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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

Will you?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Ok im not....my eyes are closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving when?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am looking so there xxx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Who said that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did you say popcorn!!????

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

My eyes! My eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had to look

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

I give in.

I just wanted a little thread for myself.

Now I will be accused of making a 'look at me thread'. Thanks everyone.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I tripped honest!

And then fell onto your profile and, and, and erm.... tried to fab your pics but have already done them before.

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I tripped honest!

And then fell onto your profile and, and, and erm.... tried to fab your pics but have already done them before. "

Oh you've done me have you? Thank you! I enjoy being doned. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'look at me thread'

'look at me thread'

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

not looking honest

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

and not 1 cock pic......

freak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did you say popcorn!!???? "
no i am not saying it just eating it here , lol xx

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"and not 1 cock pic......

freak."

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"and not 1 cock pic......

freak."

It had been noted View, nice apperterife (not sure of spelling) pics though

Will stop perving now

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"and not 1 cock pic......

freak.

It had been noted View, nice apperterife (not sure of spelling) pics though

Will stop perving now "

My penises are within.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"and not 1 cock pic......

freak.

It had been noted View, nice apperterife (not sure of spelling) pics though

Will stop perving now

My penises are within."

Penises? and within where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and not 1 cock pic......

freak.

It had been noted View, nice apperterife (not sure of spelling) pics though

Will stop perving now

My penises are within.

Penises? and within where? "

and NOW I'm paying attention

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"and not 1 cock pic......

freak.

It had been noted View, nice apperterife (not sure of spelling) pics though

Will stop perving now

My penises are within.

Penises? and within where? "

Cock shots are private. I could send you my dinosaur cock pic. It makes it look really big because I have toy dinosaurs next to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what am I not looking at

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"what am I not looking at "

My thread. STOP IT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what am I not looking at

My thread. STOP IT!!!"

can I look at the dinosaurs instead then please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checking my mouse is working, yup, seems to be fine, sorry for intruding.

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"what am I not looking at

My thread. STOP IT!!!

can I look at the dinosaurs instead then please "

SENT!

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Just checking my mouse is working, yup, seems to be fine, sorry for intruding."

Wishy you are allowed in here.

I like to play fastest route to the bellybutton on Siren's outfit in your avatar. A puzzle and a hot avatar = WIN WIN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what am I not looking at

My thread. STOP IT!!!

can I look at the dinosaurs instead then please

SENT!"

I loving the dinosaurs

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Cock shots are private. I could send you my dinosaur cock pic. It makes it look really big because I have toy dinosaurs next to it."

You didn't tell me they were toy dinosaurs when you sent me the pic

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Cock shots are private. I could send you my dinosaur cock pic. It makes it look really big because I have toy dinosaurs next to it.

You didn't tell me they were toy dinosaurs when you sent me the pic "

Ah shit! Erm they are real honest!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Cock shots are private. I could send you my dinosaur cock pic. It makes it look really big because I have toy dinosaurs next to it.

You didn't tell me they were toy dinosaurs when you sent me the pic

Ah shit! Erm they are real honest!"

Funky you have deceived me, I'm hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just checking my mouse is working, yup, seems to be fine, sorry for intruding."

a working mouse?????....I hope it's paying income tax!!

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Funky you have deceived me, I'm hurt"

Y:Von I will make it up to you xxx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Funky you have deceived me, I'm hurt

Y:Von I will make it up to you xxx"

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh please, be your funkiest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just checking my mouse is working, yup, seems to be fine, sorry for intruding.

Wishy you are allowed in here.

I like to play fastest route to the bellybutton on Siren's outfit in your avatar. A puzzle and a hot avatar = WIN WIN!"

Don't mention this but I've been trying to persuade her to get her labias and her nipples pierced so that I can run a dinky little chain from her pussy to her nipples through her belly button ring.

She keeps telling me to do one though.

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Just checking my mouse is working, yup, seems to be fine, sorry for intruding.

Wishy you are allowed in here.

I like to play fastest route to the bellybutton on Siren's outfit in your avatar. A puzzle and a hot avatar = WIN WIN!

Don't mention this but I've been trying to persuade her to get her labias and her nipples pierced so that I can run a dinky little chain from her pussy to her nipples through her belly button ring.

She keeps telling me to do one though. "

This is AWESOME. Keep abreast of developments! It would make a great puzzle/avatar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check ya friends invites, happy pervin'

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Check ya friends invites, happy pervin' "

Delightful, thanks!

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

Now everyone out! OUT OF MY THREAD!

Nothing to see here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now everyone out! OUT OF MY THREAD!

Nothing to see here."

Who's 'everyone'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have i missed!

Anything worth stopping for?

Who has the popcorn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now everyone out! OUT OF MY THREAD!

Nothing to see here."

Its not far away, its just small

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Will you?"

No

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Nothing to see after all ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who switched the lights off ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Who switched the lights off ? "

No one.Pull your skirt down stoopid !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will you?"

No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh ffs i held out for 6 hours but once i saw granny had posted i could take it no more

now i'm cross my will power let me down yet again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havent got one on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who switched the lights off ?

No one.Pull your skirt down stoopid !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Havent got one on "

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Would someone explain what is going on please

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"oh ffs i held out for 6 hours but once i saw granny had posted i could take it no more

now i'm cross my will power let me down yet again "

Granny is merely prawn in my plan to lure more people in here. The feeling of disappointment and anti-climax when one enters is almost palpable as I read each flat and dispondant post! DELICIOUS!

Let this be a lesson to all would be 'look at me' threaders. It's all about leaving them wanting more... or anything for that matter.

I wonder who else will enter... THE THREAD OF NOTHING! dan dan daaaaa!

Muhahahahahahahaaaa *cough* hahahaah ha haaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would someone explain what is going on please"

Funky's on a one man mission to make one man a missionary in his own one man missionary. I think.

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Would someone explain what is going on please

Funky's on a one man mission to make one man a missionary in his own one man missionary. I think. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can post just a normal post now here. And thay think its a look at me .... if thay dont like it , lol xx ITS ME ME ME ,, OK ME , its not you its me ..... me ooo i feel better for that thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you can post just a normal post now here. And thay think its a look at me .... if thay dont like it , lol xx ITS ME ME ME ,, OK ME , its not you its me ..... me ooo i feel better for that thanks xx "

Its always been you baby lol and ya no that I sooooooooooo would you you you you you!

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"you can post just a normal post now here. And thay think its a look at me .... if thay dont like it , lol xx ITS ME ME ME ,, OK ME , its not you its me ..... me ooo i feel better for that thanks xx

Its always been you baby lol and ya no that I sooooooooooo would you you you you you! "

Hey you guys! Get a room! Now out of my thread SHOO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you can post just a normal post now here. And thay think its a look at me .... if thay dont like it , lol xx ITS ME ME ME ,, OK ME , its not you its me ..... me ooo i feel better for that thanks xx

Its always been you baby lol and ya no that I sooooooooooo would you you you you you!

Hey you guys! Get a room! Now out of my thread SHOO!"

S'like wanking through someone's letterbox innit. Feckin cheek. You tell em.

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"you can post just a normal post now here. And thay think its a look at me .... if thay dont like it , lol xx ITS ME ME ME ,, OK ME , its not you its me ..... me ooo i feel better for that thanks xx

Its always been you baby lol and ya no that I sooooooooooo would you you you you you!

Hey you guys! Get a room! Now out of my thread SHOO!

S'like wanking through someone's letterbox innit. Feckin cheek. You tell em. "

It's EXACLTY like that! Except not as moist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you can post just a normal post now here. And thay think its a look at me .... if thay dont like it , lol xx ITS ME ME ME ,, OK ME , its not you its me ..... me ooo i feel better for that thanks xx

Its always been you baby lol and ya no that I sooooooooooo would you you you you you!

Hey you guys! Get a room! Now out of my thread SHOO!

S'like wanking through someone's letterbox innit. Feckin cheek. You tell em. "

x there i was thinking you was my mates , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you can post just a normal post now here. And thay think its a look at me .... if thay dont like it , lol xx ITS ME ME ME ,, OK ME , its not you its me ..... me ooo i feel better for that thanks xx

Its always been you baby lol and ya no that I sooooooooooo would you you you you you!

Hey you guys! Get a room! Now out of my thread SHOO!

S'like wanking through someone's letterbox innit. Feckin cheek. You tell em. x there i was thinking you was my mates , lol "

If you wuz my mate you'd wanna come out n play wiv me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you can post just a normal post now here. And thay think its a look at me .... if thay dont like it , lol xx ITS ME ME ME ,, OK ME , its not you its me ..... me ooo i feel better for that thanks xx

Its always been you baby lol and ya no that I sooooooooooo would you you you you you!

Hey you guys! Get a room! Now out of my thread SHOO!

S'like wanking through someone's letterbox innit. Feckin cheek. You tell em. x there i was thinking you was my mates , lol

If you wuz my mate you'd wanna come out n play wiv me. "

yes wishy we can play xx i can think of some nice games too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you can post just a normal post now here. And thay think its a look at me .... if thay dont like it , lol xx ITS ME ME ME ,, OK ME , its not you its me ..... me ooo i feel better for that thanks xx

Its always been you baby lol and ya no that I sooooooooooo would you you you you you!

Hey you guys! Get a room! Now out of my thread SHOO!

S'like wanking through someone's letterbox innit. Feckin cheek. You tell em. x there i was thinking you was my mates , lol

If you wuz my mate you'd wanna come out n play wiv me.

yes wishy we can play xx i can think of some nice games too x "

Doctors n patients? I like that game, specially when the doctor puts his thermometer in the patient's mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you can post just a normal post now here. And thay think its a look at me .... if thay dont like it , lol xx ITS ME ME ME ,, OK ME , its not you its me ..... me ooo i feel better for that thanks xx

Its always been you baby lol and ya no that I sooooooooooo would you you you you you!

Hey you guys! Get a room! Now out of my thread SHOO!

S'like wanking through someone's letterbox innit. Feckin cheek. You tell em. x there i was thinking you was my mates , lol

If you wuz my mate you'd wanna come out n play wiv me.

yes wishy we can play xx i can think of some nice games too x

Doctors n patients? I like that game, specially when the doctor puts his thermometer in the patient's mouth. "

well i love them games too so we will have fun xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will you?"
and funky i like looking at you xx

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Will you?and funky i like looking at you xx "

The feeling is reciprocated sugar tits xxx

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

still not looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you know how we women can multi task. So I fab'd his pics, had a lady wank and ate popcorn at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you know how we women can multi task. So I fab'd his pics, had a lady wank and ate popcorn at the same time."
what a woman xx and popcorn xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you know how we women can multi task. So I fab'd his pics, had a lady wank and ate popcorn at the same time.what a woman xx and popcorn xx "

yep . ooooh the bed rocked

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I shut my eyes when opening it so I didn't look....now I hope my fingers don't slip while I am typing blind and I shut the thread altogether by accident

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Well you know how we women can multi task. So I fab'd his pics, had a lady wank and ate popcorn at the same time."

Everyone should do this... and send me pictures/videos of it!

It simultaneously massages my ego whilst making me want to massage my penis.

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I shut my eyes when opening it so I didn't look....now I hope my fingers don't slip while I am typing blind and I shut the thread altogether by accident "

You wont read this but don't let my thread door slap you on the ass as you leave. I want to do that!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"you can post just a normal post now here. And thay think its a look at me .... if thay dont like it , lol xx ITS ME ME ME ,, OK ME , its not you its me ..... me ooo i feel better for that thanks xx

Its always been you baby lol and ya no that I sooooooooooo would you you you you you!

Hey you guys! Get a room! Now out of my thread SHOO!

S'like wanking through someone's letterbox innit. Feckin cheek. You tell em.

It's EXACLTY like that! Except not as moist."

That's not EXACLTY good spelling now is it?

Or simply more masterplan to lure people in here? Ooooh it worked.

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"you can post just a normal post now here. And thay think its a look at me .... if thay dont like it , lol xx ITS ME ME ME ,, OK ME , its not you its me ..... me ooo i feel better for that thanks xx

Its always been you baby lol and ya no that I sooooooooooo would you you you you you!

Hey you guys! Get a room! Now out of my thread SHOO!

S'like wanking through someone's letterbox innit. Feckin cheek. You tell em.

It's EXACLTY like that! Except not as moist.

That's not EXACLTY good spelling now is it?

Or simply more masterplan to lure people in here? Ooooh it worked. "

LULZ u is trolled! U MAD BRO!

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish


"oh ffs i held out for 6 hours but once i saw granny had posted i could take it no more

now i'm cross my will power let me down yet again

Granny is merely prawn in my plan to lure more people in here. The feeling of disappointment and anti-climax when one enters is almost palpable as I read each flat and dispondant post! DELICIOUS!

Let this be a lesson to all would be 'look at me' threaders. It's all about leaving them wanting more... or anything for that matter.

I wonder who else will enter... THE THREAD OF NOTHING! dan dan daaaaa!

Muhahahahahahahaaaa *cough* hahahaah ha haaaa "

OI! LEAVE ME OUT IF IT!

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"

OI! LEAVE ME OUT IF IT!

"

Sorry Dan.

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

Now get out of my thread! ALL OF YOU!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will you?"

I'm shyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Will you?

I'm shyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy "

I've noticed! Now SKOOT!

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO "

WHY I ORTA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you know how we women can multi task. So I fab'd his pics, had a lady wank and ate popcorn at the same time."

Wos a lady wank then? Is that like a man wank but with nail varnish on?

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

Can you stop having vaguely interesting discussions in my 'thread of nothing' please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you stop having vaguely interesting discussions in my 'thread of nothing' please."

She started it.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"Now get out of my thread! ALL OF YOU!"

I love it when you are masterful

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Sign up here for your OCCUPY placards and pitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Sign up here for your OCCUPY placards and pitch. "

no pitching on the threads please. tch

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I won't look but can I feel about a bit with my hands??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obedience..not me strongest character flaw....thankfully.

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

Who put up tents in here? Hmmm??

MUSHYYYYYYYYYY!!!

All of you, out Out OUT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there any popcorn yet?

I am hungry!

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Is there any popcorn yet?

I am hungry!"

I have robot penis you could nibble on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there any popcorn yet?

I am hungry!

I have robot penis you could nibble on?"

But its rusty...

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Is there any popcorn yet?

I am hungry!

I have robot penis you could nibble on?

But its rusty..."

d[ o_0 ]b ____( )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funky!

Not sure how to tell you this,

but your penis seems to have a head on it!

Is this normal?

I am very innocent so not to sure how a penis should look!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funky!

Not sure how to tell you this,

but your penis seems to have a head on it!

Is this normal?

I am very innocent so not to sure how a penis should look! "

You callin our Funks a knobhead...?? ()

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funky!

Not sure how to tell you this,

but your penis seems to have a head on it!

Is this normal?

I am very innocent so not to sure how a penis should look!

You callin our Funks a knobhead...?? ()"

oh no i would never do that to funky!

But it is rather strange!

Don't you think

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Funky!

Not sure how to tell you this,

but your penis seems to have a head on it!

Is this normal?

I am very innocent so not to sure how a penis should look! "

Erm yes they all have heads on them don't they? Obviously only special ones have faces on them.

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Funky!

Not sure how to tell you this,

but your penis seems to have a head on it!

Is this normal?

I am very innocent so not to sure how a penis should look!

You callin our Funks a knobhead...?? ()"

Shut it you and get out of my thread, we are talking about my penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You callin our Funks a knobhead...?? ()

oh no i would never do that to funky!

But it is rather strange!

Don't you think "

Err... Not sure...

Ill check later and get back to you...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there any popcorn yet?

I am hungry!

I have robot penis you could nibble on?"

Looks more like a fookin Dalek in ya avatar... E.X.T.E.R.M.I.N.A.T.E.!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funky!

Not sure how to tell you this,

but your penis seems to have a head on it!

Is this normal?

I am very innocent so not to sure how a penis should look!

You callin our Funks a knobhead...?? ()

Shut it you and get out of my thread, we are talking about my penis. "

Enjoy smalltalk do ya...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never have been good at doing what I'm told

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

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I miss the dinosaurs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funky!

Not sure how to tell you this,

but your penis seems to have a head on it!

Is this normal?

I am very innocent so not to sure how a penis should look!

You callin our Funks a knobhead...?? ()

Shut it you and get out of my thread, we are talking about my penis.

Boys boys! Play nicely now!

Enjoy smalltalk do ya..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Shut it you and get out of my thread, we are talking about my penis.

Boys boys! Play nicely now!

Enjoy smalltalk do ya..."

We is only playin miss... Onist...

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


" Shut it you and get out of my thread, we are talking about my penis.

Boys boys! Play nicely now!

Enjoy smalltalk do ya...

We is only playin miss... Onist...

"

Stop playing with my penis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Shut it you and get out of my thread, we are talking about my penis.

Boys boys! Play nicely now!

Enjoy smalltalk do ya...

We is only playin miss... Onist...

Stop playing with my penis! "

Damn... Outed by a northern timelord...

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By *unky monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Stop playing with my penis!

Damn... Outed by a northern timelord... "

Better that, than by a southern gaylord

Night night Euro, have a good weekend, I is off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop playing with my penis!

Damn... Outed by a northern timelord...

Better that, than by a southern gaylord

Night night Euro, have a good weekend, I is off."

Back at ya Funks...

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Quick he's gone!

Get the tents up and move the squatters in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaaaaa ........ two days I managed to resist looking at this thread so there. *blows big soppy raspberries*

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By *ellhatterMan
over a year ago

slough

harmless enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick he's gone!

Get the tents up and move the squatters in "

With respect madam... Your canvas domestic arrangements are substandard to the requirements of Mr Funky's excellent thread... He would be grateful if, during his sleep period, you could remove it, yourself and your unhygenic associates...

Respectful gratitude... Der management.

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I'm not looking at the thread - just perving the pics of your bum..

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

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"

With respect madam... Your canvas domestic arrangements are substandard to the requirements of Mr Funky's excellent thread... He would be grateful if, during his sleep period, you could remove it, yourself and your unhygenic associates...

Respectful gratitude... Der management."

I'll have you know I had a wash the other day! It is a leap year afterall, so Der Management... We aren't that unhygenic, we just like our own filth

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Hahaaaaa ........ two days I managed to resist looking at this thread so there. *blows big soppy raspberries*"

jeep blowing so it can be closed by the time he gets back muhahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's 42 isn't it?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"It's 42 isn't it? "

42 whats

Sorry pery mind in overdrive.

Cant believe no one wants to play 'shut funky's thread before he comes back'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's 42 isn't it?

42 whats

Sorry pery mind in overdrive.

Cant believe no one wants to play 'shut funky's thread before he comes back' "

Surely thats playin too filthy... Even for you...

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

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"

Surely thats playin too filthy... Even for you..."

Moi? Filthy? Never

*goes off to clean knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Surely thats playin too filthy... Even for you...

Moi? Filthy? Never

*goes off to clean knees "

Says the woman who washes once every 4 years...

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"

Says the woman who washes once every 4 years... "

Shhhhh that was a secret!

See! Blooming men gossiping again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Says the woman who washes once every 4 years...

Shhhhh that was a secret!

See! Blooming men gossiping again! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funky isn't gonna be happy that you've invaded his thread when he specifically said not to. He shoulda put some 'KEEP OUT' signs up.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

I want to see the dinosaur or is it extinct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to see the dinosaur or is it extinct "

Ive seen the dinosaurs and I was a very clever girl cos I even knew their names

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I want to see the dinosaur or is it extinct

Ive seen the dinosaurs and I was a very clever girl cos I even knew their names "

So the dinosaur isnt extinct then,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's 42 isn't it?

42 whats

Sorry pery mind in overdrive.

Cant believe no one wants to play 'shut funky's thread before he comes back' "

42 is the answer to EVERYTHING ...Dontchya know?

Right people... let's shut this thread 'cos lulu said

Funky ain't looking so he won't know who is responsible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bump "

Its on good you impersonating Ruggers... Funky'll have words with you miss... ()

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bump

Its on good you impersonating Ruggers... Funky'll have words with you miss... ()"

*secretive 'bump'*

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By *acciWoman
over a year ago

leeds

not looking at ya thread,im looking at your very cute ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not looking at ya thread,im looking at your very cute ass "

+1

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

bumpity bump

such a cute ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bumpity bump

such a cute ass "

Yep, agreed Funkys bum

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"bumpity bump

such a cute ass

Yep, agreed Funkys bum "

dont know if i want to grab it or bite it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bumpity bump

such a cute ass

Yep, agreed Funkys bum

dont know if i want to grab it or bite it "

Both ...why ever not?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"bumpity bump

such a cute ass

Yep, agreed Funkys bum

dont know if i want to grab it or bite it

Both ...why ever not? "

now that sounds like a good plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bumpity bump

such a cute ass

Yep, agreed Funkys bum

dont know if i want to grab it or bite it

Both ...why ever not?

now that sounds like a good plan "

That's the arse area sorted ....what about the front bit?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"bumpity bump

such a cute ass

Yep, agreed Funkys bum

dont know if i want to grab it or bite it

Both ...why ever not?

now that sounds like a good plan

That's the arse area sorted ....what about the front bit? "

oh now the chest, mmmmm could lick that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bumpity bump

such a cute ass

Yep, agreed Funkys bum

dont know if i want to grab it or bite it

Both ...why ever not?

now that sounds like a good plan

That's the arse area sorted ....what about the front bit?

oh now the chest, mmmmm could lick that "

*nods in agreement*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bumpity bump

such a cute ass

Yep, agreed Funkys bum

dont know if i want to grab it or bite it

Both ...why ever not?

now that sounds like a good plan

That's the arse area sorted ....what about the front bit?

oh now the chest, mmmmm could lick that

*nods in agreement* "

its a very very cute ass for a bloke!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bumpity bump

such a cute ass

Yep, agreed Funkys bum

dont know if i want to grab it or bite it

Both ...why ever not?

now that sounds like a good plan

That's the arse area sorted ....what about the front bit?

oh now the chest, mmmmm could lick that

*nods in agreement*

its a very very cute ass for a bloke!!!

"

I can see another very cute ass

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Bump!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"It's 42 isn't it?

42 whats

Sorry pery mind in overdrive.

Cant believe no one wants to play 'shut funky's thread before he comes back'

42 is the answer to EVERYTHING ...Dontchya know?

Right people... let's shut this thread 'cos lulu said

Funky ain't looking so he won't know who is responsible "

Ahhh you meant THE 42? Silly me.

And Frockster shhhhh! No one will know I said about getting it shut before he comes back, honest

Damn, I wish I could remember how to ninja smiley, then no one would know I said to get it closed!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"bumpity bump

such a cute ass

Yep, agreed Funkys bum

dont know if i want to grab it or bite it

Both ...why ever not?

now that sounds like a good plan

That's the arse area sorted ....what about the front bit?

oh now the chest, mmmmm could lick that

*nods in agreement*

its a very very cute ass for a bloke!!!

"

Is it bad I want to bite, grab and dig my nails into that ass?

Best ass I've seen for a long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shhhhh! No one will know I said about getting it shut before he comes back, honest

Damn, I wish I could remember how to ninja smiley, then no one would know I said to get it closed!

"

Funky'll know it was you when he sees all the dirty knee prints on his nice clean thread...

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

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"

Damn, I wish I could remember how to ninja smiley, then no one would know I said to get it closed!

Funky'll know it was you when he sees all the dirty knee prints on his nice clean thread... "

Stop showing off with your ninjas!

And I've been scrubbing hard today!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Yay! I mean shhhhhh

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

"

It wasnt me Funky...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's 42 isn't it?

42 whats

Sorry pery mind in overdrive.

Cant believe no one wants to play 'shut funky's thread before he comes back'

42 is the answer to EVERYTHING ...Dontchya know?

Right people... let's shut this thread 'cos lulu said

Funky ain't looking so he won't know who is responsible

Ahhh you meant THE 42? Silly me.

And Frockster shhhhh! No one will know I said about getting it shut before he comes back, honest

Damn, I wish I could remember how to ninja smiley, then no one would know I said to get it closed!

"

I'll keep quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Damn, I wish I could remember how to ninja smiley, then no one would know I said to get it closed!

Funky'll know it was you when he sees all the dirty knee prints on his nice clean thread...

Stop showing off with your ninjas!

And I've been scrubbing hard today!

"

I love a scrubber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay! I mean shhhhhh "

I told you already ....I'm keeping quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

"

Yay! You gave us a ninja

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It wasnt me Funky... "

....nor me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It wasnt me Funky...

....nor me "

Then who was it...? eh...? eh...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It wasnt me Funky...

....nor me

Then who was it...? eh...? eh...! "

Neither of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It wasnt me Funky...

....nor me

Then who was it...? eh...? eh...!

Neither of us "

Thats ok then...;-)

'Course trying to close this thread is ultimately futile... Funky will post 174th, and timetravel this thread back to the beginning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It wasnt me Funky...

....nor me

Then who was it...? eh...? eh...!

Neither of us

Thats ok then...;-)

'Course trying to close this thread is ultimately futile... Funky will post 174th, and timetravel this thread back to the beginning... "

I'm not trying to close this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*evil snigger*

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bump "

Can I come and bump with you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bump

Can I come and bump with you...

"

Certainly sir, it'll be rude not to xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bump

Can I come and bump with you...

Certainly sir, it'll be rude not to xx "

Buuuuuuump!!

Fankoo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bump

Can I come and bump with you...

Certainly sir, it'll be rude not to xx

Buuuuuuump!!

Fankoo... "

That's the best swinging bump I've had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bump

Can I come and bump with you...

Certainly sir, it'll be rude not to xx

Buuuuuuump!!

Fankoo...

That's the best swinging bump I've had "

A little brief... Sowwy...

But the second time always lasts longer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bump

Can I come and bump with you...

Certainly sir, it'll be rude not to xx

Buuuuuuump!!

Fankoo... "

That's the best swinging bump I've had

A little brief... Sowwy...

But the second time always lasts longer...

*waits for second time* phwooooaaaaarrrrr

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