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By *eorge Jetson OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

As you can see, myself and Dark Ph0enix have been in deep discussion over the nature of household chores and how best to avoid them....now since I'd sooner iron my own face than iron clothes my lurvely sexy lady has kindly offered her services with it...but at a tempting cost.

So naturally I have to pick up the slack and volunteer myself to be arse in the air while I'm cinderella-ing my way through the cleaning of bathrooms.... However, this also comes at a cost and I need to be tempted with exceptional circumstances.... So, who's gonna make me an offer for a good scrubbing of their bathroom.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Why not swap ironing with bathroom cleaning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, why don't you come at the same time as Dark Pheonix and I'll get double the wine and 2 cakes? That's a cake each hey,. I'm nearly tempted to clean my own bathroom now but the shops are closed

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Why not swap ironing with bathroom cleaning? "

Now where is the fab fun in that???

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By *eorge Jetson OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

It's a domestic service we're both offering.

You service us and we'll see to your bathroom and ironing.

(Although thos could depend very heavily on what kind of cake your offering)???

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By *ymBuff2019Man
over a year ago

colchester


"As you can see, myself and Dark Ph0enix have been in deep discussion over the nature of household chores and how best to avoid them....now since I'd sooner iron my own face than iron clothes my lurvely sexy lady has kindly offered her services with it...but at a tempting cost.

So naturally I have to pick up the slack and volunteer myself to be arse in the air while I'm cinderella-ing my way through the cleaning of bathrooms.... However, this also comes at a cost and I need to be tempted with exceptional circumstances.... So, who's gonna make me an offer for a good scrubbing of their bathroom. "

I would but I despise dunny cleaning

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"OK, why don't you come at the same time as Dark Pheonix and I'll get double the wine and 2 cakes? That's a cake each hey,. I'm nearly tempted to clean my own bathroom now but the shops are closed "

If cookies couldn't persuade me then I think ill need more incentive than cake..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na its ok ta

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By *eorge Jetson OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Why not swap ironing with bathroom cleaning?

Now where is the fab fun in that???"

I'm not sure this one read the small print and the terms and conditions

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Whack some Nutella round a nipple and that's the treat once your done?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Why not swap ironing with bathroom cleaning?

Now where is the fab fun in that???"

Naked and oiled up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK, why don't you come at the same time as Dark Pheonix and I'll get double the wine and 2 cakes? That's a cake each hey,. I'm nearly tempted to clean my own bathroom now but the shops are closed

If cookies couldn't persuade me then I think ill need more incentive than cake.."

Did I spell cock with a c.a.k.e again?lol

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By *eorge Jetson OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"As you can see, myself and Dark Ph0enix have been in deep discussion over the nature of household chores and how best to avoid them....now since I'd sooner iron my own face than iron clothes my lurvely sexy lady has kindly offered her services with it...but at a tempting cost.

So naturally I have to pick up the slack and volunteer myself to be arse in the air while I'm cinderella-ing my way through the cleaning of bathrooms.... However, this also comes at a cost and I need to be tempted with exceptional circumstances.... So, who's gonna make me an offer for a good scrubbing of their bathroom.

I would but I despise dunny cleaning "

That's the whole idea sweetheart, sexual enticement with the promise of a damn good seeing to will get said "Dunny" sparkling clean for you

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By *eorge Jetson OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"OK, why don't you come at the same time as Dark Pheonix and I'll get double the wine and 2 cakes? That's a cake each hey,. I'm nearly tempted to clean my own bathroom now but the shops are closed

If cookies couldn't persuade me then I think ill need more incentive than cake..

Did I spell cock with a c.a.k.e again?lol "

Yes, yes you did.

And the fact your keep mis-spelling it is a problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol think maybe that's why I'm putting on weight not losing it in fluids lol

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Whack some Nutella round a nipple and that's the treat once your done?"

But..but....here's the kicker...I don't have those! And i dont mean the nutella

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By *eorge Jetson OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Lol think maybe that's why I'm putting on weight not losing it in fluids lol "

Your thinking of "Sploshing" it's messy and quite honestly a waste of cake (unless you want to eat it off my arse while I'm kneeling on your bathroom floor scrubbing your tiles then it's not such a waste after all)

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Would get messy when it cums to ironing and cake tho..

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By *eorge Jetson OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Would get messy when it cums to ironing and cake tho.."

I didn't think of that.

Hold the cake......

Or at least let me take it home when I'm done

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By *ymBuff2019Man
over a year ago

colchester


"As you can see, myself and Dark Ph0enix have been in deep discussion over the nature of household chores and how best to avoid them....now since I'd sooner iron my own face than iron clothes my lurvely sexy lady has kindly offered her services with it...but at a tempting cost.

So naturally I have to pick up the slack and volunteer myself to be arse in the air while I'm cinderella-ing my way through the cleaning of bathrooms.... However, this also comes at a cost and I need to be tempted with exceptional circumstances.... So, who's gonna make me an offer for a good scrubbing of their bathroom.

I would but I despise dunny cleaning

That's the whole idea sweetheart, sexual enticement with the promise of a damn good seeing to will get said "Dunny" sparkling clean for you "

If I’d of known that I could of avoided the dunny cleaning the whole time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol think maybe that's why I'm putting on weight not losing it in fluids lol

Your thinking of "Sploshing" it's messy and quite honestly a waste of cake (unless you want to eat it off my arse while I'm kneeling on your bathroom floor scrubbing your tiles then it's not such a waste after all)"

Dear lord, for the chance to eat cake off such a nice asshole I would come to your house and clean your bathroom afterwards...but my as is staying low, really low lol

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Would get messy when it cums to ironing and cake tho..

I didn't think of that.

Hold the cake......

Or at least let me take it home when I'm done "

Doggy..um...bag?

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By *eorge Jetson OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"As you can see, myself and Dark Ph0enix have been in deep discussion over the nature of household chores and how best to avoid them....now since I'd sooner iron my own face than iron clothes my lurvely sexy lady has kindly offered her services with it...but at a tempting cost.

So naturally I have to pick up the slack and volunteer myself to be arse in the air while I'm cinderella-ing my way through the cleaning of bathrooms.... However, this also comes at a cost and I need to be tempted with exceptional circumstances.... So, who's gonna make me an offer for a good scrubbing of their bathroom.

I would but I despise dunny cleaning

That's the whole idea sweetheart, sexual enticement with the promise of a damn good seeing to will get said "Dunny" sparkling clean for you

If I’d of known that I could of avoided the dunny cleaning the whole time!!"

This is why were here dear, to give guys like you a break from the mundane "Dunny" cleaning.... So, tempt me and make it good or your gonna be up to your elbows in dunny cleaning materials and all alone while you do it

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By *eorge Jetson OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Would get messy when it cums to ironing and cake tho..

I didn't think of that.

Hold the cake......

Or at least let me take it home when I'm done

Doggy..um...bag?"

Bag, hood, rope, collar. Take your pick

I don't mind how I'm "Doggied"

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Well doggy is more tempting than cake or cookies to be fair x

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By *eorge Jetson OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Agreed.

Cake and cookies are off the menu.

Strictly main course temptations from here on.

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Whack some Nutella round a nipple and that's the treat once your done?

But..but....here's the kicker...I don't have those! And i dont mean the nutella

"

Do you have a ball gag and a teddy bear?

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