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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haven’t done this for a while. Room 101 style.

I have here a mahoosive bottomless bucket.

Post something that really annoys you and if I allow it in my bucket it will be gone forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperados who clearly have no clue how to seduce or please women im smelling a business opportunity here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Desperados who clearly have no clue how to seduce or please women im smelling a business opportunity here "

Denied. We could set up the business together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negative people , though don't pop them in the bucket , send them to spend the day with me and the wild ponies in the hills

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Negative people , though don't pop them in the bucket , send them to spend the day with me and the wild ponies in the hills "

And if that doesn’t work. In the bucket they go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pointless complaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the opaque clothing that women wear, stop forcing me to use my imagination!

Thank you please

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Men who absentmindedly scratch their balls while chatting to me. In a fricking work capacity.

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

People who have no idea on how to drive on a motorway especially the 4 lane ones. They refuse to move over and cause the traffic to jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Desperados who clearly have no clue how to seduce or please women im smelling a business opportunity here

Denied. We could set up the business together "
u cover the south then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pointless complaining "

Allowed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All the opaque clothing that women wear, stop forcing me to use my imagination!

Thank you please "

Denied. We like to tease

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men who absentmindedly scratch their balls while chatting to me. In a fricking work capacity. "

Allowed. Annoying indeed! What is it with men always playing with their balls!

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

Olives!! Fucking hate the things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who have no idea on how to drive on a motorway especially the 4 lane ones. They refuse to move over and cause the traffic to jam "

Allowed! One of mine too. People like to choose a lane they like and stick to it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Olives!! Fucking hate the things "

Allowed! Food of the devil!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Desperados who clearly have no clue how to seduce or please women im smelling a business opportunity here

Denied. We could set up the business together u cover the south then "

I’m doing my best already

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

ALL liverpoo fans

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ALL liverpoo fans "

Hell yes! Allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Desperados who clearly have no clue how to seduce or please women im smelling a business opportunity here

Denied. We could set up the business together u cover the south then

I’m doing my best already "
your not meant to bang the potential clients ffs teach teach

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

People who wear socks with sandals....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man u overruled before u deny it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Desperados who clearly have no clue how to seduce or please women im smelling a business opportunity here

Denied. We could set up the business together u cover the south then

I’m doing my best already your not meant to bang the potential clients ffs teach teach "

There’s theory and then a practical test!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The spot on my cheek, I got mount motherfucking vesuvius growing out my face

P

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

playa del ingles

bagels. the most pointless bread item ever. who wants a sarnie with a hole in it.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Man u overruled before u deny it"

Oi it’s my bucket! And I’m not going in it. I know what’s been in there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The spot on my cheek, I got mount motherfucking vesuvius growing out my face

P"
well if b wasnt pushing his cock in ya mouth sideways it wouldnt show so mich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I annoy me

(This is the best chance I'll ever have of being allowed in Norahs bucket )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who wear socks with sandals.... "

Allowed

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"ALL liverpoo fans

Hell yes! Allowed "

There's that many liverpoo fans on here, it's like Burger King sometimes. Whoppers everywhere

Only jesting my red friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I annoy me

(This is the best chance I'll ever have of being allowed in Norahs bucket )"

. Allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insomnia. It's a bitch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The spot on my cheek, I got mount motherfucking vesuvius growing out my face

P"

Denied. Stop putting your face in dodgy places

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

playa del ingles


"The spot on my cheek, I got mount motherfucking vesuvius growing out my face

P"

and that's a good few years overdue an eruption

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"bagels. the most pointless bread item ever. who wants a sarnie with a hole in it......."

Denied! Loves me a salmon and cream cheese bagel

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Can I put bottomless buckets into the bottomless bucket?

Gotta have a bottom surely...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Insomnia. It's a bitch. "

Denied. Count sheep

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

People who chew with their mouth open.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I put bottomless buckets into the bottomless bucket?

Gotta have a bottom surely...

"

Don’t confuse me. Denied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Desperados who clearly have no clue how to seduce or please women im smelling a business opportunity here

Denied. We could set up the business together u cover the south then

I’m doing my best already your not meant to bang the potential clients ffs teach teach

There’s theory and then a practical test! "
need to teach first im not fu king em they can watch maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who see a movie the night it's released and proceed to spoil the plot on social media the minute they get home. There should be a sperate bucket for them that they can then kick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who chew with their mouth open. "

Gross! Allowed

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The fat ugly birds not giving the fat ugly men a chance on here.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Whiney namers and shamers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unpleasant people who make unnecessary nasty remarks would be my nomination

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who see a movie the night it's released and proceed to spoil the plot on social media the minute they get home. There should be a sperate bucket for them that they can then kick "

Definitely allowed

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"Can I put bottomless buckets into the bottomless bucket?

Gotta have a bottom surely...

Don’t confuse me. Denied "

A bottomles bucket is an endless pipe...

But you are OP...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The fat ugly birds not giving the fat ugly men a chance on here."

Allowed. People should stick to their own kind. Preferences should be banned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I put bottomless buckets into the bottomless bucket?

Gotta have a bottom surely...

Don’t confuse me. Denied

A bottomles bucket is an endless pipe...

But you are OP... "
reminds me of the gape thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unpleasant people who make unnecessary nasty remarks would be my nomination "

Most definitely. Allowed

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

People who squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whiney namers and shamers "

Yeah. Too many of them. Chuck em all in let them whine together

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Piers Morgan

And the racist Donald Trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time. There is never enough of it. If it goes in the bucket, it will take no time at all to get anywhere in the country. Once you are there, you have no time constraints to limit playtime.

The only bummer is if you are on an hourly rate. But we can all be salaried instead.

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"Can I put bottomless buckets into the bottomless bucket?

Gotta have a bottom surely...

Don’t confuse me. Denied

A bottomles bucket is an endless pipe...

But you are OP... reminds me of the gape thread "

I missed that one... love a gape. ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle "

Hmm I’ve been known to do that but I’ll allow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Piers Morgan

And the racist Donald Trump"

Piers denied

Donald allowed

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Single use plastic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Time. There is never enough of it. If it goes in the bucket, it will take no time at all to get anywhere in the country. Once you are there, you have no time constraints to limit playtime.

The only bummer is if you are on an hourly rate. But we can all be salaried instead."

Oh yes i like this one. Allowed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Single use plastic"

Yes

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

People who don't wear deodorant while working out. And the ones who smell like piss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who don't wear deodorant while working out. And the ones who smell like piss. "

No need for smelly people. Definitely allowed

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Vegans

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And Toyota Pious ... no ... Prius drivers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vegans

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And Toyota Pious ... no ... Prius drivers"

Denied vegans. Even more people will hate me! Other one doesn’t look a bad car. Denied

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

People who start every sentence with the word "So..." when explaining something.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who start every sentence with the word "So..." when explaining something."

Allowed .

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"People who start every sentence with the word "So..." when explaining something.

Allowed . "

So... that's allowed??

So unfair!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who start every sentence with the word "So..." when explaining something.

Allowed .

So... that's allowed??

So unfair!! "

Haha alright Kevin

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"People who start every sentence with the word "So..." when explaining something.

Allowed .

So... that's allowed??

So unfair!!

Haha alright Kevin "

I haaate you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spaffing

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Glibness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spaffing "

Denied. It’s my new favourite word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Earwigs, evil little motherfuckers who serve no purpose other than to creep around and onto clean washing that's minding it's own business drying on the line.

Everything you move in the garden has cunting earwigs hiding under it.

Leave the back door open for the dog? Don't do it, there they are all moving in and shit, suitcases, friends n family. I've had no less than 15 of the bastards sneaking their way in this past week. 1 earlier hitched a ride on from the garden on my shoulder

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glibness"

Yes I’ll definitely allow that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glibness"

Oi

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The term "eating pussy". I'm not food

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Glibness

Yes I’ll definitely allow that one "

Bugger... can someone call an ambulance ... I seem to have shot myself in the foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spaffing

Denied. It’s my new favourite word "

It seems to be mine today also

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Earwigs, evil little motherfuckers who serve no purpose other than to creep around and onto clean washing that's minding it's own business drying on the line.

Everything you move in the garden has cunting earwigs hiding under it.

Leave the back door open for the dog? Don't do it, there they are all moving in and shit, suitcases, friends n family. I've had no less than 15 of the bastards sneaking their way in this past week. 1 earlier hitched a ride on from the garden on my shoulder

P"

Denied. Simply because it’s obviously bothering you so much which is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Earwigs, evil little motherfuckers who serve no purpose other than to creep around and onto clean washing that's minding it's own business drying on the line.

Everything you move in the garden has cunting earwigs hiding under it.

Leave the back door open for the dog? Don't do it, there they are all moving in and shit, suitcases, friends n family. I've had no less than 15 of the bastards sneaking their way in this past week. 1 earlier hitched a ride on from the garden on my shoulder

P

Denied. Simply because it’s obviously bothering you so much which is funny "

You are just as evil as they are

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

The word *unt .......!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The term "eating pussy". I'm not food "

Yes! And eating out and licking out . Even worse!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Share and reseal sweet bags! Who the hell shares and as for resealing .... pffft! Not a chance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parking tickets!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"The word *unt .......! "

Aunt???

What have they done???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glibness

Yes I’ll definitely allow that one

Bugger... can someone call an ambulance ... I seem to have shot myself in the foot "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The word *unt .......! "

Allowed . Hate it! Used it once in my life

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"The word *unt .......!

Allowed . Hate it! Used it once in my life "

Thanku OP.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Small buckets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Share and reseal sweet bags! Who the hell shares and as for resealing .... pffft! Not a chance! "

Never understood those! Allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The word *unt .......! "

It's my favourite word in the right context!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The term "eating pussy". I'm not food "

Yes and apparently, gents think they want to eat "food" for hours on end! *yawns* xxN

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Parking tickets!"

Allowed . Especially parking eye. Bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I have a very long list of things that annoy me...

But i'm going to focus on all those lovely fab ladies that want to collect our pictures, but disappear when we ask them for proof that they are real...

x Niki

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The word *unt .......!

It's my favourite word in the right context! "

Oh dear. Sorry it’s gone forever. Try foo foo instead. That’ll get him going

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Small buckets"

Youre just being silly now . This is a serious thread

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"The word *unt .......!

It's my favourite word in the right context!

Oh dear. Sorry it’s gone forever. Try foo foo instead. That’ll get him going "

I still don't see what's wrong with aunt

My poor Chinese aunt foo foo will be gutted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Well I have a very long list of things that annoy me...

But i'm going to focus on all those lovely fab ladies that want to collect our pictures, but disappear when we ask them for proof that they are real...

x Niki"

Denied. I look at pics but don’t necessarily want to meet them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boris"

The blade? Johnson? Bekker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boris"

OK, Nora, you denied me. I'm heartbroken btw, but you have to put boris in the bucket. Pretty please!

LOL x N

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boris

OK, Nora, you denied me. I'm heartbroken btw, but you have to put boris in the bucket. Pretty please!

LOL x N"

He was a good tennis player though

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

People who leave skiddy marks in the toilet and don't clean the loo afterwards...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monday's should go in the bucket, they seriously spoil a full weekend of fun

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Monday's should go in the bucket, they seriously spoil a full weekend of fun "

But then Tuesdays will become the new Monday and be hated

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who leave skiddy marks in the toilet and don't clean the loo afterwards... "

Allowed. And people who sprinkle when they tinkle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Monday's should go in the bucket, they seriously spoil a full weekend of fun "

Denied. I don’t usually work Mondays

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Negativity for the sake of it, it's so draining x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Negativity for the sake of it, it's so draining x"

Oh yes I’m throwing that in and smashing it the hell up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boris"

He sent you?

I've been waiting all these years for someone to "get to my door and tell them Boris sent you"

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boris

OK, Nora, you denied me. I'm heartbroken btw, but you have to put boris in the bucket. Pretty please!

LOL x N

He was a good tennis player though "

Does that mean he is going to be a good PM????

X N

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boris

OK, Nora, you denied me. I'm heartbroken btw, but you have to put boris in the bucket. Pretty please!

LOL x N

He was a good tennis player though

Does that mean he is going to be a good PM????

X N"

Not sure how good his English is. Could prove an issue.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Share and reseal sweet bags! Who the hell shares and as for resealing .... pffft! Not a chance! "

Hahaha, this is so me, Maltesers share bag, pffftt!!

D said "Don't know why they put 'share'.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anything annoys me then I'm the bad boy for letting it get to me. I had a road rage argument the other week. I was so disappointed in myself because I normally just laugh the fuckers off and leave them stewing.

Chuck me in the bucket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Monday's should go in the bucket, they seriously spoil a full weekend of fun

Denied. I don’t usually work Mondays "

That's a tad selfish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Share and reseal sweet bags! Who the hell shares and as for resealing .... pffft! Not a chance!

Hahaha, this is so me, Maltesers share bag, pffftt!!

D said "Don't know why they put 'share'.

Jo.Xx

"

Not once in my life have I ever resealed a resealable chocolate/sweets bag! Pointless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Monday's should go in the bucket, they seriously spoil a full weekend of fun

Denied. I don’t usually work Mondays

That's a tad selfish "

I’ll compromise and stick the Friday working day in

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

People who get upset that you won't travel hundreds of miles to fuck them. Particularly when the compelling reason you should do this is because you uploaded a picture onto Fab they liked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If anything annoys me then I'm the bad boy for letting it get to me. I had a road rage argument the other week. I was so disappointed in myself because I normally just laugh the fuckers off and leave them stewing.

Chuck me in the bucket."

No you’re one of the ones I like on here. No bucket for you. Denied

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who get upset that you won't travel hundreds of miles to fuck them. Particularly when the compelling reason you should do this is because you uploaded a picture onto Fab they liked. "

Allowed. All men should do the travelling and come to us

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"People who get upset that you won't travel hundreds of miles to fuck them. Particularly when the compelling reason you should do this is because you uploaded a picture onto Fab they liked.

Allowed. All men should do the travelling and come to us "

So much for equality and inclusivity

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Share and reseal sweet bags! Who the hell shares and as for resealing .... pffft! Not a chance!

Hahaha, this is so me, Maltesers share bag, pffftt!!

D said "Don't know why they put 'share'.

Jo.Xx

Not once in my life have I ever resealed a resealable chocolate/sweets bag! Pointless "

Exactly, chuck it in the bucket Nora!

Might as well stick 'share' size chocolate bars in too.

Jo.Xx

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Whiny fishing wo is me status updates.... urghhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who get upset that you won't travel hundreds of miles to fuck them. Particularly when the compelling reason you should do this is because you uploaded a picture onto Fab they liked.

Allowed. All men should do the travelling and come to us

So much for equality and inclusivity "

Meh equality only when it suits me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anything annoys me then I'm the bad boy for letting it get to me. I had a road rage argument the other week. I was so disappointed in myself because I normally just laugh the fuckers off and leave them stewing.

Chuck me in the bucket.

No you’re one of the ones I like on here. No bucket for you. Denied "

Aww, what's the opposite of road rage?

I'm feeling all mellow now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whiny fishing wo is me status updates.... urghhh"

Yes! And stupid cryptic ones that are obviously having a go at someone but not directly so you’re supposed to guess! Grow up or get in my bucket!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Can we throw inequality in?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"People who get upset that you won't travel hundreds of miles to fuck them. Particularly when the compelling reason you should do this is because you uploaded a picture onto Fab they liked.

Allowed. All men should do the travelling and come to us

So much for equality and inclusivity

Meh equality only when it suits me "

I'll travel when I have good reason to with a person I've spoken to. Not, ooh, hot pic, what do you mean you can't be in Exeter to fuck me tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If anything annoys me then I'm the bad boy for letting it get to me. I had a road rage argument the other week. I was so disappointed in myself because I normally just laugh the fuckers off and leave them stewing.

Chuck me in the bucket.

No you’re one of the ones I like on here. No bucket for you. Denied

Aww, what's the opposite of road rage?

I'm feeling all mellow now."

Not sure but it’s all over the front page

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we throw inequality in? "

Haha. I shall allow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Monday's should go in the bucket, they seriously spoil a full weekend of fun

Denied. I don’t usually work Mondays

That's a tad selfish

I’ll compromise and stick the Friday working day in "

Great thanks

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ooh, and creeps sending disgusting messages then saying (following up after deletion) that you're asking for it by being on Fab.

No. No I am not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who get upset that you won't travel hundreds of miles to fuck them. Particularly when the compelling reason you should do this is because you uploaded a picture onto Fab they liked.

Allowed. All men should do the travelling and come to us

So much for equality and inclusivity

Meh equality only when it suits me

I'll travel when I have good reason to with a person I've spoken to. Not, ooh, hot pic, what do you mean you can't be in Exeter to fuck me tonight? "

A hot pics a hot pic though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh, and creeps sending disgusting messages then saying (following up after deletion) that you're asking for it by being on Fab.

No. No I am not. "

Allowed . I honestly cannot believe the messages I’ve had today. It’s obviously nutjob day on fab!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Men who use the forums to moan about not getting meets?

People who message using text talk like ‘ows u’....

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By *ommyxyzMan
over a year ago

Bedford


"People who have no idea on how to drive on a motorway especially the 4 lane ones. They refuse to move over and cause the traffic to jam "

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men who use the forums to moan about not getting meets?

People who message using text talk like ‘ows u’....

"

Both allowed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anything annoys me then I'm the bad boy for letting it get to me. I had a road rage argument the other week. I was so disappointed in myself because I normally just laugh the fuckers off and leave them stewing.

Chuck me in the bucket.

No you’re one of the ones I like on here. No bucket for you. Denied

Aww, what's the opposite of road rage?

I'm feeling all mellow now.

Not sure but it’s all over the front page "

That song was about a murder just outside Brum. She's out now and he's rotted away.

Chuck her in the bucket...twice.

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By *ommyxyzMan
over a year ago

Bedford


"Olives!! Fucking hate the things

Allowed! Food of the devil!"

No don’t put them in the bucket I’ll eat them!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ooh, and creeps sending disgusting messages then saying (following up after deletion) that you're asking for it by being on Fab.

No. No I am not.

Allowed . I honestly cannot believe the messages I’ve had today. It’s obviously nutjob day on fab! "

Just because shit stains exist, and I'll encounter them, doesn't mean I want it by existing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men who use the forums to moan about not getting meets?

People who message using text talk like ‘ows u’....

Both allowed! "

Along with “wow you’re stunning”. And you can tell that from my arse pic? I have a face like the back of a bus love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Olives!! Fucking hate the things

Allowed! Food of the devil!

No don’t put them in the bucket I’ll eat them!"

They went ages ago. Dive in. Might be a bit squashed now though

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ooh, and creeps sending disgusting messages then saying (following up after deletion) that you're asking for it by being on Fab.

No. No I am not.

Allowed . I honestly cannot believe the messages I’ve had today. It’s obviously nutjob day on fab! "

Those were private messages between us Nora!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If anything annoys me then I'm the bad boy for letting it get to me. I had a road rage argument the other week. I was so disappointed in myself because I normally just laugh the fuckers off and leave them stewing.

Chuck me in the bucket.

No you’re one of the ones I like on here. No bucket for you. Denied

Aww, what's the opposite of road rage?

I'm feeling all mellow now.

Not sure but it’s all over the front page

That song was about a murder just outside Brum. She's out now and he's rotted away.

Chuck her in the bucket...twice."

The murderer or Cerys Matthews?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh, and creeps sending disgusting messages then saying (following up after deletion) that you're asking for it by being on Fab.

No. No I am not.

Allowed . I honestly cannot believe the messages I’ve had today. It’s obviously nutjob day on fab!

Those were private messages between us Nora!! "

Did monkey make some notes?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ooh, and creeps sending disgusting messages then saying (following up after deletion) that you're asking for it by being on Fab.

No. No I am not.

Allowed . I honestly cannot believe the messages I’ve had today. It’s obviously nutjob day on fab!

Those were private messages between us Nora!!

Did monkey make some notes? "

Monkey says nothing ... but smiles wryly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh, and creeps sending disgusting messages then saying (following up after deletion) that you're asking for it by being on Fab.

No. No I am not.

Allowed . I honestly cannot believe the messages I’ve had today. It’s obviously nutjob day on fab!

Those were private messages between us Nora!!

Did monkey make some notes?

Monkey says nothing ... but smiles wryly "

Nora will chuck Monkey in the bucket if he’s not careful.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Coriander is my serious honest to God vote on this one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coriander is my serious honest to God vote on this one. "

Denied. I like it. Oregano can go instead.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ooh, and creeps sending disgusting messages then saying (following up after deletion) that you're asking for it by being on Fab.

No. No I am not.

Allowed . I honestly cannot believe the messages I’ve had today. It’s obviously nutjob day on fab!

Those were private messages between us Nora!!

Did monkey make some notes?

Monkey says nothing ... but smiles wryly

Nora will chuck Monkey in the bucket if he’s not careful. "

Monkey refuses to be threatened to toe the line

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Coriander is my serious honest to God vote on this one.

Denied. I like it. Oregano can go instead. "

It tastes like soap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh, and creeps sending disgusting messages then saying (following up after deletion) that you're asking for it by being on Fab.

No. No I am not.

Allowed . I honestly cannot believe the messages I’ve had today. It’s obviously nutjob day on fab!

Those were private messages between us Nora!!

Did monkey make some notes?

Monkey says nothing ... but smiles wryly

Nora will chuck Monkey in the bucket if he’s not careful.

Monkey refuses to be threatened to toe the line"

Monkey hasn’t met Nora . I refuse to be refused

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coriander is my serious honest to God vote on this one.

Denied. I like it. Oregano can go instead.

It tastes like soap. "

Stick it in a soup with some carrots! Heaven in a bowl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anything annoys me then I'm the bad boy for letting it get to me. I had a road rage argument the other week. I was so disappointed in myself because I normally just laugh the fuckers off and leave them stewing.

Chuck me in the bucket.

No you’re one of the ones I like on here. No bucket for you. Denied

Aww, what's the opposite of road rage?

I'm feeling all mellow now.

Not sure but it’s all over the front page

That song was about a murder just outside Brum. She's out now and he's rotted away.

Chuck her in the bucket...twice.

The murderer or Cerys Matthews? "

Now you come to mention it Cerys is grates a bit on 6 Music show.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ooh, and creeps sending disgusting messages then saying (following up after deletion) that you're asking for it by being on Fab.

No. No I am not.

Allowed . I honestly cannot believe the messages I’ve had today. It’s obviously nutjob day on fab!

Those were private messages between us Nora!!

Did monkey make some notes?

Monkey says nothing ... but smiles wryly

Nora will chuck Monkey in the bucket if he’s not careful.

Monkey refuses to be threatened to toe the line

Monkey hasn’t met Nora . I refuse to be refused "

I would .. you know ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If anything annoys me then I'm the bad boy for letting it get to me. I had a road rage argument the other week. I was so disappointed in myself because I normally just laugh the fuckers off and leave them stewing.

Chuck me in the bucket.

No you’re one of the ones I like on here. No bucket for you. Denied

Aww, what's the opposite of road rage?

I'm feeling all mellow now.

Not sure but it’s all over the front page

That song was about a murder just outside Brum. She's out now and he's rotted away.

Chuck her in the bucket...twice.

The murderer or Cerys Matthews?

Now you come to mention it Cerys is grates a bit on 6 Music show."

Yeah why not. Chuck her in too. Annoying voice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh, and creeps sending disgusting messages then saying (following up after deletion) that you're asking for it by being on Fab.

No. No I am not.

Allowed . I honestly cannot believe the messages I’ve had today. It’s obviously nutjob day on fab!

Those were private messages between us Nora!!

Did monkey make some notes?

Monkey says nothing ... but smiles wryly

Nora will chuck Monkey in the bucket if he’s not careful.

Monkey refuses to be threatened to toe the line

Monkey hasn’t met Nora . I refuse to be refused

I would .. you know ... "

Can I not meet your other arf instead?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ooh, and creeps sending disgusting messages then saying (following up after deletion) that you're asking for it by being on Fab.

No. No I am not.

Allowed . I honestly cannot believe the messages I’ve had today. It’s obviously nutjob day on fab!

Those were private messages between us Nora!!

Did monkey make some notes?

Monkey says nothing ... but smiles wryly

Nora will chuck Monkey in the bucket if he’s not careful.

Monkey refuses to be threatened to toe the line

Monkey hasn’t met Nora . I refuse to be refused

I would .. you know ...

Can I not meet your other arf instead? "

Both?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Coriander is my serious honest to God vote on this one.

Denied. I like it. Oregano can go instead.

It tastes like soap.

Stick it in a soup with some carrots! Heaven in a bowl!"

Soup, carrots, and a soap contamination. (it's a weird genetic quirk)

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

People who think they are entitled to fuck you because you're on a 'swingers site'

No thanks!!

It's Not attractive.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh, and creeps sending disgusting messages then saying (following up after deletion) that you're asking for it by being on Fab.

No. No I am not.

Allowed . I honestly cannot believe the messages I’ve had today. It’s obviously nutjob day on fab!

Those were private messages between us Nora!!

Did monkey make some notes?

Monkey says nothing ... but smiles wryly

Nora will chuck Monkey in the bucket if he’s not careful.

Monkey refuses to be threatened to toe the line

Monkey hasn’t met Nora . I refuse to be refused

I would .. you know ...

Can I not meet your other arf instead?

Both? "

Nora doesn’t meet couples. She likes to choose her own victims

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who think they are entitled to fuck you because you're on a 'swingers site'

No thanks!!

It's Not attractive.

Jo.Xx "

Allowed. Idiots

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ooh yes entitlement. That can go.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ooh, and creeps sending disgusting messages then saying (following up after deletion) that you're asking for it by being on Fab.

No. No I am not.

Allowed . I honestly cannot believe the messages I’ve had today. It’s obviously nutjob day on fab!

Those were private messages between us Nora!!

Did monkey make some notes?

Monkey says nothing ... but smiles wryly

Nora will chuck Monkey in the bucket if he’s not careful.

Monkey refuses to be threatened to toe the line

Monkey hasn’t met Nora . I refuse to be refused

I would .. you know ...

Can I not meet your other arf instead?

Both?

Nora doesn’t meet couples. She likes to choose her own victims "

You'd have to ask her ... Monkey is not Red's pimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh, and creeps sending disgusting messages then saying (following up after deletion) that you're asking for it by being on Fab.

No. No I am not.

Allowed . I honestly cannot believe the messages I’ve had today. It’s obviously nutjob day on fab!

Those were private messages between us Nora!!

Did monkey make some notes?

Monkey says nothing ... but smiles wryly

Nora will chuck Monkey in the bucket if he’s not careful.

Monkey refuses to be threatened to toe the line

Monkey hasn’t met Nora . I refuse to be refused

I would .. you know ...

Can I not meet your other arf instead?

Both?

Nora doesn’t meet couples. She likes to choose her own victims

You'd have to ask her ... Monkey is not Red's pimp "

Haha. She’s never here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven’t done this for a while. Room 101 style.

I have here a mahoosive bottomless bucket.

Post something that really annoys you and if I allow it in my bucket it will be gone forever. "

I know this going to make me an outcast Nora but is there any chance we can chuck forum game threads into the bucket?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ooh, and creeps sending disgusting messages then saying (following up after deletion) that you're asking for it by being on Fab.

No. No I am not.

Allowed . I honestly cannot believe the messages I’ve had today. It’s obviously nutjob day on fab!

Those were private messages between us Nora!!

Did monkey make some notes?

Monkey says nothing ... but smiles wryly

Nora will chuck Monkey in the bucket if he’s not careful.

Monkey refuses to be threatened to toe the line

Monkey hasn’t met Nora . I refuse to be refused

I would .. you know ...

Can I not meet your other arf instead?

Both?

Nora doesn’t meet couples. She likes to choose her own victims

You'd have to ask her ... Monkey is not Red's pimp

Haha. She’s never here!"

Not as often

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haven’t done this for a while. Room 101 style.

I have here a mahoosive bottomless bucket.

Post something that really annoys you and if I allow it in my bucket it will be gone forever.

I know this going to make me an outcast Nora but is there any chance we can chuck forum game threads into the bucket? "

Depends which ones? Some are fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven’t done this for a while. Room 101 style.

I have here a mahoosive bottomless bucket.

Post something that really annoys you and if I allow it in my bucket it will be gone forever.

I know this going to make me an outcast Nora but is there any chance we can chuck forum game threads into the bucket?

Depends which ones? Some are fun. "

Keep the pm game, dump the rest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haven’t done this for a while. Room 101 style.

I have here a mahoosive bottomless bucket.

Post something that really annoys you and if I allow it in my bucket it will be gone forever.

I know this going to make me an outcast Nora but is there any chance we can chuck forum game threads into the bucket?

Depends which ones? Some are fun.

Keep the pm game, dump the rest."

I like rubis secret service one. I’ll dump the rest though, apart from any I might do

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Weird profile pics of say one close up eye where you can see the bloodshot and veins, it’s not a horror site is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Weird profile pics of say one close up eye where you can see the bloodshot and veins, it’s not a horror site is it?

"

Allowed . Not keen on pics with close up anything to be honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t spend enough time on here for anything to annoy me however on thinking face pics from years ago!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t spend enough time on here for anything to annoy me however on thinking face pics from years ago! "

Not just on here. And yes allowed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven’t done this for a while. Room 101 style.

I have here a mahoosive bottomless bucket.

Post something that really annoys you and if I allow it in my bucket it will be gone forever.

I know this going to make me an outcast Nora but is there any chance we can chuck forum game threads into the bucket?

Depends which ones? Some are fun.

Keep the pm game, dump the rest.

I like rubis secret service one. I’ll dump the rest though, apart from any I might do "

Yes, that's good. I think It was Rubi who did the 'tell people what you think of them by pm' one too. That was good...or was that the same one?

Most of them are pants though.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Small buckets

Youre just being silly now . This is a serious thread "
a seriously big bucket then

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