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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies if you were a gent for a day what would you do?

I would buy a nice suit, test ‘the blokes can drink more’ theory and send ladies on fab sweet messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies if you were a gent for a day what would you do?

I would buy a nice suit, test ‘the blokes can drink more’ theory and send ladies on fab sweet messages "

If I was a woman for a day I’d have sex with me lol

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By *0rn1Man
over a year ago

soutport

If I was I’d have it with the person above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think the Op wanted ladies to answer and they're all tucked up snoring lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think the Op wanted ladies to answer and they're all tucked up snoring lol "

Lol aint this the truth?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Man spread and make inappropriate comments to passing women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measure my willy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have my hand in pants all day and do loads of helicopters

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Measure my willy. "

Do you have sky?

You'll have to buy some Lynx ... Africa of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Measure my willy. "

What would you measure it against?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Measure my willy.

What would you measure it against? "

A toblerone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Measure my willy. "

I’d spaff all day over your photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god, I could NEVER be a man....my hubby does everything around the house...I am just too damn lazy to do that shite....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would literally just play with my willy all day

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Pee outside. Just because I could.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Measure my willy.

I’d spaff all day over your photos "

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I would literally just play with my willy all day "

You’ve completely nailed the character there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm. Bash my bishop- often . Have sexy with a woman. Have sex with a man. Have sexy time with a watermelon (thanks F&B). I’d have a beard to see if it tickles. I’d walk around in shorts and not be bothered by having hairy legs. Squeeze my balls to see how much it hurts. Pee freely in the wind. See if it really is a man’s world

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Hmm. Bash my bishop- often . Have sexy with a woman. Have sex with a man. Have sexy time with a watermelon (thanks F&B). I’d have a beard to see if it tickles. I’d walk around in shorts and not be bothered by having hairy legs. Squeeze my balls to see how much it hurts. Pee freely in the wind. See if it really is a man’s world "

Don't forget moaning because you don't get any responses to your messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmm. Bash my bishop- often . Have sexy with a woman. Have sex with a man. Have sexy time with a watermelon (thanks F&B). I’d have a beard to see if it tickles. I’d walk around in shorts and not be bothered by having hairy legs. Squeeze my balls to see how much it hurts. Pee freely in the wind. See if it really is a man’s world

Don't forget moaning because you don't get any responses to your messages "

But I would get messages

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

If I was a man I’d check my integrity was intact ... sod the play stuff. Oh I might go with buying a new G & H suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmm. Bash my bishop- often . Have sexy with a woman. Have sex with a man. Have sexy time with a watermelon (thanks F&B). I’d have a beard to see if it tickles. I’d walk around in shorts and not be bothered by having hairy legs. Squeeze my balls to see how much it hurts. Pee freely in the wind. See if it really is a man’s world "
lol

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Oooooo I'd not get in a queue because everyone else was in that said queue ....clown face emoji .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was a man I’d check my integrity was intact ... sod the play stuff. Oh I might go with buying a new G & H suit "
My integrity is in tact lol

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock


"Ladies if you were a gent for a day what would you do?

I would buy a nice suit, test ‘the blokes can drink more’ theory and send ladies on fab sweet messages "

You can spend the evening seeing how many of those sweet messages have been ignored or deleted.

And that's not a moan- just an observation based on fact!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"If I was a man I’d check my integrity was intact ... sod the play stuff. Oh I might go with buying a new G & H suit My integrity is in tact lol "

For now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was a man I’d check my integrity was intact ... sod the play stuff. Oh I might go with buying a new G & H suit My integrity is in tact lol

For now...."
why what you gonna do to me?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ladies if you were a gent for a day what would you do?

I would buy a nice suit, test ‘the blokes can drink more’ theory and send ladies on fab sweet messages

You can spend the evening seeing how many of those sweet messages have been ignored or deleted.

And that's not a moan- just an observation based on fact!"

Experience ... not necessarily absolute fact ... just saying

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

This is what's great about being a trany , best of both worlds without the periods !!

Although I did buy some tampons once to see if I could go rollerblading and swimming !!

Xx

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"This is what's great about being a trany , best of both worlds without the periods !!

Although I did buy some tampons once to see if I could go rollerblading and swimming !!

Xx "

Hahahaha

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock


"Ladies if you were a gent for a day what would you do?

I would buy a nice suit, test ‘the blokes can drink more’ theory and send ladies on fab sweet messages

You can spend the evening seeing how many of those sweet messages have been ignored or deleted.

And that's not a moan- just an observation based on fact!

Experience ... not necessarily absolute fact ... just saying "

Not necessarily experience either- I get many nice responses. Just a comment on what its like for the majority of single men- probably as a result of their own ham-fisted introductions!

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