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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you have been on Fab for three months or less, firstly welcome to the mad house, lovely to have you and now, please tell us something about yourself, why you’re here and what you’re looking for.

If you’ve been here longer than three months, you can perve, make notes, pm anyone who sounds interesting, bathe in donkey’s milk but please do not post... Strictly newbies only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi "

Oi. Sod off..

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hello! I skimmed the OP very quickly (I didn't really).

I'm in!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a newbie , hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 weeks here. Newbie!

I’m very shy and innocent

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello "

Jeez. Read it woman and go away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a newbie , hi "

You really don’t want to see me angry...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening "

What the hell? Jog on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These threads never work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ciao Belli ;P...

Are we called to then disclose "ourselves infos" or we just jump in the orgy like there is no tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"8 weeks here. Newbie!

I’m very shy and innocent "

Yaas. You can stay. How can someone open you up then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello I've been here 4 weeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ciao Belli ;P...

Are we called to then disclose "ourselves infos" or we just jump in the orgy like there is no tomorrow? "

Whatever you want darlings..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello I've been here 4 weeks "

So what do ya want???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8 weeks here. Newbie!

I’m very shy and innocent

Yaas. You can stay. How can someone open you up then?"

She's a fibber, she's been here way before me

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By *ymBuff2019Man
over a year ago

colchester

Hello, 3-4 weeks here. Young, eager to please and looking for fun of all kinds! Naughtier the better in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've perved, now I'm going

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"If you have been on Fab for three months or less, firstly welcome to the mad house, lovely to have you and now, please tell us something about yourself, why you’re here and what you’re looking for.

If you’ve been here longer than three months, you can perve, make notes, pm anyone who sounds interesting, bathe in donkey’s milk but please do not post... Strictly newbies only "

*nips to Tesco

Comes back with 83 pints of donkey milk

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Very good post ... may I steal it for the Irish forum... pretty please with a cherry on top

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

If I delete my profile, so I can be included as a newbie when I remake it, will you verify me? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess the "oldies" in here are the real fun ;P. Just laughed out loud xD you bunch of morons ahaha it's our way to express love in Italy btw ;P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very good post ... may I steal it for the Irish forum... pretty please with a cherry on top "

You can ask me for anything sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're not new to the scene but are new to exploring it together...

We're looking to make friends with fun benefits as well as enjoying the club and social scene with couples and singles who have that same approach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello I've been here 4 weeks

So what do ya want???"

A medal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We're not new to the scene but are new to exploring it together...

We're looking to make friends with fun benefits as well as enjoying the club and social scene with couples and singles who have that same approach! "

Approved!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello I've been here 4 weeks

So what do ya want???

A medal "

Earn it man. Sell yourself....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello I've been here 4 weeks

So what do ya want???

A medal

Earn it man. Sell yourself.... "

£50 for two hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you have been on Fab for three months or less, firstly welcome to the mad house, lovely to have you and now, please tell us something about yourself, why you’re here and what you’re looking for.

If you’ve been here longer than three months, you can perve, make notes, pm anyone who sounds interesting, bathe in donkey’s milk but please do not post... Strictly newbies only

*nips to Tesco

Comes back with 83 pints of donkey milk"

You just had to... shoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello I've been here 4 weeks

So what do ya want???

A medal

Earn it man. Sell yourself.... "

I bid half a Mars bar

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"Very good post ... may I steal it for the Irish forum... pretty please with a cherry on top

You can ask me for anything sweetheart "

Thank you ... wouldn't mind playing with a cherry and your mouth

Sorry couldn't resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello I've been here 4 weeks

So what do ya want???

A medal

Earn it man. Sell yourself....

I bid half a Mars bar "

Rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a newbie , hi

You really don’t want to see me angry..."
I love a fiesty woman I think i would like to see you angry.... You going to spank me for being bad?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on Newbies. Don’t be shy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very good post ... may I steal it for the Irish forum... pretty please with a cherry on top

You can ask me for anything sweetheart

Thank you ... wouldn't mind playing with a cherry and your mouth

Sorry couldn't resist "

You can stay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello I've been here 4 weeks

So what do ya want???

A medal

Earn it man. Sell yourself....

I bid half a Mars bar "

You’re in. Like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8 weeks here. Newbie!

I’m very shy and innocent

Yaas. You can stay. How can someone open you up then?

She's a fibber, she's been here way before me "

I haven’t been here in more than a year

Technically a newbie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careful, it’s a trap!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"If you have been on Fab for three months or less, firstly welcome to the mad house, lovely to have you and now, please tell us something about yourself, why you’re here and what you’re looking for.

If you’ve been here longer than three months, you can perve, make notes, pm anyone who sounds interesting, bathe in donkey’s milk but please do not post... Strictly newbies only

*nips to Tesco

Comes back with 83 pints of donkey milk

You just had to... shoo"

Close the door, I'm trying to have a bath in here!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello I've been here 4 weeks

So what do ya want???

A medal

Earn it man. Sell yourself....

I bid half a Mars bar

You’re in. Like your style "

Rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here to perve at newbies and Incandescents bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about revisiting newbies, they count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"8 weeks here. Newbie!

I’m very shy and innocent

Yaas. You can stay. How can someone open you up then?

She's a fibber, she's been here way before me

I haven’t been here in more than a year

Technically a newbie. "

Yeah, you are..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about revisiting newbies, they count?"

Yep. Sell yourself then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here to perve at newbies and Incandescents bum "

Speechless but as you wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello I've been here 4 weeks

So what do ya want???

A medal

Earn it man. Sell yourself....

I bid half a Mars bar

You’re in. Like your style "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello I've been here 4 weeks

So what do ya want???

A medal

Earn it man. Sell yourself....

I bid half a Mars bar

You’re in. Like your style

Rude"

Half of the Mars bar has been reduce to a quarter now

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

I've been here 11 weeks...feels longer weirdly.

Was originally looking for a fwb of the male variety, I found him after being here like ten mins, which was brave of him.

Now I'm here mainly to find a woman to play with, which I'm realising is like finding a unicorn in a haystack, or something like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about revisiting newbies, they count?

Yep. Sell yourself then "

I'm waiting for the advertising agency to deliver the first draft

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Thanks for the welcome OP.

I'm a newbie. Details on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ehm, I'm here to let go of my wild side, which has always been repressed do to reason I won't be boring you tonight. I ve always labelled myself as, monogamous. And raised with those concepts. Then life, things, ect ect, I found out I just cannot be in a relationship. I feel the need to explore my sexuality (straight only ) meet like mind people, and that's important, cause we surround ourselves with people we cannot really share who we really are. And I want to be able to just be myself. And not be ashamed of it. Then I want to experience my ultimate dream of a ffm, always perved about it and always have, and will finally do it. Anyone interested? XD ahaha anyhow there s a lot more, by time I ll be able to share, I wont be leaving any time soon. It's a lovely site, and starting to meet a lovely bunch of morons

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Thanks for the welcome OP.

I'm a newbie. Details on my profile "

Oooooft.

*thread drift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay! We are (the Newbies) being represented!

HoHos here and I’m now 9 weeks on Fab. I’m a cool-blue individual ‘look it up, it’s a personality profile’. I’m a thrill seeker and more about the chase than I would be for the catch. I haven’t yet zeroed in on what I’m looking for ‘in-progress’ but conversing and stimulating the mind would be top of the list, body of course, would willingly follow

So far I haven’t experienced anything to put me off, just the occasional stuff ‘weird messages at times, or extremely unthoughtful messages similar to hi’. Most I chatted with have been nothing but wonderful, beautiful, confident and genuine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for the welcome OP.

I'm a newbie. Details on my profile "

Gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello I've been here 4 weeks

So what do ya want???

A medal

Earn it man. Sell yourself....

I bid half a Mars bar

You’re in. Like your style

Rude

Half of the Mars bar has been reduce to a quarter now "

If it was lindor I'd consider it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been here 11 weeks...feels longer weirdly.

Was originally looking for a fwb of the male variety, I found him after being here like ten mins, which was brave of him.

Now I'm here mainly to find a woman to play with, which I'm realising is like finding a unicorn in a haystack, or something like that. "

Brought a tear to my eye. You bring hope to us all...

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By *ent and bratCouple
over a year ago

here there everywhere

Hey there

Fairly new to fab and the whole scene. Looking for sexy chats with a view to meeting and see where it goes. Plus were both extremley horny people who love anything kinky lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have been on Fab for three months or less, firstly welcome to the mad house, lovely to have you and now, please tell us something about yourself, why you’re here and what you’re looking for.

If you’ve been here longer than three months, you can perve, make notes, pm anyone who sounds interesting, bathe in donkey’s milk but please do not post... Strictly newbies only "

How about returning fabbers ... can we partake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay! We are (the Newbies) being represented!

HoHos here and I’m now 9 weeks on Fab. I’m a cool-blue individual ‘look it up, it’s a personality profile’. I’m a thrill seeker and more about the chase than I would be for the catch. I haven’t yet zeroed in on what I’m looking for ‘in-progress’ but conversing and stimulating the mind would be top of the list, body of course, would willingly follow

So far I haven’t experienced anything to put me off, just the occasional stuff ‘weird messages at times, or extremely unthoughtful messages similar to hi’. Most I chatted with have been nothing but wonderful, beautiful, confident and genuine "

You will be snapped up in no time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8 weeks here. Newbie!

I’m very shy and innocent

Yaas. You can stay. How can someone open you up then?

She's a fibber, she's been here way before me

I haven’t been here in more than a year

Technically a newbie.

Yeah, you are.."

Lovely thread! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newbies here. Only been on fab 2 weeks.

We are an old married couple (pushing 20 years now) looking to have some fun, enhance and extend our great sex life together.

We are looking for couples and and single bi women at the moment. We have our first club visit planned in a couple of weeks and really looking forward to it.

We have always been seen as a little different mainly due to our business, collections and hobbies. We love a good laugh (pointless info there everyone like to laugh), we can have a fairly dark sense of humour. We both are tattooed and pierced, me more than H in both catorgories. Really it should be H writing this as she’s far more eloquent and social than I am. Give us a message or a wink, may see you on the cam chat sometime

G (male)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ehm, I'm here to let go of my wild side, which has always been repressed do to reason I won't be boring you tonight. I ve always labelled myself as, monogamous. And raised with those concepts. Then life, things, ect ect, I found out I just cannot be in a relationship. I feel the need to explore my sexuality (straight only ) meet like mind people, and that's important, cause we surround ourselves with people we cannot really share who we really are. And I want to be able to just be myself. And not be ashamed of it. Then I want to experience my ultimate dream of a ffm, always perved about it and always have, and will finally do it. Anyone interested? XD ahaha anyhow there s a lot more, by time I ll be able to share, I wont be leaving any time soon. It's a lovely site, and starting to meet a lovely bunch of morons"

Errmmm. Ruined it just a bit with the last word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have been on Fab for three months or less, firstly welcome to the mad house, lovely to have you and now, please tell us something about yourself, why you’re here and what you’re looking for.

If you’ve been here longer than three months, you can perve, make notes, pm anyone who sounds interesting, bathe in donkey’s milk but please do not post... Strictly newbies only "
I'm Gerry I'm quite reserved and shy I'm here for women between the heights of 4'9 and 6'2 is that too much to ask is it?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Having a perv

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Newbies here. Only been on fab 2 weeks.

We are an old married couple (pushing 20 years now) looking to have some fun, enhance and extend our great sex life together.

We are looking for couples and and single bi women at the moment. We have our first club visit planned in a couple of weeks and really looking forward to it.

We have always been seen as a little different mainly due to our business, collections and hobbies. We love a good laugh (pointless info there everyone like to laugh), we can have a fairly dark sense of humour. We both are tattooed and pierced, me more than H in both catorgories. Really it should be H writing this as she’s far more eloquent and social than I am. Give us a message or a wink, may see you on the cam chat sometime

G (male)"

Beautifully written. Accepted!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Oooh I'm still a newbie!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you have been on Fab for three months or less, firstly welcome to the mad house, lovely to have you and now, please tell us something about yourself, why you’re here and what you’re looking for.

If you’ve been here longer than three months, you can perve, make notes, pm anyone who sounds interesting, bathe in donkey’s milk but please do not post... Strictly newbies only I'm Gerry I'm quite reserved and shy I'm here for women between the heights of 4'9 and 6'2 is that too much to ask is it? "

We shall try our best but raise your standards man! In!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I have to receive you acceptance?? Or I'll be kicked out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooh I'm still a newbie!! "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You will be snapped up in no time "

I’m in no rush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have been on Fab for three months or less, firstly welcome to the mad house, lovely to have you and now, please tell us something about yourself, why you’re here and what you’re looking for.

If you’ve been here longer than three months, you can perve, make notes, pm anyone who sounds interesting, bathe in donkey’s milk but please do not post... Strictly newbies only I'm Gerry I'm quite reserved and shy I'm here for women between the heights of 4'9 and 6'2 is that too much to ask is it?

We shall try our best but raise your standards man! In!"
My standards are set high really high

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I have to receive you acceptance?? Or I'll be kicked out?"

You’re in. Of course you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ehm, I'm here to let go of my wild side, which has always been repressed do to reason I won't be boring you tonight. I ve always labelled myself as, monogamous. And raised with those concepts. Then life, things, ect ect, I found out I just cannot be in a relationship. I feel the need to explore my sexuality (straight only ) meet like mind people, and that's important, cause we surround ourselves with people we cannot really share who we really are. And I want to be able to just be myself. And not be ashamed of it. Then I want to experience my ultimate dream of a ffm, always perved about it and always have, and will finally do it. Anyone interested? XD ahaha anyhow there s a lot more, by time I ll be able to share, I wont be leaving any time soon. It's a lovely site, and starting to meet a lovely bunch of morons

Errmmm. Ruined it just a bit with the last word. "

Being a moron denotes a mild disability to be normal, I think that s a compliment xD btw it was a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I have to receive you acceptance?? Or I'll be kicked out?

You’re in. Of course you are."

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I have to receive you acceptance?? Or I'll be kicked out?

You’re in. Of course you are.

Of course "

Why of course?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

If anyone's got the kettle on, I've got milk......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I have to receive you acceptance?? Or I'll be kicked out?

You’re in. Of course you are.

Of course

Why of course?"

You said it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incandescent, thank you for giving us a voice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Incandescent, thank you for giving us a voice! "

Oh sweetheart, you know I’d give you anything...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're not new to the scene but are new to exploring it together...

We're looking to make friends with fun benefits as well as enjoying the club and social scene with couples and singles who have that same approach!

Approved!"

Thank you

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