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No mention of the C word, but can we fill this thread before midnight...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With absolute shite?

G’wan... 49 mins...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuntybollocks

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over a year ago

I'm

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over a year ago

Not

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over a year ago

Sure

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over a year ago

We

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over a year ago

Can

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over a year ago

Chips

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clowns

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm in

Fuck

Drinks

Erm....... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was thinking of starting a thread to combat the C virus tonight but glad someone’s beat me to it.

Custards creams are my favourite biscuit in the world... many are flashier, but it’s a classic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clowns"

Hello

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Easy peasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many c words?

What about the worst one......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was thinking of starting a thread to combat the C virus tonight but glad someone’s beat me to it.

Custards creams are my favourite biscuit in the world... many are flashier, but it’s a classic "

They are yummy to be fair

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Haha, I sounded like Father Jack x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clique x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherry B

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Christmas!"

Noooooòoooooooooo, not yet x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clique x "

Barred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugar Honey Ice & Tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Christmas!"

Go away

I used to like you!!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Bollox

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over a year ago


"Christmas!

Go away

I used to like you!!!!"

A c word too far?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Chocolate x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockwomble

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too many c words?

What about the worst one......"

Don’t say you mean cunt?

That’s an epic word. I it!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Cockwomble "

I love that word x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carl captivated Cerys with continuous cunnilingus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clitoris allsorts

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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easy ......I'll just roll me willy out

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over a year ago


"Clitoris allsorts "

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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w

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cockwomble

I love that word x"

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bunghole

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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i

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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l

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salami

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Heck

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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l

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get to the choppah!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Brexit

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fandabydossy (or how ever its spelt)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Kinell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.

Bastard.

P

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

CAKE!!!! Everyone loves cake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you, and if you're reading this I mean you, remember your first fireworks night? I remember driving for what seemed like hours in the dark to a farm with a massive bonfire, the fireworks i don't remember too much but I remember the last lot of fireworks had action men with parachutes attached.

I might be misremembering this

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Zulus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to make the Chimi fuckin changas

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Jonny Briggs

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over a year ago


"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.

Bastard.

P"

Yeah what a bastard, doesn't he know who you are?

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Fandabydossy (or how ever its spelt) "
.

Fandabidozi

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over a year ago


"Jonny Briggs"

Who?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Willies

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over a year ago


"Fandabydossy (or how ever its spelt) .

Fandabidozi "

Show off!

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over a year ago


"Jonny Briggs

Who? "

Wasn’t that Mike Barlow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Penis

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

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"Fandabydossy (or how ever its spelt) .

Fandabidozi

Show off! "

Ooooh now I’m blushing

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Jonny Briggs"

Wow. That takes me back. Thanks for reminding me how old I am x

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over a year ago


"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.

Bastard.

P"

He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Jonny Briggs

Who? "

80s kids TV .....Google him

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Elsie Tanner

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over a year ago


"Penis"

Cockaholic

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Alfonso Bonzo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now.

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over a year ago


"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.

Bastard.

P

Yeah what a bastard, doesn't he know who you are? "

Innit!! I went to bat him away a minute ago and my fingernail went up my nostril and scratched the inside. This dude is trouble with a capital CUNT

P

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over a year ago

Been

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Jonny Briggs

Wow. That takes me back. Thanks for reminding me how old I am x "

Great trombone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolly Partons tits

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over a year ago


"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.

Bastard.

P

He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears."

I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to go to sleep for an hour. Bored now. Bored and want to see this end.

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over a year ago


"Clique x "

Don't barr me I like looking at your pics x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trevor and Simon vs The chuckle brothers

Both in their prime who wins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C l I Q U E x

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over a year ago


"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.

Bastard.

P

Yeah what a bastard, doesn't he know who you are?

Innit!! I went to bat him away a minute ago and my fingernail went up my nostril and scratched the inside. This dude is trouble with a capital CUNT

P"

Not even spiders have manners these days, what is the world coming too!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Trevor and Simon vs The chuckle brothers

Both in their prime who wins? "

Swing your pants x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clique x

Don't barr me I like looking at your pics x "

I wouldn’t, and likewise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"C l I Q U E x "

But you’re testing me

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Jonny Briggs

Wow. That takes me back. Thanks for reminding me how old I am x

Great trombone. "

Brilliant theme tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trevor and Simon vs The chuckle brothers

Both in their prime who wins?

Swing your pants x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.

Bastard.

P

He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.

I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war

P"

Be careful, I don't want you down as headline news on Heart FM in the morning.

"And in other news, Dudley has been razed to the ground.........mad woman..............daddy long legs........."

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.

Bastard.

P

He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.

I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war

P"

RIP daddy longlegs x

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Trevor and Simon vs The chuckle brothers

Both in their prime who wins?

Swing your pants x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.

Bastard.

P

Yeah what a bastard, doesn't he know who you are?

Innit!! I went to bat him away a minute ago and my fingernail went up my nostril and scratched the inside. This dude is trouble with a capital CUNT

P

Not even spiders have manners these days, what is the world coming too! "

Flying spiders. I wouldn't mind if they had fat chunky legs that made them more animal like rather than insect like.

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anal douche

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over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/07/19 23:27:09]

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Choky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"C l I Q U E x "

You said the c word!

But you do have a very nice bottom, so cancels out your crime

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

To you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jizz

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Anal douche "

Daily

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

To me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jizz"

Now I'm hungry

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"To me x"

To you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy fuckknuckles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jizz

Now I'm hungry"

Jizz-fest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m quite horny.

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over a year ago


"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.

Bastard.

P

He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.

I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war

P

RIP daddy longlegs x"

It's hiding. Gone all stealth on me

P

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

No one expects the Spanish inquisition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimminy jillickers radioactive man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shes jus a rascal, jizzee rascal...

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.

Bastard.

P

He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.

I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war

P

RIP daddy longlegs x

It's hiding. Gone all stealth on me

P"

Ooooh, he's gone ninja x

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"I’m quite horny."

Quite ?????

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam

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over a year ago


"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.

Bastard.

P

He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.

I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war

P

Be careful, I don't want you down as headline news on Heart FM in the morning.

"And in other news, Dudley has been razed to the ground.........mad woman..............daddy long legs.........""

The blighter would probably come out waving a white flag to the fire brigade

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shes jus a rascal, jizzee rascal..."

This is what I come the forums for haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"C l I Q U E x

But you’re testing me "

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any craic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.

Bastard.

P

He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.

I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war

P

RIP daddy longlegs x

It's hiding. Gone all stealth on me

P

Ooooh, he's gone ninja x"

I ain't gonna stand for it.

Good job I'm lying down then isn't it.

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.

Bastard.

P

He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.

I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war

P

Be careful, I don't want you down as headline news on Heart FM in the morning.

"And in other news, Dudley has been razed to the ground.........mad woman..............daddy long legs........."

The blighter would probably come out waving a white flag to the fire brigade

P"

I now have a hilarious mental image of this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 65 left to go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I found one grey pube last week.

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over a year ago

Only 65 left to go. Opps 60

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over a year ago

Is cunilingus spelt like that or is it cummylingus or cunilingus or just oral with a silent c x

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over a year ago


"I found one grey pube last week."

Did you pluck it or dye it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is cunilingus spelt like that or is it cummylingus or cunilingus or just oral with a silent c x "

That just hurt my brain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it’s almost over

It’s been a wild ride and we’ve all done ourselves proud on filling this with utter glorious bollocks

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Is cunilingus spelt like that or is it cummylingus or cunilingus or just oral with a silent c x "

I just spat my tea out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golly gum drops

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.

Bastard.

P

He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.

I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war

P

RIP daddy longlegs x

It's hiding. Gone all stealth on me

P

Ooooh, he's gone ninja x

I ain't gonna stand for it.

Good job I'm lying down then isn't it.

P"

I can't go to sleep now. I need to know if you get it. When you get it. Does it surrender? Does it go down in a ball of flames? X

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over a year ago


"I found one grey pube last week.

Did you pluck it or dye it?"

My good friend Veet took care of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well it’s almost over

It’s been a wild ride and we’ve all done ourselves proud on filling this with utter glorious bollocks "

Take a bow

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I found one grey pube last week."

Or use mascara on it to disguise it? X

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Is cunilingus spelt like that or is it cummylingus or cunilingus or just oral with a silent c x "

Usually oral with a sploshy c

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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I've only just got onto the C bit .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurry up, I need a wee

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Ben drinking.... Happy Hanky x

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over a year ago


"Well it’s almost over

It’s been a wild ride and we’ve all done ourselves proud on filling this with utter glorious bollocks

Take a bow "

Where shall I take it? Do I get arrows?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake!"

Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run DMC and Jizzmaster J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.

Bastard.

P

He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.

I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war

P

RIP daddy longlegs x

It's hiding. Gone all stealth on me

P

Ooooh, he's gone ninja x

I ain't gonna stand for it.

Good job I'm lying down then isn't it.

P

I can't go to sleep now. I need to know if you get it. When you get it. Does it surrender? Does it go down in a ball of flames? X"

I shall keep you updated

P

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

You might actually do it.

*one to help you along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petition for the collective in this thread to be known as the Jizzlamic State?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You might actually do it.

*one to help you along"

You are most kind.

Have some cheese!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Petition for the collective in this thread to be known as the Jizzlamic State?"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Cheddar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a daddy longlegs divebombing me whilst I'm in my bed.

Bastard.

P

He's waiting for you to sleep, then he's gonna bum your ears.

I'm getting myself a can of hairspray and a lighter. This is war

P

RIP daddy longlegs x

It's hiding. Gone all stealth on me

P

Ooooh, he's gone ninja x

I ain't gonna stand for it.

Good job I'm lying down then isn't it.

P

I can't go to sleep now. I need to know if you get it. When you get it. Does it surrender? Does it go down in a ball of flames? X

I shall keep you updated

P"

Red sky at night, Dudley on fire

Red sky in the morning, she's still not got the bastard!

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Pass the Wensleydale

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I found one grey pube last week.

Or use mascara on it to disguise it? X "

My pubes are fair/ginger-ish.

#oversharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More cake?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

#daddylonglegssaga x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flash ahhahhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More cake?"

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More cake?"

Yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t be many more left now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t be many more left now "

24.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, can't hold it. I taking you all with me while I have a wee.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Noooooooooo. It can't finish before we know what happens with daddy longlegs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noooooooooo. It can't finish before we know what happens with daddy longlegs x"

I genuinely want closure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bedtime zzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noooooooooo. It can't finish before we know what happens with daddy longlegs x"

We may need another thread.

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By *issitCouple
over a year ago

Banbury

Balls to this I’m off to aff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We demand updates.

Celebrity death match.

Peachizzle vs DaddyLL

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

New thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noooooooooo. It can't finish before we know what happens with daddy longlegs x"

He's hiding. In plain sight I'm sure. I owe him at least a scratch on the nose

I'm getting fucked off with the insects, had an earwig hitch a ride from the garden into the kitchen earlier.... on my fucking shoulder

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New thread "

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is cunilingus spelt like that or is it cummylingus or cunilingus or just oral with a silent c x

I just spat my tea out "

Pick your tea up quick. With a nife and fuwk.

Oh and my one word of the day is

Kool klit Cestrals x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I'm gonna flap the curtains and see if it pops out

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The migration begins, see yall over there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently enjoying facetime with my beloved and so far that bastard daddylonglegs has completely stolen the show!

B

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Noooooooooo. It can't finish before we know what happens with daddy longlegs x

He's hiding. In plain sight I'm sure. I owe him at least a scratch on the nose

I'm getting fucked off with the insects, had an earwig hitch a ride from the garden into the kitchen earlier.... on my fucking shoulder

P"

He needs a name and a thread starting in his honour. Till you kill the fucker and he goes down in flames! Muaahaha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry, can't hold it. I taking you all with me while I have a wee."

Lovely!

You’re in the circle of trust. Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pervmigos

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How are we doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Feels a bit lighter now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly there

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Are we done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nearly there "

That’s what she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay! We did it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is cunilingus spelt like that or is it cummylingus or cunilingus or just oral with a silent c x

That just hurt my brain. "

My dyslexia is a shield from brain hurt with words but I always get a nine in countdown. It might be spelt wrong but I still get a nine in my head x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woooohoo

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Can I end it xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks pervmigos x

(But not lusty for the C word )

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