the actual thread and it's content.

To help you get it out of your system, here's the thread for you.

I'm average with an average cock.

Fill your boots

We need working definitions OP. Categories with exact measurements..."

I thought we had that in sky remotes and showers in a can

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I have a penis, that's it, nowt else to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sigh. Never a straight answer with you lot...

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Gentlemen. As it seems that anyone posting anything to do with cock sizes gets inundated with blokes pointing out how large they are, irrespective of the actual thread and it's content.

To help you get it out of your system, here's the thread for you.

I'm average with an average cock.

Fill your boots

Mine fills your boots

Mines filled three prams"

Should have staggered it, you would have saved a fortune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.

Connie x

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

Not one to brag just use your imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive seen girls with bigger ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gentlemen. As it seems that anyone posting anything to do with cock sizes gets inundated with blokes pointing out how large they are, irrespective of the actual thread and it's content.

To help you get it out of your system, here's the thread for you.

I'm average with an average cock.

Fill your boots

We need working definitions OP. Categories with exact measurements..."

In this thread, mine is the point of reference. Clearly everyone is going to be girthier / longer / harder /faster otherwise there'd be no point in them posting!

Although bonus points are awarded for the "I'm quite small at 8" with the girth of a can of tuna"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.

Connie x"

Even if we gave them categories they’d just say there’s no ruler to hand to measure... should be a new pic challenge. Hold your dick up next to a sky remote

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.

Connie x

Even if we gave them categories they’d just say there’s no ruler to hand to measure... should be a new pic challenge. Hold your dick up next to a sky remote

But which generation of Sky remote? All differing sizes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.

Connie x

Even if we gave them categories they’d just say there’s no ruler to hand to measure... should be a new pic challenge. Hold your dick up next to a sky remote

I’m never touching anybody else’s Sky remote ever again without wearing gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.

Connie x

Even if we gave them categories they’d just say there’s no ruler to hand to measure... should be a new pic challenge. Hold your dick up next to a sky remote

But which generation of Sky remote? All differing sizes. "

Oh gawd..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.

Connie x

Even if we gave them categories they’d just say there’s no ruler to hand to measure... should be a new pic challenge. Hold your dick up next to a sky remote

But which generation of Sky remote? All differing sizes.

Oh gawd.."

I did not know this...I may be being duped by some then

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Gentlemen. As it seems that anyone posting anything to do with cock sizes gets inundated with blokes pointing out how large they are, irrespective of the actual thread and it's content.

To help you get it out of your system, here's the thread for you.

I'm average with an average cock.

Fill your boots

We need working definitions OP. Categories with exact measurements..."

I agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.

Connie x

Even if we gave them categories they’d just say there’s no ruler to hand to measure... should be a new pic challenge. Hold your dick up next to a sky remote

I’m never touching anybody else’s Sky remote ever again without wearing gloves

How about a packet of Pringles then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines alright, I've grown attached to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea about mine's size can any lady help to approximate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.

Connie x

Even if we gave them categories they’d just say there’s no ruler to hand to measure... should be a new pic challenge. Hold your dick up next to a sky remote

I’m never touching anybody else’s Sky remote ever again without wearing gloves

How about a packet of Pringles then?"

This I’ve got to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have a good looking penis

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.

Connie x"

I can't look at lynx cans/sky remotes/bottles or cans of lager in the same way x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've heard it feels really good as it slides slowly in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.

Connie x

I can't look at lynx cans/sky remotes/bottles or cans of lager in the same way x"

What should us women use for reference though??? Or is that not a thing? You know, like hold a dinner plate in between legs, or a saucer? X

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.

Connie x

Even if we gave them categories they’d just say there’s no ruler to hand to measure... should be a new pic challenge. Hold your dick up next to a sky remote

But which generation of Sky remote? All differing sizes.

Oh gawd..

I did not know this...I may be being duped by some then "

Sky Q box one is much smaller, handily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've heard it feels really good as it slides slowly in

In the pringles carton?

Pringles Tube not carton.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.

Connie x

I can't look at lynx cans/sky remotes/bottles or cans of lager in the same way x

What should us women use for reference though??? Or is that not a thing? You know, like hold a dinner plate in between legs, or a saucer? X"

Fruit!!! Apples, oranges, watermelon (I've heard they are popular), grapefruit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've heard it feels really good as it slides slowly in

In the pringles carton?

That could be interesting if pringles still in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy I meet told me he was average....Then showed me his Willy and it's as thick and long as my forearm....errrmmm that's not average

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By *anda and CatCouple
over a year ago

I got to top of fab pics when I discovered they do a travel size lynx can. Heard they are releasing a fab sky remote later this year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.

Connie x

I can't look at lynx cans/sky remotes/bottles or cans of lager in the same way x

What should us women use for reference though??? Or is that not a thing? You know, like hold a dinner plate in between legs, or a saucer? X

Fruit!!! Apples, oranges, watermelon (I've heard they are popular), grapefruit x"

Seriously?! Wow! I guess food hygiene standards don’t apply x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got to top of fab pics when I discovered they do a travel size lynx can. Heard they are releasing a fab sky remote later this year!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why the measure app on iPhone is popular

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Somewhere between an "ooooh" and an "arghhhh"

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.

Connie x

I can't look at lynx cans/sky remotes/bottles or cans of lager in the same way x

What should us women use for reference though??? Or is that not a thing? You know, like hold a dinner plate in between legs, or a saucer? X

Fruit!!! Apples, oranges, watermelon (I've heard they are popular), grapefruit x

Seriously?! Wow! I guess food hygiene standards don’t apply x"

Hygiene doesn't seem to matter to the innumerable household items I've seen next to a cock in pics on here x

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

I might have to measure up against a Pringles tube and a take a pic now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might have to measure up against a Pringles tube and a take a pic now

Please do... I need some Pringles now. Got the munchies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a penis and it works!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might have to measure up against a Pringles tube and a take a pic now

Now I have an image of those comedy snakes jumping out of a tin you got from joke store

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

"I might have to measure up against a Pringles tube and a take a pic now

Now I have an image of those comedy snakes jumping out of a tin you got from joke store

They don't call it a trouser snake for nothing

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

"I might have to measure up against a Pringles tube and a take a pic now

Please do... I need some Pringles now. Got the munchies..."

Will sour cream do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine works, all the women I've slept with seem happy with it's above average proportions.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m a Fab average 10”

That is measured from my arse hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've heard it feels really good as it slides slowly in

In the pringles carton?

That could be interesting if pringles still in...."

Salt & vinegar can burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sigh. Never a straight answer with you lot..."

Now you want straight and floppy measurements?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Mines an opal fruit..... (I'll let you finish that)

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

A thread pull of average cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentlemen. As it seems that anyone posting anything to do with cock sizes gets inundated with blokes pointing out how large they are, irrespective of the actual thread and it's content.

To help you get it out of your system, here's the thread for you.

I'm average with an average cock.

Fill your boots

We need working definitions OP. Categories with exact measurements..."
lol perv

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"A thread pull of average cocks

I'd like to think I am a huge cock thank you very much

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Sigh. Never a straight answer with you lot...

Now you want straight and floppy measurements?"

Floppy please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sigh. Never a straight answer with you lot...

Now you want straight and floppy measurements?"

Personally I don’t think a floppy dick is a good look...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel no need to brag about anything.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

No one's complained...YET ..well not to my face anyway

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Sigh. Never a straight answer with you lot...

Now you want straight and floppy measurements?

Personally I don’t think a floppy dick is a good look..."

So you want ‘your’ man to walk around with a permanent hard on?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"A thread pull of average cocks

I'd like to think I am a huge cock thank you very much"
no one likes a show off

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

My friend has a glorious cock.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"A thread pull of average cocks

I'd like to think I am a huge cock thank you very much no one likes a show off

Read the post again.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"A thread pull of average cocks

I'd like to think I am a huge cock thank you very much no one likes a show off

Read the post again. "

*whoosh*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sigh. Never a straight answer with you lot...

Now you want straight and floppy measurements?

Personally I don’t think a floppy dick is a good look...

So you want ‘your’ man to walk around with a permanent hard on?

I’m more of an ‘on demand’ chick.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"A thread pull of average cocks

I'd like to think I am a huge cock thank you very much no one likes a show off

Read the post again.

*whoosh*"

I want a head in hands emoji...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock it only 10% of the equation but my fingers would put the worlds greatest pianist to shame

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"A thread pull of average cocks

I'd like to think I am a huge cock thank you very much no one likes a show off

Read the post again.

*whoosh*

I want a head in hands emoji... "

Like a wanking emoji?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"A thread pull of average cocks

I'd like to think I am a huge cock thank you very much no one likes a show off

Read the post again.

*whoosh*

I want a head in hands emoji...

Like a wanking emoji?"

You know me so well (can you sing that in the style of Elaine Paige please)

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"A thread pull of average cocks

I'd like to think I am a huge cock thank you very much no one likes a show off

Read the post again.

*whoosh*

I want a head in hands emoji...

Like a wanking emoji?

You know me so well (can you sing that in the style of Elaine Paige please) "

I’m more the lead singer of the commitments

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Until joining this site, I didn’t realise how erotic a Sky remote can be.

Connie x

I can't look at lynx cans/sky remotes/bottles or cans of lager in the same way x

What should us women use for reference though??? Or is that not a thing? You know, like hold a dinner plate in between legs, or a saucer? X"

Lmao!!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"A thread pull of average cocks

I'd like to think I am a huge cock thank you very much no one likes a show off

Read the post again.

*whoosh*

I want a head in hands emoji...

Like a wanking emoji?

You know me so well (can you sing that in the style of Elaine Paige please)

I’m more the lead singer of the commitments"

Knock it off he's blonde

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Mines an opal fruit..... (I'll let you finish that) "

Finished with....

Renamed several years ago?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a big one

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Mines an opal fruit..... (I'll let you finish that)

Finished with....

Renamed several years ago?

. Oh it's YOU!

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

I've got a huge black cock.

I keep him in a cage and call him Dante

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Mines an opal fruit..... (I'll let you finish that)

Finished with....

Renamed several years ago?

. Oh it's YOU! "

Yup, I never leave

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