FabSwingers.com forum: Pic up lines

By *ustfunandgames OP Man
over a year ago

st Albans / NSA fantasy fun

Pic up lines that someone as tryed on you + sade or funny

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Message on our old profile.

"Can i smash her back doors in"

Obviously my knickers dropped to the floor instantly... NOT!!!

Jo.Xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven.. lucky for you landing on your arse .. shame about your mate landing on her face though

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

FaF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u know who i am

Im blake the snake baby and its feeding time

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Do u know who i am

Im blake the snake baby and its feeding time"

Yes B.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pic up lines that someone as tryed on you + sade or funny

No ordinary love.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Pic up lines that someone as tryed on you + sade or funny

No ordinary love."

Well done Tame.

Jo.Xx

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"Message on our old profile.

"Can i smash her back doors in"

Obviously my knickers dropped to the floor instantly... NOT!!!

Jo.Xx "

I need to retire that one then,

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Pic up lines that someone as tryed on you + sade or funny

No ordinary love."

Well played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago, a guy came up to me after I sneezed and offered me a hanky. “It’s clean, I’ve just washed it in chloroform”

And that, ladies and gentleman, is how hubby and I met.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Tired Babe?.... you should be coz you've been running around in my head all day.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Years ago, a guy came up to me after I sneezed and offered me a hanky. “It’s clean, I’ve just washed it in chloroform”

And that, ladies and gentleman, is how hubby and I met.

brilliant....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You can't beat the classic "excuse me does this smell of chloroform" chat up line

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Something I heard the other day....

A Sunderland lass on a night out in Newcastle walks up to a bloke, grabs his arse and says, "you're gorgeous, do you want my number?"

He says to her, "do you have a pen?" She answers, "yes".

He says, "shouldn't you be getting back to if before the farmer notices you're missing?"

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By *easide funMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire Coast

One I heard and thought was quite funny:

I’m jealous of your heart,

Because it’s pumping inside you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my teddy, can I sleep with you instead?

Someone actually used that on me a few years ago.

It didn’t work!

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By *tevejones2008Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Lol

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over a year ago

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

While dancing in a club-

“Can I smell your fanny”?

“No you can’t”

“Oh, it must be your feet then”!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Dessert??

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You can’t beat the old caveman club over the back of the head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pic up lines that someone as tryed on you + sade or funny

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your beauty transcends time itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some girl once tugged at my tshirt and said what's this?

Then said boyfriend material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t think anyone’s ever tried one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t think anyone’s ever tried one "

I wish you were a door, so I could slam you all day.....

Will that do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do u know who i am

Im blake the snake baby and its feeding time

Yes B.

Jo.Xx "
easy

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