FabSwingers.com forum: Fab beach volleyball team

By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

So in the spirit of summer, what 5 fabbers would yiu pick to join your team of beach volleyball? Mixed teams welcome! Let's have some fun with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By mixed team you mean racially right ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do usual beach volley ball rules apply?

Women have to wear those little pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m actually really good at this, if anyone wants me

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"By mixed team you mean racially right ? "

I mean gender mixed

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Girl1234xxx

LemonButterCream

Naughty Nymph

EmmaLouise85

MissDoris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora, Private Parts, Suzuki, PMF(lord of orgasms bloke) and Fabulousandbearded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boldylonglegs

Miss Dorris

Spider woman

Nora

Me.

Good luck not being distracted by my team mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just be the ball girl?

I'm too short and my boobs would smack me in the face if I jump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By mixed team you mean racially right ?

I mean gender mixed

I am out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boldylonglegs

Miss Dorris

Spider woman

Nora

Me.

Good luck not being distracted by my team mates

Go team!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Can I just be the ball girl?

I'm too short and my boobs would smack me in the face if I jump

I was thinking of you and Nell in my team but you are both... vertically challenged so it wouldn't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do usual beach volley ball rules apply?

Normal fab rules apply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By mixed team you mean racially right ?

I mean gender mixed

I am out then "

You are in my team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just be the ball girl?

I'm too short and my boobs would smack me in the face if I jump

I was thinking of you and Nell in my team but you are both... vertically challenged so it wouldn't work.

Come on, we'll just sit at the beach side bar and watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By mixed team you mean racially right ?

I mean gender mixed

I am out then

You are in my team

Only if you let me do it anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By mixed team you mean racially right ?

I mean gender mixed

I am out then

You are in my team

Only if you let me do it anus"

How many times do I have to say yes to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By mixed team you mean racially right ?

I mean gender mixed

I am out then

You are in my team

Only if you let me do it anus

How many times do I have to say yes to you

You need to sign a consent form first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By mixed team you mean racially right ?

I mean gender mixed

oh thats me in the team then

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

PC from pcgkc - fit and height.

Sam from Laceyandsam; he'll be in his sexy jockstrap and socks combo so that'll distract many.

GirthMingeFire if he hasn't added a couple of inches on. Probably has.

Boldy because her legs. And her.

Phoenix - essentially an Amazonian.

DreamTeam™

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By mixed team you mean racially right ?

I mean gender mixed

I am out then

You are in my team

Only if you let me do it anus

How many times do I have to say yes to you

You need to sign a consent form first "

You need to sign one too

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Can I be a cheerleader, only my nails would get in the way and my knees are slightly dodgy

Jo x

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

So my squad composition would be as follows:

Phoenix and Tame in the front line with me.

PhoenixadAstra - tall, intimidating and doesn't like to lose

Tame - tall and would annoy the f@#& out of the opposing team

Back row:

Spiderwoman - athletic and distracts the men on the other side

Podrick - athletic and distracts the ladies on the other side

Nora - perfect for arguing every decision with the ref

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By mixed team you mean racially right ?

I mean gender mixed

I am out then

You are in my team

Only if you let me do it anus

How many times do I have to say yes to you

You need to sign a consent form first

You need to sign one too

I lost my pen in a vagina last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By mixed team you mean racially right ?

I mean gender mixed

I am out then

You are in my team

Only if you let me do it anus

How many times do I have to say yes to you

You need to sign a consent form first

You need to sign one too

I lost my pen in a vagina last week "

Don’t worry I’ve found it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm more into beach cricket. Want lessons, OP?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"By mixed team you mean racially right ?

I mean gender mixed

I am out then

You are in my team

Only if you let me do it anus

How many times do I have to say yes to you

You need to sign a consent form first

You need to sign one too

I lost my pen in a vagina last week "

I know...they make such good desk tidies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YeOldeWitchDoc

Doctorwhowhatwhywhere

Mikki Maraschino

BoldyLongLegs

NSAchick

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Boldylonglegs

Miss Dorris

Spider woman

Nora

Me.

Good luck not being distracted by my team mates

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A Bi guy

A BBC guy

A Gay guy

A Fab straight guy

A Sky Remote guy

Looking at it, yes, this is the winning team.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"PC from pcgkc - fit and height.

Sam from Laceyandsam; he'll be in his sexy jockstrap and socks combo so that'll distract many.

GirthMingeFire if he hasn't added a couple of inches on. Probably has.

Boldy because her legs. And her.

Phoenix - essentially an Amazonian.

DreamTeam™"

Great team Meli - and yes, I'm every little bit of my 6'2" stated height

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

What a lovely thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chillout,

Sam (Laceyandsam),

Merry,

JimiUK,

Elfie.

I’m in this shit to win.

(Meli, will you and Lacey be our cheerleaders?)

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

I went to the "beach" volleyball at the 2012 Olympics and it was just a giant party. So, based on those Forumites who make me smile the most and who I would assume to be great party people:-

Tame

NSAchick

Mikki

PlayfullSam

Inaswingdress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chillout,

Sam (Laceyandsam),

Merry,

JimiUK,

Elfie.

I’m in this shit to win.

(Meli, will you and Lacey be our cheerleaders?)"

That’s a pretty athletic team

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Chillout,

Sam (Laceyandsam),

Merry,

JimiUK,

Elfie.

I’m in this shit to win.

(Meli, will you and Lacey be our cheerleaders?)"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Lorna

G3orgie

Miss Red

Moriarty

Insatiable Nymph to cheer us on and F&B to fan me down at half time and Ash to provide refreshments

Stingly you can be an honorary guest and your plus one can be SB.

I need Taff to keep me positive and I need Jim to entertain me beforehand.

I think that’s it

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Lorna

G3orgie

Miss Red

Moriarty

Insatiable Nymph to cheer us on and F&B to fan me down at half time and Ash to provide refreshments

Stingly you can be an honorary guest and your plus one can be SB.

I need Taff to keep me positive and I need Jim to entertain me beforehand.

I think that’s it

Think you have the winning team babs

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Lorna

G3orgie

Miss Red

Moriarty

Insatiable Nymph to cheer us on and F&B to fan me down at half time and Ash to provide refreshments

Stingly you can be an honorary guest and your plus one can be SB.

I need Taff to keep me positive and I need Jim to entertain me beforehand.

I think that’s it

Think you have the winning team babs

Scarlett, where's your squad? I'm curious

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Girl1234xxx

LemonButterCream

Naughty Nymph

EmmaLouise85

MissDoris "

My team was picked with thong wearing in mind...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Lorna

G3orgie

Miss Red

Moriarty

Insatiable Nymph to cheer us on and F&B to fan me down at half time and Ash to provide refreshments

Stingly you can be an honorary guest and your plus one can be SB.

I need Taff to keep me positive and I need Jim to entertain me beforehand.

I think that’s it

Think you have the winning team babs

Thank you lovely

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Mines the funny squad. We will win making you laugh.

Lord

Cake

Fandb

Rubi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chillout,

Sam (Laceyandsam),

Merry,

JimiUK,

Elfie.

I’m in this shit to win.

(Meli, will you and Lacey be our cheerleaders?)

I’m gonna have to insist we all wear matching short shorts.

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Chillout,

Sam (Laceyandsam),

Merry,

JimiUK,

Elfie.

I’m in this shit to win.

(Meli, will you and Lacey be our cheerleaders?)

I’m gonna have to insist we all wear matching short shorts.

What colour? Will they have "team fab" stamped on them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chillout,

Sam (Laceyandsam),

Merry,

JimiUK,

Elfie.

I’m in this shit to win.

(Meli, will you and Lacey be our cheerleaders?)

I’m gonna have to insist we all wear matching short shorts.

What colour? Will they have "team fab" stamped on them?

Right across the ass!

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

Silly that anyone would think this site is cliquey - ridiculous, in fact

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I will provide half time oranges

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Chillout,

Sam (Laceyandsam),

Merry,

JimiUK,

Elfie.

I’m in this shit to win.

(Meli, will you and Lacey be our cheerleaders?)

I’m gonna have to insist we all wear matching short shorts.

What colour? Will they have "team fab" stamped on them?

Right across the ass!

Good for a slap on the bum when we score. Hi five is too boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chillout,

Sam (Laceyandsam),

Merry,

JimiUK,

Elfie.

I’m in this shit to win.

(Meli, will you and Lacey be our cheerleaders?)

I’m gonna have to insist we all wear matching short shorts.

What colour? Will they have "team fab" stamped on them?

Right across the ass!

Oh, they’ll be green!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I went to the "beach" volleyball at the 2012 Olympics and it was just a giant party. So, based on those Forumites who make me smile the most and who I would assume to be great party people:-

Tame

NSAchick

Mikki

PlayfullSam

Inaswingdress

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

To those that say the “shorties” are vertically challenged, think again

Easier for us to get near the ground to keep the ball of the floor. Just because we are short does not mean we can’t jump and slap a ball over the net

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"To those that say the “shorties” are vertically challenged, think again

"
Oh hi there! *waves*

Easier for us to get near the ground to keep the ball of the floor. Just because we are short does not mean we can’t jump and slap a ball over the net

I mean you could... possibly. I'm not sure. I might bear this new information in mind for another team.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've got sunscreen. Don't want anyone getting burned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girl1234xxx

LemonButterCream

Naughty Nymph

EmmaLouise85

MissDoris

My team was picked with thong wearing in mind..."

I will be useless! But for you, I will try

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

No more suggestions for volleyball teams? While we're on a summer theme here

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not playing. I've got the hats, cold drinks, sunscreen, after sun care, and the cricket kit for later.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"To those that say the “shorties” are vertically challenged, think again

Easier for us to get near the ground to keep the ball of the floor. Just because we are short does not mean we can’t jump and slap a ball over the net

My team would be us, Spiderwoman, Spurschick, SMP3, and LOO.

Jo.Xx

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"To those that say the “shorties” are vertically challenged, think again

Easier for us to get near the ground to keep the ball of the floor. Just because we are short does not mean we can’t jump and slap a ball over the net

My team would be us, Spiderwoman, Spurschick, SMP3, and LOO.

Jo.Xx "

That's tailor made to keep the other team's eyes off the ball

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"To those that say the “shorties” are vertically challenged, think again

Easier for us to get near the ground to keep the ball of the floor. Just because we are short does not mean we can’t jump and slap a ball over the net

My team would be us, Spiderwoman, Spurschick, SMP3, and LOO.

Jo.Xx "

Hey Jo

I'm not sure I could focus on the ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me .... because I actually play volleyball and have done at a decent level

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm not playing. I've got the hats, cold drinks, sunscreen, after sun care, and the cricket kit for later. "

Boo! Now I will have to call up a reserve

Any volunteers? You need to be 6'8" or taller....

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"To those that say the “shorties” are vertically challenged, think again

Easier for us to get near the ground to keep the ball of the floor. Just because we are short does not mean we can’t jump and slap a ball over the net

My team would be us, Spiderwoman, Spurschick, SMP3, and LOO.

Jo.Xx

That's tailor made to keep the other team's eyes off the ball

No no Mr Chill, I was thinking tactical.

May the best team win.

Jo.Xx

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm not playing. I've got the hats, cold drinks, sunscreen, after sun care, and the cricket kit for later.

Boo! Now I will have to call up a reserve

Any volunteers? You need to be 6'8" or taller....

That's over a foot taller than me!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"To those that say the “shorties” are vertically challenged, think again

Easier for us to get near the ground to keep the ball of the floor. Just because we are short does not mean we can’t jump and slap a ball over the net

My team would be us, Spiderwoman, Spurschick, SMP3, and LOO.

Jo.Xx

Hey Jo

I'm not sure I could focus on the ball

You will get your time for perving and fun after the game, for now keep your eyes on the ball and don't let the opposing team break your focus.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YeOldeWitchDoc

Doctorwhowhatwhywhere

Mikki Maraschino

BoldyLongLegs

NSAchick"

That’s a great start to an orgy, not so sure about volleyball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My team would be Mixed Mister, Adam69xxx, Phoenix, G3orgie and Me.

Lots of bump passing, blocks, dinks and digs. We'd smash it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To those that say the “shorties” are vertically challenged, think again

Easier for us to get near the ground to keep the ball of the floor. Just because we are short does not mean we can’t jump and slap a ball over the net

My team would be us, Spiderwoman, Spurschick, SMP3, and LOO.

Jo.Xx "
winning team

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"To those that say the “shorties” are vertically challenged, think again

Easier for us to get near the ground to keep the ball of the floor. Just because we are short does not mean we can’t jump and slap a ball over the net

My team would be us, Spiderwoman, Spurschick, SMP3, and LOO.

Jo.Xx "

A good team

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"To those that say the “shorties” are vertically challenged, think again

Easier for us to get near the ground to keep the ball of the floor. Just because we are short does not mean we can’t jump and slap a ball over the net

My team would be us, Spiderwoman, Spurschick, SMP3, and LOO.

Jo.Xx winning team

You know this!!

Jo.Xx

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"To those that say the “shorties” are vertically challenged, think again

Easier for us to get near the ground to keep the ball of the floor. Just because we are short does not mean we can’t jump and slap a ball over the net

My team would be us, Spiderwoman, Spurschick, SMP3, and LOO.

Jo.Xx

A good team

What can I say, I have an eye for passion.

This is a good trait in a team.

Jo.Xx

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"To those that say the “shorties” are vertically challenged, think again

Easier for us to get near the ground to keep the ball of the floor. Just because we are short does not mean we can’t jump and slap a ball over the net

My team would be us, Spiderwoman, Spurschick, SMP3, and LOO.

Jo.Xx

A good team

What can I say, I have an eye for passion.

This is a good trait in a team.

Jo.Xx "

It definitely creates a team unity

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