FabSwingers.com forum: A sensible alternative to Veris

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

You know that all this nonsense about the public reviewing stuff is just rubbish. You see it on Amazon all the time; people who review products but they’re just idiots. How can you take it seriously?

To improve things I think we need one reviewer who can do everyone, then you can get some some consistency. Let’s be fair, one person’s crap shag is another’s moist epiphany.

One reviewer - the giver of the Veris would fix all that.

It’s a big job to shag all the women here so I’m not going to have time for the boring admin, you write the review and I’ll approve it or not.

Seems fair? Veri submissions below please, and pop your clothes on the chair. Next to mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a fan of simple ones like

He’s/she’s real and they’re the person in the photo. Most important - safe to be around

Not liking chapter and verse

I digress

He’s an epic shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met them. They are real.

Boom. That’s all a verification needs to be. Proof of existence.

Although, I like my most recent veri.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Private jokes

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Brace yourselves, ladies and gents.

I met Adam three times last week, and he just keeps getting better. He's a big boy, lasts for ages and a heavy cummer.

I had to have my arse surgicaly repaired, and the surgeon said he'd reinforced it for next time.

He made me cum multiple times using only his left elbow and an After Eight mint.

Treat him with respect, and you are sure to have a good time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's the straightest of all the Fab Straights I've met

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"He's the straightest of all the Fab Straights I've met "

Thanks mate, brought a tear to my eye that one

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"You know that all this nonsense about the public reviewing stuff is just rubbish. You see it on Amazon all the time; people who review products but they’re just idiots. How can you take it seriously?

To improve things I think we need one reviewer who can do everyone, then you can get some some consistency. Let’s be fair, one person’s crap shag is another’s moist epiphany.

One reviewer - the giver of the Veris would fix all that.

It’s a big job to shag all the women here so I’m not going to have time for the boring admin, you write the review and I’ll approve it or not.

Seems fair? Veri submissions below please, and pop your clothes on the chair. Next to mine

Yes, but what if this one reviewer is one of the idiots you talk about? That would nullify the whole idea. You could be that prize idiot for all we know.

"One reviewer to review them all."

It sounds a bit Lord of the Rings to me. Will we have to drop you into a volcano if you're no good? I'm not sure I could be bothered with all that shit. Not after last time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met them. They are real.

Boom. That’s all a verification needs to be. Proof of existence.

Although, I like my most recent veri.

It’s a well written veri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To improve things I think we need one reviewer who can do everyone, then you can get some some consistency. Let’s be fair, one person’s crap shag is another’s moist epiphany.

One reviewer - the giver of the Veris would fix all that.

It’s a big job to shag all the women here so I’m not going to have time for the boring admin, you write the review and I’ll approve it or not.

Seems fair? Veri submissions below please, and pop your clothes on the chair. Next to mine

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No sense to this whatsoever, sorry his or her view will still not be yours or hers or his, veris only mean the person turned up and was ok for that person outside of that they mean nothing.

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

To improve things I think we need one reviewer who can do everyone, then you can get some some consistency. Let’s be fair, one person’s crap shag is another’s moist epiphany.

One reviewer - the giver of the Veris would fix all that.

It’s a big job to shag all the women here so I’m not going to have time for the boring admin, you write the review and I’ll approve it or not.

Seems fair? Veri submissions below please, and pop your clothes on the chair. Next to mine

Yes, but what if this one reviewer is one of the idiots you talk about? That would nullify the whole idea. You could be that prize idiot for all we know.

"One reviewer to review them all."

It sounds a bit Lord of the Rings to me. Will we have to drop you into a volcano if you're no good? I'm not sure I could be bothered with all that shit. Not after last time."

Back when there was just one reviewer, you knew where you were. When The Holiday Programme was on TV and the presenter said it was a good destination, that was simple.

Now it’s a dozen reviews, some say it’s good and some say it’s rubbish - the whole thing is unworkable.

I am prepared to be the Judith Chalmers of Fab

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

I am prepared to be the Judith Chalmers of Fab

...and if that isn't dedication, I don't know what is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am prepared to be the Judith Chalmers of Fab

...and if that isn't dedication, I don't know what is!"

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