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By *ral Extraordinaire OP   Man
over a year ago

Kent

At least 6ft , A professional , dark hair or BBC , a heavy cummer..or repeat cummer ! On call 24/7 if required and regular at top parties

....so where do i come in on this site being short bald and pale white lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wainscott Rochester according to your location

And OP I’ve never met anyone with all of your description

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you?

I think there are quite a few issues with your assertion OP.

Firstly, what's an 'elite swinger'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you?

I think there are quite a few issues with your assertion OP.

Firstly, what's an 'elite swinger'? "

They get their supporters pass for free

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP   Man
over a year ago

Kent


"Do you?

I think there are quite a few issues with your assertion OP.

Firstly, what's an 'elite swinger'?

They get their supporters pass for free"

Hahaha

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Do you?

I think there are quite a few issues with your assertion OP.

Firstly, what's an 'elite swinger'? "

They have rhythm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least 6ft , A professional , dark hair or BBC , a heavy cummer..or repeat cummer ! On call 24/7 if required and regular at top parties

....so where do i come in on this site being short bald and pale white lol "

Or just a female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And again I ask myself. What exactly is everyone’s working definition of ‘swinger’?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Do you?

I think there are quite a few issues with your assertion OP.

Firstly, what's an 'elite swinger'?

They get their supporters pass for free"

I’m paid a retainer to be here!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"And again I ask myself. What exactly is everyone’s working definition of ‘swinger’?"

Take a look at my profile sweetness...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf is an elite swinger? You're either a swinger or you're not, right?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Wtf is an elite swinger? You're either a swinger or you're not, right? "

No. Some of us are “elite”. We have pin badges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wtf is an elite swinger? You're either a swinger or you're not, right? "

That's exactly what we were going to ask lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And again I ask myself. What exactly is everyone’s working definition of ‘swinger’?

Take a look at my profile sweetness... "

That’s my bedtime reading and perving

Swinger- an individual who enjoys having sex with others? Ok?

Elite swinger- an individual who...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you?

I think there are quite a few issues with your assertion OP.

Firstly, what's an 'elite swinger'?

They get their supporters pass for free

I’m paid a retainer to be here! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elite footballers appear on match of the day

Elite swingers "snatch of the day" ........simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn. I'm none of those things

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"And again I ask myself. What exactly is everyone’s working definition of ‘swinger’?

Take a look at my profile sweetness...

That’s my bedtime reading and perving

Swinger- an individual who enjoys having sex with others? Ok?

Elite swinger- an individual who...?"

Has a pin badge and a bumper sticker which says “honk if you do give a fuck”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elite footballers appear on match of the day

Elite swingers "snatch of the day" ........simples "

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Do you?

I think there are quite a few issues with your assertion OP.

Firstly, what's an 'elite swinger'? "

A Jungle VIP

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP   Man
over a year ago

Kent


"And again I ask myself. What exactly is everyone’s working definition of ‘swinger’?

Take a look at my profile sweetness...

That’s my bedtime reading and perving

Swinger- an individual who enjoys having sex with others? Ok?

Elite swinger- an individual who...?"

...is top of the tree in swinging

#duracell #Hung #Handsome #InDemand

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP   Man
over a year ago

Kent


"And again I ask myself. What exactly is everyone’s working definition of ‘swinger’?

Take a look at my profile sweetness...

That’s my bedtime reading and perving

Swinger- an individual who enjoys having sex with others? Ok?

Elite swinger- an individual who...?

...is top of the tree in swinging

#duracell #Hung #Handsome #InDemand "

#repeater #heavycummer

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP   Man
over a year ago

Kent


"And again I ask myself. What exactly is everyone’s working definition of ‘swinger’?

Take a look at my profile sweetness...

That’s my bedtime reading and perving

Swinger- an individual who enjoys having sex with others? Ok?

Elite swinger- an individual who...?

...is top of the tree in swinging

#duracell #Hung #Handsome #InDemand

#repeater #heavycummer"

#fireman #suitwearer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And again I ask myself. What exactly is everyone’s working definition of ‘swinger’?

Take a look at my profile sweetness...

That’s my bedtime reading and perving

Swinger- an individual who enjoys having sex with others? Ok?

Elite swinger- an individual who...?

...is top of the tree in swinging

#duracell #Hung #Handsome #InDemand "

Well I ain’t gonna fuck someone I don’t think is handsome

And what is classed as ‘hung’ to you?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

And what is classed as ‘hung’ to you?

"

He frequently trips over it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And what is classed as ‘hung’ to you?

He frequently trips over it. "

Ah

Well I haven’t met anyone hung either.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"

And what is classed as ‘hung’ to you?

He frequently trips over it. "

Even when it's folded in half.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Elite swingers are like the elite runners in the London Marathon. They get let in to clubs an hour earlier, before it's strewn with empty water bottles, energy bar crumbs and used condoms.

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP   Man
over a year ago

Kent


"

And what is classed as ‘hung’ to you?

He frequently trips over it.

Ah

Well I haven’t met anyone hung either. "

Usually they have a B at start ...BWC or BBC ????

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

You just have to be a couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And again I ask myself. What exactly is everyone’s working definition of ‘swinger’?

Take a look at my profile sweetness...

That’s my bedtime reading and perving

Swinger- an individual who enjoys having sex with others? Ok?

Elite swinger- an individual who...?

...is top of the tree in swinging

#duracell #Hung #Handsome #InDemand

#repeater #heavycummer

#fireman #suitwearer"

I think you have a very odd view of this world.

In my experience the vast majority of people aren't looking for anything other than a good mutually enjoyable time with a like minded person/people.

It's very easy to get hung up on the profiles that you may feel exclude you, just bear in mind that that's their prerogative. Whilst some do look for specifics which may include yourself, others are less demanding. Focus on those that match you.

It always amuses me how people never rail against the preferences of people that do include them, it's only when a person is excluded that they start complaining...

Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And what is classed as ‘hung’ to you?

He frequently trips over it.

Ah

Well I haven’t met anyone hung either.

Usually they have a B at start ...BWC or BBC ????"

Yes but how big is that? How many inches? I tend to go for smaller to average sized cocks, biggest I’ve had is seven and a half inches

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"At least 6ft , A professional , dark hair or BBC , a heavy cummer..or repeat cummer ! On call 24/7 if required and regular at top parties

....so where do i come in on this site being short bald and pale white lol "

Depends can you tap dance...

Hopefully there's someone for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elite swingers are like the elite runners in the London Marathon. They get let in to clubs an hour earlier, before it's strewn with empty water bottles, energy bar crumbs and used condoms. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you?

I think there are quite a few issues with your assertion OP.

Firstly, what's an 'elite swinger'? "

I'm guessing it's the ones getting action when they want it, the ones who know what they want, click their fingers then *pooooof* on the doorstep

Or it could be those who visit clubs most weekends resulting in a mass of veris.

Or he could be referring to those who attend "killing kittens" (that's high end right?)

Or those who don't use a bowl for the keys at a suareeeeee coz it would mess with the feng-shu

Or those that turn up to meets in a Ferrari or Roller driven by their butler.

P

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"At least 6ft , A professional , dark hair or BBC , a heavy cummer..or repeat cummer ! On call 24/7 if required and regular at top parties

....so where do i come in on this site being short bald and pale white lol "

You forgot Bi. You need to be Bi as well

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP   Man
over a year ago

Kent


"At least 6ft , A professional , dark hair or BBC , a heavy cummer..or repeat cummer ! On call 24/7 if required and regular at top parties

....so where do i come in on this site being short bald and pale white lol

You forgot Bi. You need to be Bi as well "

Yessss 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least 6ft , A professional , dark hair or BBC , a heavy cummer..or repeat cummer ! On call 24/7 if required and regular at top parties

....so where do i come in on this site being short bald and pale white lol "

The best is those that have a long check list that must be met before they are prepared to talk to you ain't all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elite swingers are like the elite runners in the London Marathon. They get let in to clubs an hour earlier, before it's strewn with empty water bottles, energy bar crumbs and used condoms. "

And they finish before everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody else got ‘well I’m the king of the swingers, a jungle vip ‘ stuck in their head?

Connie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least 6ft , A professional , dark hair or BBC , a heavy cummer..or repeat cummer ! On call 24/7 if required and regular at top parties

....so where do i come in on this site being short bald and pale white lol "

Come stand next to me in the short, bald corner

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Well that's me out tthen because I'm a five foot blonde woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this like a tongue in cheek kind of post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il settle for being just an elite mother fucker then

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Anybody else got ‘well I’m the king of the swingers, a jungle vip ‘ stuck in their head?

Connie x"

I have now

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Do you?

I think there are quite a few issues with your assertion OP.

Firstly, what's an 'elite swinger'? "

Platinum members obvs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody else got ‘well I’m the king of the swingers, a jungle vip ‘ stuck in their head?

Connie x

I have now "

My work here is done x

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP   Man
over a year ago

Kent


"Is this like a tongue in cheek kind of post "

Nooooooooo this a serious post ...honest

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP   Man
over a year ago

Kent

So lets rewrite this

You have to be........

Bi

Hung BBC or BWC

Heavy Cummer

Tall

A looker

Must have a “honk if you do give a fuck” sticker in the car

get your supporters pass for free

and sing regular...‘well I’m the king of the swingers, a jungle vip ‘

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the criteria for tall?

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Anybody else got ‘well I’m the king of the swingers, a jungle vip ‘ stuck in their head?

Connie x"

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"So lets rewrite this

You have to be........

Bi

Hung BBC or BWC

Heavy Cummer

Tall

A looker

Must have a “honk if you do give a fuck” sticker in the car

get your supporters pass for free

and sing regular...‘well I’m the king of the swingers, a jungle vip ‘

"

You forgot girth, you need a fat one as well as long

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

How many verifications should an elite swinger have?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"How many verifications should an elite swinger have? "

None. Elite swingers don’t mingle with the cattle

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Anybody else got ‘well I’m the king of the swingers, a jungle vip ‘ stuck in their head?

Connie x

I have now

My work here is done x"

Evil

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"How many verifications should an elite swinger have?

None. Elite swingers don’t mingle with the cattle"

I've been called worse

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"How many verifications should an elite swinger have?

None. Elite swingers don’t mingle with the cattle

I've been called worse "

Moooooove over sweet-cheeks, I’m bidding here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody else got ‘well I’m the king of the swingers, a jungle vip ‘ stuck in their head?

Connie x"

Love it

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Surely you need a copy of Elite computer game to play while swinging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So lets rewrite this

You have to be........

Bi

Hung BBC or BWC

Heavy Cummer

Tall

A looker

Must have a “honk if you do give a fuck” sticker in the car

get your supporters pass for free

and sing regular...‘well I’m the king of the swingers, a jungle vip ‘

You forgot girth, you need a fat one as well as long "

Is it just me that cringes at term heavy cummer?

Connie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP   Man
over a year ago

Kent

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

What's an elite swinger? Do they shag differently ore something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least 6ft , A professional , dark hair or BBC , a heavy cummer..or repeat cummer ! On call 24/7 if required and regular at top parties

....so where do i come in on this site being short bald and pale white lol "

I know what you mean (the click)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elite swingers are like the elite runners in the London Marathon. They get let in to clubs an hour earlier, before it's strewn with empty water bottles, energy bar crumbs and used condoms. "

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP   Man
over a year ago

Kent

Missed out ...premium accounts and wishlists

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