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Sexual favours and ironing

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By *ark ph0enix OP   Woman
over a year ago

Teesside

Odd topic yeah but been chatting to the female half of the jetsons

Apparently I'm odd for enjoying ironing.

But give me a good movie, a bottle of something nice and I'm good for a few hours at least.

However in true fab style the conversation naturally evolved to rewards for such services.

So far there has been discussion involving cookies. But I'm not tempted by those.

How would you tempt me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate doing it but needs done. Feel free to come do it for me though

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By *ark ph0enix OP   Woman
over a year ago

Teesside


"I hate doing it but needs done. Feel free to come do it for me though "

Missing the point a wee bit here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd get you a whole cake if you did my ironing, most definitely...and the wine lol

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By *sgigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent


"Odd topic yeah but been chatting to the female half of the jetsons

Apparently I'm odd for enjoying ironing.

But give me a good movie, a bottle of something nice and I'm good for a few hours at least.

However in true fab style the conversation naturally evolved to rewards for such services.

So far there has been discussion involving cookies. But I'm not tempted by those.

How would you tempt me?"

Omg I would literally do anything for someone to do the ironing! And if you got too hot & needed to do it naked I'd suffer that too

L x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’d give you a jolly good seeing to if you ironed by smalls for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like ironing it gives me focus its my meditation for the day but im no mug

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By *ark ph0enix OP   Woman
over a year ago

Teesside

Mmm nothing yet is tempting me to get hot and steamy over the board...

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Mmm nothing yet is tempting me to get hot and steamy over the board..."

Fear not my gorgeous, our double act is up and running, my bathroom cleaning services are also on hand to assist you with your ironing service.

Now if people would very kindly entice us with sexual services (and the occasional biscuit) we can help these un-domesticated fabsters out and go home very happy ladies. xx

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By *ark ph0enix OP   Woman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Mmm nothing yet is tempting me to get hot and steamy over the board...

Fear not my gorgeous, our double act is up and running, my bathroom cleaning services are also on hand to assist you with your ironing service.

Now if people would very kindly entice us with sexual services (and the occasional biscuit) we can help these un-domesticated fabsters out and go home very happy ladies. xx"

Hopefully so x

Not asking a lot. Maybe just an hour or so of un recipicated oral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only an hour? Bargain!

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Only an hour? Bargain! "

You know there's 2 of us right??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only an hour? Bargain!

You know there's 2 of us right??"

So that's an hour each?

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By *ark ph0enix OP   Woman
over a year ago

Teesside

An hour....OR SO!

depends how tricky your smalls are..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I mean, I may have to lie down for a bit

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By *ark ph0enix OP   Woman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Ok I mean, I may have to lie down for a bit "

Part timer!

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"An hour....OR SO!

depends how tricky your smalls are.."

And socks, socks are a nightmare.

Your looking 30 minutes EACH for every pair of socks ironed.

1 pair per day, 7 days multiplied by 2 at 30 minutes .... Your getting invoiced for 7 hours of non negotiable oral pleasure EACH.

We don't take (rain)cheques!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never said I'd stop while lying down.

I'm gonna need a new jaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More ironing?

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"I never said I'd stop while lying down.

I'm gonna need a new jaw"

Just stick your tongue out and we'll do the rest.

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By *ark ph0enix OP   Woman
over a year ago

Teesside


"An hour....OR SO!

depends how tricky your smalls are..

And socks, socks are a nightmare.

Your looking 30 minutes EACH for every pair of socks ironed.

1 pair per day, 7 days multiplied by 2 at 30 minutes .... Your getting invoiced for 7 hours of non negotiable oral pleasure EACH.

We don't take (rain)cheques!"

And by each she means each of us. NOT YOU!

You get a clean bathroom and nicely pressed shirts. You dont get a BJ too. Just to be clear!

I like her terms

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

This is actually a domestic chore I don't hate doing

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By *ark ph0enix OP   Woman
over a year ago

Teesside


"This is actually a domestic chore I don't hate doing "

Love the profile pic but does nothing for my chances of satisfaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do my own ironing as well don't let my Mrs anywhere near the iron

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"An hour....OR SO!

depends how tricky your smalls are..

And socks, socks are a nightmare.

Your looking 30 minutes EACH for every pair of socks ironed.

1 pair per day, 7 days multiplied by 2 at 30 minutes .... Your getting invoiced for 7 hours of non negotiable oral pleasure EACH.

We don't take (rain)cheques!

And by each she means each of us. NOT YOU!

You get a clean bathroom and nicely pressed shirts. You dont get a BJ too. Just to be clear!

I like her terms

"

A bathroom to be proud of and shirts so finely pressed you'll be happy to spend your time wearing them in the bathroom.

Now if we have a deal please sign the contract and start getting your tongue ready for payment....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An hour....OR SO!

depends how tricky your smalls are..

And socks, socks are a nightmare.

Your looking 30 minutes EACH for every pair of socks ironed.

1 pair per day, 7 days multiplied by 2 at 30 minutes .... Your getting invoiced for 7 hours of non negotiable oral pleasure EACH.

We don't take (rain)cheques!

And by each she means each of us. NOT YOU!

You get a clean bathroom and nicely pressed shirts. You dont get a BJ too. Just to be clear!

I like her terms

"

I'm fine with that

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"An hour....OR SO!

depends how tricky your smalls are..

And socks, socks are a nightmare.

Your looking 30 minutes EACH for every pair of socks ironed.

1 pair per day, 7 days multiplied by 2 at 30 minutes .... Your getting invoiced for 7 hours of non negotiable oral pleasure EACH.

We don't take (rain)cheques!

And by each she means each of us. NOT YOU!

You get a clean bathroom and nicely pressed shirts. You dont get a BJ too. Just to be clear!

I like her terms

I'm fine with that "

Just so you know... It's non negotiable

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By *ark ph0enix OP   Woman
over a year ago

Teesside

And subject to penalties for delayed payment

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I'm going for pro-forma invoicing.

Payment up front for new customers before work is carried out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm how about 50% upfront ?

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By *ark ph0enix OP   Woman
over a year ago

Teesside


"I'm going for pro-forma invoicing.

Payment up front for new customers before work is carried out. "

Like your thinking!

Just confess to being sadly disappointed in the response so far. Might yet take you up on the cookies as i dont think fabbers are going for the idea.

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"I'm going for pro-forma invoicing.

Payment up front for new customers before work is carried out.

Like your thinking!

Just confess to being sadly disappointed in the response so far. Might yet take you up on the cookies as i dont think fabbers are going for the idea.

"

It's looking like cookies, cake, wine and our own oral services.

Ironing will still be there in the morning.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I (Luke) would give you a back rub in the bath or shower every day for a week (and possibly somewhere to hang your towel).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if I offer to do ironing I get sexual favours. ?

I'm off to the shop tomorrow to buy an iron and an ironing board

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I hate ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about you sit down while ironing and I cut a hole in the chair for my lips and mouth, strap my head to the bottom + just let you go to town the entire time you are ironing? I may fall asleep but feel free to carry on, just don't drown me in my sleep

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