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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm sure they will all want you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"

Really your having trouble pulling birds on here .... can’t think why

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By *weetnips69Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Wow wot a charmer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s nothing like balancing your magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you never met anyone off the site?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Have Sydney University published some new research to prove that fat ugly men get laid more frequently than athletic attractive ones ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure they will all want you now "

NO!

need to be rude about different shaped people

I love how we are all different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your post made me pull a funny face.

I don’t have an inch of fat on my whole body, I resent your comments about having to be fat to get laid.

Also the “fat ugly bird” might be the most amazing human being you’ve never met?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Oh wow

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have Sydney University published some new research to prove that fat ugly men get laid more frequently than athletic attractive ones ?"

did you not see it

then you missed it

fat ugly men are now more fuckable than ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have Sydney University published some new research to prove that fat ugly men get laid more frequently than athletic attractive ones ?"

I must have missed that research group

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's definitely rant day then

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Oh I love this site and it’s forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your post made me pull a funny face.

I don’t have an inch of fat on my whole body, I resent your comments about having to be fat to get laid.

Also the “fat ugly bird” might be the most amazing human being you’ve never met? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your post made me pull a funny face.

I don’t have an inch of fat on my whole body, I resent your comments about having to be fat to get laid.

Also the “fat ugly bird” might be the most amazing human being you’ve never met? "

he meant the plumpted up turkey he ordered for christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's definitely rant day then "

me thinks many are not getting laid

with messages like

oi fat ugly bird do you wonder why?

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"

Why are you trying to pull women you think are fat and ugly?

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Well arent you a catch

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Your post made me pull a funny face.

I don’t have an inch of fat on my whole body, I resent your comments about having to be fat to get laid.

Also the “fat ugly bird” might be the most amazing human being you’ve never met?

he meant the plumpted up turkey he ordered for christmas! "

OMG you mentioned the C-word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s any conciliation OP I let you give me one if I was a lady. You’re the type of ‘guy’ I’d go for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in there!! I’m about to get some major action!!

Mr S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posting this should help you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"

And I take it you tried to pull the "fat ugly birds" did you?????

Hmmm.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that’s what happens to people who got bullied at school and couldn’t become a copper or traffic warden lol. Jesus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds

Really your having trouble pulling birds on here .... can’t think why"

I am fat

an ugly and a bird and do not you forget it.

Beautiful fat ugly bird ...you pulled!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Well this is a nice thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"

I have never wanted someone more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Posting this should help you "

Hey you, put my bra back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab should really start giving awards for most pointless threads on the forum

This would be right up there

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"

Aw at least you tried to pull a fat ugly one though. What a gent willing to shag someone you don’t fancy, ungrateful fuglies knocking you back! I’m sure a thin pretty one will see this and jump at the chance to meet you. Assuming of course that you’re not ugly yourself, you certainly seem lovely from this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U ok hun?

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

I think I prefer fat and ugly to gym bunny. Mainly because like BBW, they have personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I prefer fat and ugly to gym bunny. Mainly because like BBW, they have personality "

other body type don't

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

The upside of being fat and ugly is that we have a personality and tend to be decent human beings who are quite good at sex.

(Waves verifications in OP's direction)

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Is this thread the equivalent of the Fab Darwin Awards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Posting this should help you

Hey you, put my bra back!"

Haha matching bras! We’re made for each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"
hahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this thread the equivalent of the Fab Darwin Awards? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I put on weight? Is that where I've been going wrong? Domino's does 2 for 1 on a Thursday still right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"

I think you should be grateful you're even here and your mother didn't decide to swallow that night

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By *aughty_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds

I think you should be grateful you're even here and your mother didn't decide to swallow that night "

Hahahahaa! Medal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have Sydney University published some new research to prove that fat ugly men get laid more frequently than athletic attractive ones ?"

fat ugly bird is now in with chances of of a fat ball! My birds love them!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

must cut deep when even the fat ugly birds dont want you

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

If we both got stuck on a remote island alone with no food my fat reserves will keep me going till the rescue party comes - you still would not get laid though

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds

I think you should be grateful you're even here and your mother didn't decide to swallow that night "

crying!

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds

I think you should be grateful you're even here and your mother didn't decide to swallow that night "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"

Wow charming.. I wonder why lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I put on weight? Is that where I've been going wrong? Domino's does 2 for 1 on a Thursday still right? "

with delivery free what more could you want for...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Should I put on weight? Is that where I've been going wrong? Domino's does 2 for 1 on a Thursday still right? "

Tuesday ... so I hear

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds

I think you should be grateful you're even here and your mother didn't decide to swallow that night "
Forum gold, excellent response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you must've increased you chances now . especially with the fat ugly crowd lol

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm off to buy some pies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds

I think you should be grateful you're even here and your mother didn't decide to swallow that night "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The upside of being fat and ugly is that we have a personality and tend to be decent human beings who are quite good at sex.

(Waves verifications in OP's direction)"

I am sure he will wave back at you

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"

Well with charm like that how'd you fail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to buy some pies.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not surprised you're getting nowhere with that attitude

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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds

I think you should be grateful you're even here and your mother didn't decide to swallow that night

"

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By *ustalittleKinkWoman
over a year ago

in the shadows

You'll be beating all the women off with a stick now as they'll all be fighting to give you a sympathy fuck

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds

I think you should be grateful you're even here and your mother didn't decide to swallow that night "

Swallowed a would of spat the shit out... but yeah am fat ugly bird and I wouldn’t fuck him !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The upside of being fat and ugly is that we have a personality and tend to be decent human beings who are quite good at sex.

(Waves verifications in OP's direction)

I am sure he will wave back at you "

waves at the new delivery service with 25% discount

just ordered

some fat beer

some fat pizza

some fat chinese

fat curry

fat pork pie ,,,that is all folks! My fat dinner to have with my fat self and I am proud of who I am thanks OP fat or not we all are!

Here is a fat ball for you birds love it!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Wonder what the ladies who verified him think of this thread.

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

He just wanting to fatten his profile visits.. well av just fattened my blocked list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He just wanting to fatten his profile visits.. well av just fattened my blocked list "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I prefer fat and ugly to gym bunny. Mainly because like BBW, they have personality "

So what you’re saying is both bbw and gym bunny have personality?

What about those in between? Do they have only a bit of personality?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder what the ladies who verified him think of this thread. "

I was wondering the same.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"I think I prefer fat and ugly to gym bunny. Mainly because like BBW, they have personality

So what you’re saying is both bbw and gym bunny have personality?

What about those in between? Do they have only a bit of personality?"

Worse - I think she’s saying gym bunnies don’t have personality. Only fat and ugly people or BBWs. Which is nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol unlucky mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With posts like this I’m not surprised tbh

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I prefer fat and ugly to gym bunny. Mainly because like BBW, they have personality

So what you’re saying is both bbw and gym bunny have personality?

What about those in between? Do they have only a bit of personality?

Worse - I think she’s saying gym bunnies don’t have personality. Only fat and ugly people or BBWs. Which is nice. "

Oh ok!! Wow I love fab over statements and condemnation of people’s personalities based upon their look.

I’ll write to the nhs and tell them obesity may now be a cause of cancer but at least you have a personality...note my ironic over statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I prefer fat and ugly to gym bunny. Mainly because like BBW, they have personality

So what you’re saying is both bbw and gym bunny have personality?

What about those in between? Do they have only a bit of personality?

Worse - I think she’s saying gym bunnies don’t have personality. Only fat and ugly people or BBWs. Which is nice.

Oh ok!! Wow I love fab over statements and condemnation of people’s personalities based upon their look.

I’ll write to the nhs and tell them obesity may now be a cause of cancer but at least you have a personality...note my ironic over statement "

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"I think I prefer fat and ugly to gym bunny. Mainly because like BBW, they have personality

So what you’re saying is both bbw and gym bunny have personality?

What about those in between? Do they have only a bit of personality?

Worse - I think she’s saying gym bunnies don’t have personality. Only fat and ugly people or BBWs. Which is nice.

Oh ok!! Wow I love fab over statements and condemnation of people’s personalities based upon their look.

I’ll write to the nhs and tell them obesity may now be a cause of cancer but at least you have a personality...note my ironic over statement "

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I prefer fat and ugly to gym bunny. Mainly because like BBW, they have personality

So what you’re saying is both bbw and gym bunny have personality?

What about those in between? Do they have only a bit of personality?

Worse - I think she’s saying gym bunnies don’t have personality. Only fat and ugly people or BBWs. Which is nice. "

She's obviously wrong, my personality is fucking awesome

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"I think I prefer fat and ugly to gym bunny. Mainly because like BBW, they have personality

So what you’re saying is both bbw and gym bunny have personality?

What about those in between? Do they have only a bit of personality?

Worse - I think she’s saying gym bunnies don’t have personality. Only fat and ugly people or BBWs. Which is nice.

She's obviously wrong, my personality is fucking awesome "

Ah I dunno. I train 6 days a week and I’m a full on bitch (shrug)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I prefer fat and ugly to gym bunny. Mainly because like BBW, they have personality

So what you’re saying is both bbw and gym bunny have personality?

What about those in between? Do they have only a bit of personality?

Worse - I think she’s saying gym bunnies don’t have personality. Only fat and ugly people or BBWs. Which is nice.

She's obviously wrong, my personality is fucking awesome

Ah I dunno. I train 6 days a week and I’m a full on bitch (shrug)"

I strongly disagree with your statement

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By *exyFunAshWoman
over a year ago

Mansfield


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"

Would rather spend time with a bigger guy than a shallow asshole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the world needs now is love sweet love, not just for you and me but for everybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fat ugly bird here. and frankly I'd rather meet normal guys with dad bods, or whatever bods they have, as long as they are genuinely nice guys that don't have OPs awful attitude

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Hi OP, if you're still reading this, and laughing along with us, just treat it as a life lesson and not take it to heart

If you do take something from this thread you'll have a chance.

If not you might as will give up and go UNLOS

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I must be well ugly...or fucking awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How dare you say I am not beautiful

Because i do not fall into your idea of what beauty is

Don't judge beauty on the screwed up idea of what the media says it is.

They have taught us

To hate our bodies

To hate ourselves

Leaving a legacy of anorexia. Bulimia suicides

As 1000s of us try to achieve their unrealistic ideal of perfection

So don't you dare say I am not beautiful

As that is simply your opinion

And opinions are like assholes

We all have them and most are full of shit

Judging a person's worth on how they look.

Instead look for real beauty

Beauty has no shape nor size

Nor does it have a perfect jaw line

It has nothing to do with how we look, what we wear.

The most beautiful people are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths.

These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern. Beautiful people do not just happen.

They are forged in the fires of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politeness, intelligence and humour help. I’m sorry you’re lacking these.

Personality is everything and you posting this just shows why no one will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the Op original intention to stir up a articulated debate on body image and the perception of beauty

Or was he just being a prick

Answers on a postcard please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, the green arrow of destiny suggests you're just regurgitating the same opinions. In a thread from 6 months ago, you suggest exactly the same as you are now.

What have you tried to change to improve your chances? Or are you just gonna keep on whinging and doing the same over and over again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, the green arrow of destiny suggests you're just regurgitating the same opinions. In a thread from 6 months ago, you suggest exactly the same as you are now.

What have you tried to change to improve your chances? Or are you just gonna keep on whinging and doing the same over and over again? "

Someone has done her homework

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"

Never mind, what you lack in padding, you more than make up for in charm and diplomacy

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Was the Op original intention to stir up a articulated debate on body image and the perception of beauty

Or was he just being a prick

Answers on a postcard please "

Option number 2 please x

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Fussy bitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"

Nah, I'm both and find it difficult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was the Op original intention to stir up a articulated debate on body image and the perception of beauty

Or was he just being a prick

Answers on a postcard please

Option number 2 please x"

As not replying thinking just wanting to cause some outrage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with OP

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

East London

Hahahahaha if your complaining get a hooker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was the Op original intention to stir up a articulated debate on body image and the perception of beauty

Or was he just being a prick

Answers on a postcard please

Option number 2 please x

As not replying thinking just wanting to cause some outrage "

Could be he is just reflecting on the error of his ways

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"OP, the green arrow of destiny suggests you're just regurgitating the same opinions. In a thread from 6 months ago, you suggest exactly the same as you are now.

What have you tried to change to improve your chances? Or are you just gonna keep on whinging and doing the same over and over again? "

I remember this guy now! In a thread he started called York, we had this exchange...

OP: Anyone free for a bit of outside fun n York. Can travel etc

Us: Knowing York pretty well, I'm very curious to know where you are thinking of for this outdoor fun.

That's not because we want to join, by the way. "

OP: Thank god for that

*

This is the level of charm we are dealing with, folks.

I suspect he's just a troll though.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Have Sydney University published some new research to prove that fat ugly men get laid more frequently than athletic attractive ones ?"

Yes, it's in the process of being researched as we speak. I'm collating the evidence over long a period of time and willingly helping them with this particular type of research as I'm a fat ugly bird and only go for fat ugly blokes. Attractive, athletic? Pffftt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww keep the faith op! You may get a sympathy shag one day

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I've just had a Melton Mowbray.

Deep fried the fucker.

Delish........

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"

Not with that attitude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have Sydney University published some new research to prove that fat ugly men get laid more frequently than athletic attractive ones ?

Yes, it's in the process of being researched as we speak. I'm collating the evidence over long a period of time and willingly helping them with this particular type of research as I'm a fat ugly bird and only go for fat ugly blokes. Attractive, athletic? Pffftt. "
I have looked all over but I can’t find an application form to be a participant in the research

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh dear.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Oh dear. "

I just read the first post. Then the last post. Seemed to sum things up.

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

He's not far from me but I'm fat and ugly so I've got no chance.

Weeps sadly into her biscuit barrel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m surprised you’re not beating them off with a shitty stick you smooth talking bastard.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Have Sydney University published some new research to prove that fat ugly men get laid more frequently than athletic attractive ones ?

Yes, it's in the process of being researched as we speak. I'm collating the evidence over long a period of time and willingly helping them with this particular type of research as I'm a fat ugly bird and only go for fat ugly blokes. Attractive, athletic? Pffftt. I have looked all over but I can’t find an application form to be a participant in the research "

That's because I have them all. Not sure that you fall into the correct category. Application denied.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Well done, OP. You've got your LAM award.

Join in, get to know people. You don't have to fuck the ones you don't fancy and people don't have to fuck you just because you're here.

Fat Ugly (to my my very core) Woman - rarely fucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have Sydney University published some new research to prove that fat ugly men get laid more frequently than athletic attractive ones ?

Yes, it's in the process of being researched as we speak. I'm collating the evidence over long a period of time and willingly helping them with this particular type of research as I'm a fat ugly bird and only go for fat ugly blokes. Attractive, athletic? Pffftt. I have looked all over but I can’t find an application form to be a participant in the research

That's because I have them all. Not sure that you fall into the correct category. Application denied. "

Is their an appeals panel

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Have Sydney University published some new research to prove that fat ugly men get laid more frequently than athletic attractive ones ?

Yes, it's in the process of being researched as we speak. I'm collating the evidence over long a period of time and willingly helping them with this particular type of research as I'm a fat ugly bird and only go for fat ugly blokes. Attractive, athletic? Pffftt. I have looked all over but I can’t find an application form to be a participant in the research

That's because I have them all. Not sure that you fall into the correct category. Application denied.

Is their an appeals panel "

Yes, me. Appeal denied. You aren't fugly.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

You are a right charmer cant imagine what you must be going wrong. Suck it up buttercup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have Sydney University published some new research to prove that fat ugly men get laid more frequently than athletic attractive ones ?

Yes, it's in the process of being researched as we speak. I'm collating the evidence over long a period of time and willingly helping them with this particular type of research as I'm a fat ugly bird and only go for fat ugly blokes. Attractive, athletic? Pffftt. I have looked all over but I can’t find an application form to be a participant in the research

That's because I have them all. Not sure that you fall into the correct category. Application denied.

Is their an appeals panel

Yes, me. Appeal denied. You aren't fugly. "

Well that’s the nicest thing I have heard all day although I think some may argue with your evaluation

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You are a right charmer cant imagine what you must be going wrong. Suck it up buttercup "

He's not unsuccessful, it would seem, just not getting everything he wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i am fat and ugly and i never get laid in 6 years now

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

At least he’s honest

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

*puts apple pie in the oven* I've no popcorn sorry folks but I'll share my pie

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Well..the ladies have to work their way through the fat ones ..then the ugly ones before they get to the fat ugly ones .. just be patient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea i am very honest my other half has not showed me any intimacy in 6 years now!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

My knickers almost immediately hit the deck but the fat is anchoring them up.

Never my day is it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well..the ladies have to work their way through the fat ones ..then the ugly ones before they get to the fat ugly ones .. just be patient"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we first arrived togethet years ago it was magjic but when you get years infront of you women are not interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My knickers almost immediately hit the deck but the fat is anchoring them up.

Never my day is it. "

My fat thighs hold mine up and my fat feet swelling a bit now OP because I am so fat and ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*puts apple pie in the oven* I've no popcorn sorry folks but I'll share my pie "

OP will make the fat custard with lumps that OK fat lumps ugly lumps

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I've just had a Melton Mowbray.

Deep fried the fucker.

Delish........"

I'm washing them down with two magnums and a three scoop ice cream milk shake......

Inbox cleared and filters down.

Come fuck a fattieeeeeee.

I've put on half a stone since the thread opened.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I've just had a Melton Mowbray.

Deep fried the fucker.

Delish........

I'm washing them down with two magnums and a three scoop ice cream milk shake......

Inbox cleared and filters down.

Come fuck a fattieeeeeee.

I've put on half a stone since the thread opened. "

You just reminded me I’ve got a feast in the feeezee. God bless you.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"*puts apple pie in the oven* I've no popcorn sorry folks but I'll share my pie

OP will make the fat custard with lumps that OK fat lumps ugly lumps "

OP can keep his custard, it's probably as salty as his post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/07/19 20:45:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s started a new thread ...apparently it was his mate that wrote it....so that’s ok then .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My smegma would put your face to shame son

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I've just had a Melton Mowbray.

Deep fried the fucker.

Delish........

I'm washing them down with two magnums and a three scoop ice cream milk shake......

Inbox cleared and filters down.

Come fuck a fattieeeeeee.

I've put on half a stone since the thread opened.

You just reminded me I’ve got a feast in the feeezee. God bless you. "

Ohhhhh mannnnnn. I haven't had a Feast for ages.

*runs to the co-op.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"

Damn I thought it was just me that was looking for the chunks (and yes I actually am) but I guess seeing as from what you've said they are pulling left right and centre I'll never get a look in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the smelly and thick we get our choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your post made me pull a funny face.

I don’t have an inch of fat on my whole body, I resent your comments about having to be fat to get laid.

Also the “fat ugly bird” might be the most amazing human being you’ve never met? "

Awwwww what a great last paragraph to read.... you are my kind of person xx- Katy

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I've just had a Melton Mowbray.

Deep fried the fucker.

Delish........

I'm washing them down with two magnums and a three scoop ice cream milk shake......

Inbox cleared and filters down.

Come fuck a fattieeeeeee.

I've put on half a stone since the thread opened. "

Excellent. Good effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"

you got verified just last week

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I've just had a Melton Mowbray.

Deep fried the fucker.

Delish........

I'm washing them down with two magnums and a three scoop ice cream milk shake......

Inbox cleared and filters down.

Come fuck a fattieeeeeee.

I've put on half a stone since the thread opened.

Excellent. Good effort. "

Taking one for the team......

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"I've just had a Melton Mowbray.

Deep fried the fucker.

Delish........

I'm washing them down with two magnums and a three scoop ice cream milk shake......

Inbox cleared and filters down.

Come fuck a fattieeeeeee.

I've put on half a stone since the thread opened.

Excellent. Good effort.

Taking one for the team...... "

You’re making me hungry. Anyone got a pie? Thank goodness I’m not ugly, I’d be doomed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab makes me really sad sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds"

OP 7 weeks ago you put a thread out

Am i the uglyiest man on here. Can't seem to get any attention. I know men are blah blah blah to dozen. But come on. Don't judge me on what you see. I'm more than meet's the eye

that was your thread 7 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds

OP 7 weeks ago you put a thread out

Am i the uglyiest man on here. Can't seem to get any attention. I know men are blah blah blah to dozen. But come on. Don't judge me on what you see. I'm more than meet's the eye

that was your thread 7 weeks ago "

because it is slow on here

people do not want to meet everyone

we all have to like and want and fancy someone to meet them

chatting is necessary

it might take months

there is no set time limit

but to call us fat and ugly OP is ugly enough and will not get you meets with that comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems you have to be a fat and ugly bloke to get laid on here. Can't even pull the fat ugly birds

OP 7 weeks ago you put a thread out

Am i the uglyiest man on here. Can't seem to get any attention. I know men are blah blah blah to dozen. But come on. Don't judge me on what you see. I'm more than meet's the eye

that was your thread 7 weeks ago "
calm down inspector morse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us fat ugly birds are in demand... What we lack in looks we make up for in enthusiasm and effort.... apparently

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Enthusiasm is key

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