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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Spaff and made a spa, a spiffing spa ..

Who wants to come and relax and not think about anything for a while

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Yes please, sounds ideal.

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Would love to, need some chill out time after the week I've had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spaff and made a spa, a spiffing spa ..

Who wants to come and relax and not think about anything for a while "
yay you found a dictionary to abuse

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Well done Cheeky. One day I'll reclaim spaff.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

She,s very good isn't she....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done Cheeky. One day I'll reclaim spaff. "
its like the change 1 letter game

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Yes please. Can I have a hot stone massage on my back and shoulders please? x

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet


"Spaff and made a spa, a spiffing spa ..

Who wants to come and relax and not think about anything for a while "

I'm jumping straight in my spa when I get home, been a long week. pass the vino.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is just what i need. End of a school year should have booked a spa weekend. Body feels like i need 1

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Thank uck it's riday...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes please, sounds ideal. "

Come on in, here’s a towel and a glass of wine

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"That is just what i need. End of a school year should have booked a spa weekend. Body feels like i need 1 "

You need to be given 1 Doris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spaff and made a spa, a spiffing spa ..

Who wants to come and relax and not think about anything for a while "
surely it's a spiing spa

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Thank uck it's riday..."

You've made me genuinely laugh out loud.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would love to, need some chill out time after the week I've had."

Towel and beer coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anu

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spaff and made a spa, a spiffing spa ..

Who wants to come and relax and not think about anything for a while yay you found a dictionary to abuse "

What is this dictionary you speak of

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Yes please, sounds ideal.

Come on in, here’s a towel and a glass of wine "

Thank you

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I hadn’t realised until yesterday when someone on here pointed it out that Spaff is an acronym.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well done Cheeky. One day I'll reclaim spaff. "

I’ll return spaff to you one day soon

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Yes please... I'm feeling delicate today xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She,s very good isn't she.... "

Al can come

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Don't need the towel but I'll have a glass of wine please cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spaff and made a spa, a spiffing spa ..

Who wants to come and relax and not think about anything for a while

I'm jumping straight in my spa when I get home, been a long week. pass the vino. "

Is there more room in yours than mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done Cheeky. One day I'll reclaim spaff. "

You've sent too much out, it's like ghostbusters 2 at times.

Tea

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Well done Cheeky. One day I'll reclaim spaff.

You've sent too much out, it's like ghostbusters 2 at times.

Tea"

That hurt. So true though. It's like quim. When will I learn to not popularise my wonderfully diverse lexicon and retain the joys of it for myself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spaff and made a spa, a spiffing spa ..

Who wants to come and relax and not think about anything for a while yay you found a dictionary to abuse

What is this dictionary you speak of "

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd like a soak in your spa ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done Cheeky. One day I'll reclaim spaff.

You've sent too much out, it's like ghostbusters 2 at times.

Tea

That hurt. So true though. It's like quim. When will I learn to not popularise my wonderfully diverse lexicon and retain the joys of it for myself? "

Well if you're going to go around sharing those words then they're going to catch on.

Perhaps you should start using new words and diversifying your portfolio, spaff and quim have become too mainstream now, they're sooooo spring 2019.

Maybe you could reinvigorate jizz and poonani?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How did you get the spaff out of your spa ...a ffilter?

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I have taken the ff out of the stuff in my longue and I have been left with Stu and he is refusing to go

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Perhaps you should start using new words and diversifying your portfolio, spaff and quim have become too mainstream now, they're sooooo spring 2019.

Maybe you could reinvigorate jizz and poonani? "

I've been doing that for a good few years now. You're right, I need to broaden my horizons, possibly dip my toes in other languages and see the aural delights they have. So wise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in the sauna earlier, very relaxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps you should start using new words and diversifying your portfolio, spaff and quim have become too mainstream now, they're sooooo spring 2019.

Maybe you could reinvigorate jizz and poonani?

I've been doing that for a good few years now. You're right, I need to broaden my horizons, possibly dip my toes in other languages and see the aural delights they have. So wise. "

So today you've told we that I'm right (twice) and that I'm wise...

What do you want and/or where's the real Meli?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I've been doing that for a good few years now. You're right, I need to broaden my horizons, possibly dip my toes in other languages and see the aural delights they have. So wise.

So today you've told we that I'm right (twice) and that I'm wise...

What do you want and/or where's the real Meli? "

Look, I'm trying to be nice currently. Go with it. If you're wrong the real Meli will appear like a harpy of doom screeching down your WhatsApp.

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