FabSwingers.com forum: What's the chances

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

If I asked really nicely, and included a please, what are the chances of us fucking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I asked really nicely, and included a please, what are the chances of us fucking?

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zero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

70%

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Zero "

But I said please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can I refuse you, you’ve said please

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"70%"

Ah, see! Being polite is 70% of the work. Now to sort out that extra 30%

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"How can I refuse you, you’ve said please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"70%

Ah, see! Being polite is 70% of the work. Now to sort out that extra 30%"

Cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zero

But I said please! "
It's still zero but I appreciate the politeness

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

100% as long as you squeal like a little piggie.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Will you bring cake

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"70%

Ah, see! Being polite is 70% of the work. Now to sort out that extra 30%

Cheesecake"

Any kind of cheesecake, or does it need to be a specific one?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"100% as long as you squeal like a little piggie. "

Wouldn't do it any other way

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Will you bring cake "

Indeed I will!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"70%

Ah, see! Being polite is 70% of the work. Now to sort out that extra 30%

Cheesecake

Any kind of cheesecake, or does it need to be a specific one? "

A chocolate fudge one

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"100% as long as you squeal like a little piggie.

Wouldn't do it any other way"

Wow! Can you do a Cilla Black impression too?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Ha ha I’m waiting to see if the cheesecake option has increased his chances, not that I’d throw you out of bed OP, just weighing up my options, I mean politeness and cheesecake is a heady mix...

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"70%

Ah, see! Being polite is 70% of the work. Now to sort out that extra 30%

Cheesecake

Any kind of cheesecake, or does it need to be a specific one?

A chocolate fudge one

How about 2?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Ha ha I’m waiting to see if the cheesecake option has increased his chances, not that I’d throw you out of bed OP, just weighing up my options, I mean politeness and cheesecake is a heady mix...

Haha just making sure you haggle and get the best deal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"70%

Ah, see! Being polite is 70% of the work. Now to sort out that extra 30%

Cheesecake

Any kind of cheesecake, or does it need to be a specific one?

A chocolate fudge one

How about 2?"

yes!

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Well I do want to have my cake and eat it...

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

"Will you bring cake

Indeed I will! "

O go on then

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"70%

Ah, see! Being polite is 70% of the work. Now to sort out that extra 30%

Cheesecake

Any kind of cheesecake, or does it need to be a specific one?

A chocolate fudge one

How about 2?

yes!"

On my way!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If I asked really nicely, and included a please, what are the chances of us fucking?

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meant yes didn't realise it was you

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"If I asked really nicely, and included a please, what are the chances of us fucking?

meant yes didn't realise it was you

Haha

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

80%

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"80%"

How to make up the other 20%?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If I asked really nicely, and included a please, what are the chances of us fucking?

meant yes didn't realise it was you

Haha

Well look at you Handsome x dashing x

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"80%

How to make up the other 20%?"

Offer a massage

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I fuck everyone

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I fuck everyone

So I didn't even need to say please?

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Nah, I'll pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anytime I am easy and cheap

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I fuck everyone

So I didn't even need to say please? "

Nope I’m that easy

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nah, I'll pass

I'll remember that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minus infinity

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"Nah, I'll pass

I'll remember that!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"80%

How to make up the other 20%?"

95%?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Minus infinity

And beyond?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very high so long as we don’t make eye contact when I’m banging your shitter

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Only if you buy me dinner first. I wont just open my legs for anybody you know!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Very high so long as we don’t make eye contact when I’m banging your shitter

That's fine, there is a position for that.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Only if you buy me dinner first. I wont just open my legs for anybody you know!"

A quick cheeseburger and fries from the big McD and that's my final offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very high so long as we don’t make eye contact when I’m banging your shitter

That's fine, there is a position for that. "

I’ll be round in 5

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Only if you buy me dinner first. I wont just open my legs for anybody you know!

A quick cheeseburger and fries from the big McD and that's my final offer "

Sold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah. Sorry.

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