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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When eating a hotdog do u start on the left the right or like me snap it in half and eat from the middle

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Start at the left holding it in my right hand and using my left one to steady it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slowly, staring the nearest man square in the eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Start at the left holding it in my right hand and using my left one to steady it

Balance is key

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slowly, staring the nearest man square in the eyes"
filth

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I bite off both ends first, then pick one side and eat it all from there.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I don’t snap it. You can’t snap it If you snap it it’s called a chihuahua. I like to take it from the right end and slowly bring my tongue around the edges to lap up the overflowing ketchup and mustard then I’ll take the end and wrap my lips firmly around it making sure I get as much as I can into my mouth while still holding it firmly in both hands

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I don’t eat hot dogs as a friend of mine told me that they are made over from the left over parts from medical procedures like foreskins and haemorrhoids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When eating a hotdog do u start on the left the right or like me snap it in half and eat from the middle

Sicko

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bite off both ends first, then pick one side and eat it all from there. "
double dipper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bite off both ends first, then pick one side and eat it all from there. "

Agreed. Bite what's hanging out of the bap before finishing off what's inside the bap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t snap it. You can’t snap it If you snap it it’s called a chihuahua. I like to take it from the right end and slowly bring my tongue around the edges to lap up the overflowing ketchup and mustard then I’ll take the end and wrap my lips firmly around it making sure I get as much as I can into my mouth while still holding it firmly in both hands

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i never want a bj again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grab with both hands and squeeze the bread to make it firmer and smaller so it all fits easier in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t eat hot dogs as a friend of mine told me that they are made over from the left over parts from medical procedures like foreskins and haemorrhoids "
gullible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"grab with both hands and squeeze the bread to make it firmer and smaller so it all fits easier in my mouth

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grip of death droop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bite off both ends first, then pick one side and eat it all from there.

Agreed. Bite what's hanging out of the bap before finishing off what's inside the bap

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no guts no glory

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I take out the hot dog.

Eat the bun and salads first.

Then the hot dog.

Same with burgers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I take out the hot dog.

Eat the bun and salads first.

Then the hot dog.

Same with burgers."
complicated

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I dont think about it, I just shove it down my gullet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont think about it, I just shove it down my gullet."

Rip killed choking on a sausage

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I don’t eat hot dogs as a friend of mine told me that they are made over from the left over parts from medical procedures like foreskins and haemorrhoids gullible

No absolutely true. You eat people’s smelly piles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/07/19 10:50:16]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t eat hot dogs as a friend of mine told me that they are made over from the left over parts from medical procedures like foreskins and haemorrhoids gullible

No absolutely true. You eat people’s smelly piles. "

Ooo double bubble i ate a girls bum hole other day too im on a roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would hold it over the nearest bin. I like junk food, but hot dogs just taste rank and have a disgusting texture

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would hold it over the nearest bin. I like junk food, but hot dogs just taste rank and have a disgusting texture

Fusspot

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I don’t eat hot dogs as a friend of mine told me that they are made over from the left over parts from medical procedures like foreskins and haemorrhoids gullible

No absolutely true. You eat people’s smelly piles.

Ooo double bubble i ate a girls bum hole other day too im on a roll"

I thought it would be the bum hole, in a roll

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I don’t eat hot dogs as a friend of mine told me that they are made over from the left over parts from medical procedures like foreskins and haemorrhoids "

I used to say they were made from eyelids and assholes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t eat hot dogs as a friend of mine told me that they are made over from the left over parts from medical procedures like foreskins and haemorrhoids

I used to say they were made from eyelids and assholes

Not you toooo

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I don’t eat hot dogs as a friend of mine told me that they are made over from the left over parts from medical procedures like foreskins and haemorrhoids

I used to say they were made from eyelids and assholes

Not you toooo

Yep, pink wobbly mystery meat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t eat hot dogs as a friend of mine told me that they are made over from the left over parts from medical procedures like foreskins and haemorrhoids

I used to say they were made from eyelids and assholes

Not you toooo

Yep, pink wobbly mystery meat

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like a blindfold gb

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

WARNING. This is more seriously important.

This could actually ruin a perfect cup of tea or coffee.

Dunking biscuits.

The worst 2 types of biscuits to dunk are ! digestives and rich tea.

This helpful information on how to dunk a bicky is totally free, providing that you use mustard on your hot dog.

To dunk a biscuit successfully, if you can get a digestive biscuit into a mug or cup, in one piece in the first place.

1. Do not leave biscuit in mug or cup, for more than 3 secs.

2. Keep biscuit vertical while dunking.

3. Tilt your head back.

4. While transferring biscuit from mug to mouth always keep your eye on the biscuit, and keep the biscuit vertical at all times.

5. As a safety precaution, have a teaspoon close by.

Health and safety.

Never dunk while in bed naked. Or you may end up saying !!! ''Oh FUCK''

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WARNING. This is more seriously important.

This could actually ruin a perfect cup of tea or coffee.

Dunking biscuits.

The worst 2 types of biscuits to dunk are ! digestives and rich tea.

This helpful information on how to dunk a bicky is totally free, providing that you use mustard on your hot dog.

To dunk a biscuit successfully, if you can get a digestive biscuit into a mug or cup, in one piece in the first place.

1. Do not leave biscuit in mug or cup, for more than 3 secs.

2. Keep biscuit vertical while dunking.

3. Tilt your head back.

4. While transferring biscuit from mug to mouth always keep your eye on the biscuit, and keep the biscuit vertical at all times.

5. As a safety precaution, have a teaspoon close by.

Health and safety.

Never dunk while in bed naked. Or you may end up saying !!! ''Oh FUCK''"

Rude go get your own thread biscuit boy

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I would hold it over the nearest bin. I like junk food, but hot dogs just taste rank and have a disgusting texture

Agree I only eat hot dogs that are made with a quality sausage not those long, thin, pinky orange things that come in tins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would hold it over the nearest bin. I like junk food, but hot dogs just taste rank and have a disgusting texture

Agree I only eat hot dogs that are made with a quality sausage not those long, thin, pinky orange things that come in tins

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quality over quantity

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I would hold it over the nearest bin. I like junk food, but hot dogs just taste rank and have a disgusting texture

Agree I only eat hot dogs that are made with a quality sausage not those long, thin, pinky orange things that come in tins

quality over quantity

Absolutely- I’d rather have a little tasty one that a great long one full of lips and ass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slowly take it in my mouth, wrapping my tongue around the shaft...

Oh. Shit.

Hotdog you say?

I just take a bite of whichever end is closest and chow down....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When eating a hotdog do u start on the left the right or like me snap it in half and eat from the middle

Depends on what side of the hemisphere I am on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I slowly take it in my mouth, wrapping my tongue around the shaft...

Oh. Shit.

Hotdog you say?

I just take a bite of whichever end is closest and chow down....

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dog tease

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When eating a hotdog do u start on the left the right or like me snap it in half and eat from the middle

Depends on what side of the hemisphere I am on

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the twiglet zone do do do do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put it in the bin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I put it in the bin

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wasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At first I wank it off with some ketchup as lube. And then I slap it on my face a bit. I then suck it from the fattest end and swallow it whole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 19/07/19 12:03:18]"

Too late I saw it and it turned me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 19/07/19 12:03:18]

Too late I saw it and it turned me on "

I'm not ashamed of my hot dog ways I just made a grammatical error bbe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[sausage devoured by poster at 19/07/19 12:03:18]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 19/07/19 12:03:18]

Too late I saw it and it turned me on

I'm not ashamed of my hot dog ways I just made a grammatical error bbe"

As usual.but I like you like that it makes me think I am Einstein.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At first I wank it off with some ketchup as lube. And then I slap it on my face a bit. I then suck it from the fattest end and swallow it whole.

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needs a wet whipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 19/07/19 12:03:18]

Too late I saw it and it turned me on

I'm not ashamed of my hot dog ways I just made a grammatical error bbe

As usual.but I like you like that it makes me think I am Einstein. "

You make me laff

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Lick the sauce off the sausage first. Little nibbles to savour the flavour. Lick lips after

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lick the sauce off the sausage first. Little nibbles to savour the flavour. Lick lips after

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tongue lashing

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