FabSwingers.com forum: Rita the Willy Eater

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My first landlady was Rita.

Rita The Willy Eater to give her her full title.

And she was a BEAUTY!

Some flats she owned and let out smelled like someone had kicked the top off a SHIT!

I avoided those.

But I adored Rita’s in-slipper-knockers.

Oh yes!

Like the devil’s hot water bottles.

Swinging like orang-utan’s arms and twice as hairy.

Oh Rita!

I miss thee!

Dr. Dirty.

(The rogue physician with a warm, makeshift trouser thermometer. OPEN WIDE I SAY!)